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captainswhore · 17 days

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you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.

he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.

his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.

"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"

you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"

and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white

(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)

#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy #shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up!#i still don't know how to tag SHIT #but imma try my best!!#john price drabble #john price x reader #john price x reader drabble #john price smut #john price x reader smut #oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird #cod smut #cod x reader #cod drabble #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader #task force 141 smut #uuhhhh #yeah that works enough #im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO

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willowser · 3 months

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shouto accidentally gets drunk while out with you and some other friends and he's sitting there in the heat of the bar, watching you smile bright and laugh wholeheartedly with your hair a little messy and your eyeliner smudged a bit—and he gets suddenly and completely overwhelmed with the desire to kiss you.

which is exactly what he does when you manage to get him home. it's kind of awkward because he doesn't kiss many people and he's also drunk and gangly and looming over you, but you let him crowd you against his front door until the both of you nearly run out of breath.

and you push him away gently with a quiet laugh, telling him, "okay, slow your roll, loverboy. how about we do this when you're sober, huh?" because you're not sure if he means it and you don't want to get your hopes up for something he won't even remember tomorrow.

but he absolutely does remember it, and now he can't look at you without feeling that unfamiliar white-hot strike of desire lighting up his body.

#oh woof.#like. shouto's whole life flashes before his eyes LOL #i have this thought that he doesnt realize he's into you until he's INTO you #and then all of a sudden he is and it's everywhere #he's like. oh wow what is this feeling i think i need to swallow you whole.#LMAOOOO #DONT MIND ME BEING SO PREDICTABLE AND WRITING HANDSOME AWKWARD MAN WHO IS A CLUMSY KISSER #my bread and butter tbh !!!!!!#turns out i just had todoroki thoughts in general while i was out LOL #not strictly about touya LOL #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: shouto

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wasyago · 6 months

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old cub drawing that i completely forgot about 😭

the magic man erased himself from my memory

#it was drawn in june💀#i was quite proud of this design compared to my old one.... what happened.....#maybe there was a reason i didn't post it and i forgot it as well. that'd be awkward. uh oh #hermitcraft #cubfan135 #my art #sketch

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t00thpasteface · 2 years

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whenever they invent a new kind of guy the first place they send 'em is the cash register of a food service employee

#we were both incredibly confused by this interaction but for very different reasons #'oh but shebbz what if he was just taking the piss' NO the awkwardness was so thick you could cut it with a knife #this guy was dead fucking serious. he had no idea #art #sketch #shebbz portrait #orig #undertale #napstablook #comic

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thepunkmuppet · 19 days

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HAPPY GERARD DAY HELLSITE!!!!!!!

YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!

#UGH oh my fucking god I’m so in love with them I could CRY his smile :’) what a lad #he’s just cheesin #as he should tbh he literally awkward photo grins just like me #anyway I hope he has a wonderful day and that he’s happy!!<3333 #I’ve really genuinely had such a great time getting into mcr this past month it’s been so fun #thank you michael romance sir(s) I love being annoying and insufferable about things :)#gerard way #gee way #jared wee #gerald wave #jordan whale #gerry keay (real) (I swear)#mcr #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #my chem

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mmmairon · 8 months

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Home was the only place left.

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#something about diluc coming home after 4 years just beyond exhausted everything no longer in his control severely wounded #trodding on his horse through his cecilia garden during the wee hours of the morning. adelinde will surely get a scare. oh well.#bending canon that he had his vision. anyway. wanted to make a piece that had some vague storytelling behind #it for the viewer to come up with their own assumptions #is the blood on his arm his or an enemy’s??? it’s up to you #i started this painting august 18th of 2022 lawllll i hated every moment of it but godbless it’s done #diluc #my art #genshin impact #diluc ragnvindr #diluc fanart #shoutout to my right arm for referencing the awkward angle of holding the sword #nice thing that i’m muscled ❤️❤️❤️

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bonus-links · 1 year

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RUINS, pt.11

first | <<prev | next>>

#this update was supposed to have 3 more pages but i injured my back before i could finish 😔#apologies for it ending in an awkward place bc of it #add another update yet again lol #bonus links #bonuslinks #bonuslinksdotjpg #main comic #loz #loz au #skyward sword #botw #breath of the wild #OH ALSO i know the hylia statue is in a different location in game i uh. added a new one. or i moved it. make up ur own reason lol

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tricoufamily · 8 months

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willoughby hair overlays redux

pre swatch update, i made these hair overlays. now those are pretty much obsolete, except for old cc hair, so i made some new ones! the original swatches are included in this untouched, so you can just delete the old version from your mods folder

click for no reshade pictures

as i said last time, it won't work perfectly with every hair, that wouldn’t even be possible

hair bows, clips, headbands, and other hair accessories will likely also change colors

not intended for ombre hairs. but it actually looks pretty cool sometimes tbh

versions located under brow ring (left), mouth crease, and tattoo (upper chest)!

doesn’t affect eyebrows or facial hair so strictly maxis match ppl look out

highly recommend using a custom hairline

works for all ages and frames. won't work well with infants, though (the non-cc hairs at least)

base game compatible

disabled for random

the black is for when the ea non-blue black is grey for no reason 🤢. the original black overlay is ok but sometimes i find it makes that swatch too dark and you lose detail in the texture. this black is just a little less intense. so i recommend that one for the non-blue black and the original for the blue black swatch!

download (sfs)

#that beckett picture oh my goddd oh my god. oh my godddddd #they're all beautiful god #thank god THEY'RE replacing those old previews. that was a really awkward era of my sim style #i was trying to go more towards realism but i hadn't quite gotten it yet #ts4 #ts4cc #the sims 4 #s4 #s4cc #ts4mm #s4mm #sims 4

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neytui · 2 months

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How would you feel if you get a compliment for the first time in 300 years

#httyd #how to train your dragon #hijack #rotg #hiccup haddock #rotg jack frost #httyd hiccup #my art #art #rise of the guardians #jack frost #hiccup #frostcup #I heard this audio and go oh yeah it's them #cuz jack has indeed eyes like sapphire #and Hiccup it's too mesmerized with them #my two awkward boys

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theelmoarchive · 2 months

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Guys I swear it's not Jay again I swear it's not-

*this drops out of my pocket*

😨😨😨

#No!! Not my favorite character who is continuously mischaracterized by fandom!! Oh jeepers!! 🤯🤯🤯#marble hornets #jay merrick #Mh jay #mh jay merrick #Marble hornets jay #Jay mh #Im sad that his neurodivergent and depression traits that aren't just “quirky and awkward” are completely looked over #Let autistic coded characters be less empathetic please #Let characters be less emotional and less vunerable in that sense #Anyway 🙄🙄#marble hornets fanart #jay merrick fanart #mh fanart #Wrote a whole essay in the tags but sigh. The world isnt ready for it #my art teehee

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lilislegacy · 2 months

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*the 7 demigods and some of their families at a get together*

tristan mclean: i still don’t love that 3 teenage couples were all on an isolated boat together. for weeks. including you, pipes

piper: don’t worry dad. coach hedge was very strict. there was no funny business allowed

leo: yeah especially after the percy and annabeth scandal. i mean,

you should have seen how much coach yelled when frank found them in the stables the next morning-

annabeth and percy: LEO!!

leo:

piper:

jason:

thalia:

hazel:

tristan:

nico:

frank:

frederick chase:

mrs. chase:

paul:

sally: no please continue. i’d love to hear this

percy: *glares at leo*

leo: *accidentally catches on fire and runs away*

everyone:

frank: i looked away quickly, i swear!

annabeth: YOU DIDNT NEED TO!

percy: YEAH ALL WE DID WAS-

annabeth: PERCY OH MY GODS SHUT UP!

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deoccchi · 3 months

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Finished the fallen version and . . . well, I let my delusions win 😇

#dol #dol sydney #degrees of lewdity #m!sydney #sydney the fallen #corrupted!sydney #pc #dol pc #I had more fun designing this version ngl #maybe bc I let myself be fully delusional #oh yeah btw #sydney looks like a sheep in wolfs clothes to me #and I think he'll be into visual-key thingy #and uhhh #thanks to everyone for kind words #i'm a bit awkward but I read everything and all #i'm really gratefull🥺

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pinetreevillain · 10 months

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I Trust You Part 1/3

#rottmnt #my art #fanart #rottmnt timothy #comic #future donnie #future timothy #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt oc #the pulverizer #oh boy here we go #pardon how fucky and awkward some of it looks #i drew this back in november #and i have hidden it on my patreon sinc january

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islandofthesnakes · 6 months

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Continuation of this post

hehe i tried to replicate pre-timeskip artstyle but zoros too damn hard to draw

#zosan #one piece zosan #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #one piece #my art #oh ye i was too lazy to draw the top zoro so i traced a screenshot i took #dont crucify me for that #as an apology i'll doodle zoro by himself when i have the time #the comic looks a lil awkward bc i did this when i shouldve been finishing a project hehe

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ffiveseasons · 7 months

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I’ve been out of the Hazbin/Helluva fandom for a while now, (although I still lurk) but wanted to post this bc the implication that all of the overlords have to occasionally get together to have, like, group meetings and shit is so funny. Like, these hoes all have to sit at a table and act like everything’s all peachy-keen and talk about the weather like they don’t try to kill each other every year for territory lmao. Like, Alastor and Velvette being in the same room and probably having to brainstorm ways to keep the Exterminators away is fucking hysterical. It’s like when you were in high school and got paired up with your mutual frenemies to make a group presentation.

#OH OH BTW I am POSITIVE that they all do that awkward #‘we-don’t-get-along-but-are-being-forced-to-interact-so-I’m-going-to-make-my-face-expressionless-and-talk-in-a-bland-monotone-voice’#thing that people do when they see someone they don’t like at a party #Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #Helluva Boss #velvette #Valentino hazbin hotel #Vox hazbin hotel #Charlie Morningstar #Cherri bomb #Vaggie hazbin hotel #vaggie #Husk hazbin hotel

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squiddlysq · 27 days

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Murderbot's interview with Station Security when it first arrived on station went extremely well

#murderbot #the murderbot diaries #secunit #ayda mensah #senior officer indah #WHERE IS HER FANDOM TAG #I like to think Pin Lee & Mensah r thru the one way glass just losing their fucking minds #Indah calls Murderbot 'Security Consultant Silly Rabbit' ONCE & gets an absolute bollocking off Mensah for it #my wife & I were in TEARS abt this yesterday so I sat down n put in a fuckin 10 hour shift at the clip studio factory to churn this oot #I love Murderbot ! I think it sucks. failing social QTEs at all times #fucking. oh shit an awkward pause. QUICK ! Say something !!! 'I'm her silly rabbit.' WHERES THE NEAREST AIRLOCK #squiddlyart #squiddlyvids

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