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*ੈ🌩️‧₊˚— after sickness, after health + sae itoshi.
૮˶ᵕ ༝ᵕ˶ა synopsis — your ex husband is a menace. married or not, you'll always belong to him.
⭑ warnings — please read + mdni ! characters aged up to 20s, smut, angst, divorce, custody battles, you have kids, cheating (with sae lol), manipulation, possesion, slight yandere if you squint, dub-con, tummy bulges, hold the moan, spit!kink, drunk sex, unprotected sex, toxic relationships, previously established relationships, mentions of arguments, ex husband + pro player!sae, fem!reader - not beta read !
⭑ words — 1.5K.
⭑ notes — hello... i was not meant to write this but,, i fear i cannot escape the bllk brain rot lmao !! sorry if he's ooc or too mean but i hope u like it ily guys mwah <3 - m.list ✩
oooo ex husband!sae is so annoying, jarring, he’s horrible.
the divorce is somewhat amicable. both of you pretend it is. you were young and in love but now you’re growing out of affectionate shoes that are too small for you now. it hurts. but you pretend.
ex husband!sae takes what’s his and you take what’s yours. sae doesn’t want what you have and what he gave you — being the big bread winner he was, you keep the house and the cars, the expensive wedding gifts his parents sent from abroad. pity presents, he calls them. he doesn’t want you to be out on your own.
the only thing you and ex husband!sae fight over are the kids — it’s a long and drawn out battle. very messy with tears on your end begging him to call it even and take the deal your lawyer offers up so that the public stops tearing you down. he likes that you’ve called him against the wishes of your lawyers, you’re coming to him as his ex-wife — pleading with him in that way that makes his lips quirk up in a cruel smile because it’s been so long since ex husband!sae heard you beg for him like that.
maybe the custody battle was only to drag you through the mud, make you hurt a little bit so you remember ex husband!sae for the rest of your life. the time you spend with kids is split down the middle.
ex husband!sae hears it from one of your little girls on the way back from their ballet class that mommy is seeing someone new. your other daughter likes him a lot, says he gets them ice cream on the weekends where you have them. and sure enough, your ex doesn’t like that, a weird and sick sense of possession curling around his heart and lungs because you’re not supposed to have been able to move on from sae. you’re only supposed to be happy with him.
ex husband!sae who invites himself over to dinner with your girls on the night he knows that your new boy toy will be there. a sense of pride washes over him as he takes in your expression when you open the front door to him; your eyes wide, pretty lips parted in a delicate ‘o’ — you look as though you might cry, asking him if he’s here for the girls and blinking quick when he says he wants to join the four of you for dinner. he watches the curve of your ass as you lead him inside, wanting to rip that little apron right off of you and make you his again in front of your boyfriend.
the kitchen is cramped with both men politely arguing over how to make the girls’ favourite dinner while they watch bluey out in the living room — paying no mind to the tension building down the hall. your boyfriend seems uncomfortable with how comfortable ex husband!sae is in your space. he knows where the spices are, how you like to wash the dishes as you go along, the way you set the dinner table. your stress runs high as sae flits through your home, after all he did live here once too.
your boyfriend puts his hand on your shoulder. sae smiles when you shrug him off.
the polite yet snide comments continue when your girls are seated for their meals. ex husband!sae makes it known that your current partner has no place at the table, that he could never have you because you’re too loyal to the routine and life that you know. you turn to the fancy bottle of red wine sae bought with him as stress relief.
you’re slightly tipsy when ex husband!sae puts your children to bed — he stops on the creaky stairs because he can hear you drunkenly argue with your boyfriend about tonight’s events and he can’t help but feel as if he’s won. your boyfriend doesn’t think that sae should be around, that he’s bad for you, for the girls too for picking fights in front of them. and like the loyal little thing you are, you defend your ex-husband because he’s a good father and he takes care of you. he always has.
sae only steps in when he sees you getting upset, crumbling under the weight of the evening, the stress of being a single mother with someone who doesn’t understand it the way your ex does. no one else should have the power to make you cry like the midfielder does. that’s sae’s job. the steps of the stairs groan under the weight of his footsteps as sae trudges down them — intervening when you flinch away from your boyfriend who’s raised his voice at you in an attempt to get you to see that ex husband!sae is bad for you.
you screw your eyes shut and clench your fists, not intoxicated enough to fail to gently remind your current partner. “please don’t yell at me.”
you sound so hurt by the argument and that only serves to piss sae off.
“i can take care of her from here,” ex husband!sae brushes past your boyfriend to pull your swaying frame into his chest — sweeping in like your knight in shining armour and ushering the man out of his house with a sick smirk. “i think you should leave.” your boyfriend says he’ll text you later on, no doubt, with the intention to smooth things over while he still feels threatened by your pro-football player ex. but you don’t find the time to respond when later does eventually come around.
because later that night, you give into your urges and succumb to familiarity where ex husband!sae has your knees pressed into your shoulders and your hot cunt wrapped around his shaft — milking him so good like you always have. like you’re meant to be. the midfielder shudders above you, listening out for the squelching symphony your sex sings for him as he fucks you nice and slow. sae fills you up until you can feel his cock in your lungs, dragging his milky pre along your walls as if it’s his signature on your body.
the older itoshi brother would be lying if he said he didn’t miss you, your body, your kisses. the way you dreamily echo his name like it’s a prayer every time he angles his cock to hit your sweet spots. you find his hands within the messy sheets, the slickness of your heat making it easier for sae to grind himself into you. he feels lightheaded with ecstasy, his grunts turning to deep rooted moans as he swoops down to kiss you with tongue — a poor attempt to silence your squeals since your girls are sleeping just down the hall.
the bed that you used to share betrays you, crying from underneath the languid push and pull of your bodies working together for orgasm. ex husband!sae is torn between capturing your teary face in the now and reminiscing all the times he’d fucked you or made love to you against these very sheets. the thought of your new boyfriend doing the same makes him hotter, makes him move faster — slurring and spitting his praises into your eager mouth as his balls clap against the curve of your ass and the crude mix of precum and your juices tie sae itoshi to you.
licking into his mouth, you lift a hand to curl into sae’s roots and tug hard in the way that he likes. “sae,” you mewl, breathless and bambi eyed. “feel s’fuckin’ good. hah! d-don’t stop, m-missed you!”
“don’t tell me what to do, ‘couldn’t stop even if you begged for it.” sweat beads on ex husband!sae’s forehead and he closes his eyes, hips stuttering even though they piston into yours. he can’t tell if you actually miss him or if it’s the sex that’s making you feel this way — and quite frankly, he’s in the same boat. he hooks your thighs over his shoulders and presses the entirety of his body over yours, putting all of his energy in to deep, long strokes that make you choke on your words and gush sweet and clear streams around the base of his throbbing cock.
“you feel me here, love?” your ex husband!sae, asks, magenta hair flopping over his eyes — his hips flush against your puffy clit as your juices pearl along side it. he gives you a rough thrust, fucking you like it’s your wedding night all over again and he hasn’t made the last few months of your life a living hell. like he loves you. “c’mon baby, pay attention. can’t believe you’re so shameless, letting me have you like this again. do you feel me?” sae presses down on your tummy where his thick dick bulges, the sensation making the whites of your eyes visible as they roll back into your skull.
you nod, delirious with desire, pussy trapping your ex husband inside of you. “y-yes, sae! f-feel you!”
“good, because i belong here, sweetheart,” ex husband!sae coos, an evil spark haunting his aquamarine eyes. “i’m the only one who ever gets to fuck you here. because no matter what happens — you’ll always be mine and i’ll always be yours.”
#blue lock x reader#bllk x reader#bllk smut#itoshi sae x reader#itoshi sae smut#blue lock smut#blue lock x you#bllk x you#itoshi sae x you#sae itoshi x reader#itoshi sae angst#bllk angst#sae itoshi x you#sae itoshi smut#sae itoshi imagines#sae itoshi angst#itoshi sae imagines#✧ ₊˚੭ — writing#tteokdoroki#tw: dubcon#tw: tummy bulges#tw: cheating
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#3, #5, and #26 of the smut prompts were so good!! would love to read a blurb/one-shot from you that included any of those😩
Oooo Lemme add them all together!
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"Mm... Baby." He laughed darkly, smearing his thumb over her cheek. "Can't pull out when you wrap your legs around me like that." His rocking thrusts were moving the bed, her orgasm drawn out with each thrust. He'd made her finish around him already, his own end getting close... but she wouldn't budge. She'd said he could go bare, but pull out- but that isn't what she wanted anymore.
She shook her head, tightening her legs around his hips. It was impossible to think straight when he was inside of her. His thrusts stayed at the same pace, eyes glued to her as she squeezed him both with her thighs and her cunt. He let out a deep groan, fingers holding her chin. "Use your words, sweetheart. Or m'gonna have to stop. M'close." His voice was slightly slurred from the pleasure but god, he was firm about it.
"Don't. Please don't." She pleaded, nails grazing down his flexed back. The blades of his shoulders could be felt with each push in, her body still sensitive and close to another orgasm. "I take it back, I want it. Please, I need it." Her sticky lips pouted up at him. Surely, the girl was a mess. Hot and sweaty, hair stuck to her face and spit on her chin. "Want to feel you inside me. Please?" It was their first time not using a condom and fuck if it wasn't incredible. She felt so connected, so raw and needy with him. Of course it had always felt good, but being able to feel every inch, every ridge and vein, the knowledge that she was soaking his cock properly? It made her a bit crazy. "Please, Daddy."
The groan that left his mouth was exactly what she wanted, his eyes boring into hers as his jaw clenched. That nickname, the honorific, it got him every single time. "Filthy fucking thing. Love you so much, but you're playing dirty." He pressed a punishing kiss to her mouth as his thrusts began to lose their tempo. "Driving me crazy. Dunno how I lived without you before, without this." His nose brushed hers. "So pretty like this. Wrapped around my cock, letting me take you bare... Messy face." He loved every bit. "Love making you feel good. Your eyes always glaze over when you cum, and I can see it in your face. Fuck me." His mouth ghosted hers as his brows knitted together, feeling her pull her legs tighter around him.
"Give me your cum." She whispered against his lips."I want it inside me. Want to feel you there, want it to leak out of me. Please?" Little pecks began to be pressed to his lips. "Please, please, please... Own me, Daddy. Make me yours."
Harry was a goner, especially after that. He could feel the final thread snap, his mouth falling open and a loud moan left his swollen lips while she suckled on his bottom one, letting go inside of her. Cock pulsing as he painted her cunt white, unloading inside of her as his arms shook a little bit. "Oh my god..." He choked, thrusting once more to bury as deep as he could. "You're going to kill me."
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FAV APOLLO / PJO SHIPS GO 💞
OOOO difficult ask! I'm not usually someone who focuses on ships that much so I don't have many favourites (despite giving the opposite, much more intense impression) but there are some that make me particularly. How should I put this. Unwell
1. Apollo/Hyacinthus! I know that it's usually considered a boring ship because we were effectively shown 1% of what Hyacinthus' real personality might've been (Apollo spends more time thinking about his death than about his life doesn't he), but I'm hopeless over these two. I don't know what it is that's doing this to me
Maybe it's Hyacinthus potentially being much less perfect than what the myths present him as (as in stubborn and flawed, not homicidal and deranged and whatnot. Let's leave that to Commodus). Maybe it's Apollo's constant waiting and mourning over someone who will never really return. Maybe it's the love persevering despite it all. Maybe it's the mystery behind this man being so extraordinary that not only Apollo never forgot about him (to the point of still being reactive over any mention of him, as if the grief were still fresh) but also wished to be turned mortal just so he could die and be with him
Like dude who ARE YOU what's the deal with you how did you and this god tie your souls together so tightly that he's not known true happiness ever since you died
2. Apollo/Commodus. I have no good excuse or elaborate analysis for this one I just love drama and watching things burn to the ground. A flawed man who sees the good in everyone he lays his eyes upon VS a flawed man who hasn't got anything good inside him anymore. The desperate attempt to save someone who cannot be saved. Poetic cinema
(I do like to explore scenarios where these two reconcile though, because I do still believe that there's just the tiniest chance that Commodus might've been redeemed) (🤡)
3. Apollo/Naomi, the only (modern) rrverse relationship of his that we know anything about LMAO
I've been drawn to this ship mostly through fanfics but I do enjoy even what little content we have about them in canon. Between the song Naomi composed and Apollo's digressions about her in TOA they seem to still really care about each other, plus I'm quite convinced that he still watches over her because idk about you but the crowds cheering EXACTLY when the song about him comes on is a pretty obvious sign of a blessing to me
I'm actually still writing a fic about them!! Hopefully it'll see the light of day someday but anyway if I'm willingly writing something about a ship you just know that I'm not normal about it in any way shape or form
#there are many other ships i like but these are the ones that are rotating in my mind at all times#*points* i just think they're neat#anyway someday i'll have to write an essay about hyacinthus' personality#because it CAN be reconstructed i know it's there#among the thousand scattered mentions and appearances#lonely thoughts#trials of apollo#toa#ask
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Oh boy Jojolands Chapter 2 and Hotdog Guy has a name
Usagi Alohaoe and he is just as much of a dweeb as I was hoping he is great.
The odds of him being gay are not 0 I'm just gonna say that.
His brain is so deep fried he's so awesome....
They hate to see a silly guy having fun and being so whimsical </3...
Okay the fucking design on his suit IS A PAIR OF LEGS I thought so last time but this is like.. What??? It's clearly some kind of brand logo but what the hell kinda company's logo is a pain of legs?? Are the legs female? I assume they're meant to be because they have high heels. But they could also belong to a real long legged guy- They could be non-binary who knows. Araki I need an explanation about these fucking legs why the hell- where the fuck did he get an outfit like this??
He's so silly... Criminally insilly...
ACTUAL fuckboy.
I really can't get a read on what he is aside from silly. does he have some fucked up backstory? He has to right it's Jojo. Is he, Ya know?
Man this heist boring as hell
-Watches family guy clips on youtube shorts-
Maybe it's a fucked up crab? The Logo I mean. I don't know it could be like a fucked up mr krabs if you- Hang on
Yeah??? Probably legs.
Dog begging for food from the stove not knowing it's just boiling water coded.
His ass is THINKING
This world is so cruel on silly guys who can look cool some times but are mostly silly..
He looks like he's about to climb the swiss alps brooo :skull emoji:
Why is everyone so mean to me </3
Mini-analyses time.
So Usagi calls Dragona "Pink-Chan" which I assume is just an artifact from the Japanese translation. He calls himself blue. Pretty basic male and female colors. The way he speaks kinda makes me think he has a crush on Dragona. That or he's, You know. GAY
Go go gadget hand tumor
We get Usagi's stand and it's FUCKING IT HAS THE LEGS ON IT WHAT THE SHIT MAN I DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL JUST NOW WHYT OES IT SHOWA WHY THE FUCK DOES THE STAND OVER THE LEGS AOIFHAIWUFHOAFHAIAFSOJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's neat that we're getting a bunch of utility stands this part instead of the beatdown bandits of part 8. It's a more part 7 approach where the stands are used to aid in combat instead of being the primary focus.
Yeah go white boy do your silly little dance I am clapping woo yeah
Hot Dog Man Vs. Hot Dog Guy
This, Absolutely not intentional. I assure you.
But the way the Speedline are drawn around Usagi makes it look like he has a Holy Halo.
Jesus Jumpscare.
I highly doubt it means anything but- I felt the need to point it out.
The marks the end of chapter 2. Uhhhh I like this funny little silly guy he's so oooo so silly he's gonna die a horrible horrible fucking death he is not surviving this part man is gonna DIE...
Uhhh
Araki always tryina add in his self insert like why the hell is Rohan the Bus Driver?
I think they should give Usagi a gun that would be cool...
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Whilst you have drawn them I would love to see more Nicodemus, he is probably my favourite Dresden villain and his introduction is great.
Oooo, yeah, he's pretty wicked. Or like, is he? What did his daughter say to Harry that one time? "We're saving the world-" or whatever? What do you think she meant by that? Oooo, but favorite Dresden villains...
You know what? I get the book isn't even out yet, but I already know evil Harry is going to be my absolute favorite villain. Going to another dimension to freaking do what Jim Butcher says he's going to do is so Looney Tunes. I just can't wait to meet him.
Anyway, yeah, I'll draw Nicodemus. <3
#I watched that Star Trek episode by the way- Mirror Mirror.#That was fun. I used to watch Star Trek all the time with my mom- she just always had it on.#I wouldn't care at first because it was never my thing before but then the plot of the episode always sucked me in.#I miss you mom! <3
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Giegue/giygas for the ask game, maybe?
First impression: I learned about Giygas through internet osmosis long before I even thought to play EarthBound. All the usual "ooooh this game is secretly sooo dark" and "he's ack-chewally an aborted fetus, see, oooo" kinda shit. I remember it giving me the impression Mother was way scarier and edgier than it turned out to be. (I played games like OFF and Yume Nikki first though. So by the time I got around to Mother, it was very refreshing to play somethin bright & uplifting at its core, lmao.) (In retrospect, I kinda wish Giygas wasn't among the first things every prospective player is told about the EarthBound. Going into the Giygas battle blind seems like it would've rearranged my brain molecules, and I wish I'd gotten to experience it like that.) I forget when exactly I learned about Giegue (I didn't get to play M1 blind either), but I'm pretty sure my first impression was honestly pretty neutral? The imposing presence of a huge alien spaceship, 8-bit sci-fi machinery, and a barely legible creature in a capsule was pretty wicked to see for myself the first time though!
Impression now: Giygas is a big triple decker chocolate layer cake worth of metaphor & symbolism. The existential horror of growing up, the fear of losing who you fundamentally are in the process, the horrific inhumanity adults are capable of, the hopelessness of coming to terms with the world as it is, and so on. Not really a character per se, but the quintessential globular slurry of adolescent angst Ness & pals've gotta contend with. Giegue is a bittersweet little story about a broken family. An internal conflict between vengeance, familial love, and maybe where one's obligations lie? Cool antagonist for sure. I wanna like him more than I do (M1's cryptic hands-off approach to storytelling is hard for me to sink my teeth into 😔). I've speculatively written (and drawn a comic for the upcoming zine 😉) about how Giegue became Giygas, and read some good fics on the topic. In the canon we're given, though? There's really so little binding them together narratively or thematically… I have a difficult time reconciling the two, in the context of the games themselves. Mother 2 in general feels more like a reboot than a sequel - and there's hardly if any "lore" weaving Giegue & Giygas together - so Itoi's choice to declare they're one and the same just seems kinda odd to me. C'est la vie. Fan creators make do.
Favorite moment: The Giygas battle, but like, before he goes sicko mode. When he's bound to a chamber of wires and innards, reflecting Ness' face back at him, and it turns out our fervently raving buddy Porky is actually the one in "control". The atmosphere is so intense and unnerving, such a bizarre yet captivating way to ramp things up. There's like, this sense of stomach-churning dread, as you begin - if only scarcely - to realize the alien overlord you were expecting is an entity far more powerful and personal and helpless and incomprehensible than you ever could've imagined. I mean. You know, because the internet spoiled you when you were 11. But in the bigness of the moment it still makes my mitochondria itch on a primal and cellular level. /pos. Love it.
Idea for a story: My favorite Giegue thing is the vague implication (??) of whatever the hell George did to to him. Y'know, whatever made him hate humanity so much. Whenever I see fan content speculating on how George might've experimented on him or mistreated him I do in fact Feel Somethin' There. (I have been a sucker for angsty-creature-in-a-lab stories from the time I saw Mewtwo Strikes Back in kindergarten all the way to Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3 a couple months ago, and I don't suppose I'll ever be sick of 'em.) The conflict it introduces between George and Maria is intriguing too. Like, her husband's treating her dearly beloved child like a science project? Trying to extract the secrets of PSI from his oversized alien brain?? You know if this kinda shit went down, those two were on a caliber of divorce drama the world has rarely seen.
Unpopular opinion: I really like Giegue design interpretations that're freaky and grotesque and biologically unfamiliar. When the beast isn't just mammalian in nature. Truly out of this world.
Favorite relationship: A mean-spirited but otherwise ordinary 13-year-old willingly aligned himself with the alien emodiment of all things evil. And the alien embodiment of all things evil willingly let the kid be his right-hand man. And I'm normal about it. EarthBound tells us basically nothing about how Porky n' Giygas' partnership in crime came to be, but speculating about it sends me into a shark frenzy. Porky seeking power over the world that wronged him, at literally any cost. Giygas weaponizing a child's worst, most vengeful impulses. Porky ultimately usurping Giygas, at least in terms of agency. Witnessing the absolute horror his "master" becomes, and simply sidestepping out of the universe itself to dodge the mess he brought about. I like to imagine there was a period where Giygas was still cognizant enough to maintain a rapport with Porky - and that the two of them fucking hated each other. Both of 'em using the other as a means to an end, assured in the conviction they're the one with the upper hand. And they're kind of both wrong. Bloaw up da worl.
Favorite headcanon: Giegue/Giygas speaks (telepathically?) with a rural midwestern accent. Courtesy of the fine folks who raised him. Other aliens probably think it's weird and mondo cringe, but are too intimidated to say so.
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5, 13 & 17 with Granby for the ask game!!
Ask Game!!
5 - out of all your fanworks that include Granby, which is your favourite?
Oooo ok this is hard for me because I draw him so much... probably the one drawing I have of him ice skating with Little, Tharkay, and Laurence. Either that one or the drawing I did ages ago of him and Little on a walk, OR The drawing of him & Iskierka that's my banner <3
13 - What's a character or ship you haven't drawn yet but would like to some day?
So I actually have a goal of drawing every semi-important Temeraire character, which I have made pretty good progress of, but other than that I'd like to draw Arkady or Perscitia (main reason I still haven't drawn them is because I'm still not very confident at drawing dragons)
17 - What's a book, movie, or show you think Granby would like?
I think Granby would like Dragonheart <3 predictable ikik but I just think he would enjoy any media that portrays dragons well.
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Could you possible do 33 for rafe cameron or Billy Hargrove pls?only if ur comfortable ofc <3
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33: period sex
Oooo! this strikes me as Billy's type of thing yk? he's shameless like that lmao
Also just as a heads up the "voicemail" button on my blog on desktop is how you can send in asks as I only get email notifs when a submission comes in but I get a pop-up notif when you drop an ask!
Prompts + Characters
18+/MINORS DNI
"You sure about this, Billy?" you asked as he laid out a couple of dark towels on top of your bed, already shirtless with his jeans open, ready to be discarded.
"Course I am. Anything for my girl," he assured you as he closed the gap between you.
"But - but aren't you a little grossed out?" He reached up and cupped your face in his warm hands, bringing your faces just a few centimetres apart.
"Not at all. It's no big deal."
Once the two of you were stripped down, tampon-free and comfortable on the bed, the nerves started to melt away under his body heat.
The first moment where he pushed forward, your legs loosely wrapped around his hips, both of you were rendered breathless and open-mouthed at the sensations that followed. Billy, typically, was a more demanding, full-on lover, but to his credit he took his time and listened to your bodily cues and the noises you were making.
"How's that feel, hm?" You nodded, unable to put the words together coherently.
"Words, pretty thing. Talk to me," he reiterated. Truthfully, just having him fully seated inside you was already starting to ease your cramps and aches.
"- so good, Billy," you sighed with a deep exhale, reaching up to wrap your arms around his shoulders and have him as close as possible.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah," you agreed, doe-eyed and growing needier by the second. Slowly, Billy began to move his hips, a subtle grinding movement against you that pushed a drawn-out whimper from your throat.
"More, Billy, please -" He drew back almost all the way and pushed back in one fluid motion. The faint coppery scent that accompanied the smell of sex and Billy's cologne was almost unnoticeable.
"That's it, nice and easy, sweetheart," he cooed against your parted lips and pressed a hand flat to your lower stomach, adding a touch of pressure to where you could feel him moving inside you.
"Oh - Oh fuck," you gasped, all your menstrual-based cramps, aches and pains melted away with each steady roll of his hips and encouraging word in your ear.
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4, 5 and 6 for the Hermitcraft ask game?
Also just for fun what animal do you associate with your fave hermit?
4 - favorite hermit?
to watch, my favorite hermit's grian. idk what it is about his videos, they're just the perfect pacing and stuff for me to actually pay attention and consistently watch.
as, like,, non-content wise, probably scar because. just look at him. literally perfect. cleo is hilarious and generally the best, and also etho 👍🇨🇦
5 - favorite duo, trio or group?
oooo hard one! i find i enjoy hermits more when they can bounce off each other and stuff. i always forget that i dont really consistently watch anyone other than grian? in a perfect world, i'd have a few hours every day to watch every single hermit's episodes, but ah. thats not how it works. so, going purely off of fan art/fiction, i love scar & cub, etho and bdubs, team ZIT, and of course the hermitgals!
6 - favorite server event?
i honestly canNot remember any server events. like at all. uH,m the turf war was fun! it definitely sprouted some amazing fanart!
uh wAIT how could i forget the empires crossover!!?!! yeah empires x hermitcraft was 100% my favorite! *looks at westernduo with my autistic eyes*
bonus! what animals are associated with your fav hermits?
ehehe ive dug my grave with being indecisive, haha.... lets see..
grian is literally a bird, its actually canon his card has wings and all that..
scar, its. a cat its jellie thats. his whole brand lmao. Also, red pandas because they put their hands up when scared and tell me that isn't the most scar thing ever.
i cannot even describe etho, i think i failed kindergarten because my brain will Not think of any animals lmao. i think in fanon he's normally associated with arctic foxes and such, so that fits pretty well.
uHmHm cleo is hard to place? i always think of the hermits less of animals as hybrids, mmm.. i do like when she's drawn with orange snake hair like medusa, soooooo take that as you will :]
thanks for asking, this was really fun! <3
#i always forget that i actually only really watch grian#at least consistently lmao#i try and watch someone else and i j. usht. i cant dude#watch me be autistic and split every question into subquestions and then answer those.....#saltsasksandanswers
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Do you have any OCs?
Oooo what a question!
I mean, yes? Kind of? I dont really know what makes an OC an OC in your eyes, because it just means original character, but I'll cover the 3 main categories:
I have one OC from a show that I used to like who had their own elaborate and unique backstory, and who wasnt connected to the characters of the show directly, but instead they were built to fit into the universe of the show but have their own story - which i think is the most, like, common type of OC that comes to mind when you talk about OCs. Almost the d&d style OC who is just a fun character you make for the sake of making a fun character.
I also have characters from original stories that are OCs just because everything in the story is original, but I haven't worked on any original fiction in a while so these ones are less common for me.
And then I think the type of OC that I have the most of are detailed characters that Ive written to fit into the plot of a fanfic for an existing show who doesnt have a unique story, but instead serves a purpose in a fanfic, but who is a character with their own unique personality and stuff.
Some examples of the last one are my character Caliel from my (unfinished) Good Omens fic Sunray, Take Me Away, who is an angel in the like...heaven call centre essentially? Like they answer peoples prayers but its call centre style. I sort of added that detail as a joke and it ended up producing Caliel who was pretty important to the plot in the end. Shes a side character who ends up helping the main characters, and I really liked her as a character overall. In that same fic I had another OC Nathaniel, who is one of the main antagonists because he takes over for Aziraphale when Heaven takes him.
And then another, fairly well developed one is named Adam, and hes the main antagonist in the OFMD fic Im co-writing with my friend @majorsarcasm19 - hes modern Stedes shitty & abusive boyfriend at the beginning of the fic, and he exists solely to be a dick. Ive also had a lot of help from @polite-nuissance and @wearfinethingsalltoowell to develop him. For Adam I basically went "what I made the worst possible man and threw him at my blorbos" and it kind of just spiralled from there.
I tend not to think of these characters as OCs in the classic sense just because they arent built as their own entities, theyre built to cause conflict or instill hope in the central characters who already exist, but on a technical level they are OCs, and I do like to draw them.
This is Caliel, drawn like three years ago
This is Nathaniel, also drawn like 3 years ago (my art style was...not really there yet at this point)
And more recently I drew Ed and Stede with Adam as a cover for the fic Im writing. Not coloured (yet)
I hope this answers your question! Honestly being asked about your OCs is the best thing, because I love (or at least love to hate) my OCs.
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I've been planning out a plated dessert based on Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course, because of course I am.
So it's been a while since plated desserts class, but I've got the basics drilled into my head to give me ideas on what to do as well as my taste in flavor profiles to guide me. If you want to make a really nice plated dessert, you want to go with roughly 3 or 4 elements to it, which I'll outline here:
-Main Dessert: this is the centerpiece of your dessert, the thing everything else should be building up to. It's the pie, the cake, the ice cream, whatever your main element is going to be. And while there are some exceptions, just about anything could be a main element.
-Secondary Dessert: this is the optional bit, the fourth, but it's worth bringing up both because the dessert I'm planning IS going to have a secondary element and because some desserts have expected secondary elements. For example, apple pie a la mode is such a standard phrase that some people believe "a la mode" means "with ice cream." If your main dessert is apple pie, the ice cream is the secondary element. Ideally, your main and secondary elements should either be complementary or have some kind of connection like a common flavor.
-Sauce: oftentimes this feels like the part restaurants cheat on, just a little something drawn on the plate to zhuzh up the dessert with minimal effort. oooo I did a Hershey's chocolate syrup drizzle on your plate before slabbing a brownie on top of it. But the sauce is a way to tie things together and push the boundaries of your flavor profiles. In desserts with two elements, the sauce needs to go with both of them.
-Garnish: this could be just about anything to finish it off. The dollop of whipped cream, the cherry on top, a chocolate cigarette, I've seen tuile cookies and macarons used this way
-And a guideline for the dessert is, ideally, each element should only incorporate at max about 3 or 4 flavors. By this I'm talking dessert elements. The sauce and garnish should either be one of the flavors set by the main and secondary desserts or be used to prop those flavors up. If you get more than 4 flavors in one dessert, it can be harder to differentiate between them. Sometimes that's the point, such as certain spice mixes where the parts make a different whole like everyone's seasonal darling Pumpkin Spice. But in that situation, I consider Pumpkin Spice to be 1 flavor, though with one that complex you probably don't want to push much beyond 2 flavors.
For Cuphead: The Delicious Last Course, I know for certain my dessert, naturally, is Chef Saltbaker's Wondertart and cookies.
I'm working on a run of the cookies tonight and tomorrow. The type of cookie isn't specified, so I'm using this as an excuse to make one of my favorites: cowboy cookies. I think they're hearty and delicious enough to knock one right into or out of the astral plane, so that's enough of a qualifier in my book. I toasted the ingredients that require toasting and the house smells so good, y'all.
For the Wondertart, I don't actually know all the ingredients for it yet. (I mean, I can look it up, but I've been watching one of my favorite Let's Player's go through the game and frankly I wanna see if I can figure it out as he plays.) But I have pulled out one of my culinary history books to get me in the mindset of the Cuphead era of food.
So, having said that, what is going on with food during the era of Cuphead?
To start with, the book I have is specifically about turning points in the history of American cuisine, which is fitting since Cuphead is a tribute to classic 1930s American animation. And what was going on around then was the last handful of years of Prohibition, the Great Depression, and the events leading up to the start of World War II. This is already giving me some ideas:
-Due to the double whammy of Prohibition and the Great Depression, fine dining restaurants were tanking, especially French restaurants which had been pretty popular at the time. But basically, if you were the kind of restaurant to have a wine list, you were in trouble.
-In fact, once the economy recovered, a lot of Americans would vacation in France for relatively cheap and part of the allure was the simple but exquisite French cuisine.
-Once World War II rationing hit, it hit sugar hard, and cheap salty snacks became much more prevalent. We're talking the rise of popcorn at movie theaters and establishing the norm of having free salty snacks at the bar so people will sit and buy more drinks.
So, this is already hitting a lot of stuff I like: French recipes, something that has to do with alcohol, and what will probably be an excuse to make some kind of salted caramel sauce since that will go well with just about anything I put out here. I might rethink my cookie choice since cowboy cookies already have chocolate, coconut, and pecan going on with them. That or I could do a chocolate ganache for my sauce instead and marry the elements that way.
Having said that, I only know two ingredients for the Wondertart so far. One of them might be getting used as more of a flavor enhancer than a star in the flavor profile, but I'll just have to see what comes up next and be ready to adapt. I don't exactly have my full basket yet, so I can't finalize a flavor profile for the tart until I do.
And as far as a garnish goes, I might do a little chocolate chess piece for the top of the tart for all the parry checks. (In fact, that'd be a fun excuse to buy some ruby chocolate since it's pink.) Well, I say that, but do I really want to temper chocolate for this? I'm not Chocolate Guy over here. Still, a little chess knight would be awfully cute. But realistically, I can't really think of a fitting garnish until I know what the tart's going to be, so I'll just have to sit tight. Or spoil myself on it.
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me and the homies watching the fork sparkle in the microwave
@frank-a-mori-son @bloody-mixtapes
#shitpost#look at franklin#he is so fucking gone#the other 2 are fascinated#oooo pretty sparkles#wait until it explodes#yeah we have a roommate au for the 3#this is also very badly drawn
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Since Kisaki is a hot topic today 👀...
What would a girl have to do in order to get older Kisaki's attention and have him obsessed?
I think older Kisaki would like a girl very different from Hina tbh. What say you? I've been loving yoir interpretations! Thank you for responding, I love Kisaki. 😭
I just love Kisaki sm and he just gets shit on so bad </3
In order for him to notice you, you’d have to stick out. Being hardheaded but confident in yourself is what probably drawn him to you. Seeing you cuss someone out because they wouldn’t leave you alone even though they were bigger than you, you still stood up for yourself and held your ground. Makes him intrigued and then he notices your pretty face and wonders if you’re worth his time and when he follows you for a bit and gets some info then bam. You have a Kisaki obsessed with you. Good luck <3
Depends on how old Kisaki is. If you’re talking sugar daddy age Kisaki then I feel like he’d look for a girl that’s lowkey a brat ? Hear me out. Sugar daddy age Kisaki is a brat tamer. He loves for you to act out and tell him no when tells you to do something or throw a tantrum because him himself told you no. He already has enough stress from the day and to come home to you not doing any of the chores he told you to do and then you ignore him because you don’t feel like listening to him complaining. Oooo the punishment. The best part of having a brat is to tame them and that’s exactly what he’s going to do. Ain’t wanna get into the nsfw bc u ain’t request that but just know 👀
Ily anon <3
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Oooo could we get a continuation of when Harry found out Daisy wasn’t the biggest fan of baths?
Really enjoyed your last piece!! 🥰❤️
of course! i'm glad you enjoyed my last one, i hope you enjoy this one too <3 if not i can totally redo it so let me know!
tags: dad!harry
“how was school bunny?” harry smiled at daisy through the rearview mirror.
daisy hadn't gone to school at all, it was daycare since she had just turned three, but she liked to call it school so harry did too.
“it was good! ms. carter is really nice,” she smiled.
“she is? i'm glad then. what does she do with you guys?”
“well, today we painted! i'm excited to show you,” daisy wasn't lying, she was very excited to show him. she'd show him now, but she remembered how harry had told her that while they were driving the seatbelt stayed on and she stayed in the back.
“well i'm excited to see.” he smiled, “did you eat all your lunch?”
daisy hesitated for a bit and then shook her head no, “all of it except the apples, they felt weird,”
harry knew she meant the texture of them, for some reason she only liked apples with a certain texture.
“well that's okay. apples can be icky sometimes,”
daisy nodded in agreement. “can you put the cd on papa?”
harry chuckled and nodded, placing the cd in its place and turning the volume up a bit. ‘let it go’ from frozen played first, and while daisy sang the song harry hummed the tune of it.
the rest of the car ride was silent. once they were home harry took daisy out of her car seat and let her walk inside their house, him following behind.
“now can i show you my painting?” she asked as harry closed the front door.
he smiled, “of course. let me see the masterpiece my princess made.”
daisy grinned and took the paper out of her folder. “it's me and you!” she held it up to harry. on it, she had drawn stick figures that resembled her and harry on a pretty flower field.
“it's beautiful!” harry took it from her and then picked her up. he kissed her cheek and walked to the kitchen, placing the painting on the fridge with a magnet that was already on it. “now i can always see it when i wake up,”
she giggled.
“ready for lunch? or bath first?”
daisy whined.
harry frowned. “what's wrong baby?”
“i just don't wanna take a bath,” she mumbled quietly.
“well in that case we can eat first, yeah?”
she shook her head, “no because i still have to take a bath after,”
“why don't you wanna take a bath bunny? thought you liked them,”
daisy shook her head, “don't like them.”
“okay well.. i'm sorry baby but you still have to get one. do you want it now or later? i promise to try and make it as enjoyable for you as i can.”
“now i guess.. you promise to make it quick too?”
harry nodded, “i promise.”
after earning a nod from her, harry walked to the bathroom and prepared her bath. he added just a bit of bubbles and scent to it and placed her in when the temperature was right.
“how does that feel?”
she shrugged. harry could tell she wasn't a fan due to her attitude, so he tried to be as quick as possible.
he washed her hair quickly, getting that done with at the beginning. then he bathed her fully and dried her up.
“all done. see? i promised i'd be quick,” he smiled slightly as he dried her hair.
“’m cold daddy,” she said.
harry nodded and wrapped her up in her towel and walked to her room. he let her pick out her pijamas and then helped her put them on.
“feel better?”
she nodded, “i think i like it better with not so many bubbles,”
harry nodded. “i won't add bubbles next time then. we'll work i'll way up until you like it.” it surprised him she didn't enjoy the bubbles, due to the fact that she loved them as a baby and, besides, who didn't like bubbles?
“ready to eat now?”
she nodded and smiled.
“alright, lets go then my little bath hater.” he grinned and kisses all over her face, earning the giggles he loved to hear from her.
#harry styles#harry styles blurb#harry styles fan fic#harry styles fanfiction#harry styles fluff#harry styles imagine#harry styles one shot#single!harry#single dad!harry#harry styles is a loving dad#harry styles is a dad#harry being a dad#dad!harry#i love harry so much#i love harry styles#harry styles with a baby
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campaign 3 episode 20: ya filthy animal
I maintain that giving sam special effects was a Mistake
sdkfj the little pop noise
the raven is designed to murder me
laura is the best at her job
laura is the BEST at her job
"they're not intentionally fatal"
"what are you doing?" screaming probably
oh laura already has the purple! I thought it'd be a couple weeks
my mom also called them that, I feel seen
CUT THE ROPE
this is going so well
robot boys can't jump
yeah yeah hell yeah
"I don't make FRIENDS"
still kind of fair
the whole game focuses on these two and the heist happens off-screen
chetney!!
oh matt's nails are Pretty
"they PREPARED? god DAMMIT"
kick him in the head
liam looks very cozy
flashbacks to great mouse detective
"I kick it!"
"ASHTON BREAK THIS"
laura's hair is the shade I want in mine again but I haven't been able to find the dye I used before 😔
fjlsdjfal I was gonna say lucky luciano but this is better
you have been guidance'd
"you can go suck an egg"
travis why
heat metal! who's gonna get third-degree burns this time
fuck yeah fire fearne
just the tip
what the fuck
matt had fun designing this place
don't open the front doors there are zombie dogs
(I WILL make this joke every week)
"the door starts open" vax throws a dagger
"can I dispel?" "what? the doorknob?"
I had to step away and the whole chat is "OOOO" so idk what I missed but apparently it was cool
like a SENSE OF ELECTRICAL FIRE?
FLAMING LASER EYES
I'm pretending ashton's brain is doing cloud lightning things
what if the PAINTINGS are trapped ASHTON
they do not learn
matt how do you not have a map for this
at least a drawn one
yeeeeah
"everything is making me anxious, I feel like everything is gonna hurt me" I feel seen
they DID start this campaign fighting enchanted cutlery
the storm rose!!
I knew those knives were sketchy as soon as he started describing them
fucking grapefruit spoons
YES
TRAP SUCCESSFUL
someone said they wanted this to be full home alone, congrats to them
"I'm gonna go run to the kitchen bc it's orym" ;-;
sam's additions to the whispers
"it's just a door" it's never JUST a door
"you made a mess in here"
survivor closet
"everything you need for a key party"
they've got the charlie brown adults trapped in there
OH they're trying to look for a musical note key
laura: I want to open this FUCKING door
"I cast Rug"
"RIP Carpet"
"nope, I hate it"
"didn't we have a little man at one point?"
"I guess we've had a couple at this point"
OH it was like a laser grid
we have rugs at home
"we might have a house together someday!" that made me a lot softer than it probably should have
he's trying to fucking get them to run through the laser eyes
fcg is surprisingly cutthroat sometimes
goop trap GOOP TRAP
chetney: 凸( •̀_•́ )凸
oh NO
god I want this animated
this is what happens when you go off by yourself, CHETNEY
metal (derogatory)
liam
liam nobody trusted you on april fools' as a child did they
NOW you have a map
"fungus and body odor" "the FIRBOLG" that feels racist
fearne no
I came back to "the minis have SWORDS, matt"
matt, looking dead at the camera: it's not ashari
goddammit
"it's lentils"
chetney doing anime backflips around the room
goop trap…2!!
"did you inspire him?" "no, I just want him to rage"
"pretty hot, huh?" travis
"just an appetizer" tr a vis
laudna dislocates her everything
"taking it just to keep up" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"if the door attacks me it has advantage"
we have chairperch
"we look under the carpet" "IS IT MAGIC"
"don't touch the carpet!" "I TOUCH THE CARPET"
charus
I said something to mala about a legend of the hidden temple one-shot but I think that might just be this
Musty Ass Check
"I think it's a push"
"interesting call" one fear
"you broke imogen's magic"
"six hidden mickeys"
oh NO
BUSTED BEACON
"kryn armor" I KNEW I had made a chaurus crack before
they really are just throwing their face at every trap down here
does fcg breathe tho
they're gonna be completely wiped on hit points by the time they get into combat just from hitting each other
"why'd you stab me in the nipple?" "artistic choices"
ashley's fluffy hair makes her look like a muppet when she flails like that
the verdict is outside with the earring eating donuts at this point
we're five minutes to break and I'm terrified what's behind this door now
and I was CORRECT
"I start gently closing the door"
"that is so mean and I am so proud of you"
the way liam flinched at the squeaky matryoshka doll
relateable
literally the wet bandits from home alone
full mule kick
the moon is in its "uh-oh" phase
as am I
…is it the scream mask
laudna's in heaven
it's the Questionable Area? from psychonauts 2
oh god it's sander cohen
I hate it
laudna: friends? friends???
completely distracted by the saga of liam trying to jam the back of his chair back into place
"I'm going down"
eldritch turret
"orym starts rolling up a newspaper"
oh I HATE IT
this is a stranger statement
oh no. oh god. oh no I hate it.
liam leaning on laura's chair bc his isn't safe
oh god
tbf that's exactly what an evil santa elf laugh would sound like
okay who else saw Batman Beyond Return of the Joker and the scene where terry finds bruce on the floor of the batcave and he's been joker gas'd
bc that scene
"come on! make a face! drop your pants!"
I'm gonna rewatch rotj now aren't I
"kindling! :D"
liam what the fuck
god travis is so tall
"this is such a weird day"
"caduceus remembers"
I Do Not Like The Puppets
liam no
there is an Energy and it is Attention Deficit
ashlEY
LIAM
laudna your beau is showing
matt trying to balance the map and keep his construction paper in place
do not read the book, do not read the book
I take it back read the fuckin book
GHOST SHIP
there's a solid 75% chance all of this shit is fake
and I feel like that's still being generous
[lucio voice] can't stop won't stop
travis has suffered from inaccurate quest markers
the ones that show you where a thing is but not how to get there
oh shit
matt: the gnome is going down the fuckin slide
oh no
the way my face went O_O at "jello"
jello wolf
the sonic edge balance animation
fffffff
travis quietly pulls up his third character sheet
roll a strength check for each knot
YEAH
WHAT
I was JOKING about taking out all your own hitpoints, CHETNEY
OH NO
FERAL TUNNEL
someone heal the wolf
"you sure that's not just travis?"
matTHEW
lksdjfslk
christ almighty
someone heal the murder terrier
orym ;-;
do not go in the room the lion's gonna eat you
jesus christ it's a lion get out of the room
god I'm so fucking tense
they found the kindergarten
"I stand in front of people, that's my job" orym
golem??
why does "beware the deals one makes" sound ominous
is it just bc of how matt said it
no you guys the fifth element is love
"you rAT BASTARD"
all of matt's episodes end with ellipses
god initiative right at the top next time
"is it thursday yet" "NO it is NOT"
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Top 5 fav Rio scenes
Oooo, this was a fun one to think about, anon, because while I've given similar lists before, I actually don't think I've done any since the show ended? This might change as re-watch continues, but right now, I'm going to say:
5. Dubby fight in 2.07.
What can I say about this scene that I haven't said a million times already? I simply Love It. I'll die on the hill of 2.07 being the most romantic Beth and Rio ever get, and while I tend to weight that with the return of the dubby at the end of the episode and Beth's naked defense of Rio to Dean, this argument pulses with insult and offense but also real concern. Beth and Rio rarely get to actually fight (which I'll come back to in a minute) but when they do, I think they're really given the space by the writing, directing and acting to be emotionally revealing, and in this one, Rio revealed a lot.
4. The money making scene in 3.04.
It's not always easy for this show to find the balance between the intimacy and danger that Beth and Rio present as a dynamic, but it absolutely nails it in this scene. Rio gets to be the threat, the crime boss, the mentor, the lover, the - - still, despite everything - - true partner that he is at his most nuanced, and the show utilises everything in its arsenal to depict why Beth's still drawn to him, despite all that's happened between them. Rio smoulders, but he does a whole lot more than that too - he's curious and conflicted too, and in being so, it creates the texture that, at it's best, is what makes the show and the character so good.
3. Beth and Rio's fight in 3.06.
Beth and Rio never really get that cathartic release after she shoots him in 2.13, but this is by far my favourite scene that addresses it, both directly and indirectly. This fight after he's killed Lucy is pretty much the opposite of cathartic, but it's emotionally raw in a way this show rarely lets either Beth or Rio really be, and Christina and Manny both really deliver on the weight of it. You just feel everything left unsaid, and Rio's both snarling with fury while also sagging with exhaustion and uncertain in regret, and I think you really feel that in the scene. He can be such an emotionally complex character, and I think that was really shown in this scene. I love it a lot.
2. Every Rio scene in 4.15.
Okay, this is sort of a cheat as he has a few scenes in 4.15, but I love each and every one of them. This might not be a super popular opinion, but I think there were certain scenes that Manny mmm, failed to deliver on in s4, but he was really on fire in this episode, from his snarky irritation with Beth at her most bratty in the opening scene, to his utter joyful delight at realising Beth and Annie have scammed Nick in the middle, to the pulsing intimacy and emotion of the final scene in her kitchen where he tells her all she has to do is ask. It's just !! SO. MUCH!!! And I'm so, so glad Rio as a character got these rich, fun and bright sparking moments to finish the series on.
1. Rio at the dealership in 2.04
I mean, it is simply everything to me.
My flight has been delayed by eight hours and I'm stuck at the airport, please send me things to rank!
#i'm actually genuinely surprised no s1 scenes have made the cut?#i think he's just more emotionally complicated and nuanced in the latter seasons#there'd defs be 1.09 in a top ten though#i just really like it when they break up hahaha#rio#nbc good girls#top five meme#welcome to my ama
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