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SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.
You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.
Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?
You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.
The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.
The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.
And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley spoilers#stardew valley 1.6#the mayonnaise delights me not gonna lie#crack open a jar and chug it
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Unexpected Guests Chapter Ten, Act Two: Page 13
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Talk might be the only thing that can break Gaster out of his tunnel vision--it's enough to give him pause, at least...
Will our heroines' arguments be effective? Look for the next update coming Mar. 7th!
Wingdings translation under the cut:
Panel 2: "?"
Panel 8: "WHY RECALL THIS? A DIVERSION? MY WORK... THE CORE..."
#undertale#undertale comic#unexpected guests comic#next update comes out just a few days after the 7th?? anniversary of this comic??? huh?!?!? how has it been this long o-o#toriel (undertale)#w. d. gaster#undyne(undertale)#thought about doing the last panel in color but i decided that might be too jarring ^^;#I hope it still conveys the sense of a wide-open world...
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I’ve heard so many rumors that I’m just a girl that you bang on your Eugene’s couch
#jar is intact because abby was there to open it#abby anderson#ellie williams#abby tlou#ellie tlou#tlou2#ellabs#tlou#abby x ellie#ellie x abby
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<3 abby is the type of gf to open a jar for you even when you’re mad at each-other
🫙🥒
◦ imagine you guys got into a argument for whatever reason and are now giving eachother the silent treatment
◦ it’s so childish and silly, refusing to leave the same room yet acting as if the other doesn’t exist pls
◦ lets say you’re trying to open a jar of pickles (those big fat dill ones that aren’t sliced just bc they’re my fav)
◦ and you already know from past experience there’s no way in hell you can open that jar
◦yet you’re stubborn about it, really trying, refusing to ask abby like you’ve done every other time
◦ you get into it, making little puffing noises, getting flushed from exertion, hurting your hands
◦abby’s sitting close by just frowing at your back. she knows you’ll keep going until you break the jar or something
◦ so while doing so you don’t hear abby come up beside you, looking down at you like 🫥
◦ she just. holds her hand out without a word, letting you decide if you want her help or not (but is it rlly a choice if you can’t open it without her)
◦ you let out a quite little sigh before handing her the jar also without a word, not even looking at her
◦ and you definitely don’t pout at how quickly and easily she gets it open
◦ like seriously? you were slaving over it for 5 minutes
◦ she offers the jar to you and you take it, turning your back on her and placing it on the counter
◦ she bites the inside of her cheek but says nothing, heading back into the dining room, until a gentle tug on her arm stops her
◦ she turns back around to see you offering her a pickle in your outreached hand, one already shoved in ur mouth, the jar reclosed on the counter (much less tighter then it was before, probably barely closed tbh)
◦ and when she takes your offering she definitely doesn’t have to hold back a amused grin at the way you still refuse to look at her, cheeks warming in embarrassment
◦ she takes a bite, making sure it makes a obnoxious loud crunch sound, and then quickly leans down to kiss your cheek with pickle juice wet lips
◦ “abs, that’s gross…” you whine lowly, dragging out the s, pouting up at her while wiping your cheek with the hem of your shirt
◦ “aww, sorry baby” she mocks your pout and whiney voice back to you, using her own hand to rub ur cheek with a playful eyeroll
◦ you take a bite and quickly place your own pickle scented kiss on her chin before ducking under her arm and scurrying away with a giggle
◦abby chuckles to herself and follows after you <3
#ೀbunsdreams#idk what possessed me to write this bc i haven’t had a pickle in like. a year#point is abby is opening all my jars#that is something i actually struggle with it’s hard for us out here …#tlou abby anderson#abby anderson x reader#abby anderson imagine#abby anderson x you#abby anderson drabble
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How dare Dream say I have no bitches what bitches does he have?? /j
it's complicated
dream by jokublog
cross by jakei95
#is he really your bitch if he's not opening pickle jars with his teeth for you.#reconsider extant bitches#badly drawn utmv#utmv#undertale multiverse#undertale au#cross sans#dream sans#ship if you want it to be and/or when its funny#-mod kip#🦑
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This could apply to either Solomon (in Nightbringer) or the demon brothers (in OG/maybe later Nightbringer?).
What if whoever MC lived with started cursing bags of potato chips and pickle jars, simple stuff that occasionally is difficult to open, so that MC could never open them alone and always needed help?
They might be able to get away with it for a week or two, tops, before facing MC's vengeance.
#posts saved to the drafts folder at 2am#“you curse my food so I can't open it? fine. I'll open YOU” mc yells and goes at them with a flimsy plastic knife#obey me hcs#obey me hc#obey me scenario#obey me swd#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me mc#obey me x mc#obey me crack#omswd#obey me!#obey me headcanon#obey me#obey me brothers#obey me solomon#obey me ideas#theres a jar of pickles in the fridge ive been unable to open for three months
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ur ghost is so cute i need to put him in a jar like a firefly and just observe him :3/pos
i suggest u put duct tape on the lid
#he's gonna open that jar from the inside like thos octopus videos#and we both know he's got a knife with him in there oh no#answered asks#anon#my art#2024#call of duty#ghost cod#simon ghost riley#simon riley
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t4t stsg
#jjk#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#geto suguru#suguru geto#satosugu#stsg#sugusato#they both cant open jars#losers
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"she was my best friend in the whole wide universe. i absolutely love her. oh. mmm. do i say things like that now? she's so ordinary, she's brilliant." currently going absolutely feral over donna noble, temp from chiswick, making the same choice over and over again, and holding the doctor to his mark over and over again. donna noble who, in the fires of pompeii, made that choice to sacrifice pompeii for the world --- who saw her world burn around her just as the doctor saw gallifrey burn around him
donna noble who made the doctor save just someone. who still chose to be kind and brave and human and loving even in her grief and heartbreak -- donna who crashes back into the doctor's life for a third time and shows him through her choices that this is the doctor. not a god, just someone ordinary. someone scared and flawed and fallible, but someone who ultimately tries anyway. someone who despite and in spite and because of the broken world still cares enough to try and save it
and the doctor. the doctor, who doesn't know who he really is anymore, who spent the past hundreds of years without donna -- the doctor, who said virtue is virtue in extremis. without witness and without reward -- he finally tells her, no.
no, this isn't who the doctor is. this is who donna turned the doctor into. this is who he is because of her. and it's finally time to make amends
#the doctor is SO PROUD of the DoctorDonna#because she's the best parts of humanity and the best parts of time lord#and i'm quite sure that the doctor holds himself to HER standards#it's both so jarring and welcome to see this new doctor be so OPEN and honest with his affection#this was supposed to be silly gifset but watch me cry over them for the next week#doctor who#the star beast#my edits#doctor who spoilers#donna noble#dwedit#dailydw#catherine tate#david tennant#tvedit#i have ISSUES with the “letting go” because i'm not ready#to let go of a decade worth of trauma from s4#but akdhdhdhdhk this scene and its parallels to pompeii has me by the throat
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alyx & some sort of half life creature? a snark or vortigaunt or something
Snark Saturday (Tuesday)
#I love Snarks so bad they’re so cute and funny and I love when you throw them at the marines in hl1#I think alyx does this with the combine also. just opens a jar and sets them loose down the alleyway#I love alyx so bad…… I’m doin a whole sketch page w her I love her so much#she’s running around in my brain and I’m running around and we’re looking at cool bugs and fish#GODDDD she would love river monsters…..#alyx vance#half life 2#half life alyx#half life#hl2#hla#hl alyx#Doodles#requests#half life snark
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When you try to sneak cookies, you should really make sure Alfred is actually gone.
Maybe also remember which body you're in
Possessed doll au by @phoenixcatch7, go check them out they do great stuff!
#But the doll body actually opens the jars easier!#batman au#cryptid batman#cryptid batfam#possessed doll au#batfamily#sketch#art#alfred pennyworth#They not only came back Late (blame the league obviously)#but are now trying to sneak cookies before dinner?#And not even in the proper body either#batblob#honestly remind me to draw them all more as just shadow blob things lol
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STILL GOING STRONG: ANNOUNCING JON SIMS AND CATS DAY 2024!
Why? Because Jon with cats is the ultimate expression of fluff and happiness in the face of horror and tragedy
When? April 29 - The canonical date we got to hear Jon hanging out with the Admiral in MAG 93.
What? Fanart or fanfic featuring Jon and any cat(s)! It could be the Admiral, it could be a scraggly alley cat behind the Institute Jon is slowly earning the trust of, it could be a mother cat and litter of kittens he and Martin found in the shed by the Scotland safehouse.
Please check out our FAQ post (app post link ||| desktop page link) for more details!
How? Post to the #JonSimsandCats2024 tag on tumblr, and/or @ us so we can find your post.
We also have an ao3 Collection! Jon_Sims_and_Cats. Please check our FAQ for detailed instructions on how to submit fics to the collection. We are accepting both old and new works!
See you on April 29th!!
Based on this meme:
#jonathan sims#the admiral#tma#the magnus archives#jonsimsandcats2024#opening post#art by ashes-in-a-jar#jon sims
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yeah i like strong female leads
#younger rivet dreaming of lifting a big white man#the tiny drawings were my thumbnails for that drawing i did way back of rivet lifting the emperor and opening the piggle jar#ratchet and clank#rift apart#emperor nefarious#rivet
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"Exocannis Androids were designed to hunt down and exterminate other androids. The government of Bortom has passed a law that demands the disposal of existing models and prohibits the manufacture of new ones, given the Exocannis' persistent and dangerous directive."
The remaining Exocannis Android:
#HIM??? DANGEROUS?????#sir with all due respect. this mf can't even open the pickle jar by himself !!!!#starbsart#oc#original character#excuse my english
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