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chirpsythismorning · 2 years

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Stranger Things 5 and no I will not elaborate….

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stuckinapril · 10 days

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I genuinely love not having a crush like I’m not over here feeling physically sick over some mid guy being dry to me I’m literally chilling

#Spring semester of last year was so bad bc I was unironically into 3 guys at once and they were all #Being dry and cryptic to me #And then before that in 2022 I had my horrid situationship #I had a mini obsession arc in dec 2023 over someone but now there hasn’t been anyone since #And my palette is so cleansed #When a girl is like I miss having a crush I’m like you’re literally a masochist #There was very briefly a girl I thought I had a crush on when I realized I’m bicurious but #I haven’t put effort into talking to her bc the idea of pursuing anyone makes me wanna claw my eyes out #I’m pretty sure I ghosted her by like just not responding to her last messsge actually #Not on purpose but more so bc I realized I was feeling the same anxiety I felt whenever I had a crush so I was like #Yeah I’m dropping this for now #I’m also always the most present for my friends when I don’t have a crush so idk #Like I don’t wanna be consumed by anyone I just wanna chill #The solution to not having normal attraction to people is just to not be attracted to anyone at all #I fr cracked it #I always just crave the butterflies out of it and never an actual relationship anyway #But they’re so not worth it #Which is why I always get bored of guys who’re forthright like oh ok you actually WANT something…. U don’t wanna just have fun #Not for me #I think the guys I’m into and I typically diverge in the sense that neither of us wants a relationship but they just wanna fuck me #And I more so just want the butterflies experience / to playact couple for like a couple months but nothing too serious #Which is why it never works #Like it’s not that it doesn’t work bc either of us wants a relationship it’s more that what we want out of the situationship is different #So lame #Ok this was a lot but I literally came to this epiphany while writing these tags

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little-pondhead · 3 months

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The Curse Of Hope

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Danny is in another universe. He had a reason, but he doesn’t remember anymore. He can only stare, horrified and disgusted, at the sickest city spirit he’s ever seen. Shivering and swaying with every step, core exposed, and ectoplasm leaking from wounds that are decades old. A ratty blanket was thrown over their shoulders, barely hiding the spirit’s pale grey skin and protruding black bones.

The spirit didn’t even sense him until he reached out to touch its wispy shoulders. The spirit flinched, clutching at the dozens of trinkets hanging from their neck and tucking in on themselves like they were expecting a blow.

“Oh, shit,” He swore, floating back a few feet, hands in the air, to show he meant no harm. “I’m sorry. I promise, I’m not here to steal from you.” The spirit shivered again and rolled a pearl necklace in between their fingers. A nervous habit. “Uh, I like that pocket watch? It’s very nice.”

That got their attention. They peeked at Danny, and he saw that more tattered cloth was covering their eyes, blending in with the stringy hair that reached the ground. Their blanket fluttered weakly, revealing hundreds of thousands of tiny marks etched into their skin. Scars, really. Scars that wrote out curse after curse onto the spirit’s very being. They burned with evil intent, and even reached inside the spirit’s body and wrapped around their core.

Occasionally, blinding specks of color raced across their body, temporarily erasing the writing, but it always returned quickly. He watched, a little detached, as one particular line rewrote itself across their rough forearm, drawing fresh ectoplasm like someone was writing it with a thin knife.

“Are you…alright?” Danny stuttered. A stupid question.

The spirit cocked its head. He couldn’t see their eyes, but he felt their burning gaze as they pondered the question.

“The pain of others becomes mine own.” They rasped. “The lights of the city dim as rotten wealth clogs mine veins. Magicks long forgotten have eaten mine skins, pulled mine cloak, and darkened mine skies. Helios has refused to grace mine doorstep, and the seasons of the Earth have revoked their kindness.”

Danny held his breath. It felt like he was the one with the exposed core, not the spirit.

The spirit shivered once more. “Tell mine soul, little lamb. How could this Forsaken City know peace, when it was long since ripped from mine hands?”

Shit, he needed Frostbite. And maybe Clockwork. Now.

-Or-

Danny meets the spirit of Gotham City. The villains and rogues that have plagued the city for decades are literal curses that are taking quite the toll on Gotham, and honestly, Danny isn’t sure how much longer they can hold out. The heroes seem to be doing some help, and are probably the reason Gotham made it this far, but the poor city needs help from the Realms if they want to get better.

Luckily, Danny can provide that help.

But only if he could get Gotham to leave their city behind. Because recovery is going to take a very long time.

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #Gotham is very lanky and tall and had dozens of necklaces around their neck #the necklaces are just cords filled with lost things the citizens have lost over the years #like bits of glass or wedding rings or hag stones made from a destroyed gargoyle #actually I have a weird picture of Gotham in my head I might draw it #it’s giving Bloodborne to me but idgaf #basically Danny meets Gotham and is trying to convince them to go with him for medical help because what the fuck #those curses are the equivalent of leaving hundreds of leeches stuck to your body for ten years #Danny is BEGGING Gotham to come with him #there’s potential for angst but if you want crack then Danny probably replaces Gotham #I think there’s already a similar fic where he becomes the new spirit of Gotham but I haven’t read all of that #anyways the Batfam are like #invasive animals that are actually helping the ecosystem recover from an even WORSE invasive species #but they aren’t supernatural heroes and they don’t understand that the issue is deeper #I’m calling this the Curse of Hope because Danny is offering hope to Gotham #but Gotham is just so tired and sick and hurt that they don’t want to risk it #they think Danny is another curse come to plague them #should he just straight up adopt the city at this point?#idk it probably depends on how it’s written #sad course is to let Gotham die. happy ending is where they are treated and returned #crack ending probably has Danny adopting the city and introducing them to his own city spirit Amity Park #oh shit is that a new ship #guys please I can’t keep doing this #Gotham City x Amity Park #how the fuck do you come up with a name for that #Burger Joints?#Wet Pavement?#bro idk I’m putting this down before I make something I might regret #low key wanna write this but like. I have so much to do

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jerseymuppet · 1 year

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Gerard Way - Life On The Murder Scene, 2005 // Drugstore Perfume - Gerard Way, Hesitant Alien, 2014 // Emily - My Chemical Romance, 2006 // Drowning Lessons - My Chemical Romance, 2002 // Gerard Way - 2004 // Gerard Way - 2023 // Drowning Lessons - My Chemical Romance, 2002 // It’s Not A Fashion Statement, It’s A Deathwish - My Chemical Romance, 2004 // Gerard Way For Boyzine, 2015 // Gerard Way, Twitter, 2015

#this isn’t a speculative post or anything I’m just. feeling a lot about the freedom and joy and euphoria #like it was Always There. and we got to see little cracks but now they don’t feel the need to hide or suppress it anymore #idk. emotions #my chemical romance #gerard way #mcr #jude.txt #analysis

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musclesandhammering · 2 months

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There’s zero chance Loki and Hela having so many similarities is just a coincidence. And even though we’re most definitely never getting a full explanation for it, I’m so curious as to what you guys believe the reason is. Do you think:

a.) Loki’s a shapeshifter who can see people’s memories when he touches them. So when Odin picked him up as a baby, he saw Hela in Odin’s mind and shifted himself to resemble her.

b.) Loki and Hela have the same biological mother.

c.) Hela is Loki’s biological mother.

d.) Odin changed Loki to look like Hela when he first held him, because he missed her.

e.) Hela’s biological mother is jotun, and she and Loki both have black hair/pale skin/green aesthetic/etc because that’s just what frost giants look like when they take an asgardian form.

f.) Hela and Loki are both adopted, both children of Laufey. Odin took Hela centuries earlier, then when he realised Laufey’d had another child, he took Loki too.

**I’ve listed these in order from the ones I find most likely to least likely, if you’re curious. Tell me which headcanon you prefer, I wanna see.

#e & f are just sorta crack theories to me I don’t think they would ever actually be canon #and c is a cool theory that’s been circulating around fandom that I love #but I don’t think the mechanics actually work #like hela seemed to be gone before loki was born so I don’t think those timelines would match up #if I had to pick one of these to be true I would confidently say b #I’m like 85% sure loki and hela are half siblings with the same bio mom #and the fact that Odin and Laufey had kids by the same woman would also add to their feud probably idk #hela #loki #Odin #thor ragnarok #loki meta #hela meta #hela odinsdottir #what if season 2 #loki laufeyson #loki odinson #mcu #thor movies

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giddlygoat · 11 months

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i have SO many ducks LAWL

my mind is basically a big cartoon duck / silly robot melting pot rn and i always forget to post things as i finish them so i’m putting them all together. we got some donald, high roller, scrooge, my shameless ducktales oc [thinking of naming him Oliver Branch teehee] and a silly scrawl featuring chip inspired by a giggle shared with some chums ohohoho

#[long inhale and knuckle crack] time to tag this monster of a post #donald duck #scrooge mcduck #high roller ttcc #high roller #ducktales #ducktales fanart #ttcc fanart #ttcc #toontown: corporate clash #ducktales oc #chip revvington #my oc has a serious adhd stutter btw because after a particularly porky pig-like stumble i realized i need to Embrace It + Get Sillier #uhhh did i tag everyone? i think i did #huey is There but i don’t wanna tag him for just one doodle idk #OH ALSO brace yourselves for donald x oc posting bc it very well may happen LAWL #i haven’t self shipped in like 5 years i’m so rusty but it’s rlly nice to just. Have Fun and not worry about being cringe or whatever TEEHE #giddly’s art #no id

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paimonial-rage · 4 months

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Character Ask Meme

Lyney 14, 15 and 23

[Character Analysis Ask Meme]

Would Lyney be honest with you?

With his outgoing and fun personality, it oftentimes is easy to get caught within his flow. Lyney is the charming sort, after all, that one may very well forget that he is subject to the same struggles as the rest. Get to know him well enough, though, and you will quickly realize that this is not a fact he wishes others to know. More than a desire, he needs to be seen as someone in control, as someone without weakness. That’s his role as the big brother. And if that means lying, avoiding, and omitting the truth to accomplish it, then as an accomplished performer he will do as he must.

Does Lyney prefer to pursue or be pursued?

With a penchant for flair and dramatics, it’s clear to see Lyney prefers to pursue the people he’s interested in. Really, it’s one of the things he goes all out. With a trick up his sleeve, he won’t hesitate to dazzle you with flowers pulled from nowhere and fireworks from his tophat. He wants you to be enchanted. He wants you to be impressed! You are, aren’t you? You like it, don’t you? So focused on charming you that he often loses sight of much else. Fun fact, should you attempt to turn the tables, however, you can expect his mask of self-confidence to fall to reveal a rather flustered expression beneath.

Headcanons under the cut!

Headcanons

Self-focused - If there’s one thing that’s true about Lyney, it is that he is a very busy person. As a person with multiple masks and roles, his thoughts are often preoccupied with House missions, performances, new tricks, and things of the like. So, much to the dismay of others, it’s easy for things to become buried under the multitude of other tasks he needs to take care of. How often the simple things become forgotten—where he last left his wallet, tea time with his siblings, the sale on picture books at the bookstore. During those times, he really can’t help but appreciate his siblings and their ability to keep him on track. Really, he doesn’t know what he’d do without them!

Relationship-focused - It doesn’t hit you at first, but it doesn’t take you very long to notice how hard Lyney tries for your relationship. Normally this would be a good thing, but it is different with Lyney. Every day he tries to charm you. Every day he attempts to enchant you. You tell him he doesn’t need to try so hard, but that only seems to light a fire beneath him to do even more. You see it in his eyes. He needs to know you are still in awe of him, that you like him as much as he does you. And then it sinks in, doesn’t it? He doesn’t trust you. He doesn’t trust your feelings for him. You’re not sure if he ever will.

#genshin impact #genshin x reader #lyney #lyney x reader #my writing #character analysis #okay let’s talk lyney for a bit #i think the biggest thing to know about lyney is that at his core he is an insecure person #insecure and anxious #imo he’s extremely attached to his title of ‘big brother’ that he needs to fulfill the duties if such #he needs to protect his siblings and be a person others can rely on #this belief is so strong that he refuses to rely on arlecchino for help and snaps at freminet for trying to get him to open up #he really cares about the way he’s perceived #remember when the traveler found out he’s part of the fatui and he spends his time bending over backwards to try to get them to trust him #‘like me! like me! please. i’m trustworthy i’ll never lie to you please!!’#honestly imo that’s just one if his faults like lyney is unstable #idk what possessed arlecchino to make him her successor like he’d crack under pressure #lynette is a way better option #but anyway bc of these things he would not trust his partner in a relationship. he wouldn’t rely on them #he’d never feel secure which would prompt him to keep trying too hard to ensure he’s still the person he thinks you fell in love with #the most important thing to remember with lyney is that he is a performer and the face he shows to the world is essentially a mask #on a separate note tho anon like…#you probably didn’t mean it but i am not a machine that generates text whenever you order me #answering these things takes time effort and energy #so like… if you’re going to send in an ask please at the very least say please or thank you #hell even a heart emoji would suffice LOL #sorry the headcanons are not the most romantic i’m no good with overtly romantic things

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bambeebirdie · 6 months

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There are two things involving Shockwave and Elita-1 I’d really love to see in a transformers series (they are not compatible):

1. Them being absolutely enemies. Elita and Shockwave hate each other. They got like 4 billion years of extra war between them and they cannot stand even the sight of one another. Optimus and Megatron wish they hated each other as much as Shockwave and Elita do. They should get to be silly, terrible rivals at least once, please <3

2. Shockwave and Elita-1 ending the war on Cybertron and for a more crack version of this getting together too. Genuinely I’d be so into a series where like Optimus and Megatron establish communication back with Cybertron and the war is just over. Even funnier the war is over and their respective romantic partners are now married

#I’m like so sorry if this isn’t coherent I’m a bit eepy #shockwave has gotta be one of my favorite transformers and I always shock people when they learn I’m not much of a wavewave fan #like soundwave and shockwave are a great concept. the fan work is neat. I’m just much more into shockwave/Megatron #and recently the utter crack that is Elita/Shockwave #i am kinda into Elita/Optimus. blame a pal of mine. I just think they’re kinda neat and kinda cute #Optimus/Megatron coming back to Cybertron only to see that the war is over and Elita/SW are now married: ‘What happened!?!?’#shockwave/Elita: ‘… in our defense you were gone a long time’#i have like such a terrible mix of crack and very serious ideas for both versions in this post #i may or may not write something for both of these but I’m so bad at finishing content so no promises 😅#just for the sake of adding more to the terrible enemies idea #Elita: ‘the most terrible man in this war…’ Bee: ‘Megatr-‘ Elita: ’Shockwave’#shockwave: ‘no one understands my intense rivalry with Elita-1’ Starscream: ‘who?’#transformers #gen1 transformers #elita one #shockwave #do these two even have a ship tag??? i doubt it #shockwave x elita #idk #optimus prime #megatron #Honestly tho I just wish they could interact like at all #There’s so much potential with them being the ones left behind on Cybertron but no one wants to talk about it

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halfratsalready · 14 days

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Wouldn’t it be really funny if the Traveler wasn’t cheating at all and it turned out that all of those “duplicates” from Rock Your Body weren’t actually duplicates and he just had like 100 doppelgängers running around doing their own thing

#this is my new crack theory #the traveler just has a bunch of evil twins trynna ruin his life or something idk #I’m just saying things to say things #just dance #the traveler just dance #the traveler

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excelsior9173 · 2 months

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i love the fact that sleep token twt and tumblr collectively exploded over the pics of iii and his undercut and i definitely saw people (including myself lmao) focusing on the fact that the sides of his face were unpainted and now after the second australian show all of his exposed skin was painted lmao

man really said “no more unpainted ear/jaw for you”

#ramble on exie #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token iii #idk why it’s funny but it is #this just popped in my head as i’m looking at photos from today’s show #and it’s cracking me up it’s just impeccable timing on his part

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shima-draws · 2 months

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I love looking at my tags and noticing I’m the only one on the entire site that uses them lmao

#MOSTLY for ships #Bc some of the stuff I ship are the RAREST of rare pairs in the entire world #Or just very very specific to me #(i.e. Hikochama)#But yeah apparently I’m the only one who’s used the Lawlusan tag so far. DEADASS?????#I CAN’T be the only one who’s thought of Law/Luffy/Sanji before #Maybe they’re called smth else idk.#Anyway there’s also the ship names that I’ve coined that nobody else cares about but me :)#At least Trustedpartner caught on and people like it enough to use the tag once in a blue moon #But Timegearshipping?? Am I the ONLY person who adores Hero/Partner/Grovyle???#And there’s Sunnylemon ofc but that was entirely me. Rarepair AND kind of a crack ship let’s GO.#Shima speaks #I’m sure there’s more but those were the first that came to mind lol

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burningsoftly · 11 days

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I was ok thinking the “ruby is rose & tentoo’s daughter” theory was just crack. But uh… 👀 there’s an awful lot of parent/child talk this season. The doctor is a dad… ruby doesn’t know her family… anyways… what’s up with that

#idk I’m sure it is just crack #but I’m gonna enjoy my delusions while I can #doctor who #rose tyler

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frnkiebby · 6 days

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so is this like the our father of FrankWhores??

are we a cult now??

the FWC??~🎃

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soupieoopieisloopie · 2 months

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Sukuna x reader idea where it’s back in the Heian era or wtvr and Sukuna kidnaps the reader who has no cursed energy or experience in fighting but they are determined to kill him.

He’s ordering them to bow and they don’t, instead getting into a fighting stance and lunging at Sukuna, only for him to grab the collar of their clothes and hold them away from him as they thrash around like a feral rabid animal trying to kill him. They somehow slip away and manage to get hurt so much that the servants have to tend to them and by the time they’re patched up they immediately try to escape and it’s just a bunch of chaos and shenanigans

Sukuna doesn’t want to kill them because he wants them as a concubine or they’re from a famous clan or he just admires their spunk and fight idk lmao

But it’s like slow SLOWWW burn enemies to lovers, full of crack type beat

#JJK #fanfic idea #JJK fanfic idea #slow burn #Sukuna x reader #idk I’m just saying shit at this point lmfao #if this makes sense n any authors wanna use it pls do so #I wish I knew how to write good fanfics #JDBJSJS just imagine the CRACK this idea could foster

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noose-lion · 22 days

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Something, something cherries being stone fruit. Something, something Wukong liking to eat stone fruit. Something, something half assed sex joke idk I’m genuinely quite sleep deprived and will type anything onto a tumblr post.

Edit: the eating 🍑 joke is low hanging fruit and I’m far more complex than that

Edit: previous pun was unintentional but I respect my own genius

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ninyard · 27 days

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Heya! I’m new to writing fanfic despite reading for more than half of my life, and I have maybe a silly question: do you get help from a beta? How does one…find that help? 😅 I have a TRC and a TFC fic I need to complete and no godly clue how to find someone to read over what I write so I don’t obsess myself into spirals on my own haha.

I don't personally! But not for any specific reason - I think if literally ANYONE turned around to me and said they would be cool with beta reading my fics I would LOVE that shit. With the amount of mistakes I miss even after half a dozen rereads, I probably should have one lol

In general what I do is just step away from things for a day or two once I think they're finished, then read through it all, and if I trip up over anything in my brain, or find anything that feels a bit too wordy/like a mouthful, I'll revise it. I hate second drafts with a PASSION but for my first draft I usually write out the whole thing, with its bare bones, and fill in the gaps later. If you get stuck on something, just move on and come back to it later. Need to describe another character but don't know what to do? Just write 'He had blue eyes and brown hair' and move on. Things like that. It's so much easier to come back to it and fix it then fixating on it and getting nowhere. (i do a lot of additions in my edits, hence how my most recent fic went from 13k words in the first draft to 18k after the edit.)

I'm one of those losers that gets inspired by reading my own writing, so stepping away from fics when you think you've spent too much time spiralling over it, to come back to it later, is a LIFESAVER. Things you thought you were stuck on will get so much clearer once your brain has had a break, once you've """forgotten""" the exact words you wrote down. Read it from the beginning like it's your first time reading it, read every word, and if something takes you out of it, then figure out why and fix it.

Most importantly try not to be too worried about numbers and other peoples' opinions. It's easy to become discouraged when you're 5 chapters into a fic and it feels like nobody is reading it or liking it, but write for yourself!

Practice makes better, because it’ll never be perfect. Just have fun, don’t take it too seriously, and write what you want to read. Make a post and tag the fandom on it asking if anyone wants to be a beta reader, or maybe ask if anyone wants to “swap” (you beta read theirs and they read yours). I don’t know though!!!! I have never ever written with a beta reader so I don’t really have any advice there:((

I'm sorry I know you didn't ask for advice and I hope this doesn’t come across as rude or anything. We all start somewhere!! Here’s snippets from a fic I wrote in 2016 vs a different one I wrote this year.

Everybody starts somewhere, I’ve been writing fics for like 12 years and I still doubt if my writing is any good. Sure, validation is nice, but you have to trust yourself (and like your own stuff!!). and if you feel worried about your writing just keep going!!!! You’ll find your style and settle into it but just trust yourself and have fun my friend!! You’ve got this<3

(This got way too long and I rambled too much I’m so sorry)

#I’m so sorry if this comes across as like patronising or anything #just wanted to share some thoughts as someone who’s been writing fics for far too long #to someone who’s new to the game #your writing will always be better than you think it is #so fuck it #have fun #write stupid crack ships and ugly sex scenes!!! because who cares!!!!#write what you want to read and if you like your story then #that’s all that matters #idk I’m really sorry if this comes across badly but pls!! write!!!

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