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I'm gonna be real honest with you, when I started Sumeru, I did not really expect to find myself writing and being deeply invested in the Wanderer+Kaveh friendship.
Kaveh: He's pretty okay as long as you ignore literally every single thing that comes out of his mouth.
Wanderer: I'm going to hunt you for sport.
Kaveh: Exactly! Anyway, I bought you more seeds! For your finches!
Wanderer: They are not mine. They are pests. Feathered rats. Worthless--
Kaveh: Uh huh.
#shut up rie#not pictured#alhaitham losing his fucking mind about this friendship#because either kaveh is going to Disney princess tame the murderous would be abomination#or end up in a ditch#cyno has a bet going with tighnari#that this is the thing that ends up making the roommates shack up properly#well sort of#cyno made the bet but tighnari is too smart to take him up on a losing bet
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inverness here they come!!!!
#ignoring canon. does everyone know that esther forces her way back into his life even in a world where they don't have to meet#and then they just ditch london and live an oddly quiet life until the end of the war in scotland. they told me that.#more than anything in the world i am always thinking of the incredible force that these two are and how determined they are to survive#please see: esther genuinely trying to shoot him (makes me laugh everytime i see it) and the way karl blends himself into every scenario#not above lying not above running away just trying to get by. 'i treat others the way they treat me'. distrustful by default#and finally the only reason these two stop kicking and clawing is the budding family they accidentally form#AND THEN THE LAST 20 MINUTES OF EP4 HAPPENS.#ep8 gives me a semblance of peace. theyre in inverness to ME.#i do also rly adore their twin rbf. at any given moment they look as though theyre chatting shit (they are)#AND the gun thing is so funny. the gun fails and instead of giving up esther just tries to shoot him again LLOOOLLLL#no thoughts towards the consequences and with no experience with guns as well. she's literally goated#jacob fortune lloyd's interview on this and his thoughts on their relationship also makes me a tiny bit sick so .#anyways. WATCH BODIES#karl weissman#esther jankovsky#bodies netflix#my art#bodies 2023
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the house party, brian o’conner.
summary: in which brian shows up to dom’s house party after a street race and finds a guy flirting with you!
warnings: not yet proof read!
notes: requested by anon, sorry this took so long! hope it finds you! also this was written at like 5am so it might be pure shit but enjoy!
You’re currently sitting on the small couch in Dom, your friend’s, living room. Some random guy that was at the street race earlier sits down right next to you, passing you a beer and then taking a sip out of his own. “Crazy, Torreto can’t even show up to his own party, right?” The guy jokes. You don’t find him all that funny, but you let out a fake laugh, turning slightly to admire his attractiveness. He has fluffy brunette hair with the nicest green eyes you’ve seen, paired with a baggy shirt and pants combo. “So, you got a boyfriend?” He abruptly asks you, earning a small smile from you as you shake your head. “Not much of a talker, huh? What about dancing?” He laughs, standing up and offering you his hand, wanting you to dance with him.
You contemplate the offer. You have a small thing for Brian, this new rookie racer that’s becoming friends with your friends. You met him at a street race a bit ago, he’s been on your mind ever since. Unfortunately, thinking nothing’s going to go farther than your school-girl crush, you take the guy’s hand.
“What’s your name?” You ask him as the two of you dance to the music, surrounded by other couple’s grinding up against each other.
“Tyler.” He pauses. “And what about you?”
“(Y/N).”
“Pretty name.” He grins.
The two of you are now inches apart, his hands on your waist, guiding your hips to the song. You’re so hypnotized by him that you don’t even notice Brian and Dom walking into the house at that exact moment, the blonde one watching you dance with some random guy.
“You like her?” Dom laughs, noticing the jealousy on Brian’s face as he continues to watch you from the front door, not knowing how to respond.
“What? Man, no.” He denies.
“Sure, alright.” Dom shakes his head, passing Brian a beer, the man taking it and starting to drink from it. “You should say something to her.” He continues before walking away with Letty, leaving Brian alone.
“Right.” He says to himself.
After a few minutes you notice Brian, glancing at him when you look over Tyler’s shoulder, noticing him staring the two of you down. You nod your head in his direction, acknowledging his presence as he drinks his beer in the corner of the room, some girl coming up to him a moment later. “Hey, baby, what’s your name?” The girl flirts with him, sitting on his lap and smirking. This time, it’s your turn to be jealous, glaring at the girl. You shouldn’t be getting jealous, considering you’re dancing with some guy, who you’re no longer focused on, but something about seeing Brian with that girl makes you stop dancing, leaving Tyler confused. “What’s up?” He raises an eyebrow, confused on why you stopped. “Sorry, you’re super hot, but I can’t.” You shake your head, walking away and making your way towards the blonde haired guy.
“Excuse me?” The girl that’s sitting on his lap and flirting with him questions, her tone harsh. “Wanna dance?” You ignore her and straight up ask Brian, earning a smile from him as he gently moves the girl off his lap and stands up, happily accepting your offer. “Hell yeah.” He takes your hand.
#not tyler the hottie being ditched sorry#no ending or whatever so wtv happens after is up to u👀#x reader#fanfic#fanfiction#fast and furious fanfic#fast and furious imagine#fast and furious imagines#fast and furious x reader#brian o’conner#brian oconner x reader#brian o'conner x reader#brian o’conner imagines#brian oconner x yn#fast and furious
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(I screwed up the text placement on the last page, read from professor membrane top left, down to zim bottom left, then dib top right)
Poor Dib lol
Btw i headcanon that zim has an internship at membrane labs when they're in high school. Zim talks to Membrane about Dib and them hanging out (he thinks the boys are dating and just not telling him yet) and the professor is hoping zim's "real science" attitude rubs off on Dib lmao
#invader zim#iz zim#iz dib#zadr#professor membrane#my art#zadp#zadf#I like zim's holograph watch lmao I needed him to be checking the time but I felt like if he wore a normal watch it'd seem like a joke#which yeah it'd be funny#but the holo space watch is cool!#....wait hologram or holograph#as far as prof knows the boys were going to a double feature drive in movie#but they ditched that to go monster hunting in the woods + haunted house they ended up finding#so as far as prof knows they went to a movie and have been somewhere in dib's car this whole time 😳#dib is DYING INSIDE that his father accused him (and zim accidentally confirmed) that they did THAT#English isn't zim's first language is Dib's go to excuse bc while zim is FLUENT he doesn't understand some turns of phrase and such
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Haein Lee: Sirens » 2023 Grand Prix de France
#haein lee#lee haein#fskateedit#figure skating#gp france 2023#program#goodbye to this program :'(#i was waiting to gif it later in the season but she ended up ditching it#maybe she'll bring it back...i loved it#(i cheated a little...one of these gifs is from nhk but i like the gpdf performance more)
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... don't look at me, this just kinda happened
#bg3#THE GAUNTLETS STAY ON#durgetash#idk i dont really like how this ended up#but it also has been haunting me for a week#and many thanks to my friend for telling me to ditch the clothes#enver gortash#baldur's gate 3#dark urge#i feel like dying in a gluetrap#oh where has art school led me#bg3 spoilers
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cosplanning for the next con... hello
#I spent so long on the wig... 😭#I've never worn a wig before#so I didn't really know how to do it#and I'm still not sure if I like it#frieren doesn't have those hair clips but I need them otherwise the bangs get in my face#the pigtails are also so heavy#I took the whole cosplay off and felt ready for a nap loooolll#I'll practice doing her hairstyle on myself in case I end up ditching the wig#the con isn't for a while so I have time#zzzzzzzz.....
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I am convinced for everything that's wrong with Leander, all the theories, everything people have pointed out about how fucked up and manipulative he is, how what he says is just the gateway to Abuse 101, how his route in the demo even manipulates the PLAYER, not just MC, there HAS to be a way to fix him. If I can't fix him I'm going to cry.
At least from what I got playing the demo a couple times and how the devs talk about the game, I think there's an 'I can fix him/them" mechanism(?) going on.
(5 monstrous strangers, will your story end in bloody horror or gothic romance, etc.)
Mabye in trying to manipulate us/ the MC something goes tragically wrong in his plan and Leander genuinely falls for us?
THATS romantic 💚 that's got me kicking my feet giggling snorting
Also. I get the vibe that he's more of a villain character than the others somehow, but that just makes me want to fix him even more!!
feel free to add your own thoughts btw I wanna see what other people think
as much as I act like an air headed bimbo for him and talk about his tits he's actually such an interesting character and concept that meshes so well with the game he's in
#leander#leander touchstarved#I CAN FIX HIM#i can fix him#or he can ruin my life#But I can fix him#touchstarved game#touchstarved theory#Somebody surgically remove him from my brain please#Idc if my mc ends up in a ditch or rotting in his arms#Or even as a fuckable magic battery#i can fix him (no really i can)
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see my brain just doesn’t register the idea of anyone having a ‘one true love’ which is why the common fandom tropes of making canonical love interests terrible in order to justify why your ship is better always bugs the shit out of me. it feels like the only reason you would do that is if the idea of the characters in your ship having any other sort of romantic relationship that was important to them, even in the past, is a threat to their current one, therefore all their past relationships need to be demonized in order to make them ‘not real love’ so that they remain pure and chaste and ready for the True Love of the endgame ship.
#im not crazy right like other people notice that trope ajd get annoyed by it right#its a very weird trope to be so common from my perspective because like. why not just. break up the couple you dont want.#for reasons that arent ‘i made this person into a charicature of themselves to justify why my blorbo would have never actually loved them’#you know? its weird. its weird right?#and then of course there’s the offshoot of this that intersect with fandom misogyny where that demonized person is usually the female love#interest. or sometimes not even that. sometimes she was just standing there a little too close to one of the guys and that made people feel#insecure about their ship so they make her a bitch. gwen cooper. im. im talking about gwen cooper. people do this to gwen cooper and ill#never know peace about that.#anyway. is there a word for like. heteronormativity for monogomous people. because thats what i think this falls under.#because it is a very. like its a very conservatively monogomous idea. i feel like it is not unrelated to christian values of not having sex#before you’re married. that maybe someone in fandom might manage to ditch that particular ruleset to make their blorbos fuck nasty but NOT#the underlying idea of it that you can only ever have One Person you share that love and intimacy with. so you still end up perpetuating the#same toxic beliefs. you know? sorry im rambling it just annoys me
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roadside walking,
no sidewalks for me,
walk in ditch
with the ditch fish
#boiledegg art#inspired by this time i tried walking to the library (not even 2 minutes away by car) and it ended up being long and scary walk#cars do not care about you. cars hate you and hate crosswalks and hate life#had to walk in ditch with the ditch puddles and ditch fish#i love you ditch fish#fish
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Fantasy AU: a rogue mage comes back to his apostate paladin
#sas rogue heroes#sas: rogue heroes#paddy mayne#eoin mcgonigal#paddy x eoin#my stuff#so.... I finally ended up in a ditch of gifset AUs#(love it for me)#sasrhedit
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You ever start reading over your WIP and it ends on a completely wild sentence you had completely forgotten about and go, how did I write that and just?? stop
#didnt have the energy to type so I started editting#and I ended on an exchange btw george and kipps on how kipps thinks he ought to be knighted#and george casually says the royal family would have to return to england to do so#and idk thats just an insane casual lore drop that I pulled out of my ass and then... stopped writing??#the implications of the royals ditching Britain for idk France after the problem are wild#who IS running things#I have questions and by god I will make up some answers
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hey where did this come from 🤨
I FINALLY FINISHED IT. phew. here’s an mock-up info page for haru allegro, my rain code OC!
might get into talking about her dynamics with the rest of the NDA and such later, but for now have this
official description under cut in case it’s hard to read:
Haru Allegro
Japanese VA: Sora Amamiya
English VA: Allanah Fitzgerald
One of the Master Detectives dispatched to Kanai Ward. Her Forte is Soundproofing.
Despite being certified as a Master Detective by the World Detective Organization, she is more often recognized for her work as a contract advisor or an arbitrator. She is a versatile thinker and uses any information she gathers to her advantage, but at times she may be a bit dense and hold certain preconceptions that cloud her judgement.
Forensic Forte: Soundproofing
The ability to block sound in a wide variety of spaces, as long as it is within a short distance from her.
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also here’s a transparent version of her splash ⬇️
i also wrote my voice claims for her! for her japanese voice i was mostly imagining sora amamiya’s role as akame in akame ga kiru (though a bit stronger with her diction). for english, literally i just listened to fitzyVA / allanah fitzgerald’s voice demo and i knew her medium/lower voice was perfect
#🖼️#this is what i meant by “her forte is useless for her detective work” LMAO#also RUI KOMATSUZAKI’S STYLE. IS SO HARD TO REPLICATE#i ended up ditching it and doing my own thing halfway through#this was suuuuuper fun though. now onto actually talking about her personality + interactions with the NDA#rain code#master detective archives: rain code#mda:rc#rain code oc#mdarc oc#haru allegro#also her name was fun to come up with#it went like sound-related -> music related -> tempo
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THE WEIRD AL-CANA - 08. STRENGTH- EAT IT
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at some point I was going to have to reference the hit that really put Al on the map :) i figure this works for strength thematically- gotta eat good to grow up strong and healthy, after all. king of making sure you remember to eat your damn dinner
[Prev Card]
#alloyart#weird al#weird al yankovic#weird al-cana#i tried to make it more like the rider-waite art but i struggled a lot with this one and ended up totally ditching that idea#honestly this is probably the one I struggled with the most funnily enough#also hey! this is probably the most popular/well known al song out of all these cards! enjoy it while you can ;p#its back to 'niche' picks from here lol#well niche might be the wrong word but. niche compared to the general publics understanding of weird al songs
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On this day I have been dealt an unprecedented amount of psychic damage
#so for context#(this is going to be quite long)#I live in a house (college residence) and we do social events and stuff together to build unity through the trauma of academic pressure#one of these social events is darb talks/PowerPoint karaoke#where for darb talks you can give a presentation on literally anything you want#I’ve done a half hour long speedrun of Kirby lore#and I’ve also done a presentation on the undertake multiverse and sanses#expecting it to be haha funny for one night and then never brought up again#and so there’s another thing at this college called ditch day#and for ditch day seniors plan activities for underclassmen to skip class doing#it’s like an officially registered school event and teachers are obligated#to give us extensions for our problem sets and such#there is also fitch day#which is fake ditch day where you don’t actually get to skip classes and it only takes place in the morning#and these are usually just the seniors messing with us for their entertainment#so they did. a bunch of sans themed events.#not even undertake. themed#just sans themed#targeted specifically at causing psychic damage to me#there was also a fingers in his ass Sunday singalong at the end of it#truly a time
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theres something so depressing that maybe if this bug had been found out earlier tilin and juana could've lived. like...way longer. and now its basically close to impossible since its been so long :( crying sbbing emoji
#qsmp#qsmp tilin#qsmp juanaflippa#i can see them like#(qsmp admins)#doing some cool lore if they DO end up being brought back#but i do not see it happening unfortunateky....#Anyways idk the concept is just so sad#being brought back to see all your siblings have grown up without you#your house is gone#your stuff is buried in a ditch#your best friends are. dead.#everyones moved on#and youre still there#damn#sorry long ramble in tags
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