I have a problem called, “I get really turned on looking at pictures of Cillian Murphy so I decide it’s time to try and weed through the 200 dudes sitting in my Hinge notifications but none of them are Cillian Murphy so then I get really turned off and consequently have no love life.” Rinse, repeat.

Hello!

It just came to me that Reader is in Hell, the same place a very unhappy (and probably jealous) Valentino is...

I am afraid of what that bald moth is capable of doing against Reader just because of Vox's attachment to them. I'm sure Valentino won't hold back to dispose of the thing that is getting in his way with Vox.

I wonder if there will be any fight scene between Vox and Valentino over Reader. Or maybe Reader versus Valentino?

Either way, things are bound to get not so pretty...

And I wonder how Reader's relationship with Velvet will go. I mean, I don't think she has anything against Reader? It's probably even better since now she has someone she can use to tame the TV stick man and his many moods.

I imagine Velvet will be a bit wary of Reader at first, but get along quite well after a while. Maybe even share fashion opinions as Velvet and Reader discuss the new trends that are going on with the living.

I guess the only one inside the Vees Reader won't get along with no matter what is Valentino.

Do you have any plans of going further inside Reader's relationship with the other two? I mean, you probably already made plans with Valentino, but what about Velvet?

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Hahaha thanks for bringing this up anon! I was wondering when someone was gonna notice that Reader was a little blind to the caveat of being in hell which was Valentino. It's kind of the reason why I keep mentioning that Reader's gonna stay at the hotel(despite Vox being pissy about it because Alastor) is because the TV man figures placing Reader literally anywhere Valentino isn't would be much safer for them. After all, they're just a new sinner so their powers haven't manifested yet(and I'm not actually sure what powers to give them- someone please bomb me with ideas thank youuuu) and Vox just won't risk the moth trying to recruit dear Reader. Bonus being the fact Angel stays at the hotel and he can keep tabs on Reader since there isn't much tech there that Vox can use to check himself. It just adds another reason to why he friggin hates Alastor lmao

Velvette on the other hand would probably get along with (Y/N) similarly to how Alastor and Rosie do. Literally gossip girls who look and laugh at the latest trends or get together for brunch to spill the tea about the latest happenings in hell. I'd also think that she would use Reader as a model sometimes just to fuck with Vox because let's face it- him crashing or bluescreening is kind of hilarious- and Reader just likes messing with Vox inherently so they let Velvette doll her up if it means getting a reaction out of him.

Velvette doesn't really have anything against Reader, she was just mad in one interlude that Vox hid the fact that he could communicate with the living(which is a HUGE thing) she could care less if the old Samsung TV went and found himself a new toy/fling. So while she would be a bit wary of Reader in the sense of: "Are they after our power? Do they have an ulterior motive?" Once they show that there actually isn't anything and Vox and Reader are just good friends(Velvette wouldn't actually believe that even if it came straight from the horse's mouth) she would eventually get along with them as well.

profs will set the due date for the final as april 24 and then STILL NOT HAVE THE FUCKING ASSIGNMENT UP TO SUBMIT THE PAPER BY 11PM ON APRIL TWENTY FUCKING THIRD

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What does Ice (or Mav) think about the Obama gay rumors? Will they be tuning in to hear the story of the man who allegedly fucked Obama? Are they bi Obama truthers? Is Rooster? Is Hangman? Any other Icebama interactions you're hiding from us? His cameo cracked me up and I need to know more...

the obama gay rumors

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This is absolutely batshit insane. What are they thinking? Like yeah let’s allow people to message people they haven’t matched with and aren’t interested in them.

buck is gonna announce him and eddie getting together by posting a photo of eddie or them together with the caption “when he’s your couch<3” and everyone’s gonna be like wtf does that mean?!

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There's something wrong w my brain Everytime I hangout on a date I feel so disconnected from said person like a feeling that they will never understand me and I won't them

okay, so

the battle of yavin was 1,000 years after the ruusan reformation. 22 BBY (before battle of yavin), the start of the clone wars, is 978 ARR (after ruusan reformation). 0 BBY is 7977 CRC (coruscant reckoning calendar)

in 968 ARR (32 BBY, 7945 CRC) the clones are commissioned by jedi master sifo-dyas, who’s later murdered by count dooku.

10 years later at the start of the clone wars (978 ARR, 22 BBY, 7955 CRC) obi-wan kenobi is elected to the jedi high council, anakin skywalker is knighted and assigned ahsoka tano as a padawan (at nineteen!!!!!!! he’s like barely five years older than her, genuinely wtaf). obi-wan is now a high general, putting him in charge of the third systems army, the seventh sky corps, and the 212th attack battalion more specifically. this is also likely when cody gets promoted to marshal commander.

the war ends for years later, 981 ARR 19 BBY 7958 CRC. order 66 is executed, anakin skywalker falls to the dark side and massacres the jedi temple of coruscant, padme amidala gives birth to twins fathered by anakin skywalker, leia is entrusted to bail organa while luke is sent to live with anakin’s step-brother on tatooine, obi-wan kenobi and the rest of the remaining jedi order go into hiding.

19 years later, 1000 ARR 0 BBY 7977 CRC, the original series happens, yippee.

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