#No No It’s Not

Just more spankoffski’s and the eldritch horror that haunts them cuz I know nothing else ~

Just some silly guys and gals from around town

the way i see it, colin has three options for handling the repercussions of kissing michael on the pitch in front of everyone:

gatekeep: by some miracle no one caught the kiss on camera so colin's sexuality is kept between him and any fans who happened to be on the pitch near him. the safest option.

girlboss: keeley gets the pr challenge of a lifetime handling the story of the first active premier league player to come out as gay. rebecca is tall and powerful and intimidating in the press room making it clear that richmond stands behind colin one thousand percent. the most realistic option.

gaslight: straight-up blatantly lying. not because he's ashamed or because he thinks he can actually convince anyone that the kiss didn't happen, but just because he refuses to let it be a big deal. acts like he has no idea what anyone is talking about if asked anything related to his sexuality. he doesn't claim to be straight, mind you, he just pretends to be extremely confused about why they're asking because he never kissed anyone in the middle of a football pitch at the end of an internationally-televised game? when presented with photo and video proof of the kiss he says that was some other richmond player named hughes who wears a number 12 jersey. you don't know him, he goes to another school. the funniest option.

sorry for bullying charlotte but....

From Assia Wevill’s journal, in reference to Ted Hughes | The Bloody Chamber, Angela Carter

Am I supposed to be the little girl? I'd like you to be. TED LASSO — 1.03 “Trent Crimm: The Independent”.

AGH HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!! (ft., ofc, our favorite ot3)

I CAN'T FUCKING HANDLE THIS OMG

also how is no-one shrieking about my man Isaac?

shakespearean-inspired meltdowns aside (whattamanwhattamanwhattarenaissanceman), the guy spent an entire evening doing the verbal equivalent of herding stray cats, and mediating between an entire room of ungovernable himbos just because he knew they all needed to be together after that disastrous match. my man wanted to spend the night partying in Amsterdam and instead ascended to hitherto unseen levels of Team Dad because he loves his boys and needed some proper team bonding. how could anyone have anything but love for Captain Rolos?

☁️🌈 he's a rainbow

THEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

do it for him.

Knowing “Nerdy Prudes Must Die” was the first idea the Lang brothers had for Hatchetfield makes the whole series so much funnier.

Like, did they know in “The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals” that the weirdo who demanded a hot chocolate would be the leading man of the high school horror show?

Did they know the prude they mentioned a few times would be a homophobic murderer who defiled a corpse, fucked a ghost, and became a vessel for dark lords?

Was the homeless man joke in BEFORE the recast because they were still brothers, or not?