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ackermansupremacy · 3 years

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Can I please have hcs for Porco, Zeke, and Reiner with a titan shifter s/o who's also a rhythmic gymnast? S/o's titan makes use of its fully rotating joints to basically be combat ready in all directions, hence the extreme flexibility training they get. They fell in love with rhythmic gymnastics since it was a perfect mix of training and ballet (their first love). They like performing routines on stage during festivals and stuff when they're not deployed atm. Thanks! :)

Dude thats literally SUCH a cool idea for a titan!! I wanna see someone draw that so bad!!

Porco, Zeke and Reiner with a titan shifter rythmic gymnast s/o

Porco:

I say this all the time but I will say it again

SIMP

He’ll walk in on you stretching and is like

“What the fuck are you doing?”

He screamed the first time you stretched so hard your bones cracked

Sometimes you do weird shit just to freak his ass out

Like if you do the splits he’ll be fascinated but if you grab your back leg hes gotta head out

“STOP-“

Demands you teach him how to do any kind of flip

It didn’t end well

He simps for you even in your titan form

He loves fighting along side you a literally makes heart eyes whenever you do like,,,anything

But he does think your titan is lowkey creepy LMAO

Something about the way it just unnaturally moves and bends itself

He thinks its absolutely amazing but it unnerves tf out of him

He loves watching you perform too

Hes shook at your skill everytime

And showcase your flexibility

It makes him think of different ways you could use it if you catch my drift-

Zeke

For a long time after you inherited your titan

Zeke couldn’t see you as anything but a weapon

I mean you truly were the ideal for combat

It absolutely fascinated him

So he kind of works you to the bone

Although he wasn’t the BIGGEST fan of someone he cared about being a titan shifter

Let alone on the battlefield

He knew your abilities were too useful to let his own emotions get in the way

He constantly reminds you to stretch and strengthen your human body so it can benifit your titan

It isn’t really until he sees you off duty, dancing around his office or on a stage with the brightest smile on your face

That he really remembers that this is his lovely s/o, and not just a titan

And it makes him feel a w f u l

He knows you use dance as a stress relief sometimes when your off duty

And he wouldn’t want to make it seem like a chore for you

The beast titan and the acrobatic titan? Power couple on the battlefield frfr

Ngl, titan or not hes super paranoid about you being on the battlefield

You’ve heard many tales of the fated Levi Ackerman and hes SO paranoid about him

But he trusts you enough to handle yourself out there

Reiner

You really never fail to amaze him

He loves the cute little quirks that come with your talents

Like if he sees you dancing around the kitchen he’ll just

💘❤️💞💘💕❣️❤️💘💞

He’ll lean against the door frame and watch until you notice him

You performing is just as peaceful and stress relieving to him as it is to you

The espression of freedom, the lightness of your free as you effortlessly leave the floor of the stage

Its all so symbolic to him

If your performance tells a story he’ll be the first one to listen

On the battlefield, BITCH.

Y’all work together SO well

If your titan is small enough he would throw it as an attack and would think it was so dope

As soon as y’all come out everyone knows they finna lose that fight

Unless its the scouts

Yall could level a city together ugh so romantic

Hes no dancer but he’ll dance with you sometimes 🥺

He thinks its cute n intimate

At first he got a little irritated seeing how you sometimes would neglect your training to dance

Until he realized that was your training

He never noticed how much it benefitted you until Zeke pointed it out

Honestly, it made him fall in love with you even more ❤️

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AYO WHY DID THIS TAKE ME SO LONG TO PUBLISH?

Chile anyways

Thanks for requesting! I hope you liked it!

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shhhlikeme · 4 years

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Nin’s Matchup!

(SFW + NSFW)

Matchup Profile: Sfw+nsfw matchup pretty pls! (1/5) Name: Nin>Female>5’4>Film & sfx/theatrical makeup freelancer>V athletic in MS-HS: ballet, was in volley ball, soccer &Basketball teams>Miss my prime days>Scared to start workout again b/c I’ll get lightheaded>If sum1 helps push me through initial fear, I’ll keep growing from there> Likes chilling in ballet stretch poses>paints, photographs&draws as hobby>draws a pic a day (mostly portraits)>writing a comic atm >Always plan contingencies.🦄

(2/5) >embarrassed of my loud laugh(it’s like Kuroo’s)>introvert>not afraid to lead a team tho> V shy & quiet most times>8/10 times, feels awk in public,like idk what i’m saying, but others told me I seem social>Once I’m comfy w/ u, i joke a lot(occasional mum jokes 2 annoy+Sassy dirty ones w/ S/O)>hides behind ppl who likes 2 talk, but not when they’re 2 loud>laughs @ mistakes/when embarrassed>Will stop mistreatment, even if I get in trouble>values communication&genuine discussions🦄

(3/5) Sings when home alone>competes @ Street Fighter tournaments, trains everyday 4 it>Sings “Hit Me W/ Your Best Shot” when fighting bosses in game&swears melodically when i lose>eats chips w/ chopsticks >make hats out of my cat fur when bored>Workahokic night🦉>likes 2 teach >full convos w/ my 🐱>LIVES in oversized hoodies & flip flops, regardless of weather>no pants@home!>Feels incompetent sometimes, but keep practicing 2 improve>Analytical fast learner>idk why ppl think i look innocent🦄

(4/5)>Forgets 2 speak eng when tired (Thai 1st lang.)>Headrubs 4 s/o every night b4 bed>will miss u but is bad@texting>yelps like puppy when I’m surprised>Unconventionally resourceful: Wire hangers’s fixes everything! >stress bakes & will gets pouty if it didn’t turn out well.>overwhelmed to water my 50+ 🌱 >Doodles on smt (always have a pen on me)when i feel socially anxious> 2 dance sober @ clubs> Wants a stable relationship where we work tgt like a team to bring out the best in one another🦄

(5/5) I like a s/o who is lovable, kind, genuine, mature, independent and caring, but can also joke & be silly with like best friends. NSFW: open 2 try new things>❤️restraints, blindfolds & sensual tickle sex (as lee+ler) but had always been too shy to share it with any1>occasionally self conscious of food baby+stretchmarks>🥰edging/teasing >has a thing 4 height differences (likes to feel smol lol!) & primal play.>Is a switch. I’m so sorry if it’s too much info! Thank you for doing this!🦄

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A/N: HI LOVE @crushzone !!!! I SMILE WHEN I SEE YOU IN MY NOTIFS GIRL I WORKED HARD ON YOURS OF COURSE💖 But no matter whaaaat I’m going to be very authentic in my matchups bc they’re based on compatibility and therefore, without further ado, lemme introduce you to your NEW BAE:

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KŌTARŌ BOKUTO 🦉

SFW:

so you’re a theatrical makeup artist.

Aight.

Mind if I offer you a word of advice? :

RUN

“DUDE THAT’S AMAZING IT LOOKS SO SICK!”

Startled by someone’s loud booming voice, you smudged the eyeliner you were applying to your actor’s face all over their forehead. Whipping around to see who had disrupted your work you were faced with a beautiful black and grey haired owl. A rather tall... and very attractive ‘beautiful black and grey haired owl.’

He started walking around the dressing room like he owned the place, touching everything.

“Excuse me, you don’t have a badge. You can’t be backstage—!”

“Pretty obvious don’t you think, Miss ________?”

You didn’t take his bait, refusing to give this stranger your name. Bokuto shrugged.

“Well since I don’t know your name I shall label thee—Miss HOT GIRL of the 9 Kingdoms!” He nudged the knight actor who was sitting in your makeup chair with his elbow. “Did I sound 15th century ish or what??” The owl turned to you expecting to be praised. “I had to meet the person who made the medieval vampire look so scary in the last act. But that guy with the lights didn’t tell me anything about you being so hot.”

You were speechless because he was hot too

But he shouldn’t be back here so you tried to shoo him out anyway

He allowed you to try to shove him out but he was way bigger than you so nice try sis

When he yawned while you panted because you weren’t able to budge him an inch....

Bokuto wagered that he would leave if you agreed to make him look like the Hulk with your makeup skills for a Halloween party he had to go to

You didn’t really want to because you were a professional and you had no idea who this owl was but because you had 15 minutes until the second act and you needed peace and quiet if you were going to finish your job!!! ....

( This boy was not peace NOR quiet )

You agreed.... but because you answered so fast Bokuto kicked it up one notch

Prince of pushing his luck (king is reserved for Shōyo‘s extra ass)

He pretended to allow you to push him out of the makeup room a few steps but before you closed the door he stuck his foot between the door so it couldn’t close.

Smiling, he peered back in, looking down at you:

“AND...... you have to agree to go on a date with me. Tomorrow night?”

“Ugh FINE!”

Bo removed his foot and let himself out with a bounce in his step.

SERIOUSLY WHO LET THIS MAN BACKSTAGE......

Needless to say, after a few dates, mans won you over like he wins EVERYONE over

It surprised you how comfortable you became with him but he just has that affect on people

***

In terms of your athletic relationship Bokuto does many things:

He pushes you to go to the gym with him for one

He signs the two of you up for impromptu Beginner 30-day challenges that you both must stick to

So every morning for 30-days straight he jumps on you in bed to wake you up:

“NIN BABY TIME TO HIT THE GYM. BABY NIN TIME TO GET IN SOME SEXY GYM SHORTS. MON BÉBÉ NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN—“

“Kōtarō, please shut up.”

he doesn’t

He drags you there and eventually you get back into the swing of things.. killing it in the weight room with your supportive man cheering on your every rep!

You don’t even need him to wake you up during the second challenge!

Your volleyball player boyfriend also signs you up (without permission) for the neighborhood soccer team that Akaashi’s girlfriend is already on

You hated it at first because it was uncomfortable going back after not playing for so long but you soon realized that all the girls there were ex-athletes too and not stars

You formed amazing new girl friendships (especially with Akaashi’s gf) and double dates with them were one of your favourite nights of the week!

You owed that happiness in your life all to your Owl 🦉🥰

He and Akaashi came to every soccer game y’all had and you and the three of you went to all of Bokuto’s games, obviously

Btw you all were FITTTTTT OML

***

In addition...

You already know that your man finds your artistic talents insanely fascinating

On your first anniversary together Bokuto gifted you with a new paint set and new French stand:

Because he admires you Bokuto also tries to draw and paint seriously just like you

You stand over his shoulder and give him corrections and baby owl learns so fast it’s amazing

You two make ‘paint night’ a thing when you move in together and it’s always the most fun event!!!!

Bokuto CONSTANTLY and I mean CONSTANTLY asks for you to add him to the comic you’re writing but you say no because he wouldn’t fit in

He sulks but one day you surprise him by showing him that you drew a cute soaring black and gray owl in the background of almost every outdoor scene in your comic,

you pointed out that it was him

BOKUTOOOO WAS SOOOOO HAPPY

HE WAS SHOUTING FROM THE ROOFTOPS

He called Akaashi right away and almost cried tears of joy hahahahaha

***

Your contingent based lifestyle has saved your reckless boyfriend’s life and career many-a-times

It’s one of the things he loves most about you.

Also, it is important to mention that he is in LOVE with your laugh

Bby owl does anything to hear it and showers your face with kisses when you laugh to draw it out

He loves you so freaking much

When you don’t make sense and speak gibberish in public because your awkward side randomly comes out......your boyfriend loves to make fun of you:

“Huh? Nin, that wasn’t Japanese, that wasn’t Thai and that definitely wasn’t English. What planet is my adorable baby girl from, again? And how do I return her in exchange for a floating space car instead?!”

suh cute

All of Bokuto’s teammates really like you because you work in conjunction with Akaashi which means you actually have the magic ability to get Bokuto out of emo mode even faster than his best friend 🤯🤯🤯

When he’s at an away game in emo mode his teammates will literally FaceTime you and point their phone in his general direction

“Hey, Kōtarō!!!! Look, Nin’s on the phoneeee!”

Bby owl turns around slowly when he was sulking in the corner and when he sees you on the screen he’s running and jumping on whoever is holding your phone.”

“Kōtarō baby. You’re going to stop this emo mode right now. If not I won’t let you paint me nude like we discussed.”

mans was like: 😨😨😨😨🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

YEP the next second you see him hitting his best practice spikes and his teammate thanks you profusely

You do this several times until Kōtarō just knows to not go into emo mode anymore because you won’t be happy

A year into his professional volleyball career The Black Jackal’s coach sent a surprise fruit bouquet to your work one time:

With a note that read:

To Nin,

Thanks.

Thanks a lot.

Love,

The Team

***

I know you don’t really like people who are considered “too loud” and Bokuto is like...... “MEGA LOUD 🎙 “ but you and Akaashi work together to quiet your boy down as he gets older

He’s perfect

And you love him

***

OKAY THIS IS THE FUNNIEST day THING:

You know how you like standing up for people (even strangers) and stuff?

Well one day, you and Bokuto get caught on a show called WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

Where the two of you cussed out this cat-abusing actor on the show in a convincing scenario!

It was PRICELESS

Bokuto literally tells everyone that y’all are movie stars because of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

***

More in the relationship:

Bo is always singing with you 💞 when y’all make breakfast it becomes a national sport to sing at the top of your lungs!!

And when he sees you eat chips with chopsticks he’s pulling a Hinata “🤩🤩🤩” face .

He begs you to teach him how

So you try

......and try

..................and try

He can’t do it bruv 😞

You see bby Owl’s emo mode return for the first time in like a year when the chip shatters between his sticks again

This time, you have to enlist Akaashi as the FaceTime saviour and Keiji just tells him:

“Bokuto. You should prefer eating chips with your hands anyway. It gets to your mouth faster.”

cue Bo’s 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 face

........And all is well again

There’s more:

So you’re a workaholic?

Bokuto is fine with that. He just makes you promise that he gets to take you out on your lunch breaks a few times a week or whenever he can

He’s so sweet and your coworkers are BIG jealous of your relationship

Your man BEGSSSSS you to teach him Thai but you find it too hard so when he’s travelling on a long flight he spends the time learning the language on YouTube (and actually get decent at it) so that he can understand you when you’re sleepy😴🥺💕

When Bokuto surprises you by wishing you goodnight in Thai before he falls asleep (while you’re giving him head rubs), your heart explodes BECAUSE why is he the cutest thing in the world ?!?!?!

RELATIONSHIP COMMUNICATION:

You don’t text/you’re bad at texting? That’s fine, mainly because bby owl is so busy with volleyball anyway, but if you don’t text him back when he is feeling needy the boy will call you 20 times in a row

When you finally pick up, your heart is beating like thinking it’s an emergency

But he will answer saying:

“Oh, no emergency. I just want booty pics. Please, Nin babyyyyy?”

you’re like: 😑

ANOTHER CUTE THING YOUR MAN DOES?????

AIGHT:

It’s cringey but.......

When you’re at work all day doing makeup and he’s home he will send you pics throughout the day of him taking care of your plants like they are y’alls newborn children:

His text:

Baby look!!! Ollie the Orchid grew to 7 inches today!!! Yesterday he was 6.8 inches!!!!! They grow up so fast 😭😭😭”

Your reply:

Not quite as long as your dick, Bo

His reply:

I hate when you get me horny when I’m trying to take care of the kiiiids 😭😭😭😭

Dkm

Of all the factors you look for in a man, Bokuto has all of them

Like I said he becomes much more mature when you and Akaashi are his closest compadres

What people don’t know is that Kōtarō is actually very mature he is just a hardcore optomist (besides emo mode lmao) so people often mistake him as immature or dumb

But He’s far from it and you see that everyday

It’s why you fell for him

When dealing with serious issues that life has to handle, you see a different side of Bokuto, a real side, the side he shows in every tough volleyball game when he makes you metaphorically step behind him so he can deal with any problem that comes your way

He would literally withstand all your battles if that meant you’d remain happy forever

We stan a relationship like yours💞

NSFW:

okay so you know how you chill in ballet 🩰 stretches sometimes?

THAT DRIVES KŌTARŌ WILD.

It turns him on so much and he is constantly testing how flexible you are in the bedroom

When you keep meeting his expectations he is POUNDING you cause he is so turned on

He fucking loves it

It also turns him on when you’ll be acting shy and stuff but then randomly you’ll lead your neighbourhood soccer team like a BAD BITCH

When he sees that he’s already asking Akaashi how long until the game ends because he’s horny:

Akaashi deadpans. “Too much information. And the game just started 3 minutes ago. Get a water and calm yourself.”

Bo is sad but it makes for one hell of a I’m-proud-of-you sexscape when you get home from your game!!

Your dirty jokes also turn Bokuto on.

A lot.

A lot a lot:

“Bo.....I was joking.”

“I know but if I hear the word ‘dick’ coming out of your mouth I automatically think of you blowing me so now I want us to go home.” He whines.

You sigh. He’s lucky he’s so fucking hot.

When you’re playing street fighter every night this boy will not leave you alone until you cockwarm him

“Nin can you pleaseeeeee warm my cock while you train? I miss you.”

Your concentration turns him on so he has to ask nicely 😊

You love his dick so of course you oblige

Bby owl is so happy just sitting there being in your company and in your warmth but sometimes or every time he ends up thrusting into you

Sometimes while he’s giving you deep slow thrusts he orders you to keep playing or he won’t get you off

Damn 🤤

Let’s not forget also that you drive your man wild by walking around the house in hoodies all the time and nothing else

Every day, another hoodie will be found in various RANDOM places in the house because Bo flings it off you before he makes love to you wherever, and they go missing

Finally, when you get all sad and pouty because one of your baker trials goes to shit (ruined chocolate brownies this time, boo 💔), your boyfriend is taking your hand gently in an instant, leading you to the bedroom:

“Don’t be sad my beautiful girl, you know how much I hate seeing you sad. It makes me sad.! Here, come in the room and sit on my face—I promise I’ll make you feel better.”

WELL DAMN—😳💦

Maybe you should screw up brownie recipes more often.

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A/N: do you know the show what would you do??? Watch it on YouTube if you haven’t haha I couldn’t stop thinking about you and Bokuto being on it after reading your matchup profile!!!! I hope you liked it bb! Give me all your reactions, I want all the smoke 💞💞💞

#matchups #nin and bby owl #bokuto kotaro

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sillyfudgemonkeys · 4 years

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K now you got me curious about that. I kinda assumed P5MC would’ve been stronger then P4 MC (P3MC beats them both no doubt from me) so why do you say that P4MC is stronger?

Was gonna make a separate post when I had time but now is a time as any XU (btw I still dunno why people think P5MC is stronger, is it cause of the gym? His Phantom Thieving? The gun? Stanael’s gun? The Yaldy scene? I really wanna read people’s reasons but I have a feeling it’s those and.....if that’s it then no one is paying attention to poor P4MC then ;w;)

So that post was more lore driven than gameplay driven just a heads up (gameplay it’s a lot more complicated because we have to look at like.....a bunch of different entries and lay down ground rules for those, cause like P3P!MC/FeMC vs P4MC vs P5MC is.....a lot more fair considering the former can’t use fusions due to them being items....assuming we can’t use items). Just want to clarify before I explain what I mean is lore wise (I’ll compare the Personas down below but I’ll try to keep it from crossing to much into the gameplay meta line). And this is excluding Royal/Scramble (cause....not everyone knows that stuff yet, and I need to reevaluate things myself and I just haven’t been able to yet XU). But man, people really do underestimate P4MC ;w;

Now then, without Personas they are probably about even, like if they got into a fist fight they could probably end in a tie (but my money is still on P4MC if I had to choose cause he gets back up). P4MC seems to be taller (by a few in) and a more buff build, while P5MC is more of a slim build (but is probs more agile). And this is regardless if they are in the Metaverse, TV World, or the Real World (cause he should get an outfit in the Metaverse, plus Personas seem to give the user great physical strength regardless if it’s a Metaverse setting or not). That being said, P5MC does have akido(?), but it’s self trained and that’s if he goes to the gym. But, P4MC trains with Chie (which he probably did cause they all probs maxed their SLs/CoOps, but Ren might not have gone to the gym), and also stays in shape thanks to 1) fighting Shadows and 2) his sports club SL (this is assuming we are only looking at their school time selves, Adult!P4MC is unknown atm), so it’s not like he’s out of shape himself. P4MC also has crazier and bigger fish too (also needed to complete an SL), so that could be deemed as a work out compared to P5MC’s fishing.

If we’re looking at initial Personas (which is what they are most likely gonna run with cause of how the spinoffs handle P4/5), P4MC has the upper hand thanks to resisting Dark (aka curse) (btw Minato/Hamu would probs go down first in an initial only Persona fight, cause they’d be weak to P5MC and then P4MC could/would probs beat P5MC thanks to resisting the other’s attack).

Ultimate Persona is a bit more....I wouldn’t say even, but there’s strengths and weaknesses to both sides. Satanael has the upper hand with a “survive one attack” ability, resists everything but almighty, heatriser, and can harm INO via physical (and maaaaybe psy/nuke...it’s unclear how Atlus wants to treat INO in this regard). INO has better stats (and can achieve better stats than Satanael), can deal BIG almighty damage (thanks to mine charge, Satanael doesn’t have a charge), and while he doesn’t resist Light/Dark/Alimighty he does have a big evasion ability. I’d say INO could also be hit by PSY and Nuke thanks to PQ2 (which still makes no sense???? why didn’t they add resist in those categories to all the other ult Personas ??? XP) but P5R shows INO resisting those now so we gonna go with that....because that makes more sense (it makes sense for them to resist Psy and Nuke because they resist all elemental damage but since those didn’t exist, you could assume they could resist it cause it falls under elemental damage...but PQ2 fudges it up for some reason XP), I mean P5R also made him more of a beast since it seems like INO resists Phys too but I won’t include that. I mean if you wanna say he can be hit by Nuke fine, one more thing INO can be hit with....BUT INO also has a ult attack and Satanael doesn’t. Which, while Satanael and INO could be going toe to toe for awhile, INO might be able to deliver the final blow that Satanael can’t.

Which leads into why....P4MC should win. He’s just shown he’s stronger in his stories. He wins because of his own power that made him stronger. P5MC doesn’t win via his own power. He wins because he receives outside help more often than not (which isn’t bad, I’m not saying having help is bad, but in a hypothetical 1v1....it doesn’t bode well for him). Against Yaldy he got a freaking buff from the cognitive world....A TEMP BUFF MIND YOU! THANKS TO COGNITION! It’s such BS! Yes, P3/4MC they received their power because of their bonds, their connections, MC’s are their friends’ power as much as they are power for the MC’s. P3/4MC could only get that strong because of their friends. It’s because of their own effort and will to protect the ones they care about is the reason they win......P5MC it’s because of the public cheering for them for like 5 min for a temp buff cause of cognition (and it def doesn’t continue to last cause of how the meter goes down to 50% later irl). Even with cognition on P5MC’s side, it’s probably not a whole lot to actually do anything beneficial for him like with Yaldy. P3/4 is about power of friendship and relationships. P5 is about the power of convenience and plot devices. Buncha bullshit that he gets handed the World Arcana like that, not even his own power saved the world (he doesn’t even have a World Arcana Persona! No one ever talks about that what’s P5MC’s World Persona?! P4 has INO, P3 has a finger 8U What’s P5′s????)

There’s also the fact P4MC can use Myriads of Truth outside of Izanami, and it can hurt people outside of her too (we know this thanks to Arena). Satanael can’t use his Sinful Shell (at least at this point in time, watch Atlus jk my post when Arena 3 comes out, I’m already prepared for it >8V I bet Atlus’ reason won’t even make sense because->) because it’s only used in the 100% cognition scene! Satanael can only be that powerful and can only use that move thanks to cognition! But you see, P4MC is Mr. Bond Master, he’s strong cause of his bonds, every handshake with a new person=him getting more powerful (half jk). 8U But this drive also shows that even if he loses a fight, he gets right back up because he wants to protect his friends (as seen post-Liz fight in Liz’s route in Arena). Like this is a big thing P4MC has that I think people overlook, this bastard has A LOT of willpower. Whenever that word is brought up, only Tatsuya (you know defying time and reality to keep his memories) and P3MCs (staying alive for like two months to keep their promise) are ever mentioned (and don’t get me wrong, those are amazing feats too! All three/four, FeMC/P3MC are technically two people, of these people deserve the top 3 will power spot), but gd P4MC has it too. After getting his ass handed to him by Liz, he got right back up and was like “round two!” and power starts to flow through him that it takes Liz aback! Or his most amazing feat, coming back from the freaking underworld (aka basically death), just will his ass right back in front of Izanami and then Izanami is unable to freaking kill him (he hangs onto 1 HP like a boss, hell if he can do this against P3MC it’s possible for him to even come out on top of that fight). Izanami literally says “can the will of so few surpass that of all mankind?!” His (and IT’s) determination is one that surpasses all of mankind! Compare that to P5MC, who defeated Yaldy because of his bond with his CoOps-oh wait no it’s cause of a BS temp power buff the public gave him my mistake. P3/4: “We know what’s best for mankind! And it’s not freaking death! Our will power will surpass mankind!” P5: “Y-yeah same! But we’re gonna not succeed on our own and get bailed out by the public, only for them to half revert back to their same old ways despite....changing for us for a hot second...wait what?”

P4MC (depending on where in the timeline we have him and P5MC facing off), he’s had more experience too. Not only has he beaten 7ish gods/god avatars (to P5MC’s.......looking at all the P5 entries and without spoilers....possibly 3ish/4ish gods/godly avatars/god level stuff), he’s also faced off with 2 robots and what is basically a super soldier (aka Sho), he’s also fought against a lot of SEES who are seasoned fighters and had ult personas vs his initial persona (and won in some cases, or held his own A LOT, depends on the timeline/route). Oh and has fought more VR people/the VR people more times (P4/G, PQ1, PQ2, and...maybe Arena/Ultimax depends on the route). While P5 is catching up (kinda, we aren’t comparing how a lot of those final battles were won with the final blow), P4MC still has the most experience.

The only way P5MC can win if it’s 1V4+, P5MC has access to the VR and can use multiple Personas and P4MC can’t, P5MC has 100% cognition on (not possible, and would be a real ass pull), P4MC is crippled beyond belief (even then I’d still expect him to win cause he doesn’t give up).

So yeah. P4MC has more willpower, his Personas seem to have an advantage (either elemental advantage with initial, or stat+final blow for Ult), and doesn’t get up/gets right back up after a beating (so even if P5MC gets P4MC down to 0 hp, its possible P4MC will get right back up without the need of a skill like P5MC).

That being said I need to reevaluate some stuff with Royal. I still think P4MC is stronger tho (but I think P3MCs are the strongest, that being said P4/5MC haven’t been put in a situation where they need to die to protect everyone, aka get the universe arcana, so I wouldn’t 100% count them out because I think P4/5MC have the potential to go as far as the P3MCs if need be...well....def P4MC.....not sure about P5MC he still needs to prove himself imo).

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allthings-sandy · 5 years

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Not What I Expected Chapter 4

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Summary: (Y/N) just wants to be a normal girl and go to school like every other teenager. She got her chance but only to look after a certain superhero in Queens.

Chapter 5

MASTERLIST

Once I got to the old facility, I walked to my room, plopped on my bed and turned on my laptop. I thought for a while before typing. ‘ I just want to see what people think of him.’

I searched for Spider-Man. I was originally going to look for people's reactions to him, but something else caught my eye. “ Delmar's sandwiches was destroyed earlier tonight in an explosion after an ATM robbery was thwarted by Queens' own local crime stopper, the Spider-Man.” I read. I watched the video attached to the article and holy crap. Explosions could be seen here and there. Peter was involved in this. He could've been seriously injured or killed. He's only a teenager how could he have put himself in this kind of danger? I should try to talk him out of it before telling my dad. Yeah, that seems rational.

‘ Ready to go?’ Happy asked as I came out of my bedroom.

‘ I think I’m going to ride my bike today. Actually, maybe everyday. You have to take care of the moving and I don't want to disturb you. Besides, it'll be good for me to get the exercise since I'm not training as much as before.’ I told Happy. He raised an eyebrow at me.

‘ You’re a good kid, (Y/N). Stay safe, alright.’ Happy said and ruffled my hair. He still treats me like a kid but I don't mind it.

‘ Bye, Happy!’ I shouted as I took off with my bike.’

Once I saw Peter and Ned in the hallway I ran up to them. ‘ Peter, I saw the news. It's amazing how you’re not injured.’ I said.

‘ Right? It was crazy. We were in front of Delmar's earlier and everything was destroyed.’ Ned told me as we walked down the hallway together.

‘ I'm fine guys. Really.’ Peter turned around to look at us.

‘ I really don't think you should do this. You could have died! Yeah you’re him but that doesn't mean you’re invincible.’ I told him as we got to his locker.

‘ I thought you would understand! Why are you talking me out of it now?’ Peter asked me. I would have fully supported him because he was just stopping thieves and helping people but what happened last night was actually dangerous. It was definitely the act of people who are more than just “thieves”.

‘ I'm not talking you out of it. I'm just saying you shouldn't get involved in anything serious. Just leave it to Tony Stark. I'm sure he'll know what to do.’ I told him.

‘ No. I'm ready for more and I know it. Even if you can't see it.’ Peter slammed his locker door.

‘ But Peter-'

‘ You know (Y/N) we just met yesterday. I don't know you well enough and you don't know me. I would appreciate it if you could lay off.’ He told me with a serious face and narrowed eyebrows. Here it is. The feeling of being unwanted. I’ve felt it a lot from the Avengers and my dad but I've never expected to feel it here.

‘ Okay. Fine. If that's what you want.’ I said, not even trying to hide my dejection. I couldn't help but look down and walked away as fast as I could.

‘ Dude, that was harsh.’ Ned told Peter. Peter leaned back on his locker.

‘ I know.’

As classes went by, I didn’t dare look at Peter or even Ned. I tried to think of other things so my tears wouldn't fall. It would always work when my dad said something. School freaking sucks.

‘ You should apologize to her. She's really upset.’ Ned told Peter. Ned was holding Peter's feet down whilst Peter did sit-ups. I was upset but I put on my earpiece so I could hear their conversation while I began to climb the rope in front of me.

‘ I know, but yesterday she was all “ I’ll totally support you” but now she’s all “ Don't do it you’re gonna get hurt!”. I don't get girls.’ Peter said which made me roll my eyes. I was already at the top of the rope I climbed so I was just hanging there, avoiding the stares of some people.

‘ She is just worried about you. You can't blame her for worrying about you. It means she cares!’ Ned exclaimed. ‘ Hey, can I be the guy in the chair?’ Ned randomly asked.

‘ What?’ Peter asked. I chuckled.

‘ You know how there's a guy with a headset telling the other guy where to go? Like if you’re stuck in a burning building, I could tell you where to go. I could be your guy in the chair.’ Ned said excitedly. Ned really wants to help him.

‘ I don't need a guy in the chair.’ Peter told him. ‘ Oh come on Peter, lighten up.’

‘ (Y/F/L/N)! Aren't you going to come down?’ Coach Wilson asked me as he saw me hanging on the rope.

‘ Yeah, I-I'm just a little scared. I’ll come down eventually you don't need to wait for me.’ I said and smiled. Coach Wilson wore a confuse look and slowly nodded his head and walked away. As I was focused on hearing Peter and Ned's conversation, my ears picked up another.

‘ Now, see, for me it would be F Thor, marry Iron Man and kill Hulk.’ One of my classmates said to her group of friends which included Liz. Um first of all, ew and second, she wants to marry my dad? No. Just no. And why would she kill the Hulk? He’s really sweet when you get to know him despite smashing stuff.

‘ Well, what about the Spider-Man?’

‘ It’s just Spider-Man. Did you see the bank security cam on YouTube? He fought off four guys.’ Liz told them. Wait, does Liz...

‘ Oh my God, she’s crushing on Spider-Man.’

‘ Kind of.’ Liz replied. My head turned to Peter. He had a surprised look but you could obviously see he was happy. This made me feel something unpleasant but I ignored it.

‘ Peter knows Spider-Man!’ Ned exclaimed loud enough for the whole class to hear. I literally choked on my own spit and accidentally let go of the rope but landed on the ground on my 2 feet. ‘ Are you kidding me, Ned??’

Peter got up on his 2 feet and denied everything. Flash then jumped off his rope and declared that what Peter had said was all nonsense. Liz and her friends all looked at Peter with curiosity in their eyes.

‘ I've met him, yeah. A couple of times.’ Peter said. ‘ God dammit Peter.’

‘ But it’s through the Stark internship.' he said. Then Flash suggested that Peter should invite him to Liz's party that night. The bell rang and everyone got up and left, leaving Peter standing in his spot.

‘ What are you doing?’ ‘ What the hell were you thinking??’ Peter and I simultaneously asked Ned. Peter and I looked at each other quickly before returning our attention to Ned.

‘ Helping you out! Did you not hear her? Liz has a crush on you.’ Ned told Peter.

‘ She has a crush on Spider-Man, not Peter!’ I told him. You could say I kind of blew up. For what reason, I have no clue.

‘ You wouldn’t know, you didn’t hear the conversation!’ Ned said. Right.

‘ Dude, you’re an Avenger. If any one of us has a chance with a senior girl, it’s you.’ Ned said and walked away. I looked up at Peter.

‘ You’re not actually thinking of going are you?’ I asked him. He looked at me and shrugged as he walked away. God, is he still mad that he can't even open his mouth to talk to me? Well, it looks like I’m going to the party too.

‘ Where do you think you're going?’ My dad asked through the webcam of my laptop. He was in India for a wedding. I was quite thankful for that since I didn't need to hear him nag about anything as much.

‘ I’m going to a party. My first party.’ I replied as checked my outfit. It wasn't anything special, just a blue flower-patterned romper and pair of black ankle boots.

‘ Let me see what you’re wearing.’ He said. I walked in front of my laptop so he could see. I even did a little spin for him.

‘ You look beautiful, honey.’ He said and smiled.

‘ Pepper got me this for my birthday last year remember? You told her the v-neck was too deep and told her to return it.’ I told him.

‘ I still think she should have returned it. But you look all grown up now. It being your first party and all. Get out there and have fun. Not too much fun though or you're on house arrest.’ He said seriously.

‘ Don't worry. I'll call you if anything happens. I have a feeling something might.’ I told him truthfully.

‘ Peter?’ He asked and I nodded.

‘ Keep me posted.’ He said and disappeared from my screen. I took one last final look at my outfit before heading out.

‘ (Y/N)! I’m so glad you could make it. I am loving your outfit.’ Liz said with a grin and hugged me.

‘ Looks like I could make it after all! Thanks for inviting me. ’ I said and entered. What Peter and Ned didn’t know was that I was actually invited to her party. She knew I was a new student and invited me so I could make more friends which was really nice of her. She is too nice to hate but it's her fault for placing guilt in Peter by remarking that he had much better things to do than go to her party. If only she knew.

After a while of refilling my cup and taking to random people, I saw Peter and Ned who just arrived. I scanned Peter's outfit and was not surprised when I saw the sleeve of his Spider-Man suit peek out. I walked towards them with the intention of stopping them.

‘ Okay. We're gonna have Spider-Man swing in-'

‘ Swing in and do what? Tell me, please.’ I interrupted as I appeared in front of them with my arms folded.

‘ We aren't going to do anything bad. He's just gonna swing in, say he and Peter are tight, and I get a fist bump or one of those half bro-hugs.’ Ned told me. I looked at them with my head tilted. I sighed.

‘ I guess it’s okay as long as everything goes according to the plan. Just make sure nothing goes wrong.’ I said. Honestly, I would stop them but I didn’t want Peter hating me anymore than he already does.

‘ Oh my gosh. Hey, guys. Cool hat, Ned.’ We heard Liz say as she walked towards us.

‘ Hi, Liz.’ They said with a pinch of nervousness. Peter couldn’t stop smiling at her. Liz definitely knows he likes her because I don't even think he’s trying to hide it.

‘ Dude, what are you doing? She's here. Spider it up.’ Ned told him.

‘ No, I can't. I cannot do this. Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay?’ Peter said. I guess he does have a brain after all.

‘ I'm just gonna be myself.’ He said and I nodded in agreement.

‘ But no one wants that.’

‘ Oh come on, Ned. Things will be fine without Spider-Man. I definitely don't want anything unnecessary to happen. I came for a good time and that is what I am getting.’ I told them.

‘ It's your first high school party, isn’t it?’ Ned asked and I nodded excitedly.

‘ Penis Parker, what's up?’ Flash said on the mic.

‘ So where's your pal Spider-Man? In Canada with your imaginary girlfriend?’ Flash said, making people laugh. I narrowed me eyes at him. Peter then took off. ‘ He's doing it.’ I though and sighed.

‘ Where is he? He should be here by now. How long does it take to wear his suit?’ Ned asked. It has been 12 minutes since we last saw him.

‘ I'll go look for him.’ I told Ned and went outside, far enough so people wouldn't be able to see me jump on the nearest roof. Desperate for help, I called my dad.

‘ Hey, dad. You had a tracker installed in the Spider-Man suit right? Mind telling me where it’s headed?’ I asked my dad.

‘ Why? Is something happening? ‘ he asked.

‘ Maybe. I don't know. Just send it to my phone! I have to follow him.’ I told him.

‘ You are doing such a great job, sweetheart. I'm sending my suit down there to help you out.’ Dad said and hung up. He sent me the tracker so I could follow Peter.

After a few minutes of pursuit, I finally spotted him. He was being dragged by a van and someone in the van his shooting him with some kind of high-tech gun. Peter let go off the van and ran another way which looked like a shortcut. I was sprinting and trying to keep up with the van. I saw Spider-Man jump from a roof. I then saw someone with electronic wings swoop in and grab him. I quickly dialled my dad's number in my phone.

‘ Dad, save him!’ I cried out. I saw my Dad's iron man suit fly in the direction Peter went. After a while of running around, I finally saw Peter and my dad's suit in the park.

‘ Peter! Are you okay??’ I shouted as I sprint to him.

‘ (Y/N), what are you doing here?’ he asked me.

‘ I um I- Ned and I were wondering where you were so I kind of followed you. I took shortcuts here and there to catch up.’ I told him. Hopefully, he’ll believe me.

‘ Hi. I don't think we've met.’ My da- Mr. Stark said to me.

‘ Hi. I’m (Y/N) (Y/F/L/N). I’m a friend of Peter's.’ I said.

‘ Oh a friend you say? I see, that is very interesting.’ He said sarcastically which made me shoot him a look.

‘ I was just telling Peter to be safe. Keep an eye on him, will you?’ Mr. Stark asked me.

‘ I will.’ I said and nodded. He nodded back and flew off. I climbed the climbing frame and sat next to Peter who looked super dejected.

‘ Hey. You okay?’ I asked him. ‘ He doesn't believe that I can do more than be “ friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man”. I'm ready for more but he's just...’ He trailed off. I agreed with my dad but I just felt so guilty. My dad sent me to look after him and if Peter finds out, it's going to be a huge slap in the face.

‘ I think he says you're not ready because he doesn’t want you to get hurt. You know, be too reckless.’ I told him. He turned to face me.

‘ How would you know?’ he asked.

‘ Just a hunch. Like if a parent tells you to be home by 10. It's not to ruin your fun but to keep you safe.’ I told him. The words coming out from my mouth were unfamiliar. A few days ago, I would have said the complete opposite. Well, I guess I know how my dad feels.

‘ I'm sorry, (Y/N). For blowing up this morning. I’m also sorry about the party. All you wanted to do was have fun but I screwed it up. You must be seriously pissed at me right now.’ Peter apologized.

‘ I'm not mad at you. Well, I was but I got over it. I take half the blame in this. Sorry I tried to stop you. I'm just worried, you know. Even if we just met yesterday. And honestly, following you was way more fun. I guess I’m not a very sociable person.’ I told him and smiled. I was starting to really warm up to him. God, I wish I could take this whole facade away.

‘ I feel like I've known you for years. Even more than Ned. Don't tell him though.’ He said and I laughed. ‘ You- You look great, by the way. Peter stuttered, making me smile. ‘ Thanks. You were not too bad yourself. We should get going. Ned is probably really pissed at us.’ I said. He climbed down the climbing frame first. I followed but missed a step. The next thing I knew, Peter was holding me steady by my arms and we were dangerously close. My hands were on his chest and I could feel his heart beat rapidly but I think I was confused with my own. After all, he likes Liz. ‘ Sorry.’ I apologized and pushed him away. I walked as fast as I could.

I didn’t hear Peter until a minute or so. He caught up with me and said, ‘ You should thank me instead.’

As Peter and I walked back, we stumbled upon a device the dude in the van used. It was flowing purple and it sent a shiver down my spine. Suddenly, Peter’s cell phone rang and that stupid ringtone of his 1scared me half to death. ‘ It's Ned.’ He told me before picking it up. ‘ Hey, what's up? I’m on my way back.’ He said. I inspected the device and it looked really familiar. I barely touched it and I got this jolt of energy that flowed through my veins. ‘ If I’m not mistaken, this belongs to the Chitauri. Oh God Peter, what have you gotten yourself into?’ I thought. I distinctly remember the battle of New York. Most of the city was torn apart by those bastards.

‘ I'll see you in school tomorrow.’ He said and hung up. ‘ Well, Ned and I are still losers.’ He said. ‘ Sorry it didn’t work out. Your plan that is.’ ‘ Well, it was inevitable that I would come across some guys selling high-tech weapons and had the need to stop them.’ He said he crouched to inspect the gadget before taking it. ‘ If Flash starts being a dick to you, I will punch him in the face.’ I said and showed him my fist which made him laugh. ‘ Okay, wannabe hero. Let him have it when the time comes.’ He said as we walked back under the moonlit sky.

#peter parker #peter parker x reader #peter parker x stark!reader #peter parker imagine #tom holland #avengers

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your-hero-imagines · 6 years

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Could I have a head canon where Bakugou realizes he has a massive crush on the reader and tries to confess multiple times but he keeps messing it up and he ends up just kissing the reader in public? ❤️❤️

Yoo my friend are you still alive and in the fandom? I hope so since I’ve finally done it! XD

Sorry guys I have a massive writing block when it comes to BNHA atm. I’ve been through some shit and I’m finally getting my life back in order. But let’s stop ranting and start writing!

Warnings: Swearing, jealousy.

Words: 1641

It happened slowly, but steadily. At first he didn’t notice himself, but from time to time Bakugo realized how his chest was narrowing whenever he saw you surrounded by people you seem to be fond of. Those dumbasses didn’t deserve one second of your precious time, goddamn it!

When he finally admitted to himself that he was developing feelings for you, he didn’t know what to do. He…confessing? Exposing himself to the danger of being humiliated and turned down? But if he doesn’t do anything, someone as amazing as you is sure to belong to someone else, soon…

You on the other hand have been exchanging lovestruck looks with Bakugo for a long time - ever since Mineta was creeping on you and he sent him flying, he had gotten your attention. But he was simply unapproachable. Too determined to ever consider something nearly as important as his dream to aspire to become the No. 1 hero.

But you knew there was more to the boy than just arrogance and anger. It was hard to grasp, but deep inside Bakugou sure is a big softie, full of love and insecurity - he just expresses it his own way. Anyway, you couldn’t dare to get closer to him, simply too afraid to make a fool out of yourself.

So both of you were just dancing around each other, every time you were getting close just acting like it was an accident. Especially since Bakugo would occasionally mock you with some comments, which weren’t too mean for his usual standarts.

_______

The fear of being rejected was holding both of you back, as well was the fact that your attraction to each other was growing bigger with each day. The two of you had different ways to deal with it, though.

“Heya, [___]. You look lovely today!” Kaminari said with a charming smile on his face.

“Oh, hi, sweetheart!” you cheered as you hugged your friend. Bakugou could only clench his jaw as he watched this scenery. It had been like this for a few weeks: Kaminari just was that way to all of his female friends. Only some harmless flirting, as long as the other person didn’t mind it. You almost always ignored it and just stayed polite, but Kaminari was complete oblivious to the fact that his friend had developed feelings for you.

Lately, you noticed that Bakugou left the classroom very often - especially every time you were surrounded by male friends of yours. Huh, that’s probably just your imagination, though. As soon as he got outside, he ran to the training fields and made as many explosions as he could do in that short a time, to help himself calm down. But most of the time he remained furious about the thought that you might like someone else than him.

_______

“What are you staring at, dumbass?” he disturbed your pondering through yelling at you in the midst of the class.

“Uh…I…Was just buried in thought. Seriously, I was just staring right through you! Sorry!!!”

“C’mon, Bakugou. Leave her alone!” Mina said, protectively as always. You didn’t want to cause a scene, so you just apologized quietly once again and ran out of the room.

“Now look what you’ve done! Embarassing her like that!” Momo preached with her arms crossed, not afraid of his wrath in the slightest.

“Shut it! Like I give a damn!” Actually, he did.

He let some time lapse away until he acted like he had to go to the bathroom, but instead went after you. Since he always secretly admired you from afar, he knew where to find you: On the athletics field, probably training your quirk to get your mind off this topic. Actually, he really admired how strongwilled you were, and how you’d always just do your thing no matter what other’s might say.

As soon as you saw him approach you, you got embarassed and tried to run away, but stumbled and fell. “Watch your step, clumsy girl” he mumbled as he lend you a hand to get up on your feet.

“T-thanks” you stuttered, shyly adding “Sorry for staring earlier…”

“Don’t mind it, I know I’m way too handsome to take your eyes away.”

“Wow, you’re not the humble one, huh” you chuckled, expecting him to get loud or insult you.

“Well, I’ve got all reason to think highly of me. And you should show some more confidence, too. You’re way better than you’re portraying yourself.” This was really the last answer you thought you’d get.

“That’s really kind of you, Bakugou. You sure are incredible.” Instantly getting flustered, the Bakugou faced the ground so you wouldn’t notice his crimson red cheeks. You on the other hand glared at him with wide open eyes, not thinking about how brightly you must’ve been blushing right now.

Realizing that one of your notebooks had fallen out of your bag, Bakugou crouched down to pick it up for you - your hands touching because both of you went to get it the same time. For a while, both of you were looking deeply in each other’s eyes in excitement. Quickly, Bakugou shoved the notebook into your arms and wandered off, mumbling some curse words under his breath. What the hell is wrong with him all of sudden?

You didn’t see him at school that day anymore, his friends told you he called in sick. As he got home and ignored his mother yelling at him for why he’s home already, he just walks right past her and tossing his bag into the corner of his room. Throwing himself on the bed, he buried his head deep into his pillow as he tried to calm his heartbeat, which was still racing way too fast considering you only got a bit too close.

“Fuck…Why do you have to be so damn cute?!”

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The day afterwards, you smiled widely as you saw him entering the classroom.

“Heya, Bakugou, I’m glad you’re healthy again!” you chanted happily, and even made him giving you a crooked smile in return.

“Since when are you friends with that jerk?” Uraraka asked, eyeing Bakugou suspecting.

“Oh, I wouldn’t call it friends. He was just being very kind to me, so I’ll treat him nicely in return!” It was almost impossible to notice how nervous you got with that question, desparate to hide your feelings.

Uraraka shook her head as she frowned in frustration. “You’re way too good for these kind of people…”

It was until the breakt hat the day went pretty normal. As always, you stood with your friends in the canteen, just chatting casually after eating. Then suddenly a student of class C approached you, making obvious attempts to get you on a date. All of your friends just giggled like little children as they observed you and the boy flirting. You went along with it because, well - why not? You’re single and Bakugou was out of your league anyway, so why not enjoy some positive attention?

“Heya, fuckface! You wanna get your ass kicked or what?”

The angry yelling voice you heared belonged to Bakugou, walking towards the other boy with firm steps, his hands balled into fists.

“What the hell is your problem, man?!” the boy responded, holding his hands up into the air as a sign of peace.

“I just don’t like your freaking face, dumbass!” Bakugou growled back, making small explosions to threaten him. At this time, all the other students in the canteen already surrounded you to watch the spectacle - but you went between them, almost slapping him out of anger.

“What the hell is your damn problem?!” People seemed to be more surprised about you swearing than anything else. You teared up, grinding your teeth. “I thought you’re actually kind of nice in your own, strange way. But seems like I was wrong!”

Seeing you like this made his heart stop a beat. To think that you might never speak to him ever again pained him too much to bear, so he did something very unusual out of his despair. “S-sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry” he stuttered, making everyone’s jaws drop about him having actually apologized to anyone. He really lacked the confidence he usually coated himself with.

“Then why are you always so angry around me? Mocking me this whole time, and being mean to anyone close to me?! That’s not what friends do!”

Your eyes widened in excitement as Bakugou silenced you with a long, passionate kiss. Feeling his lips on yours, you could clearly realize that he was shaking. As soon as your lips parted, you could see his head being as red as a tomato. No one dared to make a sound as he said “Maybe this idiot is jealous.”

What? Did this seriously happen right now, or were you dreaming? His words stopped your pondering immediately. “There, now you have your damn reason! Now say something! Are you satisfied yet?”

“To be honest, I am” you chuckled awkwardly as you heared anyone around you whispering.

Bakugou’s threatening glare was enough to make them leave you alone. But he wasn’t done yet, and called out after them. “Fine! Just to be clear, this girl is mine now. Any of you who got a problem witht hat, come here for a beat-”

His words stuck in his throat as he saw you rolling your eyes. “Sorry. This habit might take a while to change.”

You laughed softly as you took his hand, saying. “Well, I like you just as you am. Just try to contain yourself a little, would you?”

Bakugou blushed heavy once again, his grip at your hand tightening as he dared to place a small kiss on your cheek.

“You want to go on a date after school now, or what?”

#Boku no Hero Academia #BNHA #My Hero Academia #MHA #Bakugou Katsuki #King Explosion Murder #Romance #Character x Reader #Self Insert #Scenario #Writing #Anon #Request #Confession #Kiss #PDA #First Love #Crush

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bangbangchanie · 5 years

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Answer Question Tag

@foreverexo-l-carat tagged me, you guys should check her out she amazing and I love her💞💞💞

Rules: After answering the questions, write your own set of questions to ask your mutuals (or anyone else who wants to do it)

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List ten things that you’re thankful for having in your life.

1. My family

2. My Dogs

3. My imagination

4. K-pop

5. My friend Sarah, she's amazing

6. My followers, oh how I love you guys

7. Instagram

8. Stray Kids, Nct and Monsta X and so may other groups

9. Books

10. My friend Emilie

Who is your ultimate bias and why?

Heres the freaking thing, I have a list. I literally can’t choose just one cause I love them all for so many different reasons. We have Jimin from BTS, he's such an adorable little baby who we must protect. Then there is Chan from Stray Kids, he is a powerful leader who loves everyone and his dimple and his...I dimples know how to freaking explain how amazing he is. I love him so much. Then later year a boy name Lucas from NCT ATTACKED ME.

What is your favorite dish and can you cook it? If yes, how did you learn to cook it?

My mom makes this spaghetti that I love, and I’ve made it once or twice.

Do you listen to solo K-pop artists? If yes, who are your top 5?

1. Jay Park

2. Lay (I know he's in EXO but his solo stuff is really good)

3. G-dragon

4.Loco

5. CL

What kind of fanart is your favorite?

I don't really look at much, but the punk edits or drawings are amazing

What K-pop collaboration do you wish for?

MONSTA X AND SEVENTEEN, or Jooheon and Vernon like PLEASE the friendship is amazing and I need to hear their voices together.

Did you attend a K-pop concert? If yes, what was your highlight?

Yes, I saw Monsta X in LA this past August with my friend Emilie, the highlight was when I Jooheno STARTED COPYING MY HAND MOVEMENTS AS I JAMMED and then when I handed Emilie my light stick and her hitting herself on the head as she jumped up and down to Trespass

Would you like to be a K-pop artist yourself? If yes, why?

Low key I have to bad of anxiety to even think about doing that type of stuff.

Which K-pop idol/s is/are your ideal type (if you have one)?

All of them.

Which comeback was your favorite one this year?

BITCH Monsta x dropped two whole albums this year, and Stray Kids had three comebacks BTS had what three as well I cant choose.

If you could attend any K-pop concert, who would it be and why?

Hmm well I know I'm definitely gonna go to another Monsta x concert, but I really want to see NCT or Stray Kids

If you were in a K-pop group, what position would you be and why?

The leader, cause I love taking care of people and idk I like knowing people can rely on me? Is that weird?

What is your favorite holiday? Why?

Hmm THANKSGIVING cause food,

What is your favorite K-drama? Why?

I've only recently got into K-dramas so I don't have one atm

What is your favorite dessert?

Ice cream Sundays

Which idol would you want to be friends with and why?

Anyone from Stray Kids or dream because they're around my age and I think we’d vibe really well

Pertaining to your favorite group, what is your favorite era of theirs?

I think for Monsta X I really enjoy the shootout era but the Shine Forever ear is the most iconic and they should've won

All-time favorite K-pop song and why.

I can listen to Best Of Me over and over again and Beautiful from Monsta x, cause idk they always make me feel really good and hyped

If you could go to Seoul, which K-pop group would you want to bump into?

NCT, I want Lucas to put his hand to my face for science to see if it's bigger then it

If you had the chance to be a trainee, which company would you want to train under and why?

Probably YG or JYP because they seem to give their artists the best creative room next to Bighit.

My questions.:

1. What is your most played song?

2. What is your background?

3. Biggest dream in life?

4. Most overrated song?

5. The most iconic moment in Kpop, in your opinion?

7. Favorite western artist

8. Best memory of yours

9. What makes kpop important to you?

10. When did you first start listening to Kpop?

I tag @huge-mother-flippin-snake @xuxi-rolls-moved and anyone else who want to do this! Remember you don't have to if you don't want too~

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thorne93 · 7 years

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No Matter What (Part 1)

Prompt: Imagine you’re an Avenger and you meet Bucky for the first time during Civil War

Word Count: 1861

Warning: Language, fighting, violence, angst

Notes: This will follow Cap America: Civil War…. Thanks to my beta @like-a-bag-of-potatoes

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“Alright. What do you see?” you heard Steve’s voice in your ear.

Steve Rogers, your absolute best friend in the world. Or maybe he was more like a dad? You weren’t sure of your relationship really. All you knew is you owed him your life when he saved you from being gunned down in the streets of Germany. You had a special ability, one that some people didn’t seem to like. You could manifest objects, things, weapons. They came in a light blue, electric looking form around you. The only thing about it was that the object had to be touching you at all times. You couldn’t form a gun and shoot bullets, form a bow and shoot arrows, or form a glider for someone else to jump on.

One day, you had formed a hoverboard and you were gliding through the streets and suddenly armed men came out of the alley and were about to shoot you when Steve and Sam showed up to help you. According to them, Hydra was about to capture you for experimentation or extermination.

That was about a year ago. Prior to that you had lost your parents when you were very young so you bounced around foster homes that never felt like a home. So they saved you and you were eternally grateful. They offered you a job in the Avengers and you never looked back. Not to mention that Steve was hilarious to you, and you took pride in teaching him new references and slang. He was a great mentor to you.

So now, you were in Africa, trying to find Rumlow, the guy who was part of the reason SHIELD was compromised. The bad guy. The guy that your team had thought was dead.

“Standard beat cops, Small station. Quiet street. It's a good target.”

“There's an ATM in the south corner, which means…”

“Cameras?” you answered, unsure. You had the confidence of a fucking rock, but Steve was always encouraging.

You remembered when he had rescued you and they were cleaning you up and making sure you were okay, Steve had said, “How would you like a job where you use your abilities for good?”

“That would be amazing, Mr. Rogers-I mean sir - I mean Captain America--Or...uh, what do I call you?” you asked nervously. You recognized the man who just saved you but that didn’t mean you had a right to call him anything personal.

“Just Steve, is fine, kiddo. So you’re interested in the job?” he asked kindly.

“Well yes but I’m not sure some orphaned mutant is going to be much help to you,” you said with sorrow in your tone. You wanted to help, but what the hell could you have to offer that Black Widow or Iron Man or Hulk Or Thor or any of them couldn’t?

“Kid, I’m 95 years old and all I have is a shield. Don’t let your past or your circumstances define you. Let you define you.”

You had stared at him in awe for a brief moment. No one had ever spoken to you that kindly or given you a pep talk before.

“Look, I know it’s daunting, but we’ll train you. I would never send you into a fight I didn’t think you could handle. So what do you say? Wanna be an Avenger?”

With a giant grin on your face, you had nodded fervently and the rest was history. You joined just a couple weeks after Vision and Wanda and Sam had. Your training was hard and intense but it was so rewarding knowing you were doing it for good and helping people and that no one on the team saw you has a freak. The only issue was you weren’t very confident and you had some anxiety issues. When things got really tough, you had to be grounded a bit. To be reminded that people were depending on you and that you couldn’t fuck up.

“Yes,” Steve affirmed and you could almost hear the smile on his handsome face.

“Both cross streets one way.”

“So, compromised escape routes,” Wanda said.

“Means our guy doesn't care about being seen. He isn't afraid to make a mess on the way out. You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?” he asked.

“Yeah, the red one? It's cute,” Wanda commented.

“I’d prefer a Cadi, but yeah what about it?” you questioned.

“It's also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Probably us,” Nat commented.

“You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?” Wanda said with a tiny smirk as you sat across the street on a park bench, pretending to read a newspaper.

“And that I can create shit in the air,” you reminded.

“Doesn’t help us in this case, kid,” Steve responded.

“Yeah, you two need to get used to looking over your shoulder,” Romanoff encouraged.

“Anyone ever tell you you sound a little paranoid?” Sam asked from his spot on top of the building.

“No, not to my face. Why? Did you hear something?”

You grinned at the witty remark before Steve reminded you all to focus up. Steven instructed Sam to tag a garbage truck, and as he was doing that, all of you realized that the truck was a battering ram.

“Go now,” Steve ordered.

“Wait, where?” you asked, befuddled. You were still nervy, a little slow on the reflexes, and anxious when it came to fights.

“He’s not hitting the police. He’s going for IFID. Move!” Steve commanded in a firm voice. You immediately got up and formed a light blue glider so you could move faster through the people. By the time you reached the IFID, the truck had accomplished its purpose as a battering ram and a group of hostiles had invaded.

“Body armor. AR15s. I make 7 hostiles,” Steve informed as he landed on site.

“I make five,” Sam suddenly said through the comms.

You manifested a whip and pulled one guy back by his neck, yanking him to the ground. You heard his head hit and he seemed to be unconscious. “Make that four.”

“Rumlow’s on the third floor,” Sam informed.

Steve nodded to you.

“Just like we practiced,” he said to Wanda to get her to levitate him into the building.

You, on the other hand, were able to conjure up your glider to get you the third floor. You dove inside, a gas mask forming in light blue around your face to protect you. Fighting side by side by Captain America was enthralling. You felt powerful and needed and helpful. You and him had a good strategy, you two worked like a team. Not to say you didn’t work well with the rest of the team, but there was a sort of connection between you two that you just didn’t have with the others.

You used a whip and shield from your powers to protect yourself and Steve and fight people off. By the time you got through them though, Rumlow had taken off with a biological weapon of some kind. Steve informed the others and Natasha said she would take care of it. You and Steve ran out to a balcony to see if you could help but as soon as you stepped out, they launched a missile at both of you. Before you could react, it sent you both soaring back into the building, slamming against a column that made a pain explode in your back.

“Come on!” Steve commanded of you as he scrambled to his feet and held up his shield and began running along the building. You formed your own shield and glider and did your best to keep up with him while they shot even more missiles at you, the final one was a hit, sending you both soaring out of the building. Steve landed on the side of the building several times then finally hit the pavement as you tumbled out, forming a cocoon of energy around you so that the impact hurt less. It wasn’t very effective because everything fucking hurt now.

“Sam, he’s in an AVF heading north,” Steve informed as he tried to get up.

“Are you okay?” you asked as you ran over to him, terrified and worried for him. You had a fiercely loyal and protective nature when it came to Steve, namely because he saved your life in more way than one.

“Yeah, I’m fine Y/N, we gotta go,” he urged. You formed a glider and he began to run. Your glider could only carry your weight so far. Sam informed you that the group was splitting up. Nat had the one on the left while you and Steve looked for Rumlow. His gear was found lying on the ground. Steve informed the rest of you that one of them has the payload and it was a game o find which one.

A second later, something hit Cap’s shield and he had to throw it while it exploded. You were looking for where it came from when a guy walked up and was about to hit Steve in the back.

“Steve, lookout!” you screamed as you tried to form a whip to get him away from Steve.

But you were too slow and Rumlow hit him hard and he toppled over.

“There you are, you son of a bitch. I’ve been waiting for this!” Rumlow said as he went to hit Steve again. You used your whip to pull his arm back. “What the hell?” he asked, eyeing his arm.

“Leave him alone, asshole!” you shouted.

He pulled his arm and it sent you soaring towards him. He picked you up by the throat before Steve slammed a fist in his side, effectively getting him to drop you. You used your whip again to wrap around both his legs and yank him down, but he was bigger than he looked so your strength alone couldn’t pull him down. Instead he just moved his legs, continuing to try and go after Steve, and pulled you with him.

“I’ve had enough of you!” he yelled as he reeled his arm back, a shield came around your face in response, but he hit you so hard it knocked your mind senseless and the shield was dropped. After that, he continued to fight Steve because you couldn’t breathe or move as blood was coming out of your face. By the time you were somewhat coherent, you looked up to see an explosion going off around Rumlow as Wanda tried to keep it intact, to keep the damage just on him. Yet, the power was too much for her to hold and she launched him into the air, next to a building, where civilians were inside. You glanced to her, her face morphing into horror and guilt as Steve looked on in shock, ordering for fire and rescue.

“Wanda,” you said softly but she was focused on the cries of the helpless as she teared up and fell to her knees. You gave her a sad look and ran off to help Steve try to help civilians.

#no matter what #bucky barnes fic #bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #steve rogers #steve rogers fic #bucky barnes #bucky fic

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franeridart · 7 years

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Hmmm.. what do you think about the monoma x shinsou ship??

It’s… possibly a good ship? I guess? I’ve seen it around a bit, but ngl I don’t really understand it haha

Anon said: when’s your birthday?

November 13th! It’s still pretty far~

Anon said:you say you like seeing the bakusquad taking care of babies hmmm? draw them maybe? OuO

I did haha

Anon said:Because of your art (you made me fall in love with Bakugou and Kirishima and Kaminari) I started BNHA and got my best friend into it. Now I can’t stop writing them and my friend and I have several AUs already.

This is the best kind of ask omfg !!!!! Glad I could get you into my disaster trio!!! …but also are you maybe gonna share like I’m starved for bakushimanari content a n o n

Anon said:Aw man i was gonna recomend that fic by newamsterdam to you. Like i finished reading it and thought you could like it since you like that other kuroo x teru fic (thanks to you and the anon for that btw) and it seemed your style? Im kinda sad i missed the chance (ok i know this whole ask sounds stupid)

Awwww don’t be sad anon, reccing me bakushima stuff is seriously hard because I might or might not go daily in the ao3 tag to read anything complete that’s been updated and I might or might not be following all fics regularly updating unless they have a character death/angst with no happy ending warning oops - thank you for thinking about me tho!!! That made me happy haha

Anon said:I pestered my friend until he watched (and fell in love with) bnha and now I’m pestering him to look at your blog because your art is top notch and every bnha fan should look at your art imo

Thank??? You???? Holy smokes !!!

Anon said:Aaaaaaa I really love your bakushima art its just so pure and wholesome and makes me really happy when I see it!! ;;u;;

B O I THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anon said:The Uraraka and Bakugou fight!!! !!! !!! Probably my favourite fight in the tournament ahhh just the depth of character from both of them I’m ;; and the “Todoroki isn’t you” line ahhhhhhhhhhh

Haha well my fave is still the bakushima one ngl I’m weak for Bakugou actually having fun, but I feel this!! It’s a great fight and the anime did it so so well too!!!! Can’t wait for next episode tbh aahhhhhhh !!!

Anon said:With the latest chapter, I’m gonna assume Midnight ships the hard bros lmao. But honestly tho, she was me!! I love them!!! It was everything I hoped it to be, the graphics, the focus on their hands, the handshake, thE FREAKING SPARKLES!!!!

It was!!!!!!! Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! And such a sweet surprise too, I thought I wouldn’t get to see it this episode and YET!!!!! I might have yelled hahaha

Anon said:“Three sets of eyes and still can’t see bakugou” 1000% accurate I’m crying

*wiggle eyebrows* the pun was calling for me

Anon said:I FLIPPING LOVE YOUR ART SO FRICKING MUCH

AND I LOVE YOU ANON !!!!!!!!!

Anon said:Things that automatically make my day better: seeing a notification that says “franeridart has posted a photo”. I always give a little gasp and go “FRANNY!” Before immediately looking at the picture. Even the ones that aren’t for fandoms I’m in are so super cute!! So long story short I love you and your art k bye

Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re so sweet oh my g o s h!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *O*

Anon said:Would it be possible to see any bokuroteru or bakushima art in your rb?

Anon said:The bakushima smooches would look great on a notebook/mug/etc !

I added the smooches!!!! And I mean to go through my bakushima stuff to see what else works!! As for the bokuroteru, is there anything specific you’d like to see? Nothing seems worth it tbh haha rip

Anon said:I just bought a bag and a t-shirt and this shirt will be worn at anime expo in July and I would looooooove it if some of YOYR matsuhana S made it into your shop because I would buy all of them

THANK YOU SO MUCH OH MY G O D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anon said:M'cryin the way young Mirio looked was like a colonial American teen. Also holy shit the character development showing Tamaki’s anxiety and pessimism, and then Mirio being the super supportive friend he is and just ugh everything about this chapter was amazing

IT W AS I love it so much Amajiki’s such a good character honestly and his relationship with Mirio is!!! So good!!!! Also long haired Mirio might have been a nod to his liking rock music actually!! I love it!

Anon said:Do you ever wonder if Mirio is maybe too good and one of these days we’re gonna find out he’s actually a bad egg

…Nah. He’s not the only exceptionally good character after all, Deku, Uraraka and Kirishima are right there with him, and Toshi too! Pure characters are a Thing in bnha, which makes sense since they’re all heroes, it’s their job to be good haha

Anon said:Heeyyy so, I have this dream of owning a bookstore, and was wondering if I commissioned so e work, if you’d be ok with me displaying it in my store? Just you know… hypothetically speaking…

Well, as of now my commissions aren’t open so there’s that. But once I’ll open them then it’ll depend on what exactly you commission me to draw, I guess? I dunno! Once my commissions will be open you can contact me off anon and we can talk about it one on one~

Anon said:What do you think of platonic Tokoyami x Tsuyu dynamic? They work so well together! I think they could be good friends! Also do you ship Tokoyami and Shouji? They earned a place in my heart since the training camp!

I love!!!! TokoTsuyu!!!!! Holy heck!!!! I’ve drawn them together a couple of times, their exam together was really amazing I wish I could see more of them interacting! Also they were my first faves in bnha, so seeing them interact has always been like a treat to me haha also yes to ShoujiYami!! Drew that once as well, they’re so cute~ smallest boy x tallest boy, what a good couple !!

Anon said:Have you ever thought about Tetsutetsu x Kendou? I can’t stop thinking about it since the training camp, I love Kendou so much she’s so awesome and sweet, and Tetsutetsu is amazing and a true hero, and they have such a lovely dynamic!

MY MAIN TETSU SHIP !!!!!!! I drew them once too, I love them so so much they’d make such a good couple honestly I should draw them more

Anon said: I love your Hagakure hc you posted! She’s so lovely, I hope she learns how to make herself visible because I can’t imagine meeting people and knowing no one knows how you look like. She’s probably cool with her quirk now, after so many years, but I’m sure she must get upset sometimes…

My fave thing about Hagakure is that she sometimes acts as if she forgets no one can see her - not even in an angst way, like she complains about Mineta looking in their changing room or stuff like that, I can’t tell if she just genuinely forgets or if she’s so used to being invisible that for her is like being visible anyway???? Either way it’s gonna be fun if and when she’ll learn how to make herself visible!

Anon said:This latest chapters have me shipping Kirideku a little~~~~ haha. Man, I love their interactions, they are so supporting of each other and so work well together. Its nice seeing Deku interact with someone who doesn’t expects anything of him and who is just a friend

Nah, there’s lotsa people who don’t expect anything from him, Deku’s friends love him a lot~ but yeah his interactions with Kiri are fun, most times it’s just Kiri getting excited and being overly energetic as usual and Deku going “ye-yeah!” with his uncertain face, it’s??? fun??? Seeing the members of the bakusquad interact on friendly terms with the dekusquad is always fun for me exactly for that, Deku’s friends are all so mild compared to Baku’s, you notice the squad’s energy even more like this haha

Anon said:(Waifu2x anon) *gasp!* I’m not worthy!!

You keep me in too high regards, anon haha

Anon said:fran!! i saw your art for todays chapter and promptly died all over again. ive fallen in mirio/amajiki hell and i dont wanna get out. ive also taken to using miriama as their ship name too?? so idk what else people use but!! i just need to scream at you how beautiful your art is and i would buy things from you if you ever opened a shop

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since posting those doodles I’ve heard MiriAma MiriTama MiriMaki MiriJiki TogaAma and TogaJiki and I love??? All of them???? I don’t know which I’ll end up picking honestly I wonder what the main tag is atm haha is there even art for them? There should be t b h

#fran answers #four days of asks my pals #i need to stop procrastinating on answering them #lol @ me because i always say that and LOOK AT ME T B H #ship asks #anonymous

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aventurasdeunatortuga · 7 years

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Seoul Phew whatta day. We flew 4.5 hours from Cebu on no sleep to Seoul. After dinner last night we ended up eating way too late because traffic was so bad and we finished dinner at like 9:45 and the mall we were eating in had already closed so that was creepy walking through there to get out. Anyway we got to Seoul at 9am Seoul time, and we got out of the airport/customs at 11:30, we were so amazed by the sheer efficiency of Seoul. Every little detail was so meticulously planned and organized it made the transfer of thousands of passengers so smooth and effortless. Such a stark difference from the Philippines. Despite everything being in Korean it was still super intuitive and easy to navigate and we only got lost once! We took the high speed train from the airport to Gyeonbokgung Palace in the middle of the city. We wandered through the gorgeous palace for a while. They had a promotion going on where if you came to the palace wearing traditional Korean clothing you got in for free and they rented the clothes out very cheaply so just about everyone except the foreigners were dressed in beautiful 19th clothes and walking around taking pictures. It was like traveling back in time. Within the palace grounds was the folk art museum so we explored that a little bit too since it was free. After that we walked over to the Insandong neighborhood and visited a themed cafe. Asia has a lot of cool cafes centered around unique themes like raccoon cafes, camping cafes, hello kitty cafes, etc. We visited the Poop Cafe. It was hilarious. All the pastries were poop shaped and all the food and drinks were served in tiny little toilet bowels. There was so much to see in such a small area of the city, it was very overwhelming. It's definitely the kind of place where we wanted to spend many many hours exploring but we just didn't have time. We wanted to go to a market and I thought I had written the name down correctly and we got there and realized I had written the wrong name down and we were in the opposite side of town than we needed to be, and we were so tired we weren't making excellent decisions, so we went and found the market (it turned out to be right behind the cafe we went to earlier) major face palm. By that point Emily was feeling sick and we were out of money and running about 30 minutes late. Emily sat down on a bench to get her bearing and I ran all around trying to find an atm but none of them worked and it was 4:45 and our flight was gonna leave at 6:40 so we were freaking out. We got a cab but the cab driver didn't speak a word of English so we had to mime out what an airport was and show a map and I emptied out my wallet for him and gave him my debit card so he could understand I didn't have cash and he just kept talking to us in Korean and finally said Okay okay! Sounds good! So we drove through rush hour to get to the airport and he had a card machine in his cab so we could pay him thank goodness. We got there at 6. We had already checked in and had boarding passes but we needed to pick up our luggage from the storage locker and go through security. The people at the storage lockers took that opportunity to be kind of petty and wouldn't let us pick up our bags unless we waited in an extremely long line of people looking to store and pack things in cardboard boxes. We told them we just needed to grab our bags, we had already paid, and that our flight was already boarding but they insisted we wait in line for 20 minutes. AHHHHHHHH We got our bags at 6:20 and booked it through security so fast that I left a bag behind and poor Emily got caught by security and questioned about it since it seemed suspicious that I had left a bag and ran away. Meanwhile I was running as fast as I could to the gate and didn't realize I had left my bag, it was 6:35 when I reached the gate and they were closing it. I told them to wait for Emily and we waited and she slid in with my bag which I had just realized I had forgotten, at 6:38. We tumbled on to the plane and took off for our 10.5 hour flight. Talk about last minute... I am amazed we made it. On the plane Emily had an issue with muscle spasms and couldn't sleep and they just got worse and worse until she couldn't control her legs at all. Poor thing. The flight attendants brought her up front and laid her down and massaged her and gave her a hot water bottle until she was able to sleep, it took about 6 hours. Now we are in Seattle about to board our flight to Portland! We've been up for over 36 hours and are beyond delirious and super ready to lay down. Even though it has been CRAZY I am still so glad to have been able to do this and feel so lucky. Until next time,

#seoul #travel #asia

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vocaotome · 7 years

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(Fanfic) 5 times Katsuki Yuuri jerked off to Victor Nikiforov in denial+1 time he still did it with acceptance

An Yuri!!! on Ice au fanfic set in the universe of the amazing fanfic Until My Feet Bleed and My Heart Aches by Reiya (Kazliin on tumblr)! Yeah, this is a fanfic of a fanfic, written for the "thank you for stepping on us" event which is basically the discord server dedicated to this fic celebrating Kaz and that she finished umfb&mha~! The other posts can be found under the #thankyouforsteppingonus tag.

EDIT: This must be a sign from god, but today is also Kazliin’s birthday! Happy birthday, dear kaz!! Stay awesome and keep murdering us <3</p>

Fic under the cut! I’m posting this a bit earlier to make the event deadline and still adjusting the writing in the later chapters, so only the first chapter can be found under the cut atm.

Physically, Katsuki Yuuri during his adolescence had been no different from a regular boy.

In the dead of one summer night, a ten year old Katsuki Yuuri had woken up from the blistering heat only to find his underwear uncomfortably tight, which, on closer inspection, was because of a certain part of his body being much more hard and swollen than normal.

Yuuri did what any young boy without any idea of what’s happening to his body would do-he freaked out. He had no idea what caused this strange occurrence, but he knew that his dick isn’t supposed to defy gravity and stick out like that. A bizarre pulse ran through him when he tried to push it down, which made him snap his hands away from his crotch like it had burned him. Feeling helpless and lost, he tried to go back to sleep hoping that he’d be back to normal when he woke up.

But sleep was elusive that night for Yuuri. Worries about how he would go to school the next day if his abnormal state persisted kept him up, and he only managed to fall asleep when he almost passed out from exhaustion. Thankfully the next morning there was nothing strange about his lower body, and Yuuri tried to brush it off as something he had imagined.

But after it happened again a few nights later and also the next, he realized that this might become a regular occurrence. He wished he could directly ask someone, but as he didn’t have any older brothers or any boys close to his age he was comfortable enough breaching such a private topic with (Takeshi briefly came to mind but he immediately rejected the idea, his irritation caused by the frequent teasings of the older boy still too fresh in his memory).

He tried to figure out what he could on his own-the swelling didn’t hurt but made it hard for Yuuri to pee, it went away faster when dumped with cold water, and also if Yuuri became mentally upset (he’d rather avoid the latter option, even though the first one was more physically uncomfortable). What he had heard from eavesdropping on some of his more rowdy classmates gave him the impression that this was a pretty regular thing, not some weird disease, and didn’t have to be reported to his parents (thank god), so Yuuri tried to accept this phenomenon as a bothersome but unavoidable part of life.

Things didn’t really change when one year later Yuuri fell in love with the grace and the beauty of a sliver haired boy on the ice. He was still the same quiet, awkward, ordinary Yuuri who felt too small and too big in his body all at once, apprehensive of the rapid changes in his growing body but also eager to become bigger, better, someone who could flawlessly replicate the moves of Victor’s performances without butchering them because of short and floppy limbs.

If his body was more unruly during the nights when his dreams were full of flashes of silver and faint memories of gliding across the ice hand in hand with another, he was not old enough yet to figure out the meaning behind it. The only thing he registered was his desire to share the same space as Victor, to skate on the same ice as him, to bare his soul as freely and beautifully.

Even on that fateful day, only a few hours before this dream was shattered to pieces and remolded into something burning and fierce, Yuuri had still believed that Victor was the most beautiful person he ever had the fortune to lay his eyes on. The memories from both Victor’s short program and his free skate-the sharp movements of his slim, toned body that seemed to be declaring his tacit claim as a god on the ice, and the soft, fragile dance across the ice that had enraptured Yuuri’s heart and soul-filled his thoughts even when he saw the boy in person. There was little he could think of except how desperately he wanted to reach Victor, truly reach him in ways more than one, although for now he was satisfied with the few moments he got.

Those moments had seemed to stretch forever as Victor faced him, his lovely eyes bright and twinkling with a smile that made Yuuri wish he could bottle it up and look at it every day as a reminder of the goal he was working so hard for.

But before Yuuri could wrap his mind around the intensity of that strange craving, the venomous words that left Victor’s lips the very next moment had destroyed it. The soft touch of Victor’s hand patting his hair felt like something he had dreamed of for so long, but not like this, never like this when it was nothing more than a show of contempt without any affection behind it.

Despite Yuuri’s earnest efforts to not think about Victor after he returned to Hasetsu, determined to forget the jarring difference between that angelic face and the cruel soul hidden beneath, the dreams still continued, albeit with a much different air from before (and less frequent because of how often he crashed into a dreamless sleep after a day of grueling practice). In the past even if he didn’t remember the details of his dreams, he always remembered the feelings they left behind-excitement and hope, glances of a future he was going to create with his own hands.

But now he could only see Victor skating all alone in the middle of a vast, icy expanse, gliding away from Yuuri every time he got close, mocking and unreachable in his perfection. Victor’s smile in the sole poster that had survived Yuuri’s rampage was the same, an ironic fulfillment of his wish to have a reminder of his goal, never mind how that goal had become twisted into an abomination of its original form.

The following couple of years Yuuri threw himself so hard into training that he didn’t have time for anything else. He often felt like an alien when his classmates excitedly chattered about the things that interested them, be that the newest video games (which Yuuri would’ve loved to try out but he didn’t have enough time, not when he was still so behind), the dullness of their assignments (Yuuri could never emphasize with their laid-back attitude, not when he felt so guilty about all the extra expense his skating put on his parents and it was only natural he paid them back by at least doing his best at school) or the pretty girls and boys they were interested in (the idea of being attracted to someone because of their looks without knowing them personally was so confusing to Yuuri, and he didn’t understand why Yuko rolled her eyes when he told her so).

The last topic, in particular, was something he still had trouble with even after he finally moved to Detroit. All the people in his age group-both from his campus and his rink-were so much more confident in their sexuality and free in their affections that Yuuri wondered if his lack of interest in any kind of casual companionship meant there was something wrong with him.

Although Yuuri would never look down on a person because of their looks (he promised himself that he’ll never be like Victor, cold and cruel and stepping over fragile hearts), he wondered if his choice of profession had made him have overly high standards when it came to physical attractiveness. Most of his close acquaintances were athletes with attractive, toned bodies, and although Yuuri himself was plain and boring to be with, he was aware that he had managed to at least keep his body fit and strong thanks to his intensive training.

Thanks to the poster of Victor that still smiled arrogantly on their dorm wall, Phichit had teased him that rather than Yuuri’s standards being high in general, his standards were Victor, and that’s a high hurdle to pass for any of the poor souls that tried to hit on Yuuri (Yuuri didn’t remember that happening ever, and wondered what drugs Phichit was on). Besides, the idea of Victor being his standard of beauty was ridiculous-Yuuri had come to hate the man even more after their brief exchange at Junior Worlds and being reminded of how he would never be acknowledged by the other man unless he managed to kick him off his throne.

Just because sometimes he found his breath hitch during Victor’s routines when his movements complimented the tight lines of his body that had grown strong and masculine while still maintaining his swanlike grace, that didn’t mean anything other than the cold, clinical fact that Victor got lucky enough to both blessed with handsome genes and a puberty that had been kind to him.

And good enough taste in fashion to flaunt those good looks, curse him.

That being said, Yuuri was no longer completely ignorant of what his body’s reactions meant. He had gotten a basic idea of things years ago when he first got access to the internet, and at the age of sixteen he was well aware that he had a normal sex drive for a teenager of his age, despite his complete disinterest in finding a partner to actually do something about it. While he didn’t really have anyone he found attractive enough to fantasize about, the mechanical motions of jerking off were pleasant enough, and a good way to let off steam. He hardly ever thought about anything while he did it, and tried to just get things over with considering the lack of privacy in the dorms.

Very rarely-he could count the instances with the fingers of a single hand-when he had their room to himself, was mentally in a good place and also had a considerably lighter schedule than usual, he had tried to experiment a little bit with his own body and figure out what makes it tick. But even during his awkward attempts at fantasizing he had only managed to think up scenarios with imaginary faceless partners, uncomfortable with the idea of allowing anyone he knew so deep into his private space, even if it was all in his head.

The occasional dreams-always too dim and abstract for his liking-were also similar, though at least they had helped him figure out that he liked gentleness, strength and flexibility in a partner. The idea of dreams reflecting a person’s desires made sense enough, and Yuuri had to admit that he had a preference for the dreams where he was being supported by a pair of strong arms as his mystery lover worshipped his body with a rain of caresses and kisses, treating him like he was something beautiful and precious no matter the ridiculous the overall scenario was.

So saying that a sex dream (Yuuri wondered if it was the right term since no sex took place, a small blessing allowed by his lack of experience) involving Victor Nikiforov after his humiliating defeat at the hands of the very same man was confusing would be a massive understatement.

It made him almost want to completely stop thinking about anything even remotely sexual, a decision that solidified the day when Victor’s face from that stupid dream (unnaturally soft and adoring and yet so passionate) popped up in his mind while he was on his bed in the middle of a jerking-off session.

Yuuri had almost bitten his tongue in surprise when that happened, and he would’ve just stepped into the shower and blasted his crotch with ice-cold water if he had been capable of it. But too far gone and only seconds away from finishing, Yuuri could only close his eyes in embarrassment and anger when he couldn’t will his weak legs to move.

Phantom Victor, just as cruel as his real life counterpart, took advantage of this, and Yuuri could almost imagine him leaning over him as he whispered encouragements into Yuuri’s ear, could pretend that the hand working his dick wasn’t his own but another’s, could delude himself that warm weight on his back belonged to a strong, wide chest and not the thick woolen blanket that was too hot for Yuuri by this point.

Yuuri was so, so confused and his lust-riddled mind felt like it was clouded by a thick layer of fog, so he just kept moving his right hand frantically, desperate to escape this baffling torture as soon as possible. The last thing his traitorous mind dreamt up before he broke was Victor biting into his shoulder (even though it was just Yuuri’s other hand digging into his own skin) and telling him that he could come, and Yuuri should’ve been indignant because he didn’t need anyone’s permission to come and definitely not Victor’s, but his body and mind must have been conspiring against him together because that only drove Yuuri into the most powerful orgasm he could remember having, making him bury his face into the pillows to muffle the unbidden scream that left his throat. He collapsed onto his bed like a doll with its strings cut, the strategically placed towel below him wet and sticky with the proof of his madness.

Yuuri suddenly had the feeling he had opened the door to something should’ve remained shut for the sake of his sanity, and he was proved correct over the course of the next few months, much to his chagrin.

#yuri on ice #umfb&mha #umfb #until my feet bleeds and my heart aches #thankyouforsteppingonus #fanfic #my fanfic #katsuki yuuri

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dahliias · 7 years

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hello children it me theye. i am playing my love, my life, dahlia. you can read about my trash monster below n as always pls come plot w me ,,,,, u all know how i feel about plotting

lmao so. this is dahlia day hayes, aka twin sister to dexter hayes, aka the sensible one

jus call her dahlia . there are nicknames her Favorite People can use (dee namely) but if ur not someone she actively likes she’ll probably pour her drink on you lmao

ok so dahlia is 22, bisexual but its like a men 5 / 95 women thing , like she can appreciate the male form but 100% if u dont eat ur girl out she will

so dahlia grew up in new york with a really irresponsible mum and a constantly growing family; her dad abandoned her, shes got 5 younger siblings she helped raise, it was a real fun shitshow

basically her entire life up until about 16 was her family -- dexter, her siblings, her mother, she was consumed with morning routines, bedtimes, diapers, sick children, dishes, laundry -- she had almost no personality outside of “caretaker”

except .... dahlia is lowkey p freaking amazing up in her head ? she’s amazing at engineering and math. she can fix microwaves, toasters, ovens, driers, cars, blenders. if something broke in the hayes household, it’s dahlia you’d hear little voices screaming for.

she also has a calculator up in that head of hers. she’s been doing advanced calc since 8th grade, and senior year she was bored in two different ap math classes.

when she was 16 she decided that she wanted to try to make something of herself. she thought if she could claw her way out of the poverty-stricken mess, she could eventually bring her siblings with her and they could live a good life

so she applied for hundreds, hundreds of scholarships, met with college representatives, took her s.a.ts three times to get her 2300, -- all behind her family’s -- and dexter’s -- back

mid senior year, she found out that, against all odds, she had managed a full scholarship, living costs + relocation fees included, to berkley. with this knowledge, she pushed herself, and graduated with a 4.5.

she didn’t know how to tell her family, so she waited until a family dinner a few nights after her 18th birthday that she’d be leaving them. it broke her heart, but she desperately wanted to pursue her dreams, she wanted to know more about the world, and see more things than just the view from her crowded bedroom.

she left for berkley in august -- and it was nothing like she expected? it was horrid. overwhelming. her dorm room was too empty. she missed her family. it was like they were inside of her, ripping her to pieces trying to drag her back to them. she loved berkley, and finally had found a place she truly felt like she could belong and flourish, but she couldn’t handle being so far away from her twin, her babies, and her mother.

during spring break, when she finally saved up through work study to return, she dropped out and stayed with her family again; she hated herself for giving up something she was so excited and passionate about, but she felt like she couldn’t justify leaving her kids just to be selfish

so she adapted. she started working, although illegally, at a little nightclub as a waitress -- it helped, some, that she looked young, because sleezy drunk men were always willing to tip a young-looking blonde a little extra.

she did a fair bit of illegal shit too -- she stole, she cheated, she pickpocketed, she conned, -- and eventually she ended up in underground fighting

she’s good, too. at first she came home with the shit kicked out of her every night, but she learned to anticipate the throws and learned where to hit to make it hurt, and how to use her body to hurt other people.

she only fought on the weekends, but it was enough at the time

dahlia also grew angrier. every morning when she got home from a fight at 5 am and had to slather drugstore concealer all over her face to help get the kids up for school and out the door, she hated that -- once a genius with potential -- she let herself become a criminal.

when dexter left the family, she grew hard; it’s hard to learn that you can’t even trust your family, but she learned that. she started working double-time, with half the time to sleep, waitressing and pickpocketing, fighting in safe rings on the weekends didn’t cut it anymore, so she started to go to rings where she would be pit against grown men; it was riskier, but the pot was much larger.

eventually, one of the various dads of her siblings came back into their lives and tried to push in as “father,” and her mother, a wreck, let him. he told dahlia he wanted her to work on moving out because she was a bad influence on his kids, and dahlia was furious -- who was this man? a stranger who had left her family in the first place? she refused, obviously.

as time went on, the man became more and more aggressive with her, leading to an actual physical fight. she hurt him, and he kicked her out of the house she’d been raising her siblings in basically since she was a first grader.

she had literally no one -- so she took what money she had from the last few weeks, and put it together on a debit card. her plan was stupid and half-baked, but she decided that she would track down her wayward twin and force him to return with her so that she could get back the only purpose she had anymore -- her family.

dahlia’s not a nice girl. she doesn’t pretend to be. she’ll be perfectly cordial and nice, but if you pull a tone with her she’ll go 0 to bitch in ten seconds lmao.

she’s not afraid of very much at all, and she has literally like four switchblades on her at any given moment, even though she’s definitely dressed like some mannequin at forever 21 lmao

she always has a lighter or a box of matches on her, and when she gets restless or agitated, she starts striking the matches, shaking them out, and throwing them on the ground, or flicking her lighter open and lighting it over and over again

she’s v unimpressed w the male population. thank dexter and her dad for that lmao 99% sure her favorite water bottle dead ass says “male tears” on it

honestly dee is so ?? edgy n mean n tough ?? but she dead ass dresses like any other lil preppy thing w her shorts n skirts n her sheer ass shirt and heeled boots, she loves the hot weather in marbella so far so she’s just like yes please i love shorts and i hate jackets

she had never actually seen the ocean before bc berkley isn’t in beach county, so when she got to marbella and saw the ocean in person the first time she finally found the one thing that scares her and takes her breath away lol

so sometimes she just sits in the sand looking at it bc she hasn’t plucked up the courage to go and play in it yet shes honestly so intimidated by the ocean . she’ll never admit it bc she is the Man Of The House but still

it took her a while to hunt down her brother, she started in france and ended up here via hitch hiking and sneaking into trains, she has no fear its insane , so she’s probs only been in town like 2 weeks.

she’s currently staying at a lil youth hostel so she only really has a nice army backpack full of three or four mismatched outfits and a toothbrush and a phone + charger that only works w wifi. she’s stealing toiletries from tourists and makes a living pickpocketing atm

she’s probably going 2 be too easy to convince to kick back bc she hasnt had a goddamn day off in 4 years

when shes mad move anything breakable out of the way and do not stand close to a bar because she will throw a beer bottle at your head and she will destroy everything you own

the only ppl in the world who see any gentility to her are her baby siblings and they’re not here are they ?????

if she Adopts u she will show u how soft and sweet and lowkey maternal she can be, but otherwise nah

i genuinely am so brain dead now i cannot think of many plots but i have 3 i really want below so pls:

someone who she can stay with in the longterm -- just because she’s gonna be here for a while and there’s only so long she can pay the fees to stay at a youth hostel and live out of a bag honestly she’s gonna want to buy a bra and wash it regularly; i’d love if these two actually get along well whatever that means. like she’s not a horrible roommate bc shes spent her whole life cleaning up after other ppl but she’ll probs steal ur clothes bc shes not gonna buy her own lol

someone who can help her just fucking unwind for two seconds like girl needs to chill i swear ?? like get her drunk. get her to actually stand in the ocean. let her listen to music and eat good food. she’s never got to be a teenager, she needs that

a person who lowkey caught her with their wallet in her hand and was like dude wyd?? and instead of throwing a punch or calling The Law Enforcement Officers they actually stopped for a sec n now the two are unlikely bffs and they are her Emotional Support even tho shes mean and bitchy and likely is gonna be like “sad??? sad?????? i do not feel that emotion. nut the fuck up. ‘sad.’ what a pussy”

#islandrp:intro #cries theres so muchbackstory

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flowerparkjimin-omeglechats · 5 years

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Bangtan Chat

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like BTS.

You: hi

Stranger: Celebrating the Grammy Nomination, The guys want to reward the most loyal hardcore fans. The boys want us to ask you 4 questions, then they are going to pick their favorite answers and reward the winners with different prizes like Special Editions of the new album, Personal video chats and phone calls, and Merch. If you're interested will need 3 things to start. Your first name, Your Age, and a way to contact you.

Stranger: Hello how are you.

Stranger: If you have any questions please ask will do my best to answer any questions you have.

Stranger: Oh crap she has the finger on the cheek thinking thing.

Stranger: :D

You: uwu

You: Uh my name's Mel, 13, my twitter is @namjinnominroll

Stranger: Hi mel my name is rob its very nice to meet you ok here come the questions the boys wrote these not us :D

You: ok

Stranger: First question: What's the craziest thing you have done being a BTS fan?

Stranger: btw love the twitter name

You: I haven't done anything crazy but I'd say probably completing the Love Yourself series

You: thanks

Stranger: ok next question

Stranger: Second question: What type of fan are you? (you can pick more than one) 1 The Bake Cookies type of fan. 2 I want to do them all type of fan 3. I want to kidnap them and put them in my basement type of fan. 4 I want to run around naked so they notice me type of fan.

Stranger: bonus point if you can figure out who wrote that question lol

Stranger: I just work here beautiful.. lol

You: The bake cookies type of fan

Stranger: LIes! lol kidding

Stranger: ok next question

Stranger: I saw the smirk i know your at least one more of those types lol

Stranger: Third question: How did you feel listening to the new album?

You: lol

You: Idk, I mean if freaking the fuck out when hearing IDOL Ft. Nicki Minaj play at my school dance says anything

Stranger: lol ok :D

Stranger: ok last question now this question is in fun do not take it too seriouly

Stranger: Forth Question: You know I have the guys Phone numbers, Skypes,Snapchats, and tickets and passes to get backstage, How would you bribe me to get me to give them to you? ( yes we have permission to give out the numbers, for those worried about invading their privacy, also this question is in fun not real life so have fun with your answers)

Stranger: Best answer so far a girl said she would bite of a dogs penis and feed it to trump

Stranger: I love that kid sick and twisted but brillant!

You: I'd probably train a duck to bite the dick of people who say BTS sucks but they haven't even heard anything from them and feed it to themselves

Stranger: ROFL nice

You: uwu

Stranger: ok give me a second to enter in all your info and send it off.

You: okay

Stranger: @namjinnominroll just double check spelling

You: yes

Stranger: and if you have any questions please ask

You: okay

Stranger: and OMG JIMIN!

You: how do you have their numbers?

Stranger: i swear that boy has some issues

You: How?

Stranger: I worked on the north american part of the tour, I work for livenation we have been helping big hit with the world tour

Stranger: next year its going to get bigger :D

You: ooh

Stranger: But you didn't see that

Stranger: it was all your imaganation

You: ?

Stranger: That the next tour is going to be bigger

You: oh

Stranger: we not spose to talk about whats hcoming

Stranger: coming

You: oh

Stranger: plus we are doing the contest so they guys are checking in

You: now I'm curious, is there going to be a new series?

Stranger: like Jimin but so not saying what he asked

You: oh

Stranger: New series not sure on that part, but I do happen to know there is a new ep coming in the new year

You: cool

Stranger: lol ok don't judge jimin when i tell you this tho

Stranger: its just funny as hell

Stranger: he's texting in english is done with an app so the translations can be interesting

Stranger: So he asked if anyone was entering the contest i said yes was talking to a very cute girl right now.

You: awe uwu

Stranger: His repsonse almost killed me

You: what did he say?

Stranger: "Does she have nice chest muscles"

You: WHERE'S EOMMA JIN??

Stranger: first off he is being a perv but CHEST MUSCLES i almost peed a little

You: EOMMA JINN

You: Where's Eomma Jin

You: ?????

Stranger: I have no idea atm

You: Damn, he needs to watch over his child's language

Stranger: Lol yeah but have to admit is a pretty good pick up line

Stranger: "Hey baby do you have nice chest musles"

Stranger: rofl

You: no

You: lol

Stranger: I was being sarcastic

Stranger: and i wasn't asking you im sure yorus are lovely

Stranger: oH you asked about new music didn't really finish

Stranger: They are talking about doing a new EP with english

Stranger: with the english track blowing up

You: Wish the best of luck to Jin

Stranger: On the music or his serch for chest muscles lol

You: Music

You: lol

Stranger: BTW you are all entered do you have any more questions or want to harrass anyone

You: LEMME HARRAS JIMIN

You: Jk

Stranger: ok what do you want to do

You: I'd rather bake cookies

You: lol

Stranger: im always up for harrassing him

Stranger: tour is like herding cats with them

You: how?

You: All over the place?

Stranger: oh they understand english pretty well until you need them to do somthing

Stranger: then its all we don't understand

Stranger: Wanted to murder RM lol

You: Why?

Stranger: he right threw me under a bus at a restaurant

You: He'd never

Stranger: they where all acting up and they all played the no english card so i had to calm down a manager there

Stranger: OH HE DID!

You: omg-

Stranger: But i got them back told the manager they were all from a mental hosiptial

You: Omg-

Stranger: and that rm peed the bed alot so it got him worked up when in public

You: oof

Stranger: and he couldn't defend himself lol

You: how? He's a smart boi

Stranger: cuase no english ya know :P

You: oof

You: but he knows english pretty well

Stranger: Yeah but he pulled the no english card so if he started talking in english the manager of the restaruant would have caught on

Stranger: Oh this i know lol

Stranger: but when they are in trouble they are like kids

You: I thought they were kids in their 20"s

Stranger: Pretty much

You: lol

Stranger: So any other questions

Stranger: and jimin just keeps saying "does she?"

Stranger: that boy needs a cold shower

You: harras Jimin in anyway possible

Stranger: ROFL

Stranger: Don't say that to me im evil

Stranger: lol

You: no kinky shit lol

Stranger: ROFL i wasn't even going there! pevert!

You: lol

Stranger: sadly tho when you said that it gave me an idea lol

You: omg-

Stranger: you behave!

You: okay

You: I will

You: I promise

Stranger: that smile is scary

You: lol

You: I destroyed my buttons on my jacket

You: Funny thingn it's RM's jacket

Stranger: No i was just going to joke with him.. have you pose like your showing off chest muscles, (not really tho) send him the picture and then blur it so he think its phone is messed up

Stranger: Off topic

Stranger: your jacket buttons are messed up ?

You: they fell off somehow

Stranger: like the snap?

You: yeah ig

Stranger: yeah it happend to a few of them take it to a talior they can put new one on for you for a couple of bucks really reasy

Stranger: easy

Stranger: the snaps are cheep on the jackets sadly

You: ik..

Stranger: or your just abusive to your clothes !

Stranger: lol

You: I'm not even that strong

Stranger: SO how should we mess with jimin

You: they just go flying off

You: idk

Stranger: Stop taking off your jacket like the hulk then!

You: I never fuck with anyone, Instead I feed them

Stranger: well you can help me mess with him then be all like poor baby and feed him

Stranger: lol

You: lol

Stranger: Don't worry i wont rat you out that you helped mess with him

You: lol

Stranger: So i need ideas who

Stranger: tho

Stranger: wow typo city today

Stranger: First give me a respone to his "DOes she texts" lol

You: "does she texts" bitch the fuck?

Stranger: yeah after eh asked about chest muscles i stopped repsonding so he keeps sending "Does SHe??"

You: bitch no lol, I don't got chest muscles

Stranger: I kinda want to say "yes they are amazing but her penis is bigger than mine and it hurts my feelings"

Stranger: But i think his translation app will explode

Stranger: and iam so sorry if that was way graphic

You: I thought that was funny lol

Stranger: and yest you have chest muscles and im sure there awesome!

Stranger: Thats why your buttons keep breaking it can't hold in the awesomeness of your chest muscles!

You: nah bruh, but don't ask or that probe would make you a pedo

You: I don't have any lol

Stranger: Im not a pedo

You: how old are you?

Stranger: 22

You: p e d o

Stranger: Listen we are joking around atm.

Stranger: nothing more

You: ik lol

Stranger: I just didn't want you to feel bad about yourself one thing on here is you girls are too hard on yourself

You: i know, but I honestly don't feel bad if anyone calls me anything negative

Stranger: Good it doesn't matter what people thing

Stranger: Think OMG

Stranger: You cute as hell own it and let them deal with it

You: if there's anything I learned from BTS, it's to love yourself no matter fuckin what

Stranger: thata girl

Stranger: and thats why guys will go all pedo for you :P

Stranger: BTW going with the penis line for jimin

You: okay lol

Stranger: "They are amazing, but her penis is bigger than mine"

You: lol okay

Stranger: Is it bad i want to send him a picture of you to just confuse the shit out of him

You: go for it lol

Stranger: Only with your permission

Stranger: ok so pose how ever you like

You: lol

Stranger: and i will delete the picture when its sent

You: okay

Stranger: ok so pose

Stranger: got it

You: okay, great lol

Stranger: he will be all confused (btw i will make sure he understands in the end you do not have a penis)

You: Lol okay

Stranger: unless you do then thats even more awesome!

You: I mean- who knows? maybe I do, maybe I don't

Stranger: Don't matter if ya did rock on with your bad self

Stranger: and that litel fucker!

Stranger: llittle

Stranger: OH HE IS SO DEAD

Stranger: lol

You: what'd he say lol

Stranger: "She is very cute girl, her penis is not bigger you just woman"

You: lol, he's a smart boi

Stranger: Well BTS Is now oing to be a 6 piece

Stranger: Little bugger its on now!

You: lmao

Stranger: and i know your on his side!

You: Jimin"s?

Stranger: "send more picture she very pretty"

Stranger: Oh yeah

Stranger: i know your on his

You: why?

Stranger: hmm who side is the die hard BTS going to be on? hmmmm band member or Road lacky

You: maybe none lol

Stranger: the send pictures is what he just texted

Stranger: ok fair enough

You: jk, dead ass BTS

Stranger: like i said i just work here

You: lol okay

Stranger: I lost a bet and got stuck on this gig, but thankfully you have renewed my hope in people

You: I have a snapchat, I could send better quality photos there lol

Stranger: pervert!

You: BRUH

You: I DONT SEND THAT TYPE OF SHIT

Stranger: OH DONT PLAY ALL INNOCENT your smile cracked so wide your head almost turned into a pez

Stranger: ROFL

You: Bruh I can't smile?

Stranger: You can smile as much as you want its a very nice bonus to this gig

You: I swear tho, I don't send anything inappropriate

Stranger: Im just picking on you its alll good

You: lol

Stranger: and you can do whatever you wanted to i don't judge people

You: I'm innocent although I do have a dirty mind

Stranger: everyone does and nothing wrong with that

Stranger: only one rule!

Stranger: Dont ever do something you don't want to do, or do it just to make someone like you

You: I won't, they should like me for who I am

Stranger: That a girl.

You: uwu

Stranger: then once they earn it show them the freaky side and you best to make them fear for there life!

Stranger: lol

Stranger: in the best way possible :D

Stranger: sorry lol so off topic

Stranger: bestowing my pevert wisdom!

You: lol, so exposing that I wanted to literally kill one of my best friends cause she dated my ex crush?

Stranger: Oh thats shitty, don't worry people liek that will get there come around

Stranger: Karma does exist!

Stranger: Just tell him that she was born a boy

You: lmao karma already got her\

Stranger: and the clap back for the boy who saids they did stuff with you

Stranger: "I don't know i couldn't feel anything it was so small"

Stranger: will ruin the boy

You: It ruins any boy lol

Stranger: pretty much

Stranger: and its fair if thats the type of loser they are

You: Like for instance, Jimin, except he's small himself

Stranger: yeah is kinda a pocket rock star

You: lol

Stranger: BTW what do i say about more pictures

Stranger: got to keep him on the leash lol

You: idk, just drop my snapchat lol @brendunyuri

Stranger: lol you send him pictures he would prob start saking for it

Stranger: I still say we should fake a chest shot and send it to him lol

Stranger: all fucked up blurred and digitaized

Stranger: get him all drooling and shit lol

You: I mean, if it's actually Jiminie then I'd send pics whenever, just nothing inappropriate lol

Stranger: Oh im not asking for any of that

You: lol ik

Stranger: I was just saying fake it then blur it so it looks like you are lo

You: lol

You: anyways, gtg, it was nice speaking to you

You have disconnected.

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Scotland? - Fook me we did it!

OK, so it’s been a month….an amazing, crazy, mind blowing, awe-inspiring, really shit scary month since we took that “one small step for man, one big step for the Jacobs clan” onto Scottish soil.

It’s actually been 9 months since we first had the crazy thought, on a Sunday afternoon, over a couple of glasses of wine and an ever-challenging scrabble board – to emigrate. That in itself is a story for another day.

Hats off to us, we did it. This was officially the first time in my 40 years of life that I have EVER, I repeat, EVER boarded an airplane. I honestly cannot say that I will be a frequent flyer. The drunk guy to the left and the terrible toddler to the right on our second flight might have put me off, just slightly, for any adventures in the near future. Now that we are here, I can honestly say (in the most clichéd way ever) it was all worth it.

I absolutely, totally and completely….love this country. Scotland is freaking amazing!

On that note though, there are a few things that I could warn my fellow Saffers (Nickname for South Africans who immigrate, just in case some of you didn’t know) about. Brace yourselves, it’s scary out there…

1. It is beautiful. No, I mean it is really, really beautiful. All those photos you have been seeing on the Facebook pages you have been following (for me it was Edinburgh Spotlight and Iconic Tours – you guys rock) are not a touch on the absolute beauty this country holds.

2. ATM’s – this country does not believe in cash on hand. It is pretty amazing, but should you need cash, stop being so bloody lazy and go to a bank! SA has ATM’s on every street corner, but in Scotland you need to plan your route to get cash at the bank whenever you happened to be in the area. Apparently (or so I hear from the lovely ladies who I currently find myself sharing an office with) you can ask the cashier at any of the major retail outlets for a cashback on your purchase. They will then include the amount of cash you want to withdraw to your purchase and hand it over. If only I had known that in the first 4 weeks were here!!!

3. On our arrival in our beautiful new home, Kirkcaldy, I needed to catch a cab (taxi) from the train station to the flat. That’s where I had the amazing pleasure of meeting Bob, the cab driver. Bob was my first actual introduction to the Scottish culture. I will always remember him and his beautiful description of the folk he loves so much. “Luv, no matter what….just warn the young ones to not take everything we say to heart. A Scotsman has a way with words, and we don’t hide any!” Well “Fook me” he wasn’t joking. The Scots are the most honest and open people I have ever met. If you peeve him – he will tell you so. If they enjoy your company, expect pretty much the same expletive – just with a totally different meaning.

4. I can still hear it……. “It’s so cold there.” “You are crazy to move to such a cold place.” “The weather will kill you.” Well thanks to you bunch of nay sayers I didn’t pack a single piece of summer clothing. I will have you know that the only place it is cold – is outside. The percentage of time you spend there on a normal day (work and all included) – 2%. Inside the buildings, it is more than toasty. We have turned the radiators down to a minimum in our house and I still sleep in a pair of hubby’s boxers and a t-shirt. It sure as hell isn’t cold. A simple good quality jacket and a lovely home knitted scarf is all you need for the days spent outside. I know winter is still coming, but I’ve survived a week of snow and I’m still here to tell the tale.

5. These people drive like me – slowly! I love driving to work and imagining all you wonderful folk back home who would be swearing in a number of your 11 official languages at the lovely chaps (people) on our roads. The top speed limit in my area (and that is on the highway) is 80km/h. Yes, you read that right! The most amazing thing is that we all drive that speed and NOBODY (except maybe the one in a million idiot) pushes the limits here. You get into the wrong lane and cut off a round-a-bout (circle back in sunny SA), well don’t you worry lassie…the traffic will all slow down and give you a gap to get back into your lane. I mean, what the hell?!

6. The meat. Well, honestly, when it comes to SA nobody and I mean NOBODY can compare to the meat. We might not have your T-bone steaks, boerewors or “oepsies”, but the one thing I can say about Scottish meat – it is thick! OK, I know that sounds strange, but when I put a chicken in the oven, it comes out the same size (no shrinkage). When I cook a pre-made chicken hamburger pattie, it is exactly the same size before and after. Their meat does not shrink. It is wholesome and has precisely 0% fat. Yes, I know a lot of you are thinking that’s not a good thing. But hey, look in the mirror tomorrow and honestly say you wouldn’t want some 100% fat free good tasting meat on your plate for dinner. (OK, shut up – your meat is good, but I need to convince myself that the healthy way is the best way)

7. The schools are (excuse my enthusiasm here) astronomically, amazingly, awesomely fantastic! The primary school does not focus on actual subjects. They believe in developing a child’s social skills and creativity before they hit the big bad world of high school. I will admit that they go to high school much sooner (at the age of 12), but once there – there is no stopping them. The high school has not only had two interviews with my eldest child before placing her, but they have assessed her personality and skills, chosen her year according to where they feel she will fit in academically, chosen a classmate to be her mentor based on her personality and last but not least, they are adjusting their “assessments” (exams) to suit my child who has just immigrated from South Africa. She will not be writing (or rated on) the comprehension exam as she has not read the books and her understanding of the Scottish poetry will be challenging. I mean, really, what school does that?!

8. My post box (slot in the door). This has probably been the most exciting part of moving to Scotland. Every day when we get home there is a new parcel or letter waiting for us in the passage. Their postal system REALLY works. I cannot believe how much they rely on the postal service to communicate. The girls are so excited when we get home – it’s apparently like getting a Christmas present every day to them.

9. Oh lest me not forget…..heated towel rails and double glazing. These are two of my favourite things. There is not much more to say here, except that “These are a few of my favorite things”

I could carry on for hours, but overall this country rocks! There is soooooo much legislation involved in getting here and working here, but in the end, I understand it completely. Everything works!

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