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#oh my LAWRD
funnierbunny · 7 months
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"a fun job only they can do".
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waterghostype · 6 months
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not so tall now are you
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i was looking for charles pics in his ig when i saw this...
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oh singapore gp 2019 for my ferrari 1-2 🥰
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rosiethorns88 · 2 years
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New sketch-a-wish, voted by my wonderful Patreons for June! I’m so emotionally exhausted after this one 😩✨🧡 SPOILERS FOR SONG OF ACHILLES BELOW: *********** So the expressions here! It didn't much describe it in the book, but I had to think about how these two would react to each other during their reunion. Thinking about each of their last interactions, I would find Achilles possibly be feeling a tossed salad of surprised and sorrowful and elated at the possibility of being united again (especially the double whammy of mourning Patroclus’ death, and then not finding him in the afterlife). Meanwhile, for Patroclus: simply joy, knowing Achilles was finally there for him to reach out and have him. (oh my gawrsh, I'm tearing up typing this... 😭) So that's what I tried expressing here~
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sodidumb · 3 months
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10/22/2022
Witch Hat Atelier (Tongari Bōshi no Atorie) fanart of a scene that I remember being like-- "awww that's freakin adorable I love character development"
If there are any take aways from this, read Witch Hat Atelier it's such a fun, fantastical, magestical, extraordinarical, uhhh enchantical read about a girl learning to be a witch after dreaming of becoming one when the world told her it was impossible- but some very unfortunate circumstances gives her the opportunity and like- you follow this girl earnestly trying to learn magic while also there being a very sinister plot happening in the background i sure hope nothing goes wronggg.
I wish I could ramble more. I don't want to spoil. Please read it if you haven't already the story and art is stunntastical
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milksnake-tea · 5 months
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sometimes i think about jungle juice (the webtoon) bc goddamn if it isn't one of my favorite webtoons of all time ITS SO PRETTY
#thinking out loud 🏵️#THE HARD PART OF BEING A WEBTOON LIKER IS THAT UR SHIT IS SO UNDERRATED SO THERES LIKE . NOTHING FANDOMWISE#anyways huijin my wife and breeder my other wife#I NEED TO FIND OUT HIS ACTUAL NAME I CANT GO ON LIKE THIS#DO U KNOW WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN UR LIKE oh my favorite character's name is breeder LIKE GRGRGRGRRGRG PULLS HAIR#is there a valid reason? yes. is he fucked up? yes. do i still want to kick him. yes.#also lawrd save me bc i have no experience w korean names and so i know the character when i see the name but lord if u asked me to spell#their name rn#im fucked#id die immediately#i only know suchan huijin and like#professor ji??#IS IT JI OR JIN I FORGOR#anyways#i love this webtoon sososo much never thought id say that abt bugs but#yes#id recommend it to ygs if u want new webtoons to read#the art is phenomenal and the storyline is amazing#and suchan does struggle altho hes pretty overpowered it's believable enough because he gets beaten up by stronger people#like carl#god i love carl#forgot to mention him earlier but hes literally the hottest person in this damn webtoon#or maybe im just a dilf liker#also bro has long hair so ERM#OH YEAH ALSO UHM THE WEBTOON IS DARK THO#maybe thats too late to say .... is anyone still reading these#if so hiiiiiiii ily#BUT YEAH THE WEBTOON HAS LIKE SUICIDE ATTEMPTS AT THE BEGINNING CANNIBALISM HUMAN EXPERIMENTS A SHIT TON OF DEHUMANIZATION AND YEAH SO GL#anyways i love this webtoon go read it might write a story abt it idk i love insect ppl#oh and breeder is the villain BYEEEE HES SO FUCKED UP BUT GOD HES HOT
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surgeofsuren · 2 years
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the people making original work really deserve way more recognition, but we've been having this discussion for years and its just not improving huh.
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telffiin · 10 months
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i just got a forsus appliance
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ch0coc4t · 2 years
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“This...This is a scientific discovery!” Flug practically squealed in excitement, almost in a similar manner of his squeaks whenever he gets startled or scared. “I can’t believe it... you... you have a laughter button right here! Nonono, no squirming away from me!” The doctor followed, making sure that he could get a chance to actually be a teaser and make someone laugh. Namely you. “Anddd... got you!” He claimed as he got you into his grasp, which he gladly pulled you into his lap for simplicity and ease to reach for the ‘laughter button’ or rather, your navel. “Aaaa...tickletickletickle! Yep! Definitely a laughter button right here. Just listen to how adorable you sound!” He teased as he continued wiggling his finger into your navel, being silly as usual. He always got super silly when tickling someone. It made it lighthearted and sweet, so, nothing to complain about. “Truly, I’m surprised it’s scientifically possible for someone to be this ticklish. I think I should keep going. Someone has to document how ticklish you are after all!” He would’ve been obviously smiling if he wasn’t wearing the paper bag, his tone was obviously giving that away. “So, allow me to test and document this. Are you ready? Mhm? Very good! Tickle tickle tickle! Kitchee kitchee koo!”
(Enjoy your Ler!Flug once again!)
(- 🌃 anon)
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vampiree-555 · 13 days
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WHY IS NO ONE TALKING AB THISSS????
the "oh my~" lawrd have mercy
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cyb3rspyd3r · 10 months
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"MINE"
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pairing: e!42 miles x blk! fem reader
genre: fluff , protective miles
miles = dark purple you = pink (naisa is you)
a/n: whew lawrd i got so many damn books to post .. yall in for some treats good JESUS , but trust ima get yall requests soon i promise
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you were walking back home from the store , it wasn't too far away from where you live , so walkin won't a problem .
on the way back you heard your phone buzz , taking it out of your pocket to see who texted you. "1 new message from: Miless 💘."
miles was texting you to ask where you were at , worried on why you weren't home yet since he was at your house. you texted back smiling , reassuring him that you'll be fine , and your're on the way. butttt miles looked over that , and face timed you.
when you answered , he was side eyeing the camera , on the game that he set up in your room. "didnt i tell you to ask me before u use my tv?" you sighed , looking around your room to see what else he had done.
"yeaa sorry ma , my ass was bored waitin on u , but where you at?" miles fully turned his head towards the camera , squinting trying to make out where you were at.
you put your face all up in the camera , makin faces and laughing. "ma im not playin , where are you" he put his controller down , speaking in a more serious tone which made you back up from the screen.
"chill , im on my way ri-" suddenly , a boy who looked about your age came up to you , cheesin away. you kept walking , not interested.
the boy started walking behind you , trying to talk to you which .. didnt play out well. "yoo u from here?" he managed to catch up to you , trying to walk beside you.
miles heard the male's voice which caused his head to shoot towards the phone , picking it up looking around your surroundings.
"yea , i'm from my man's place , move along ." you snarled , walking faster looking at your phone to see miles with the most annoyed facial expression ever.
"aye not gon lie he prolly a bitch like most niggas round here , i could fs do better lil ma" this was miles last straw .. womp womp.. "oh hell na ." miles said before taking a good look at where you were , and hanging up.
the boy heard the voice coming from your phone as you walked faster , causing him to laugh. "aye was that him? see he prolly mad at u now , come fuck wit a real nigga" at this point you were irritated , not wanting miles to be mad at you because someone else tried talking to you.
"nigga fuck off , been said i got a man thats yo cue to leave . actually that ain't even my man , we married. so bye.." you went to imsg on your phone trying to text miles to get this boy away from you as soon as possible , he was pissin you off at this point.
miles texted you back with a simple "omw mami." which caused you to look around , seeing if he was anywhere in sight.
after a few minutes of this bum still tryna talk to you and follow you , you felt hands around your waist walking with you , causing you to quickly turn around trying to move until you noticed it was your bf , miles.
"the fuck?? this yo man?" he looked miles up and down , which pissed the both of yall off. you opened your mouth to say something , but before you could talk , miles did.
"nah nigga im her husband , i know u heard her say she taken so why u still tryna fw her? take yo big boosie fade head ass on somewhere bruh and getchu a retwist , yo ass got butterfly locs atp" miles laughed a lil at his own joke , meanwhile you were crackin tf upp
the boy side eyed yall , and walked off mad asf , you and miles were still crackin up at the back of this nigga head , retwists do not exist to him
"ight ight jokes aside , you lmk when shit like that happen we cant have niggas lookin like THAT tryna fuck wit you naisa" he wiped a few lil tears from his eyes due to laughing , you did the same.
"nigga did not give up.." you thought of the things the boy said , making you cringe.
miles put his arm around you , walking back home and kissed you on your forehead.
"mine."
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h-harleybaby · 1 year
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HEY POOK!!
I found your page this morning and OH MAH LAWRD 😻 WOOF WOOF WOOF, ya know? 😔
Take your time with this request, because I don’t want you to get stressed..
But remember those Eric and Kyle oneshots? Where you are Kyle’s bf but they have their way with you? 😳 (wowzers)
WHAT ABOUT THAT WITH ERIC AND BUTTERS??? LIKE PLS ERICS GF AND BUTTERS JUST SO HAPPENS TO- AHH😩
keep me in ur thoughts 😏
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OHHHHHH???????
I’VE BEEN LIKE- TRYING TO WRITE ANOTHER KYLE AND CARTMAN ONE BUT I SUCK AT WRITING KYLE- Cartman and Butters on the other hand???? OOOOOH MAMA (says this as I write whatever comes to mind while I’m at lunch and feeling really embarrassed about it)!! Also I’m like half sure you meant Butters x Cartmans gf reader right??? Sorry if I’m wronggg
Also dw I always think about my anons /hj I love y’all sm
Anyways, thanks to @tiniedemon and @hand-writxen for the ideas while writing. I was stuck on this for the LONGEST time and felt super bad about it. As per usual, I’M NOT SHIPPING THEM IN ANY WAY!!
HAS NSFW CONTENT
Butters x Cartmans gf reader
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• Let’s be honest, Cartmans a bit of an voyeur- so when Butters came up to him real apologetic about having a lil crush on his gf it gave him the best idea
• That’s how it started, all of y’all expected it to be a one and done thing BUT NOPE
• But who tf knew that Butters was super fucking horny??? Not you-
• Anyways, the both of them take turns on you ALL THE TIME! It’s mainly because they don’t hate each other so that makes it a hell of a lot easier
• Y’all ever heard of double penetration??? YEAH THATS THEM- JUST HEAR ME OUT ON IT
• They’re both kinda impatient (difference is although Butters might get antsy he can wait, Cartman refuses to) so like, double penetration does happen quite a bit
• Butters has like, no chill tho. He’s super obvious about his crush on you and how he feels about you, dudes ALL over you and it’s kinda cute ngl. It annoys Cartman tho so it usually ends in him making Butters watch y’all fuck or something and not letting him touch you to remind him who’s gf you are
• Butters gets so whiny too, he’s desperate to touch you and he’d do literally anything Cartman tells him just for the chance of a bj or something
• Cartmans a sadist so he usually makes Butters get on his knees and beg or something. That part’s not even sexual he just likes feeling the power 👀
• Tbh Butters is a really sweet, passionate guy so most of the time he puts your pleasure before his own. In his eyes, you come first so ofc he’s gonna make you cum first even if he has to edge himself
• But omg those few times where he really lets go and he’s really rough and uses you 😩
• Anyways so enough of that, ngl Cartman really likes watching Butters eat you out. Sometimes after he jerks off to y’all he has post nut clarity and thinks he’s a lil creepy but that’s like, immediately gone because he realizes he doesn’t care enough
• Honestly, I can see Butters fucking you but Cartman being completely in control the entire time
• He says he wants Butters to edge you? It’s done. He wants you guys to overstim yourselves, DONE
• He loves seeing Butters edge you and himself. Definitely likes seeing the tears of frustration and taunting you about it, calling you his crybaby
• Butters definitely whimpers while edging himself and gets really caught up in how good you feel, hehe Cartman edges himself a couple times too while y’all do 🤭
• Hear me out, he’s super mean about cumming. Literally will not let either of you cum until he does from you sucking him off
• I dunno, orgasm denial is just a huge thing here ya know? Like in his eyes (at the moment) y’all are just fuck toys entertaining him 💅
• Cartman is such a control freak but it’s honestly kinda hot to both of y’all. Butters is definitely more on the sub side a lot of the time so it works out for you guys
• NOW YOU GOTTA HEAR ME OUT AGAIN ‼️ the both of them like watching you get yourself off using toys. Also mutual masturbation ngl. They jerk each other off while watching you <33
• Like I said, orgasm denial is a huge thing so Cartman probably makes you get off on some sort of vibrator but doesn’t let you cum for the longest time because he wants you to beg. He starts rubbing off on Butters at some point and he starts doing similar things
• Would not be surprised if Cartman makes you get off on his shoe (def a new pair he only uses for that purpose because ew, germs) while the two jerk each other off
• EHEHEHE imagine Cartman makes you fuck yourself on a dildo and watches because he says you’re not ready or even worth him and Butters dicks yet
• Definitely says you have to work for it and likes watching you do it. I swear no amount of preparation prepares you for the both of them at the same time. FUCKING ANIMALS
• Anyways, Butters is probably secretly into pegging. Just hear me out ok???
• He really really wants you to peg him while Cartman fucks you (in Cas’ words, a lil train)
• Omg so like, jerking him off while you peg him and Cartman just jerking off the whole time because damn who knew you looked super hot while pegging someone
• I feel like Cartman really likes seeing his cum on your face and at the end of y’all’s… session the two of them usually jerk off on your face and tits
• Butters definitely thinks you look super pretty with cum on you while Cartman kinda sees it as a hot degrading thing
• Sometimes this kinda stuff happens in public where they’re both horny and they literally fight over who gets a blowjob from you because they don’t have much time or privacy
• Anyways, both literally love a good creampie so you best believe that both of them do creampie you. CONSTANTLY
• Round after round man, Cartman just really likes seeing it drip out of you. Probably smacks your pussy (somewhat lightly) just to giggle as you whimper before fingering it back in
• All that is just an instant boner for both of them. THEY’RE INSATIABLE I TELL YOU, INSATIABLE
• Before y’all go out sometimes they both cum in your underwear and make you wear it out after rubbing it in, this definitely isn’t something I saw on an NSFW twitter acc that made me giggle and kick my feet
• They’ve both ruined and owe you SO MANY panties because they keep using them to jerk off or they cum in them. FOR SOME REASON IT STAINS AND JUST RUINS THE PANTIES and both of them feel so proud of doing that
HERE YOU NASTY PEOPLE I’VE FED YOU WITH THIS DECENTLY LONG DICK HCS THING
All jokes aside I really liked writing this so ty for the request babes <33
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hrtgallant · 1 year
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ok I don't want to overstate the obvious but black sails remaking silver's epithet to be about his long fucking memory is fantastic. like they didn't have to do that because the rumours about nassau's pirate king made him out to be a giant and that could have been left as the origin of the name. and yet - in this story about stories and testimony, silver's 'greatness' (morally neutral term here) is not about his physical size (like in TI) but is instead linked to his memory, to him being the one who tells the tale and the one who gets to the urca gold again after all these years. btw the man who made long john silver is the one who knows where the urca gold is. memory memory testimony stories memory this show will not leave my head oh lawrd
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oh23 · 3 months
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GUYS.
SO I READ "PET".
ANCEL.........OH MY GOD......MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS...... HE IS SO.........OUH........AND IDK WHY BUT THE ?????? THING WITH BENEGER?? (fuck thats his name right? i forgot) (it sounds like vinegar now im not sure,, ANYWAY)
ANCEL.........I TOO WOULD BID INSANE AMOUNTS FOR YOU.........GOOD LAWRD
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knockcare · 6 months
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ough my lawrd....
Oh Im loosing my marbles... Oh greedy greedy phil...
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strawberryhound · 2 months
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brain rot vtuber asset (oh lawrd)
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worst creation of my entire being. anyways IN MY KO-FI SHOP NOW !! LINK HERE
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