The movie: Okey-dokey artichokey.
Husband: Okey-chokey, artidokey.
Husband: I tried.
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Interviewer: “so what have you been doing in New York? Eating pizza? Seeing Times Square?”
Jonathan: “I really like the way the steam comes out of the subway 😁”
Reminding you of this interview because the boys are cute and smiley even though the questions are dumb
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“But we’re all unreliable and broken somewhere inside and sometimes it seems desperately attractive to be unrooted and breathing nothing but your own solitude. That’s how people find each other and understand.”
—Natalia Ginzburg
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"theres a chance that im the guardian but i dont know what im supposed to be guarding! this is not my time either!"
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Getting close to the end of this creepy hostel manager saga y’all and it’s hilariously spiralling
Soooo this car wrecker dude I befriended finally came through with a hella cheap but awesome car for me yesterday (told him on the phone I need the car to leave the hostel ASAP)
Me and the creepy manager go to pick it up and the wrecker dude goes, “So, when are you leaving for X town, then, now that you got your car? 😃” as I hand the money over (bless his cotton socks but he probably just blew my cover)
Creepy manager goes rigid and gives me a death glare. I make the bullshittiest comeback of the century with a lie on the spot. Phew. Saved.
Cut to a conversation in the car on the way back. He helped buy me some groceries a week or two back and he knows I’m broke. We’re discussing money and he goes, “Well, you can’t leave now anyways. You owe me money. I own you.”
I’m driving the car and am like
“I’m not above opening the passenger door right now and tossing you onto the highway.”
Anyone who knows me and my past with these type of people knows that this dude just sealed the deal for another epic escapade of mine
So, I’ll be ditching the creepy guy next week and catching up with the girl he harassed to give her the actual owner’s details to get this guy fired
But uh cue the 80’s song montage until the weekend when it’s all over I guess
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Babe I have had the SHITTIEST last few days I cannot tell you how much your Mentalist liveblogging has cheered me up when I needed it (even if you are ahead of me by over an entire season now HELP). You always put a smile on my face.
awww i'm sorry you've had a shit week : (
but i'm so glad you're enjoying; happy to be even a little bright spot for you 💕💕
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LEMME MARRIE GABRIEL
archangel of mine heart
QUIET PLEASE HE DOESNT NEED YOUR HEART, JUST ASK HIM FOR A COFFEE SOMETIME
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“how is that a foul when I got the ball?!?!”
down’t ever change babe 🤣
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Chapter 3 of my avatrice wings of desire AU should be up Thursday or Friday. I’m really excited about this chapter (and the coming chapters) things are getting interesting.
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Did they finally add polls to Tumblr???!
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