#once i figure it out its over for you bitches
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“[Villain].”
The villain lets out an audible groan that inevitably raises their manager’s eyebrow. A short ball of fury, basically straight out of college. Not too unlike the villain. “Is it in my contract that I’m allowed to ignore you?”
“It’s not.” He gives them a moment where he clearly expects them to turn around. They don’t. “I need you to train up the new guy.”
“Do I have to?”
Their manager nudges someone forward as they turn. “‘Fraid so. You’ve been here the longest.”
No, that’s you, the villain’s about to say. But then their eyes fall on the new hire, who looks like she’s already regretting every life decision she’s ever made. What the hell is a hero doing in a burger joint?
“Okay,” the manager adds after a long moment, “staring is rude, [Villain]. Let’s dial it back.”
Their name jolts them out of their stupor. “I– yeah, sorry. I just, uh, recognise her from, uh…” The hero waits expectantly. Their manager tips his head curiously. “… high school.”
“Oh! Old acquaintances.” The manager claps his hands like this solves everything. “Lots of catching up to do, huh? I’ll leave you guys here then—and [Villain], please, for the love of god, train her up at least a bit amidst the chatting.”
The manager gives the hero a friendly pat on the back before throwing the villain a quick smile and disappearing around the door again.
The hero stares blankly at the villain. The villain stares equally blankly straight back. “Do you work here?” the hero asks eventually.
The villain doesn’t feel too inclined to answer that. “Do you?” they shoot back.
The hero clicks her tongue, shuffling on her feet. “Why don’t you show me how the fryers work before I have to kill you for getting too personal?”
“Ah, yes, the fryers.” The villain turns to the bubbling pot of oil next to them. “Hot enough to cook chips and to dissolve a body in.”
The hero’s face scrunches up seemingly on instinct, and the villain can’t help but laugh. “Don’t worry,” they say with forced friendliness, “I change the oil before I cook food in it.”
“Okay,” the hero says like she’s three seconds from throwing up. “Is there someone else here who can show me stuff?”
“You wish,” the villain jeers. “Manager’s busy, you saw him. Only other guy here only works on Thursdays and Sundays.”
“It’s Thursday today.”
“Exactly. Not what I’d call reliable. I, however” — the villain does a twirl for dramatic effect — “am here… more often than I am willing to tell you.”
“Well.” The hero smirks, the kind of expression no one wants to see on a hero’s face. “I’m sure I’ll figure out when you’re here if I stop by enough. What, is it full time? Does villainy pay peanuts?”
The villain refrains from the urge to punch her. “Does the agency?”
The hero’s mocking expression turns flat. “I’m here undercover,” she says plainly.
“I recognised you immediately.”
“Well, I’m not here for you.” The hero pushes past them to figure out the fryer on her own. “I’m not telling you any more than that.”
“I better warn my friends you’re here, then.” The villain snorts as the hero fiddles with the knob. “Are you here to give whoever you’re looking for food poisoning?”
“I know how to cook, [Villain].”
“You’re turning the heat too low.”
The hero pointedly pulls the knob back up. “Just show me how the kitchen works, please, and I’ll consider not telling your manager who he’s working with.”
The villain fixes her with a long stare. “I could blow your cover too.” But they roll their eyes and beckon her over to the griddle anyway. “Okay, so, wrong me and I’ll shove your entire face on this.”
The villain shows the hero around the kitchen, each bit of apparatus accompanied with a lovingly detailed description of how the villain intends to use each one against the hero if she pushes her luck. The hero listens with distaste mashed into her expression the whole time.
“Let’s try and keep things civil, okay?” the hero says when she’s clearly had enough of all the different ways the villain has on hand to murder her. “I don’t fancy fighting in a kitchen, and I’m sure you don’t either.”
Oh, god, how wrong the hero is. They’re itching to grab one of those knives off the hook and just—
No. They have to play it safe to begin with, keep it lowkey, make her feel a little too safe. So they just roll their eyes and, with all the authenticity they can muster, simply say “agreed.”
#creative writing#writblr#writers on tumblr#writing#writing community#heroes and villains#hero x villain#its been like a week and i still cant style this hair#once i figure it out its over for you bitches#its v nice n boyish but god. it doesnt make me look good like this lmao#if any of yall have any Tips for styling super short hair PLZ GOD tell me i am throwing styling clay at it and failing atm
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WIP,,, IDK WHAT TO DO WITH THOSE PROMPTS YET
#1
"You are the most intriguing being I have ever encountered... Detective."
His words shocked you and sent a chill down your spine, throughout your whole month working at the DPD you took your every action into account, calculated how it will affect your situation, yet, you were still unpredicted by the most advanced mashine known to man.
#2
He expected some kind of a pattern in the way you have acted, a scheme, but there was none. Whenever he was in stasis mode he would replay your movement, your words and actions, he could find patterns but as he tried to predict what you're going to say or where you're going to go, in 87% of cases he was entirely wrong and you would do something unexpected once again.
It gave him chills, made him excited, caused him to act abnormally on his own.
#rk900#once i figure it out its over for you bitches#rk800#dbh rk900#dbh rk800#nines rk900#connor rk800#x reader#rk900 x reader
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oh im just gonna do a quick warmup-- (succumbs to insanity)
moar ⬇️
knuckles and his twin brother cuckles who has every disease
⬆️⬆️⬆️ how it's going currently
unfortunately i didn't record the process of drawing knuckles bc i forgor but here's a speedpaint of sonic if anyone's interested in the rendering process. I am ignoring the existence of hands.
the song is life's coming in slow by nothing but thieves (i've wanted to use it for ages effgsgsgrf)
i also realized i'm gonna have to redo the entire floor bc i want larger slabs there, and i'll try to do a mosaic but idk how that'll go
#knuckles the echidna#sonic the hedgehog#no fucking idea what im doing but i like the idea of liveblogging the making of this xdd#sonic the hedgehog fanart#once i figure out how to render hands and architecture and faces and anatomy and environments and clothes its over for you bitches#art#fanart#digital art#illustration#oh hey i can finally call something i made an illustration#trying to be professional >:| <- my professional face#speedpaint
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Rip bobby cañero reed you wouldve loved phoebe bridgers
I know like 2 people would see this but IVE FINALLY HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO CHARLIES HAIR
#my art#fanart#doafp#diary of a future president#bobby cañero reed#charlie bushnell#once i figured out how to do lukes scar ITS OVER FOR YOU BITCHES#PLEASE WATCH DIARY OF A FUTURE PRESIDENT DISNEY TOOK IT OFF BUT YOU CAN PIRATE IT BUT PLEASEEEEE
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Here’s my flower garden [wip]
#minecraft#mineblr#build#flowergarden#mine#RED#I FUCKING LOVE RED#khm sorry lost it there for a seconds#anyways im slowly filling all of this with the poppies im getting from the iron farm#im very happy with it#once i figure out sodium shaders its over for you bitches
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getting better isnt enough i need people to be possible to explode with my mind
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taking a coin out and opening clip today like 'oh boy who am i going to project onto today ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶'
#snap chats#ugHHHH#had another nightmare about my mom so now that im free from commission work its projection time#ive had nightmares every day at this point but this one just. especially hit me for some reason LMAO#whatever now im trying to figure out who....#because it very easily could go either way and i know i can make both work very well. if i can be confident for .5 seconds for once#i have visions and reasonings for either or i just dont know which is better#they say you should do a coin flip because subconsciously youll want one result over the other#but in this case im genuinely at a stand still#i dont want to explain my reasonings for jo's vers and arakawa's vers for the fear of someone reading these tags#and liking one more than the other but then i end up doing the opposite#SO no one gets to know until i actually do it#i just gotta look at the wall and let my heart decide#this is the problem with two bitches you like having parental issues like Damn Which One Of You Would Be More Banger For Storytelling#TO SOME THE CHOICE IS OBVIOUS but theres just so much to play with here....#anyways we'll see what i do in a few hours. if i even do anything and i just dont look out my window ghandi style all day
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callback to this. chip also shares similarities with carvine and bernard. theyre part of the same genus of "guy"
#once i figure out how to draw chip's hair its gonna be over for all you bitches#tagcen#carvine and co#bernard#ktellventure#chip is easily the strongest and most fit of the two#but bernard has fantasy-world-mercenary combat experience. albeit just against wizards and ghosts and beasts. that has to count a lil bit#carvine would get dunked on for sure. sorry carvine. you suck
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after extreme risk, b’elanna gets really into tattoos. she always used to draw in sketchbooks and doodle in the corners of her padds here and there, but once she applied it to tattooing it was over for all them mfs. for the next two years, voyager gained a lot of new ink (a lot silly but mostly not) and b’elanna found an outlet that was not self destructive
#bodymod bitches if yall know yall know#tw for tags#i hope yall get where im coming from here bc if not then :’)#there really is just something about getting body mods as someone that used to self harm#like where there was once scars there are now beautiful images and words and new stories being told#its not all over even though you tried#life keeps going and its beautiful and youre still in it#it truly is about wanting to be better and chosing to be more than your pain and suffering#and choosing to heal#its all a choice#its been a long hard road to figure it out#especially growing up on the era in which self deprecation was the trend#on the internet#if this is able to even just reach one person out there#you made it past 18 and im proud of you#mis cosas#self harm#b’elanna torres
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#ts4#sims 4#sims 4 screenshots#ts4 edit#yes I did make the deco babies for pics of the baby n toddlers#my screenies#once I figure out how to pose its over for you bitches#souffle.edit
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girl help im having creation ideas above my skill level etc etc
i wanted to make some like. diy prints like this lol. cutting out the fuckin stencils for these was torture and i am yet to figure out the best way to actually Use them but hey. i think it’s neat!!
#i dont have like. an airbrush or anything. but now that i think of it i think i do have some fucking... silver paint in a spray can????#which would look. awful. so i need to do it#anyway yeahfjkgdv once i figure this out its over for you bitches (i will give ppl irl cat print. that is a threat)#art#drawing#also the original inspiration for the pic was actually maneki neko... funny guys... hence the beans out pose lol#its not meant to be Actual lucky kity in the end but thats where i started teehee#i would also add a pic of the funny stencils but im currently trying to flatten them using several textbooks. because they got scrunched
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#not to brag but i just knocked out 2305 words on a fic#i am a god#once i figure out how to realistically write investigation procedure its all over for you bitches#i am having so much fun#i love writing
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I should work on Garden Variety Precure again but I think I want to shift it away from being a Precure fanseries thing and make it a completely original thing
#once i figure out how to make a calendar system in renpy its over for you bitches#the farm sim aspects of it are going to be very very simple. its mostly a visual novel.
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stil mad about the lack of butches in video games. i have to do everything myself
#my post#once i figure out how to program and 3d model and draw and write its fucking over for you bitches
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what will stop me from making a video edit to berlin city girl by culcha candela of all the cobra kai girls and women?
(x) the fact that i dont know how to video edit
( ) the fact that we have three germans in this fandom and nobody wants to see a video edit with german rap from 2009
( ) the fact that i have A JOB AND NO TIME
#once i figure out how to video edit its over for you bitches#(affectionately)#cobra kai#karate kid#german stuff#the whole song is just 'this girl is sooooo cool 🥰' and i'm like 'big mood'
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Need to get a new fitbit (old one got oceaned on. Idiot.) in part for the seasonal stardew Valley clock face I had on the old one but also so I can clock how much exercise I get from autistic pacing thinking about my blorbos it's insane
#distant citrus sounds#literally just full speed ran around my kitchen in circles for 15 minutes thinking about spencer reid#once i figure out how to use the treadmill its over for you bitches (people claiming i dont get enough exercise)
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