9K MAKE ME CHOOSE:･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ@jemmaasimmons ASKED: One Tree Hill Season 6 or Season 8?

You told me that someday I'd be ready to let someone in. I think today might be someday.

reasons to watch rise: turtles hunting giant dog to retrieve his dog tags

reasons to watch rise: "may my sons proceed with caution just this- WHAAAAAAT?"

please support rise of the tmnt by watching the show and movie where available!! 💜💙❤️🧡

just finished the second season of black sails and i gotta say i understand why it makes queers go feral

see, dearest, loving me did not save you. you scraped by just fine without. but it doesn’t hurt, does it?

I'm the wife in my marriage.

It's funny to me anyway. Funny to me because my wife is the very picture of femininity, loving, caring, sexy, pretty, beautiful wife, loving and adored by all her children. And a satisfied and hot for her husband.

But to me she is beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

And yet she chose me.

So to all the hella ladies who rejected my advances? Y'all missed out. Because she saw in me what way too many people couldn't. And sometimes still can't.

And she wants to run my life. And the lives of our whole family. And we all kinda love it. Mostly. But it ain't worth the headache or heartache of fighting her on anything. She's Daddy's little princess and her mother is the loving matron and queen bitch of the family and we all stay in line. Mostly. I love to do my own thing too much for my own good. But it keeps our fights about stupid stuff instead of my weed use again.

(I'm dead ass functional and present from 6am on till I finally get my insomniac ass too sleep while high just to escape the constant anxiety about my sick daughter's upcoming surgery, my dying suegro, my mourning wife, disturbed autistic son, special needs princess Daddy's girl I'm spoiling her to death to make her just as powerful and ungovernable mother and it's working too well already. Have you ever negotiated with a hostile bitchy entitled as fuck child? )

Anyway, you wouldn't know it looking at me or talking normal chitchat, but I'm pretty fucking manly. In the way my culture defines manliness. I'm not very masculine. But I'm very manly.

I'm feminine as fuck in my household. I mother the kids, help their emotional development, work on my wife's emotional and mental well-being, and I'm the one never in the mood for sex. And I do every single thing she says. And then she does the discipline and management of the family's affairs. And she's the one who has to seduce me. Did I mention she was sexy as fuck? (While I'm awkward as fuck every time we even roleplay.) And a horny Latina. (That's why these horny sexy, nice, Latinos are taking over. It's natural selection. The Whites just can't compete and as usual are getting their panties in a twist over not being able to compete even with everything in their favor to out reproduce them all but it was too many kids for a nuclear family to handle Whites.) So beautiful hot queen sexy as fuck Latina seduces me every night. #blessed. So fuck yeah I don't wanna fuck up this arrangement. So I do everything she tells me to and treat her real good and let her win every argument and over apologize. Except when I make a rare exception to make a stand in something important or just to make some trouble and have some fun.

Oh yeah. She's a clean freak 😮‍💨 But she's an impatient Latina housewife perfectionist clean freak. So she gets mad at my perfectly good job when company isn't ever coming job and tells me to stop even trying to clean. Go play Minecraft with your daughter to keep her occupied.🤣

I have the best living situation ever. I'll be your bitch my bitchy highness. Just please keep playing with my hair on your lap. Oh, and that sucking my dick the way you do and being right 95% of the time on judgement calls.

So yeah I'm the wife.

And I got a pretty good life.

working on the Lights Out outline is so fun because there's always a new Thought that makes things more complicated but i want to include it so. this is a hell of my own design

i am an athena cykes defender forever and ever until the day i die but god. somewhere out there there is a universe where apollo justice got actual follow through and it kills me that i am not living in it

I've been thinking about how you've made Talas' physique even MORE powerful lately. And now I'm just imagining him, one-armed, chucking Graves like the world's angriest javelin at their common enemies.

That's genuinely so in character that I had to draw it. Average hunting tactic... and Graves would be all too excited for it, honestly

i feel like i'm experiencing inertia differently than everyone else bc the part everyone keeps using is the chorus but for me it's the:

I wanna be big like my plans, So why am I so tiny, and why am I so mad?

Guess this is just what I am, I'm stuck in this life, and I'm stuck in these pants.

you remembered, quite observant ｜hidden agenda ep. 1

I really wish they had kept the scene of Reaper apologizing to Jessup for having to kill him and promising to get vengeance on the Capitol and Jessup spitting at him in response because this sort of thing really can flesh someone out beyond the 1 trait the narrative allows them

prize for least genre aware protagonist 👑

an imitation of the cheap variety

Not me absolutely realizing just how much I draw Dandy with Wally and not really any of the other puppets. I swear I do think of how Dandy interacts with the other puppets besides Wally. I even have a few silly interaction sketches and such of Dandy with the others. My brain just likes to hyperfixate on Wallaford a bit too much, so my Wally stuff is what gets lined and colored. Fjsjfjsjs

Like, for random example, Howdy and Dandy have a sort of odd social relationship in that Howdy's loud salesman attitude combined with him being so massive sort of intimidates Dandy a lot. So they struggle to really talk to the giant caterpillar man. Not helped with the fact Dandy isn't exactly a performer, so paying for their items is a bit of a struggle. I like to think Dandy has a 'tab' that they keep having Howdy put their purchases on, and eventually they have to drag Barnaby to the Bodega with them to help pay it off. I also like to think Howdy never agreed to having this tab for Dandy, Dandy just sort of walked out one day mid paying for an item and shouted "Put it on my tab!" And it's been a thing since. It only makes Howdy just a LITTLE frustrated, but Dandy always ends up making a solid attempt to pay. Eventually.

So...are we just not going to explode over Balduran/The Emperor's age?

Because there's a serious issue there. Baldur's Gate was founded over several hundred years ago. Mind Flayers live to maybe 200, and that's it.

Apparently, there's a huge conflict of lore as BG1 and BG2 depict Balduran as a human, but BG3 depicts him as an elf?

Like.... discuss?

funniest thing in my art class was presenting my sculpture and hearing the critiques while internally thinking like "um youre misgendering this object here by using he/him... you see it's actually based off of a shadow that uses she/they pronouns" like god i felt so stupid i couldnt say anyhting