not me completely ignoring everything plot related that happened in the lotus casino to look for two little italian children
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Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.
His grey hairs are so earned
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I don’t have any proper valentines day art, just take this valentine
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ONE. MONTH
FIT’S BEEN IN THAT GODAMN CORPSE CAVE FOR ONE ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING MONTH
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Arranged marriage AU with Barbarian Bakugou who is so daunting to be around at first. He’s all gruff curses and broad shoulders and scarred cheeks and neck and jaw. He scowls constantly, stares at you while your parents auction you off like some show pig, but doesn’t say much to you besides a grunt of his name. You’re terrified, thinking that he’ll be cruel to you, that you’re being set up for a life full of unhappiness and terror and regret.
But he’s the exact opposite. Bakugou is gentle in ways a man of his size typically wouldn’t be, but he shrinks himself for you. Not in a way that diminishes his status as the newly appointed king, but to respect you, show you that you’re beside him instead of behind him.
He picks you berries on his hunts because he knows the smell of a fresh kill brings nausea to your stomach. You find him along with the other maidens and helpers around his village, sitting beside them, big fingers holding tiny little flowers that he weaves into a crown for you. When he sets it on your head, he purses his lips, mutters something under his breath in his language that you’re still not too familiar with, but sure it means something along the lines of pretty and soft.
And when he finds you bathing in the river only few have access to, he’s sweet the whole time. Doesn’t make a spectacle of you being naked, and is relieved when you don’t instantly cower when he wades his way over to you. You try not to stare at the clawed scars that decorate his pec and jaw when he stands above you, and it helps when he suddenly dumps water all over your head. He shushes you when you splutter, continues on with cupping his hands and letting the water run off of your hair and down your shoulders, scrubbing at your skin until your flesh squeaks. He doesn’t expect you to do the same for him, but he hums in satisfaction when you push him down a little lower so you can wash the crown of his head.
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any Artem thoughts you have i would love to hear 🎤 the best boy ever needs some attention hehe
oh my dear beloved gray i have so many artem thoughts hehe 🩷🩷🩷🩷
here are a few - minors you better stop reading now thanks 😛
ive been very in my clit kisser artem vibes, it’s been on my mind all day! just how sweet & so fucking hot he is between your legs, not yet taking your panties off & sickly tender as he’s kissing your pussy through the soaking fabric but ahhhh he looks like pure lustful sin, azure eyes endless & full of desire, his chest & back rising & falling with every deep breath he takes of you, his messy hair that tickles your legs, the huge bulge in his pants when he sits up to slide your panties off your legs before leaning in to kiss your clit that’s been aching for more of him he’s so good at it too😭
& while im on the subject of his huge bulge idk maybe it’s just me but this man is packing ??? & he’s the type that he doesn’t realize he’s that big & is to fucking cute & flustered & hard when you try to tell him aaaa okay okay ive got more he’s been on my mind so much & you are my only artem friend to even share these thoughts with & im sorry these are all horny
im sorry but i will just never get over how much artem loves your thighs. the way your stockings squish the tops of them when you’re dressed up or the peak of them he gets when you sit passenger in his car & your skirt rides up a little (something he very gentlemanly fixes for you like he’s not trying to stop himself from being half hard at something so small). having them around his head (did i mention how much he loves going down on you??)
sex in his movie theater room, the lights of the screen at your back making you look like some kind of angel calling his name as you ride him & he holds your hips, maybe trying to slow you down? maybe pulling you down harder? a bit of both? hehe though he looks plenty heavenly too with his head leaning back, pretty pink lips parted, sweat glistening on his chest, the bob of his throat ajdkdkdkdk
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My only request if they do an episode where Mac gets a real actual boyfriend is that when they inevitably crash and burn it’s entirely Mac’s doing. Because A) Lest people forget Mac is as much of a weird little freak as everyone else and perfectly capable of destroying his own relationships B) It would be funny
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being genderfluid is looking at girly things and going “what if I’m a girl and I’ve been lying to myself this whole time” then looking at something manly and going “what if I’m just a boy and I’ve been lying to myself this whole time”
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