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Kirby petting a chicken. All is very normal
Under the cut are my doodles this animation was based on :)
#this is my latest personal animation for fun!#I would've added the chicken running away from Kirby with a salt shaker#but i wanted to get this video out soon#oh also I voiced the Kirb!#kirby#animations#fanart#after effects#adobe illustrator#chicken#hal laboratory#nintendo
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TOP 5 FAVORITE KIRBY CHARACTERS
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AUGHAHGSBABDH....I LOVE ALL OF THEM SOSOSO MUCH <33 BUT HERE'S SOME OF THE ONES I THINK ARE VERY COOL (plus my thought process when drawing them)
6. cmonn... its kirby. kirby from kirby. he's such a wonderful fellow and so awe inspiring and cute and manifestation of love and friendship. he's a bonus but how could you not love him.
5. pitch!!!!! i love him i love him i love him. og birb with g r e e n colors and squeaky little design. plus he's super fun to use in DL3 :] to me he is a 7 year old kid who wants to be included with the big kids, and tries to act all cool and tough to impress them (but he really just loves his mama). i like drawing him with giant ahoges/head feathers, as well as giving him that long side-beak that i'm pretty sure i got from pato from pocoyo??
4. susie is amazing and wonderful and has a beautifully complex character that more people need to recognize!!! she's a capitalist and constantly has a condescending sales representative demeanor, but at heart she's just a playful girl who loves pink and ice cream and her dad that never got to have a full childhood to experience them. ALSO cyborg susie! i like to think her father let her choose one body modification each year on her birthday, but after the portal incident, she's been giving herself so many alterations that she's barely organic anymore (her voice is very AI sounding to me). uhh i like drawing her with little stars on her cuffs, and as of late i've been making her hair very fluffy (it has the same texture of a barbie doll)
3. RIBBON AAAA!!!!!!!!! i'll admit as a kid i did not like her but god she is a joy. that is a little girl! look at her! i love the idea of her being just a weird little chihuahua girl who performs seances regularly and knows the entire history of weaponry. also her being the crystal knight/guardian of ripple star headcanon!!! 🗣️🗣️ she is 100% the queen's adopted sister prove me wrong. lastly, i try to draw her as heart-shaped as possible— wings, head, hair, bow, eye highlights all vaguely resemble a heart and that is my biggest rule when i draw her. her little coat thing is inspired by @//somethinginworl 's design <33
2. bandana dee is my heart and soul and we tolerate ZERO disrespect for him here. even in canon, he's got one of the most well-defined personalities and backstories for a non-villain character! (in my heart he is the waddle dee from 64 and you can pry this from me with my cold dead hands) he's grown sososo much and i love how hal recognizes his development :]]] he may never amount to the same power as kirby, but goddammit if he doesn't have a heart and will of a true warrior 💜 i don't have a lot of idiosyncratic design choices since he's such a simple character, but his bandana ears must always be HUGE you hear me.
1. um. if you can't tell. i am very normal about adeleine. her moves in SA are super fun to use (and challenging), and oh my goshhhh the angst potential here. i am begging hal to bring her back in future games, especially with the more ancients-focused lore being incorporated recently. at heart though, i just really adore seeing her draw and paint amidst all these magical creatures in her life <3 she's slightly shy but super passionate, and is definitely kirby's big sister with her advice (especially in the storybooks!) and nicknames for him (kir-kun/kirbs in the manga). i caved long ago and gave her curtain bangs, and i really like dressing her up and experimenting with different outfits! *breathes heavily* the happy little artist kid makes me a very happy little artist kid 🫶
thanks for listening to my ramblings! in all honesty all of the kirby characters are my favorites and choosing just 5 is very hard and thought-inducing! :]
#if i could write a book about all my little interpretations and headcanons for these guys i would#you know a series is good when all the characters are your favorites<33#i deeply apologize for the walls of text aa#i hope the doodle makes up for ittt#i have so many thiughts about them you have no idea#*asks what my favorite kirby characters are* (i will not shut up for the next 3 hours)#kirby series#kirby#ribbon kirby#bandana dee#bandana waddle dee#susie haltmann#susie kirby#adeleine kirby#pitch kirby#pitch the bird#veves ultra cool art#ask
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cherry waves. | charlie walker 🍒
cw: male!reader, angst(?), blowjob, handjob, premature ejaculation(?), virgin!charlie, bottom!charlie. omg artie writing a story with actual plot??? 😱😱 also very ooc charlie. :3 i meant to write something VERY different when i started this, but it snowballed. HEAVILY.
charlie was off limits, you knew that. he liked kirby, you also knew that she happened to like him back. but ever since meeting the boy, you haven't gotten him out of your head. you tried to push those feelings out of your brain, though they only dug themselves deeper over time.
"ever notice how many blond girls are in this town?" you ask as you sit yourself down next to charlie on his couch, beginning the movie that both of you had decided on earlier. for a moment, charlie seemed to be in a bit of a trance, staring at the wall silently before you snapped your fingers in front of his face. "hellooo?"
charlie flinched slightly, blinking his eyes and then looking at you. "oh, uh.. i guess there are." he mumbled back, his eyes now on the television. he had been weird around you lately. ever since he caught you talking to kirby alone, he was only jealous, he knew that nothing was going on between you two. but even if there were something, there was nothing he could do about it.
you and charlie sat in silence as the movie went on, something that wasn't too common between the two of you. you weren't even sure if he was watching, he seemed to be thinking about something way more than usual. but, you decided to break the silence. "..you know i don't like kirby, right?" you say, your voice cracking every so slightly do to not speaking.
charlie looked at you, though he didn't look relieved or anything, simply.. neutral. "okay, thanks." he mumbled back, once again looking at the tv.
you started to become fed up with him. he had been like this for weeks. "charlie." you say sternly, pausing the movie. at least that got his attention.
"hey!" he whined as you turned off the movie. you rolled your eyes, holding the remote so he couldn't grab it from you.
you sigh. "why have you been acting so weird lately? everytime you're around me you get quiet, did i do something?" you questioned, becoming more visibly upset with him.
charlie, on the other hand, was a bit taken aback. "have i?" he tilted his head, seemingly unaware of how he's been acting.
you scoffed. "yes! you've been quiet, you haven't been talking to me! if it has to do with kirb-" "it doesn't!!" he cut you off.
"it's not-.. it has nothing to do with kirby." he began. "...i-.. nothing, never mind." he shook his head nervously.
"what is it?" you question.
"nothing, it's nothing." he stated.
you bit the inside of your cheek, not allowing yourself to scream out everything you wanted to say. like how you didn't like kirby, which he knew, but you would add on how you like charlie. and how you have for what's felt like forever.
you sigh, standing up off of the couch to leave, the remote falling from your hand and onto the cushion with the quietest 'thud'. "w- wait!!" charlie accidentally shouted louder than he meant.
you held back a groan, giving him just one last chance to say what he would like. "i- it doesn't have to do with kirby.. 'cause i didn't-, i don't like her." he admits.
you raise a brow. "oh? and who is it that you do like?" you questioned further. "is it robbie?" you joked with sarcasm.
charlie shook his head, "no, no.. it's umm, somebody else." you rolled your eyes at the statement.
"who? me??" you guessed again, though you assumed you'd be wrong. turns out you were wrong to think you were wrong, as charlie stared at you for a moment, then down at his lap. "oh.. shit." you laugh, kneeling down in front of charlie. "really?" you ask, a hand placed on his knee as you looked up at him, forcibly making eye contact.
charlie frowned and nodded. but you smiled. why were you smiling?? you always confused him. "for how long?" you ask, your hand trailing up to the zipper of his jeans.
"ever since... i went over to your place and um, you had just gotten out of the shower.. your hair was wet and you were on in a towel." he slowly explained, face flushed red at the memory. and at this point, you were pushing his pants down.
"is this okay?" you asked. he nodded."
"yeah. i've just never.. um, you know.." he trailed off. you smiled and nodded, pushing his pants down to his ankles, along with his boxers. he wasn't hard yet, but that changed the moment you started jerking him off.
"do you think about that often? the time you saw me straight outta the shower?" you teased, feeling him harden in your hands. you ran your thumb over the tip, causing charlie to shudder.
he gulped and nodded. "mhm, yeah, i do." he groaned quietly. his dick was so sensitive. you giggled at how quick he was to fall apart, he was already melting into the couch and you hadn't even started to suck him off yet.
"hm, it's nice to know you like me back." you murmured before spitting on his cock to use it as lube, ripping a loud whimper from charlie.
the moment you took him into your mouth, his whole worldview shifted. he let out a little gasp, groaning lowly at how it felt to be deep throated. he listened to every sound you made. the way you choked when you first took him in your mouth, the sound of your spit mixed with his precum when you sucked. this was heaven to him.
charlie had never felt anything like this. the closest he had ever gotten to this was probably when he first started using lotion when touching himself, but this was even better. your mouth was warm, not to mention the visuals. you looked at him with your eyes wide, he could tell you were watching just to see his reactions. but fuck, was it sexy.
he couldn't help it. he was about to cum. his cock twitched in your mouth, signaling his release. you continued with how you were going, you knew he would cum quick, since everyone knew he was a virgin.
charlie's cum flooded your mouth, going down your throat. he came a lot more than you expected. you pulled your mouth off of his dick, making a little 'pop!' sound. "..how about i stay the night?" you asked charlie. he simply nodded, still panting and trying to catch his breath. he decided then and there that you had given him the best orgasm of his life.
#charlie walker#scream 4#i ❤ rory culkin#rory culkin#denial is a river in egypt#rory culkin x reader#rory culkin smut#scre4m#scream smut
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Incorrect Quotes (ssenmodnaR Edition)
Now that it's been a while since "It's Gotta Be Perfect," SMG4's once again feeling comfortable with the idea of being more ambitious with his videos. Thankfully he has learned his lesson and won't be striving for perfection, and he also won't be trying to go it alone. Instead, he's taking inspiration from the man he was designed as a self-insert of and putting together a production crew (of actual employees, not enslaved Toads. That's another low point he doesn't want to go back to.
Next up on the applicant list is Baljeet, for some reason, who's been asked to put together a meme compilation as a test of his editing skills.
"Alright kid, show me what you got."
"Of course," he moves to hit the play button, but pauses to add, "I should warn you, however, that it is a bit... strange, at certain points." He hits the button before 4 can ask what he means.
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FM: *gestures incredulously at a car* Who parked their car...
*the view shifts slightly to reveal a jpeg of a BLT under one of the tires*
FM: On my sandwich!?
Steve: I did!
FM: *gets so angry he explodes into a coin*
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*MarioMario54321 and Tari face each other on a version of final destination, with MM wearing a Duel Disk and Clench transformed to fulfil the functions of one*
MM: You ready?
Tari: *grins* Born ready.
MM: Well then... *starts using the Yu-Gi-Oh! intro Yami voiceclip* It's Time to D-D, DD-D-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *D-ing continues as he starts spazzing out*
Tari:
Clench: 'da fuk?
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Elanore: *runs around in an office building, throwing raisins around like confetti* RAISINS! RAISINS! THEY USED TO BE GRAPES!
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Meggy: *wandering through what's clearly a Zelda dungeon for some reason*
Random Evil Wizard Dude: *appears from the shadows, pointing menacingly with a staff* Stop right where you are, Maddy.
Meggy: *gasps* How did you almost know my name?
Wizard Dude: I have approximate knowledge of many things.
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Desmond: *sitting on a bench, minding his own business*
Franky: *rises up behind him* I can smell you.
Desmond: *jumps up in shock while yelling in Homer Simpson's voice*
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MM: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Perry: *assumes a fighting stance in the middle of a warehouse while Doof does an evil laugh off-screen*
Doof: You are too late, Perry the Platypus! I am now... *drives on-screen in a forklift* FORKLIFT CERTIFIED!
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*this would work better in a visual format, just picture Paige doing the same actions as the music video while Crabcake keeps showing up in the areas they point out in funny poses*
Paige: Now everything smells like salmon!
My shirts!
My couch!
My sheets!
If I had a couple more square feet,
I imagine this would not happen!
Everything smells like salmon!
Straight-up salmon.
Smell it from the bed to the door,
when you're living in a space that's not much more than a cabin,
well sometimes this happens
Everything smells like salmon.
FUCK IT UP ANDI!
Andi: *epic keyboard solo*
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Avatar Kirby: *reenacting Speed of Kirb...through the Showgrounds, while the SMGs watch him through the coffee shop's window with resigned annoyance*
SMG3: I'm not helping him if he pisses off Marty.
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*back at the Yu-Gi-Oh! duel, Tari and Clench have resorted to playing against each-other while they wait for MM to hopefully pull himself together*
Clench: ...Well this sucks.
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*The Abyss and Juliano are in the middle of a fancy restaurant...for some reason*
The Abyss: I poisoned one of our glasses, but I can't remember which.
Juliano: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine.
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Mario: Fuck you, Baltimore!
Bob: If you're dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend,
Mario: You're a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hells Cars!
Bob: Bad deals!
Mario: Cars that break down!
Bob: Thieves!
Mario: If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Big Bill's,
Bob: You can kiss my ass!
Mario: It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker-
Bob: You'll fall for this bullshit!
Mario: Guaranteed!
Bob: If you find a better deal,
Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass!
Bob: You heard us right!
Mario: Shove it up your ugly ass.
Bob: Bring your trade!
Mario: Bring your title!
Bob: Bring your wife!
Mario: We'll fuck her!
Bob: That's right! We'll fuck your wife!
Mario: Because at Big Bill Hells,
Bob: You're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Mario: Take a hike!
Bob: To Big Bill Hells!
Mario: Home of Challenge Pissing!
Bob: That's right!
Mario: CHALLENGE PISSING!
Bob: How does it work?
Mario: If you can piss six feet in the air straight up-
Bob: -and not get wet-
Mario: You get no down payment!
Bob: Don't wait! Don't delay,
Mario: Don't fuck with us, or we'll rip your nuts off!
Bob: Only at Big Bill Hells!
Mario: The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!
Bob: Hurry up, asshole!
Mario: This event ends the minute after you write us a check!
Bob: And it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Mario: Go to hell!
Bob: Big Bill Hells Cars!
Mario: Baltimore's filthiest,
Bob: And exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland!
Mario: Guaranteed!
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*several robed figures stand in a circle around a chained up Teletubby*
Robed figures: Chanting in unison, chanting in unison, chanting in unison... (yes, they are actually chanting the words "chanting in unison" in unison. it's even an actual voice clip from the Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius.)
Luigi: *opens a door to whatever room these guys are in, sees what's happening, and swiftly backs out the way he came*
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Hex: *dancing to Buck Bumble's theme music*
fucking Jerry the Goomba kid: Buck Bumble sucks, ya dumbass!
Hex: *the music stops with a record scratch and she slowly turns her head to look at him with a vacant expression*
A Few Seconds Later
Hex: *back to dancing, now with Jerry's burning corpse off to the side*
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MM: DDDDDD-DUEL! *finally done, he looks up to see that Tari got tired of waiting and left* Ah, crap.
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"...The hell was that?"
"That is what I said! Oh sure, give all the weird stuff to Baljeet! It definitely will not make no sense without context! I do not think some of them are even from our universe, and I am not sure how that is even possible!"
"Well...it's at least well-edited? Might work as part of a "Ssenmodnar" video or something, we haven't had one of those in a while. I'll, uh, I'll get back to you later, alright?"
After he leaves, Baljeet sighs and looks back at the monitor, "I need better clips."
#smg4 ocs#incorrect quotes#episode idea#i wish squid memes were real au#smg4#baljeet tjinder#smg4 fm#minecraft steve#mariomario54321#smg4 tari#smg4 clench#elanore haltmann#meggy spletzer#paige spletzer#crabcake the salmonid#andi finn#desmond the basketball#smg4 franky#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz#kirby#smg3#mario#bob bobowski#luigi#hex haltmann#jerry the goomba#the abyss#juliano
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No gremlin he knows her knows her, like knows her name and knows kind of who she is! He knows!
Having just come in through the front door, at a more manageable height, Gremlin hesitated before nodding. "I was… kinda getting that impression. Deeds, is it cool if I ask you how much you knew about Beep before you got here?" He requested, the king a thrown off at being the one questioned now. "Mm, might as well at this point." Dedede shrugged. "I didn’t say anything about me or you guys-" Beep insisted, her father patting her with a wing. "I know you didn't, sweetheart." Reverie reassured her.
"Those grey folk told me a few things. So did a friend of mine." The penguin explained. "Who?" Kirby asked. If they were a friend of his, they were almost certainly a friend of the hero's as well. "Yeah, who? I get the anons blabbing, but I don't like the idea of somebody else knowing." Gremlin prompted. The mention made it click for the Matter. "Blue." Beep stated to which Dedede nodded in affirmation. "Yeah. He vouched for you. Brought me a whole book's worth a Matter research to convince me, actually." He detailed.
"Blue..? Gooey?" Kirby thought aloud. "Nah, the old man. Metaknight." Dedede clarified. The four adults all reacted with varying degrees of disbelief, shock, or even fear. That the knight, of anyone, had both known about Beep and had gone to bat for her was a lot to take in. But, for her part, having only known him as Blue, the Matter began to realize for the first time since seeing him that the old veteran was trying to help her, not get rid of her. "He was talking to you that day…" She muttered. "We talked for hours, heh." The king chuckled.
Something else bugged her still. "Wait, who the hell is Gooey, why do people keep talking about Gooey??" Beep questioned, Dedede looking at her with some surprise. "Ah… yer telling me you lot never mentioned Gooey to her?" He addressed her family. "Who?" Reverie asked, looking at his brother. "I, didn't?" Gremlin hesitantly questioned no one in particular. "…ah. I guess I, assumed you'd told her, Grem?" Luna thought, getting a frown from him. "Hey, you knew, too-" He began to argue before the king raised a hand to cut him off.
"He's a Matter with two eyes. Blue, long tongue. The only Matter anyone knew 'bout til now who was friendly." Dedede explained. "He's one of my best friends!" Kirby chimed in. "Two, eyes?" Beep repeated, before catching the last bit of what he'd said, eye widening. "…friends…" She murmured. Seeing her uncle's discomfort, she added, "To be fair, they only started telling me things recently, so-". The king looked at the three with some judgement, but also understanding and they couldn't help but feel guilty for it. "But they’re telling me stuff now!!" Beep added in their defense.
Carrying on, he faced Beep. "Yeah, forget why he has two." Dedede replied. "He said it was supposed to make him a good spy. But he ended up a good friend instead." Kirby piped up, not able to pass up complimenting his friend. "Ah'll have to introduce ya." The penguin thought. "I wanna meet Gooey…" The Matter expressed, looking back to him. "A spy for what?" She asked. Helpfully, the hero answered. "A spy for Z-" Then Gremlin held a hand over his mouth. "Don't, say that name, ok?" He pleaded.
The puff's eyes widened as the Dream Demon lowered his hand. It didn't always occur to him how terrifying a figure the fallen villain was. "O-oh, sorry…" Kirby mumbled, staring at the ground. "…for that, yeah. Til he broke away cause he liked it here." Dedede continued. "Ah think he'd like ta meet you, too. Nova knows he hasn't got any other Matters to talk to." "…oh." Beep voiced. "I thought Dark Matters aren’t allowed to stay, you’re here for Rev." She expressed.
Dedede shifted uncomfortably. He figured he'd have to touch on this, but it wasn't easy. "…ah… have a bad history with 'em, truthfully. Ain't exactly a secret. Gooey was the exception, Kirb made a good case for him." He started. "Of course!! You couldn't kick him out after he helped so much!!" Kirby exclaimed. "Was still, real damn scared of them. Still kinda am… Til ah found out about you, ah wouldn't've wanted any other Matters here." The king told her.
Silence fell as Beep blinked, not entirely sure she'd understood that right. "You, aren’t gonna tell me to leave even if Rev stays?" She asked. All this time, it was her father's acceptance she'd been hoping for. She'd not dared to consider her own. The king's eyes widened. "Did you think..? …Beep, if ah'm gonna be 100% honest, ah was hoping to find you today and… just, let you know that you have a place here." He gently replied.
After a moment, she began shaking. "…Beep? Are you ok..?" Reverie questioned, placing a wing at her side for comfort. "I can stay…?" Beep asked, voice barely above a whisper. The penguin didn't need to think about his answer. "Yes, ah sincerely hope you do, too." Dedede said. She stared straight ahead at nothing. "…kid?" He tried, to no response. He sounded so far away now. To say she was reeling was an understatement.
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Did u enjoy the 1st A2Z compilation film?
Mod Blue: Heck yea I did!! It was awesome to see Zetto and Kizuna again !!
I think the movies are doing fantastic at adding extra context to the series, which I know some fans desperately wanted (especially in Kizuna's regard). It definitely shows the improvement that Kirb's had over his years of storytelling/animating, and it's nice to see it in the context of my favorite shark man.
Actually, wait, I wanna gush about all the new scenes:
First scene:
I think first off I wished we saw more of that "worse spirits" Zetto that I would have expected post-Episode 0, though it's also SO sweet to see Zetto being more happy-go-lucky; it helps tie into Plan Z's mention of how Zetto actually hated how Rockoon and Doubling used their job as an excuse to destroy the game
I think it showcases that Zetto DOES care a whole awful lot, but also that Kizuna truly does care for his safty (that shot of Kizuna staring at Zetto's glitched stump </3)
Second Scene:
I think this builds a lot of tension about how Alpha was never meant to be involved with Plan Z... also it's just sort of funny to see Kizuna swear and get huffy lmao
Third Scene:
I love seeing Zetto and Kizuna argue; I think it definitely showcases the Factbubble mentioning how Zetto scarcely takes "the mission" seriously while Kizuna is a lot more professional. I think it's also kind of cute seeing Zetto be all "EVERYTHING'S FINE" to Kizuna's "NO IT FUCKING AIN'T"
I think the part where Zetto and Kizuna are huddled around the antivirus leaves me in awe; knowing what eventually happens, and that Zetto is still SO hopeful about it... </3
Kizuna hiding the fact that Alpha's the one with the virus from Zetto, and Zetto being so trusting of her? Breaks my heart ;n; I feel she does regret not being fully transparent with him, but she's definitely putting the mission first above all else. Maybe because she cares so much about Zetto's wellbeing, that she wants to hide it for as long as possible before he finds out, knowing damn well that he won't react very prettily...
Fourth Scene:
This is my FAVORITE scene, genuinely. It gave me chills during Chris' sneak peak and it was even better when all finished! You can really hear the anger in Zetto's voice, and I think it goes to show how much Chris has improved as an actor.
He's genuinely fantastic at letting me feel for Zetto as more than a character (since like... that IS the point of storytelling lmao). There's so much frustration in his voice at Kizuna's brief "betrayal", and that his new friends are now involved with Plan Z. It's also really cool to see Kizuna's character expanded upon; her wanting the game shut down is something only touched upon in the Factbubbles, but there's also the huge conflict between her own interests versus putting Zetto's interests first since he was the one most impacted by the virus.
It's also just nice to see Kirbopher brood a bit lmao
In the Kirbopher part of the scene, I think the little part where he's conversing with Alpha through text is really sweet. Alpha would presumably only get the text, but you can tell Kirb's much more subdued and troubled in his voice. It's really sweet Alpha asks "You OK? We can talk about it, if you'd rather just hang :("; like, that's the cutest thing in existence! Obviously Kirb isn't gonna show himself being upset to Alpha, but it's fascinating to see how he hides that from Alpha here. It's incredibly sweet he does a little smile at the end of the scene; it shows that while he's beginning to get scared over his friends getting involved with Plan Z, he still does enjoy their company and it's his little conversation WITH Alpha that snaps him out of his "oh god, my friend has the arm-hurty virus!" funk.
Fifth Scene:
I love this scene as well; it shows the moment the happy-go-lucky Zetto we see throughout the movie turns into the scary shark man in Episode 5 (literally. his fangs turn into the shark teeth by the end of the scene lol)
Even though his tone is much more angered (once again: Kirb's voice acting is so much more improved and AWESOME), he STILL comes from a place of care; he cares about his friends, he cares about the game, he cares about SOFDTI's sacrifice...
Because this scene comes after Episode 4, it leaves me in awe that such a nice experience with his friends leads him to his obsession with with mission. It's BECAUSE he cares so much that drives him into who he'll be for the rest of the series.
Kizuna's somewhat snarky nature in this scene also gets me real good because she's hot because it adds a little playfulness to her character that goes sort of "Now THATS the Zetto I know" or "NOW you're focused, awesome <3" territory.
It's really cool to see THE moment Zetto gets the arm. I quite like the way he grabs and attatches it; It's not the craziest animation by all means, but it's just satisfying to see lmao.
Genuinely, Zetto's words are kind of haunting but also endearingly nerdy lmao. The way he emotes with the same hand the virus cut off, the way he reassures himself that Kizuna's the brains to his brawn, the way he wants the virus to feel the same amount of fear that HE felt towards it... I think it's a perfect segway into Movie 2, especially since it seems like we'll briefly see Zetto MUCH more troubled about his identity... and we know damn well it's gonna involve Episode 10 too.
Also, it'll have this frame. I hope the context is as slutty as this expression because I am in NEED to see Zetto manipulate mansplain manwhore his way out of this mess
#terrain of magical expertise#the main tag WILL see me love post. this is a Threat.#blue.txt#tome zetto#TOME
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Every year my fiancé and I review what we watched, read, or played over the year. It's our little content catalogue, so I figured why not share some of the best things of 2022 we went though and if any of you are interested to go and check them out!
Starting with movies, we watched a ton this year but these are probably my favorite 4 of the year: Everything Everywhere is a super unique movie that stands as my movie of the year. It does everything so well. RRR is a bombastic bollywood movie that depicts the greatest bromance I've ever seen. It's wild from start to finish and my runner up for the year. The Batman stands tall in an over-saturated genre of super hero movies. It has an artistic vision that feels lost in other super hero movies today. The Exorcist isn't new exactly but it's new to me and it really is as timeless as it has been. It's an interesting perspective dealing with the questioning of faith and what it can do to people.
Shows! No shock I watch mostly animated things and these are my top 4 among them: Morel Orel is just...so...difficult to describe. It's pure dark comedy but over the show's lifespan it evolves into a dark, deep character driven show about the roots of desire and sin. That and it has probably one of the most accurate depictions of an alcoholic abuser father I've ever seen. Primal. Pure art. Genndy, known for Samurai Jack and Powerpuff Girls, takes us to a pre-historic world with no voices. The show is carried by visuals and letting you feel every snapping stick in it's environment. While Orel is my show of the year, I can't stress enough how amazing Primal is too. Jojo in general. I finished Part 4, 5, and 6 this year but throughout ALL of Jojo, nothing beats Part 4. The small hometown with a small cast is just candy to me, but add in that strange Jojo sauce and MWAH. Love it. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared the TV show. You remember that web series from like 5 years ago? Well it got a show and it's just as dark and funny as before.
Video Gaming. I usually play the same games over and over so this year I made it my goal to only play new games to me. I did a pretty good job but didn't have as much time to play things as previous years, but here are my top 4: Yu-Gi-Oh. Guys, it's time to come clean. I'm an addict. This year I sunk so much time into yu-gi-oh. The physical game sure, but also Master Duel. This isn't my game of the year but I can't express the games I played this year without talking about my biggest time-sink... Chrono Trigger. It was my first time going through it and man I just love RPGs so much. It's perfect what do you want me to say? You either already know or haven't played it yet. Go play it. It's blows my mind what they were able to do on the SNES because some things in this game are better done here than in games TODAY. HOW!? Kirby and the Forgotten Land is just cute. It's Kirby. It's easy, simple, but sometimes a relaxing game is just as good as a hard as nails one. I just like vibing with Kirb and this is probably his best game in years. Pokemon Arceus was a crazy surprise. I didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did. Scarlet and Violet just came out and they're good but not as good as Arceus, which is weird, cause Arceus feels like a tech demo for Scarlet and Violet. Either way, this was a great time and throwing balls at monsters never felt as fun as it did here.
And that's my rant for things. Reading? I don't read enough tbh and I want to try to read more this year. I read One Piece like come on. Either way I'll disappear back into the void now and continue to make AND enjoy as much content as I can! Happy New Year!!
#my opinion#year recap#year review#movies#shows#video games#rant#blog post#year end post#happy new year#end of 2022#2023 goals#tumblr blog#artists on tumblr#content#content catalogue
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Kirby and the Great Adventure of Planet Robobot! Chapter 8
What awoke Kirby from his sleep was a flying butterfly.
Did it mistook Kirby who is pink for a flower? The butterfly perched on Kirby’s head and rested its wings.
Kirby opened his eyes slightly.
“Nnn~......? Huh......? Nikuman......?”
......As you could expect, he seemed to be dreaming of food.
Kirby heaved himself up and looked around.
A familiar scenery was unfolding before him.
Lush meadows run on to the end, and dense trees are growing everywhere. The sky is blue and white clouds are floating.
“Ah......”
Kirby recalled that incident.
Haltmann......Star Dream......the battleship......Susie......Pop Star which was mechanized.
“Was it all......a dream?”
Said Kirby to himself.
Seeing the scene before his eyes, he cannot imagine that such a nightmare-like incident really happened. Was everything all a dream......?
“What, if it isn’t Kirby.”
A voice was heard suddenly.
Approaching him with a sulky face was Btonkers the hoodlum
“Why were you sleeping there? Trying to pick a fight with me?”
“Huh? Not really.”
“Why are you breathing? Why are you opening your eyes? Why are you pink? Trying to pick a fight with me?”
Bonkers thinks whatever he sees as only picking a fight. In any case, he’s hard to deal with as he finds some sort of reason and tries to pick a quarrel.
Kirby didn’t treat him as an opponent, where Bonkers then said in a bored manner.
“Come to think of it, Waddle Dee was looking for you.”
“Waddle Dee?”
“His expression was different for some reason......he looked like an incident happened or somethin'. That guy’s weird.”
Bonkers seemed to recall it and lost his temper.
“He looked at my face and would say stuff like “Bonkers, are you alright!?” or “Are you back to normal?”. When I threatened him by saying “Quit screwing around, trying to pick a fight with me?”, he became all happy and said......“Thank goodness, you’re back to normal!”!”
Bonkers snorted.
“He’s mocking me, that’s what it is. I’mma beat that pipsqueak up the next time he says that.”
“No can do, Bonkers. I won’t let you bully Waddle Dee.”
“Hmph, how cocky. I’m always better at fights.”
Bonkers raised his shoulders and went away.
Waddle Dee seemed strange......so it wasn’t a dream? What made Bonkers, Chef Kawasaki, and everybody all strange......
Kirby decided to look for Waddle Dee at any rate.
Before long, he was able to meet Waddle Dee on the way to Castle Dedede
“Ah, Kirby!”
Waddle Dee’s face lit up as he rushed over to Kirby.
“That’s a relief! Knowing its Kirby, I believed that you’d be alright, but was worried......because I couldn’t find you.”
“Waddle Dee......so that wasn’t a dream, huh?”
Kirby made sure and Waddle Dee laughed.
“It’s not a dream! Popstar was saved all thanks to you!”
“It’s ‘cause the grass, the trees, and Bonkers all went back normal......I wasn’t sure if that scary thing really happened.”
“Then have a look.”
Waddle Dee pointed to the top of a mountain with the hammer he had.
Castle Dedede is in ruins. About half the walls of the castle are turned into rubble.
“Looking at that, you can know that it wasn’t a dream, right?”
“......You’re right. What about King Dedede......?”
“I’m gonna look for him from now on. Can you give me a hand?”
“Uh-huh!”
Kirby and Waddle Dee began running towards the castle on the top of the mountain.
“Your Majesty! Sire!”
“King Dedede~! Answer us if you can hear~!”
The pair continued shouting as they pushed their way through the wreckage.
But there is no response. Waddle Dee’s expression began turning more and more anxious.
“He should’ve come to his senses by now......but there’s still no response......”
“I wonder what happened.”
Kirby also became worried.
As he thinks of his battle against that uncanny Clone Dedede, he begins to miss the real King Dedede.
All they would do is argue whenever they meet, but he does wish to see him in good health.
“Heey! King Dedede! Answer me!”
Kirby raised his voice, and a voice was heard behind him.
“You still can’t find him?”
Kirby turned around.
“Ah, Meta Knight!”
Meta Knight jumped over the mountain of rubble and walked up to Kirby.
Standing before Kirby, Meta Knight shifted his voice and said.
“......You did well. Popstar was saved thanks to you.”
“King Dedede comes first before that!”
Kirby spreaded his hands and brought it to his attention.
“He must be somewhere beneath this rubble. We need to hurry up and dig him out......”
“This is him we’re talking about. No need to fret, we just need to look for him like this without rushing......”
Meta Knight adequately pierced his Galaxia between the rubbles.
Just then:
“Guwaahhhhhhh!!”
A voice was heard.
“......! Just now, that voice!”
“Your Majesty!”
Kirby and Waddle Dee cleared away the wreckage in a hurry.
What was dug out was King Dedede! The real deal, of course.
Galaxia stopped just before it could stab King Dedede’s stomach. Meta Knight himself was surprised by this.
“Oh my. I pierced him while I was tearing. Thrust it just a bit deeper and the king would’ve become a skewer.”
“You son of a gun!!!”
King Dedede jumped up energetically and grabbed at Meta Knight.
“The heck have you got against me!? Today’s the day I don’t let you off the hook!”
“Your Majesty......!”
Waddle Dee was overcome with emotion and jumped at the king.
“Thank goodness that you’re alright! I’m truly thankful!”
“Ahh? What......?”
His memories seems to have come back as soon as he looked at Waddle Dee’s tearful face.
King Dedede’s complexion suddenly changed.
“That’s right, where are those baboons!? How dare they wreck my castle......! Waddle Dee, my hammer! Hand me my hammer!”
“Y-Yes, sire......”
Waddle Dee gave King Dedede his hammer back in a flurry.
Meta Knight said to King Dedede with bloodshot eyes.
“Cool your jets, King Dedede. The case has been resolved.”
“What’d you just say!?”
“It all ended while you were sleeping under the rubble. Kirby took care of all those that tried to invade Pop Star.”
“Kirby did......? What’d you mean?”
“You see,”
Kirby shared what had happened while the king was buried, where Waddle Dee would fill in the missing gaps.
Having been listening to them with a serious look, King Dedede pulled his face once the topic reached “Dedede Clone.”
“My clone......so you mean my copy!?”
“Yup. But that was awful. That thing wasn’t King Dedede at all......”
“Kirby......did you do away with my copy?”
“Huh? Uh......Uh-huh.”
“You swine!!!”
King Dedede hounded Kirby with heavy breathing.
“How dare you make my adorable copy suffer!”
“Eh? Eh? But it wasn’t adorable at all......”
“The heck did you just say!? How could my copy not be adorable!”
King Dedede jumped up and swung his hammer down toward Kirby. Kirby is dodging it nimbly, of course.
“Wait, Kirby!”
“Aww, man......Dedede Clone might've been less bad!”
“What’d you just say~!?”
King Dedede chases after Kirby who makes a run for it.
Meta Knight saw how two were just as usual and sighed.
“Good grief......so it’s all back to normal? How turbulent.”
“......Sir? Over there!”
Yelled Waddle Dee, and Meta Knight drew his cape.
What Waddle Dee pointed to was a slender path leading to the castle. The road that Kirby and Waddle Dee came up from just now.
Two figures were plodding their way there.
“That’s......”
“It’s Secretary Susie and Director Kane!”
Waddle Dee is right on the mark. Susie and Director Kane are coming up the road.
Having made her way to the summit, Susie was about to say something with a smug attitude, but noticed Meta Knight standing still and suddenly became flustered.
“A-Ah......Meta Knight! Why are you here......? Could it be that you were waiting for me?”
“Absolutely not. There’s a limit to how conceited you can be.”
Said Meta Knight bluntly.
Susie asked nervously.
“Isn’t it that you want to get even with me? You’re feeling bitter about what you went through, aren’t you?”
“Star Dream was the real enemy. Fools who were merely pushed around by the Mother Computer aren’t worth calling enemies.”
Hearing his cold words, Susie became shocked and turned red.
“What did you just say......you’re taking me for a fool, eh......!”
Without confronting her, Meta Knight turned his back on Susie.
Susie squeezed her hand and muttered.
“Dang it......so......so cool......he really is dreamy......”
“Ma’am......?”
Director Kane looked at her with stunned eyes, where Susie then realized suddenly.
“W-What? It’s nothing. I was just......”
Susie stepped over the wreckage and said in a loud voice.
“......I just came to greet you all! To start off, I wanted to thank the native that destroyed Star Dream for us!”
Hearing her voice, Kirby who was being chased by King Dedede rushed over to her.
“Susie!”
“I made a nuisance of myself, Kirb......pink native.”
Susie corrected herself and continued with fast talk.
“For now, I’m grateful to you. Thank you.”
“But the president......”
“I’m done with the president! That guy got his just desserts!”
Susie spreaded both her hands.
“He rampaged and had his consciousness taken over all on his own......like an idiot.”
“Susie......”
“I feel totally refreshed. I’m over him.”
Declared Susie with a frank look, but Director Kane exposed her sneakily.
“Ms. Secretary was crying just until now......she seems to have a lot of things to mourn about......”
“Be quiet! You’re talking too much!”
It was when Susie hmphed and raised her face.
Waddle Dee said.
“There’s someone else that’s climbing up to the castle......”
“Huh?”
“That’s......don’t tell me......!?”
Everyone strained their eyes toward where Waddle Dee pointed.
A man is climbing up the slope with heavy footsteps. He appears to be battered with a hunched back.
“Eh......?”
Susie put both her hands to her lips.
“You’re kidding me......! H......How is that......!?”
“It’s the president!”
Kirby jumps up and yells.
“The president was saved too!”
Director Kane was taken aback.
“How could that be possible!?? Wasn’t his consciousness taken over by Star Dream and dispersed in space with it!??”
Meta Knight said.
“Hmm......Kirby must’ve taken Star Dream out before it could terminate him. Thanks to that, he managed to barely escape from death, eh......all things considered......”
Meta Knight continued in astonishment.
“The possibility for him to be thrown out into space and drift ashore safely to Pop Star would’ve been extremely low. He has the devil's own luck.”
Compared to his look brimming with majesty when fighting against Kirby, Haltmann looked like a completely different person.
His rich hair and imposing mustache are both worn out like a plant that hasn’t been watered for several days.
His face is gaunt and his suit is tattered as well. He looked like he grew much older.
“Ughh......ahh......”
Having finally climbed the slope while dragging his feet, Haltmann looked at Kirby and the others with a fatigued look.
“Who......are......you all......?”
“Sir!”
Director Kane was the first to run up to him and take his hand.
But Haltmann weakly shook off his hand.
“Wha......What is it? Who are you......?”
“It’s me, sir! I am Director Kane from the remarkable lab which supported the prosperity of Haltmann Company!”
“......I don’t care.”
Haltmann rocked his body and said with vacant eyes.
“Where is......this? Who’s......Haltmann?”
“Looks like he lost his memories.”
Said Meta Knight.
“It’s not unreasonable. After all, his consciousness was taken over by Star Dream and he experienced the horror of moments before termination.”
“Star......Dream......that’s......”
Haltmann twisted his face in pain and held his head.
“Ughhh......my head hurts......it feels like its splitting......ughh......”
“Are you alright?”
Kirby looked up and asked him, but Haltmann continued groaning without answering.
“Umm......”
Waddle Dee stepped forward.
“You dropped this, sir.”
Waddle Dee held out the gold pocket watch to Haltmann.
Heltmann glares at Waddle Dee with goggling eyes.
“I don’t care......I’m in pain......leave me......alone......”
Haltmann’s expression suddenly changed, however.
“Mm......? What is......that......watch......?”
“You dropped it......erm......I picked it up......”
Waddle Dee was intimidated by Haltmann’s frightening look and spoke incoherently.
“Give it here!”
Haltmann snatched the watch and gazed at the dial.
His grim face became gentler and gentler like an ice melting.
Haltmann stroked the surface of the watch tenderly with care.
“This is......this watch is......”
Haltmann shut his eyes and gripped the watch tightly.
“It’s my treasure......long......long ago......I gave this as a present......”
“You remember it!?”
Susie was the one to raise her voice.
Keeping silent ever since Haltmann showed up, Susie was watching him in a confused manner.
However, seeing Haltmann’s expression change, she jumped out as if unable to hold it any longer.
Having been gazing at them at a distance, Meta Knight noticed it suddenly and mumbled.
“The president and Susie......same eye color......lost memory......don’t tell me the two are......”
His low mumbling didn't reach anyone’s ears.
Haltmann opened his eyes and looked at Susie.
Susie turned her attention to the watch Haltmann was gripping and was amazed.
“The needle......is moving......!?”
“What?”
Lifting the watch, Haltmann stared at it and shook his head.
“......Nonsense. It’s broken. There’s no way it would move.”
“But, just now......the watch’s needle......”
Once again, Haltmann shook his head strongly.
“It’s stopped. I tried to repair the parts before, but......”
Haltmann blinked and knocked his head with his hand.
“Mmm......? What......what......is this memory......?”
Susie gasped at fixed her eyes on Haltmann.
Haltmann looked back at the watch and murmured.
“They said that the parts have to be replaced......so I stopped......I......did not wish to change a single thing about this watch......ohhhh......ooohhh......uuhhhh......?”
Haltmann moaned for a while, but suddenly cleared his throat and brushed his hair up.
His gesture is just like when he was reclining at the president’s office in Access Ark.
“That’s right......that’s it! I remember! I remember it......!”
“Ohhhhhh......sir!!!”
Director Kane hurrahed.
Susie is frozen with both her hands clasped together. Her large light blue eyes become teary.
“You......remembered it......? Your memories have at last......at last......”
Haltmann laughed out loud before Susie with teary eyes.
“Wahahaha!!! My name is Haltmann! President Haltman, who as the president of the great company, is at the top and is the chief executive! I remembered it......all the business plans of my company!!”
“......Eh?”
Susie’s tears recede.
Haltmann yells with eyes burning with ambition.
“Abundant water, clean air! The wealth of natural resources are calling out to me!!”
Haltmann thrusted his one hand up.
“I don’t have any more business in this insignificant countryside. I shall go in search of a star blessed with far more abundant resources!”
“Ohhh......sir! I shall accompany you wherever you goooo!”
“............”
Susie seized the pocket watch from Haltmann.
“...... It really is stopped. What looked like moving was just my eyes mistaking it, huh.”
“Hmm? What are you doing, Susie. Give me my watch back. This is my treasure. I won’t let anyone touch it.”
Taking the watch back, Haltmann tucked it away gently in the pocket of his tattered suit and said in a haughty tone.
“Secretary Susie, it was a great offense for you to betray me, but I will forgive you. I have a generous heart, after all!”
“......Hmph, it’s because there isn’t a secretary more competent than me, isn’t it?”
Susie spoke bitterly in a low voice, and looked at Haltmann with a grin.
“Thank you, oh great President Haltmann. I am joyful from my heart that I could work for this great company once more!”
“Aye, I thought you would say that, Susie.”
Haltmann nodded.
“Now that that’s been settled, let us go. We shall begin the invasion!!!”
While laughing loudly, Haltmann stepped over the mountain of rubble and was descending the lane as swift as the wind.
Director Kane runs after Haltmann as he shouts at him to wait.
Susie faced Kirby and said.
“Now that even the president is back to normal......I’ll be going as well.”
“Are you gonna do something bad again~?”
Kirby had a slightly angered look, where Susie shrugged her shoulders.
“Our great company only uncovers wealth of natural resources and teaches natives the joy of working......well, although you wouldn't understand!”
Susie turned around.
“But I’ve had enough of the Mother Computer! See ya, Kirby!”
“You shouldn’t do bad stuff~!”
“Ah-haha!”
Susie went after Haltmann and Director Kane and ran down the mountain path.
Waddle Dee said in a concerned manner.
“Susie’s also back to normal. They’ll do something bad at another star, huh......”
“There’s no need to worry. They won’t be able to do anything significantly bad so long as they don’t have the Star Dream.”
Said Meta Knight as he looked down the mountain path.
“Besides, Susie will probably stop the president even if he runs amok the second time. With a more clever method......using the failure this time as food for thought......”
Kirby and his friends stood on the rubble and looked at the scenery extending before their eyes.
Dream Land has regained its original peacefulness.
The sunlight is warm and the clouds are drifting slowly. Everything is so peaceful that one can’t help but yawn.
“Everyone’s back to normal......”
To Kirby’s murmurs, King Dedede was the one to respond quickly.
“What’s so normal! Castle Dedede isn’t normal even a little!”
The king looked around resentfully. The heaped mountain of wreckage hardly seems like it could be cleaned up.
“I’ll help you out~! I’ll put away all the rubbles and fix up the broken spots.”
Said Kirby.
“Humph, duh. You beat up my adorable clone. Compensate for it!”
“Wha......but it wasn’t adorable at all......”
“You said something?”
“Mm-mm! Let’s hurry and clean up!!”
Kirby jumped up cheerfully.
“But there’s something more important to do before I start helping you!”
“Something important?”
“My tummy is grumbling! I can’t pluck up any strength like this!”
“You’re right, I should cook something.”
Said Waddle Dee.
“The castle walls may have collapsed, but I think the kitchen’s fine. I’ll cook something in a jiffy.”
“Uh-huh! Curry, pizza, yakisoba, and, and......”
“Steak! I can’t start without eating meat!”
King Dedede licks his chops with his large tongue and shouts.
“Waddle Dee, grill the thickest steak we’ve got! A steak that’s jaw-droppingly thick!”
“Yessir! I’ll cook it right away!”
Waddle Dee dashed into the castle.
Kirby began to sing an improvised song.
“Yummy curry, we adore it! Curry cooked by Waddle Dee, we adore it! Yummy lord of time and space!”
“Quit it, you tone-deaf!”
King Dedede snaps and Kirby runs away from him gleefully.
“Good grief. Everything really is......back to normal.”
Mumbled Meta Knight, and he went down the mountain path alone.
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Okay but you mentioning the fact that Dedede's voice changed after being fused with the star rod made me imagine the others being taken aback by his various changes, with Dedede takes as rejection. Because I love angst. (This also this causing an exhistential crisis in Dedede with him questioning if he's even the still person.)
Oh yes! I love the angst too 👀 Thank you for this ask!!
Yeah, And the nightmare he got previous to everything (Because the star rod wasn’t in the fourtain bc Kirb grabbed it) just amplifies his fears.
To make things worse, Almost everyone (Including his dees) approached him with extreme caution, And ddd kept running from Meta because he wasn’t prepared to hear or see his reaction anytime the knight came into his view even though he was one of the only few not scared aside from Bandanna dee and Kirby.
Dedede was starting to feel a little normal again and then the white freckles on his beak and feet appeared and caused more panik so he just went on the avoidance of anyone again.
Meta knight finally manages to corner him and manages to reassure him that, He wasn’t scared or rejecting of him, Neither were his subjects, They were just being careful because of how often Dedede gets possessed.
I hope this is good enough of an angst fix
Also Kirby telling Dedede that pink suits him and Dedede just groans and rolls his eyes.
Kirby does have a bit going on too.
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The Salem House or The Scottish Cottage
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This Passage Contains Potentially: swearing, violence, blood, angst, whump, fluff and smutty content.
Summary: Rod and Kirby move in to their new cottage home in Salem, Oregon.
Kirby's POV:
Rod blindfolded me with one of his ties and drove our rented van out to the property, taking off my blindfold in front of the house.
"There it is, our new home," he twirled the keys around his index finger, "all ours now, Kirbs."
There it was, white panel exterior with fancy windows and lights along both sides of the gravel path towards the house. Without thinking I pulled Rod into a hug and kissed him, tears of happiness rolling down my cheek.
"Woah, baby, are ya alright sweetheart?"
"I love it, and I love you and-" Upon hearing that, Rod hoisted me over his shoulder, "Woah, Roddy, what are you doing?"
"Taking you inside and carrying you to the one room I know you're gonna love."
He carried me through the front double doors, through the foyer and then the kitchen, before carrying me past the television and sofa, past what I believe is the ground floor bathroom and up the stairs, letting me get a glance at the basement staircase as we went up to the top floor of our new home.
He then put me down in front of a pale green door with a childish or childlike, chalk or pastel drawing on the front.
I turned the handle slowly, not knowing what to expect.
Then I saw it.
The lone white bassinet.
Surrounded by soft toys and things you'd assume would be in a nursery.
"The former owners said that they're daughter was gonna move in before she moved to L.A. They knew she had a baby and set this room up. I'm gonna be honest with ya and tell ya that I let a couple tears slip when I saw this room ma-self, so I completely understand if you need a moment alone."
"Rod, Roddy, as much as I hate the weird wallpaper in the foyer, this room is," I took a second to compose myself, "It's perfect."
"Do ya wanna see our bedroom?"
"Yeah."
Rod showed me around the rest of the house before going into the basement.
"There's no attic, so the basement will have to do if we want to store anything anywhere."
The basement was large, the only room separated off from the rest of the basement was another bathroom. I walked to the opposite side of the basement and stopped in my tracks.
"What's wrong babe?"
"They have a hot tub?!"
"What?"
Rod walked over to me, also stopping upon seeing the hot tub in it's own corner of the basement, separate from the gym equipment and rugs and the very empty basement.
"What d'ya reckon they use that for?" Rod asked, teasing me slightly.
"No, Rod, eww, that's gross, you wouldn't dare suggest that!"
"Hot tub sex, babe, it's a thing."
"We are not doing that. Ever!"
"We are alone in the house, you know." He started unbuckling his belt, chucking it as well as his sporran down at his feet, "I know we've gotta fly back to the other side of the country later, but, right now, we're home, honey," He started walking towards me, whipping his jacket and shirt off, leaving him in his kilt and boots as he ran his hand through his hair, letting out a deep guttural sigh.
"I guess we could test out the new bed, Roddy." I started unbuttoning my shirt, exposing the peach toned tank top underneath.
"Or, We could have sex right here and now," He suggested, whipping his kilt off and in true Scottish fashion, revealing nothing but his bare body below.
He unclenched his hand, showing off the fact that he had brought a condom with him.
By the time we got to Taunton, Massachusetts on the first of March, Roddy had set aside some time for us to redecorate the house, and by the time we actually got around to redecorating, Roddy had recruited the rest of the D.O.D as well a Schultz, Orton and Orndorff to help us. We had met back at the house on the Eleventh (of March) and unbeknownst to me, Piper had made a couple calls to his friends from back in his NWA and Mid Atlantic days.
"Woo!"
"He didn't." Schultz grunted out, partly worried and partly surprised.
"He didn't do what … David?"
Schultz guided me outside to meet the guys.
"Piper! introduce ya wife to the boys, I'll go grab us some beer."
"I'm not his wife," I called after him as he walked back inside, "So, Roddy, who are these guys."
Rod leant up to kiss me, he would have backed me into the nearest wall if I didn't pull away immediately after, concern taking over any hint of a flirtatious mood in me.
"Who's this fine female?"
I recognised the voice from the yell earlier.
"Ric, this is my girlfriend, Kirby. Kirby, this is Ric Flair. Over there," he gestured to the other four, "Are Tully Blanchard, with the black hair, JJ Dillon, the other blonde looking one and Ole and Arn Anderson."
"Are they here to help or are they here to distract you?"
"The only thing distracting me is the idea of seeing you na-"
I covered Rod's mouth with my hand and gave Ric a sheepish smile, "I apologise for my hus, I mean boyfriend's attitude Ric."
"You almost said husband, Kirbs." Rod whispered to me as we led the boys inside, before he took me aside.
"It was a slip of the tongue."
"I'm sorry, about the kiss, I got a bit jealous because I know what Ric can be like, with women in particular."
"Rod, you shouldn't have to apologise for that, I love ya. I was going to start looking for you anyway, what d'ya want for lunch?"
"Don't you worry about that, I'll go grill those hamburgers we have in the fridge and … hey look, beer."
"Thank you, David."
"Anytime, Tall-ass."
"Look, babe, I'll deal with it alright, you stop worrying and I'll deal with it. I'm the man of the house so I'll deal with it."
I came up behind Roddy, putting my head on his shoulder and wrapping my arms around his waist, kissing his neck.
"I'm gonna go rest for a bit Rod, my head feels funny."
"Baby, baby come here."
Rod helped me upstairs, making sure I didn't fall over and letting me lay on the bed.
"We have today and tomorrow here baby, relax."
"Rod, you know me, you know I wind myself up with worry."
"I know," He brushed his thumbs over my knuckles, "I'm gonna get you some hand wraps or something, stop punching things until ya knuckles bleed."
"I thought you were gonna go cook."
"I am, but, right now, I'm taking in every little detail of the woman I love."
"You softie."
"Oh really? I'm soft. You worry way more than me baby."
"I love you, Roddy."
"I love you too, Kirby."
I slept for a short while until I was woken up by Piper and Schultz yelling obscenities at each other. I ran down the stairs and outside the house to see the two grown men squabbling like children.
Without saying anything I picked Roddy up by his midsection and took him back inside, chucking him down on the sofa.
"I'm gonna fuckin-"
"Roderick!"
"Yes, baby."
"You are drunk, and shut up."
"Yes, Sweetheart."
I helped Roddy up, almost gagging at how strong the smell of alcohol was coming from him, swiftly avoiding his attempts at kissing me and placing my hand over his mouth.
By the Thirteenth we were back working and Rod had started to get fidgety around me until things came to a head on the Thirtieth.
"Rod, are you alright, you've been awfully quiet today."
"I'm fine baby, actually, Kirby?"
"Yeah?"
"Would you like to be on Piper's Pit?"
"When?"
"Sunday, Yes or No?"
"This Sunday?"
"Yeah."
"Well, there's your answer."
"Wait, you'll do it."
"Of fucking course I'll do it. I don't give a fuck what Damien says."
He let out a chuckle as I pulled into the hotel parking lot.
"How's the Visa status going?"
"It's good, I'll hopefully be a US citizen before the end of May."
"So, May, you'll be a citizen, so," He mumbled to himself for a short while, "Alright, cool."
Before long it was time for me to be on Piper's Pit, fully expecting Roddy to do something and cause a ruckus to occur.
"Well, I'd just like you to know, it's a pleasure to have our first, female, guest on Piper's Pit. I want you to know that I asked every single female in the entire WWF if they would be on the Pit and only one of them said 'yes' to me. The only woman with enough guts to face me with 'Gluttony' herself, Kirby Lucifarian. Kirby, I would like to thank you for being brave enough to come out here and face me. I had Captain Lou on here last week and he said something vague about you and your sisters protecting Lauper. Why would a woman like you, someone who doesn't smoke, doesn't swear, doesn't drink, or shack up with skinny little idiots like Dave Wolff, Why would a great and accomplished female wrestler like you offer her protection to Lauper?"
"First of all, Piper, thank you for having me on here."
"My pleasure."
"Secondly, I was going to let you unmask me, but you showed support of Big John Studd, A man I greatly despise for his disrespect of both me and André."
"I am sorry for going back on that unspoken promise, Miss Lucifarian."
"Thank you for the apology, Roddy, Thirdly, may I say that I did not offer my services of protection to Miss Lauper, instead that was my father who told, Miss Lauper, that the D.O.D would protect her. Why on earth would a woman with an intelligence that rivals, yours for example, protect a girl like Cyndi Lauper?"
"I don't admire a lot of women, but you, I like you. I admire your intelligence, your ability to strike fear into the hearts of men with your words alone. I know that you have been searching for your next challenging opponent, and I for one don't wanna offer myself up, I just want to know how difficult it has been for the past few weeks going without a challenging enough opponent for your skill level?"
"Well, Piper, it's been tough, honestly, I think I may have scared everyone off. As someone who has previously been banned from women's competition, I find getting any support in the ring quite hard at times. I find your lack of fear quite charming, honest to the Lord above, you charm me, boyo."
"Thank you, you're a real sweetheart. Quick question, why do you call me 'boyo'?"
"Don't you call men 'lad' in Glasgow?"
"Oh, I see, anyway, before you go, one last thing."
I wasn't expecting this, the rest me and Rod had planned in advance, but not that line, he said he wasn't going to pull anything, he gave me his word.
Then, before I knew what was going on, he unbuckled my mask, pulling it down for a moment and kissed me square on the lips, in front of the cameras and the fans.
I tried to stand up and he dipped me down into the kiss, much to the enjoyment of the fans, who were hooting and hollering, obviously this doesn't happen much in the WWF.
Roddy kept his right hand intertwined with my ponytail and had his left arm around my back, supporting most of my waist as he brought me back up and helped me re-fix my mask into it's rightful spot.
After the show I tried to avoid Roddy for a couple minutes, trying to make sense of why he would do such a thing knowing full well we were not an 'out' couple or even an 'in' couple with the fans, sure the fans enjoying the moment was nice, but we were both heels, we were not supposed to do that off-screen, let alone on-screen and in front of a full crowd of fans.
I came to the decision to drop it for now and wait for Rod to hopefully explain his actions or somehow work it into a programme.
My mind started to wonder, maybe he would try to use that as blackmail against Damien, or even against me.
The D200's door opening and slamming shut caught me off guard, making me jump a little.
"I'm sorry, baby, I didn't mean to scare ya."
"I'm fine, Roddy, just caught up in my thoughts, that's all."
"What were ya thinking about?"
"Nothing important, mainly just what happened earlier."
"Ya mean, me, Orndorff and Schultz winning the match?"
"No, Roderick, the kiss, we didn't plan that."
"Oh, yeah. I forgot to clear that with ya, but Orndorff and Schultz said that it would get the fans interested."
"Hon."
"Yeah?"
"Next time, please clear everything we do in a promo or interview with me first, so I don't start wondering if you'll blackmail me."
"I would never blackmail ya, maybe Damien, but never you."
"I love you, ya hot-headed, kilt wearing idiot."
"I love you to, ya blonde, gothic, tattooed Ivory tower."
"Did you call me an 'Ivory tower'?"
"You're tall and pale, what d'ya want me to say?"
END OF THE SALEM HOUSE or THE SCOTTISH COTTAGE
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The Dinner Party
The Dinner Party
We find Madame Anteburas tucked away in a room within the Trade District, under some alias. Her eyes scanning the intel she has received regarding her target:
-Taylor Kirbe
-Lesbian
-On leave, post war
-Deceased lover had red hair and purple eyes
“Hmmm.. I can manage this...” Cycaria whispers to herself. Standing in front of the mirror, she begins to craft her disguise. An illusion softening her features. The elvish jawline, rounding out, giving way to a significantly more human appearance. Long hair, staining itself a warm red. Her bust growing, as the cut athletic form she usually holds also softens. Her entire image was that of a gentle, young woman.
“Perfect...” She sighs, slipping into a little black dress.
On the eve of Hallow’s End in Stormwind, Jack O’lanterns a glow in the streets, children in masks running about in search of sweets and tricks. The nobility had a less exciting venture; a dinner party. Stormwind brass filtered through the passes, while idle chatter and conversation filled the air.
As the night passes, Madame Anteburas mingles and fits in. Though she isn’t herself, she’s been entwined with the greedy nobility of the Alliance for years now, she was more than effective in creating a persona. Through the crowd she sees her target; Striking blue eyes sit behind brunette bangs, while her body was very much that of a soldier.
Cycaria would sift and glide through the crowd, closing the gap between Taylor and herself.
“Alright, time to play a little dirty...” Cycaria would say, very quietly, weaving a spell. She’d pull the essence of her succubus from the nether, her magic seeping it’s way into Taylor’s brain.
Time would pass, letting the spell stew, before strategically sitting beside the soldier. Hours of thoughts and feelings dancing around the soldier’s head, all implanted by the Elf-In-Disguise, crescendoing to a single moment...
“Hello, my lady.” The soldier said, finally cutting the pseudo tension.
“Well, I’ll be... Hello there.” Cycaria said, her voice put on to resemble that of Southern high class. “You know, dove, proper manners would say you should introduce yourself to me.”
Taylor would blush, becoming flustered, “Oh, shit- Shoot! I’m Taylor Kirbe, it’s my honor.”
Cy’s eyebrows would loft, “Ah, there it is... I’m Annalyse Pinemoore.
As the night continued on, Cy’s spell would keep latched in Taylor’s brain, but her own feminine wilds would nudge the night along. Legs intertwined beneath the table, lustful words dancing in the two women’s breathe.
Into dessert, Taylor was completely enraptured with Cycaria.
“Since being on leave, I picked up with this great group!” Taylor exclaims, “Alliance Allied Services! Bunch of old soldiers working to relieve the families and veterans that were ripped apart by the damn war.”
“Alliance Allies Services? What a fantastic effort! That must be re-“
“Yeah, it really is! My old commander Gerald Hawthorne brought me in So far we’ve raised a LOT of coin!” Taylor’s excitement causing her to interrupt Cy. Clearly the girl was passionate.
Cy inhales, keeping her tone, avoiding showing any signs of annoyance. “Well, my lovely Taylor, I’m here on behalf of my father... Actually. Daddy says I need to... Do something worthwhile, so maybe I can help your cause...” Cy’s hand would find it’s way to rest on the soldier’s thigh. “How about you tell me what you’re offering in return...”
Taylor’s eyes widen, before a smirk toys at her lips. “Well.. We figure that the ends justify the menas, right? Whatever your father needs done by a group of willing and able soldiers... Well, we can certainly assist.”
Cy bites her lip, feigning a lustful excitement, “How about you just give me the account I need to have daddy pay into and we get out of here? I have a room and I’m terribly afraid of being alone at night...”
Taylor was trapped. She wrote the account number and as the two speedily walked back to the Trade District, she sang. Beautiful notes of other soldier’s names, her other leaders, everything. The girl was passionate, but altogether too trusting.
The women got to the room and Cy fervently unlocked the door, quickly rushing them inside. Taylor threw herself at the bed, motioning for the glamoured Cy to make her way over.
Cy would slowly crawl up the bed, making her way on top of Taylor. The pent up excitement, a fraud from Cy, boiling over as Cy gripped Taylor’s throat. A rough tease.... Or so it would seem.
As Taylor’s lip parted, a gentle sigh of pleasure escaping into the air, Cy’s grip would tighten. Dark void magic would creep around Taylor’s throat and arms, basically pinning her to the bed.
“Sugar, you’re the absolute sweetest...” Cy would whisper into Taylor’s ear, as the soldier would slip into unconsciousness. Cy would get to her feet, straightening out her dress and affixing a witches hat to her head. As she left the inn, she’d grab a handful of candy from the pumpkin bucket by the door. “Don’t wait up, hun! Trick or treat!” She’d say to the innkeeper, before slipping through the door and disappearing into an alley to regain her usual likeness.
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"Now you can legally drink, you can actually use your starship license, and I suppose your voice will start to change, although-"
"Meta, I'm only twelve! What are you talking about!"
"Also now I suppose you... Oh dear, has Fumu given you... The Talk, yet?"
"The what?"
"Oh sweet Nova help me..."
Meta Knight doesn't know what subtlety is.
This comic, oh man, this comic. Not only is it an excellent practice for black and white style comics, but it's also my answer to all the people online who like to ask in all caps "WHY KIRB HAS HANDS/BEARD??!!!111!!" every time I post something about my older Kirby. Personally I find this reaction hilarious, so I don't mind it much, except when it's just downright rude, so this is my only answer to all those people!
It's my headcannon guys, I do what I want with it! xD All I'm saying is you're gonna have a hard time in life if hands and a beard throw you off this much.
About the comic though, I have to say I had a lot of fun with this style of comic, and I will gladly do more like this in the near future. Doing it grayscale actually is faster, because I don't have to worry about the colour scheme and I can just focus on the characters or the composition more freely.
Hope you like it, and remember kids, don't drink and drive at the same time! Certainly not before you grow hands.
Don’t forget to go check out my links on my profile! Lots of cool stuff there for you to find!
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1,3,5,7,11,13,17 & 19 for the thing
A cartoon you don’t like but everybody else seems to.
Villainous, Phineas & Ferb. Ben 10. I would say Naruto BUT I’m up to the Chunin Exams and I’m having fun so that’s changed.
The worst cartoon you’ve ever seen, and why?
Family Guy. Because it exists.
The worst thing you’ve ever seen happen to a cartoon that ruined it.
I would say Yugioh Arc-V (for me personally) due to the rushed storyline, unneeded side characters and important characters being sidelined, bad execution of plot. Like I love Arc V, but around Synchro Arc, things were going...downhill? There’s so many flaws I don’t know where to begin. I know at least three people trying to make a rewrite for funsies due to the ending and such. Oh, and the ending. It wasn’t very...good. A lot of fans were just “is that it. really.” Also there was barely enough rival battles (Reiji vs Yuya) and I still don’t think Reiji counts as a rival. Sawatari? yes.
Okay yeah, I’ll say Arc V. I’m sorry, I’m not hating on the show. It’s a good show just heaps of flaws, good plot but bad execution.
A non-animated property you would like to see as a cartoon
I was going to type Kirby but then I remembered there was already a Kirb cartoon that I watched every episode of. Ah. So, why not Earthbound? It would be SO NEAT as a cartoon!
A currently airing cartoon that you know is going to be forgotten about in the future.
Geez, I don’t know...Adventure Time is slowly getting forgotten although that is a fantastic cartoon...
I...I honestly don’t know....I don’t have Pay TV so I can’t watch any new cartoons....nor enough internet to...
A cartoon you feel deserves less recognition than what it gets.
VLD? Don’t get me wrong, Voltron is a very beautifully animated cartoon with a great cast (animated and voices) but...They’re already making Hunk a food joke, the fans only focus on Shiro or the Klance ship when theres so much potential (why no Pidge focus? Hunk focus? ALLURA FOCUS????) Season 3 isn’t out yet and fans are already taking apart of the problems occurring in this show. I’m still a fan, I just...there’s flaws, alright?
At what point did you realize a cartoon, any cartoon was starting to get bad?
See above, with YGO Arc V. Also Teen Titans Go. I started to watch it, thinking it was cute but then noticed all the...Well, everything about it. Do I really need to explain TTG. Do I.
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Dancing In The Dark or Jealous Rage
Quick Tag List: @kuruumiya @spacelizardtrashboys @stupidbluegirl @enigmaticandunstable @nattinngrst
This Passage contains potentially: swearing, violence, blood, angst, whump, fluff and smutty content.
Summary: Kirby goes with the girls out to a night club while Roddy is away, jealous escapades ensue after he gets back and hears about her antics.
Kirby's POV:
I woke up the following morning (The 24th) alone, no sign of Rod, I was confused until I saw the clothes laid out and a note on top of my leather jacket.
'I've gone to do some work in Pennsylvania. Don't worry, I'll be back later this week. Love You, Mo Chridhe. Roddy.'
"Mo Chridhe, that's, that is Scots for … yeah, Scots Gaelic for my heart … Aww, Roderick you romantic eejit."
I went about my usual morning routine and the rest of the day was thoroughly uneventful, but the night, oh the night was fun, or at least it was when it started.
Billie had suggested we go out for drinks and have a good time, and so we did.
About three Espresso Martinis in I started to loosen up.
"So," Vickie inquired, "How's Piper?"
"I'm not sayin' nothin'"
"Oh, c'mon Kirbs," Sam begged, "Tell us."
"No, mind your own business."
"Kirbs, ya gotta tell us at some point." Holly added, the alcohol making her New Jersey accent thicker.
"Alright, fine, but don't tell anyone." I warned
They nodded in agreement and let me continue.
"When we came back to New York, we started dating and one thing led to another and we 'made love' but regardless of all that, I think he's the one."
"So, you'll marry him?"
"If he asks, Vic, if he asks."
Holly butted in, "I need to get you around other men, you know, to see if Piper's the real deal."
She took me by the arm and dragged me, drink in hand, over to a gaggle of men, all of whom looked like they were either construction workers or American football players. Holly let go of my arm and sat on one of the guys laps, whispering something I couldn't hear before getting up and walking off.
I felt like a piece of meat being thrown to a pack of tigers, it didn't take long for one of them to take the drink from my hand, place it on the table and lead me to the dancefloor.
Now, you must know, I'm not one for dancing, I'll sway to a relaxed beat or head bang along to some rock but, dancing with someone who I don't know in a provocative way isn't my thing, but without hesitation this guy started hitting on me and trying to get up close and personal.
It took all of my mental strength not to sucker punch the guy in the face and walk back to the hotel, I held out for as long as I could. hours passed without me realising and I had gotten quite tipsy, Vickie walked me back to the hotel and dumped me on the bed in the pitch black of the room, closing the door behind her and her footsteps quickly faded out of hearing range.
The next day (25th January 1984) was much like the previous, get up, morning routine, grab some coffee, wait to see if I had any matches booked, hear nothing from Damien, go out with the girls that night for some 'fun' but to me that 'fun' was ever so slightly turning into heart-breaking torture.
Any time I danced with these random guys in clubs, I wanted to be able to slow dance with Rod, to hold him close to me as the music played in the background. I didn't get as drunk as the night before and got back slightly earlier, trying to call Roddy to hear his voice, but he didn't pick up. I went to sleep alone again and had a nightmare once again.
I woke up on the morning of the Twenty-Sixth to the sound of the door opening and closing, hearing a distinctly Scottish voice whisper out the phrase 'Mo Chridhe'.
"Rod, is that you?"
"I didn't mean to wake ya, it's just, well," His voice faltered, as if he didn't know what to say, "Billie stopped me in the hall and told me everything." He sounded hurt.
"I tried to call ya. I tried to be the first to let you know what we had done." I got up and took my sweat-stained shirt off, tossing it to the floor and heading to the bathroom, still half asleep.
"Ya did? Ya went out and danced with strangers two nights in a row while I was gone and thought a phone call could patch things up?"
That set me off, I rushed out of the bathroom to confront him, "I fucking hated doing it! Both times! I wanted to reel back and sucker punch those bastards in the face! Roderick Piper, would you fucking listen to me! I am your girlfriend! I am YOUR fucking woman! Would you just fu-"
A rough but passionate kiss broke the stingingly lonely silence from him, his hands caressing my arms and holding me close. I hadn't realised I was crying until then, I hadn't realised he had let a few tears slip himself until he pulled away and wiped his eyes.
"I'm sorry I ever brought it up. I know ya wouldn't do anything without a good reason and I'm so, so sorry I left without telling ya before I did."
I sat myself down on the edge of the bed, wiping the tears from my eyes and feeling Rod put his arm over my shoulder.
"Schultz told me to buy you roses, ya know. An' I told him I didn't think ya liked roses, I told him that I thought ya would like chrysanthemums instead."
I let out a small 'uh huh' and Rod continued.
"I also told him that when we got back I was gonna take you out for some blueberry waffles and a hazelnut cappuccino, cause I know how ya like those an' we could be together and just relax an-"
"Roddy?"
"Yes, baby?"
"Can you dance?"
"I'm not a great dancer, why?"
"Well, can you just sway to the rhythm of a song?"
"With you, absolutely."
"Thank you, f'anwylyd."
"Anytime, mo chridhe."
He kissed my cheek and my temple, whispering out a gentle 'I'm sorry' before using his other hand to make me face him and kissing me gently but lovingly. He got up, pulling me off the bed and turning the clock radio on and increasing the volume.
"And now, a big hit from last year, this is Big Country with 'In A Big Country'."
'I've never seen you look like this without a reason'
Rod twirled me around in his arms, a smirk already on his face.
'Another promise fallen through'
I could hear Rod mumbling the words in unison with the radio.
'Another season passes by you'
He twirled me back around, stepping closer and intertwining his fingers with mine and curving his other arm around my back.
'I never took the smile away from anybody's face'
Rod had stopped mumbling the words and started humming along.
'And that's a desperate way to look'
The sweet smile on Roddy's face made me smile lovingly in return.
'For someone who is still a child'
He cleared his throat, spinning me away from him before pulling me close to his chest.
"In a big country dreams stay with you" Rod sang in unison with the radio.
"Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside" I joined in.
'Stay alive, here we go'
"I thought that pain and truth were things that really mattered" We sang in unison with the radio.
"But you can't stay here with every single hope you had shattered"
"I'm not expecting to grow flowers in a desert"
'But I can live and breathe'
Rod misstepped and fell backwards onto the bed with me landing on his lap.
'And see the sun in wintertime'
"Are ya alright Roddy?"
'In a big country dreams stay with you'
"I'm fine, sweetheart, are you okay?"
'Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside'
"I'm okay. Everything's fine in the world again."
'Stay alive'
I stood up and helped Roddy off the bed, turning the radio down slightly and humming before singing along.
"In a big country dreams stay with you"
Rod soon joined in, going back to a simple two step and trying not to stumble again.
"Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside"
"Stay alive"
"So take that look out of here it doesn't fit you"
"Because it's happened doesn't mean you've been discarded"
"Pull up your head off the floor, come up screaming"
A knock at the door quickly silenced the two of us and Rod turned the radio off completely, giving me a quick kiss on the lips and walking over to answer the door. Upon seeing the frame of the guy leaning against the wall, I sighed heavily and Rod looked between me and this nobody.
"Hey, I was told this was Miss Kay's room, who are you, her brother?"
"Wrong, Idiot. I'm her husband."
I wanted to interrupt Roddy but held my tongue, trusting that he knew what he was doing.
"Yeah, right, small fry, and I'm the Pope, move outta the way." the guy's mood shifted from confusion to anger.
"No really," Roddy pressed, his voice getting more gravelly with rage, "I'm her husband ya slovenly low life, now fuck off before I hurt ya."
The guy got further into Roddy's face, "What are you gonna do, limp dick."
Rod smirked, "Limp dick, huh," He mocked before poking the guy in the eyes, "Bye-Bye, asshole," He finished, slamming the door in the guy's face.
We could both hear the sound of the guy saying 'fuck that' and running down the hall.
"'I'm her husband'?" I raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"Well I'm not gonna say 'She's my girlfriend'. Being your husband has more impact."
"Ya could've just called me over and kissed me, Roddy."
"Who was that guy?"
"Some fuck from one of the nights you weren't here. Ugly motherfucker too, surprised he knew where to find me…" I trailed off, knowing exactly who had told him where I was, "That little Greek bitch."
I stormed my way up to the door, only being stopped by Roddy mere seconds before I could leave the room.
"Woah, woah. Calm down there, Giantess. We don't want a massacre now, do we?"
I breathed out a heavy sigh and Rod pulled me into a hug.
"C'mere baby girl," He rubbed his hand up and down my back to soothe me, "Calm down baby, I know it may be aggravating to have someone ya trust try to split up a good thing, but just calm down."
"But she told them where we, or at least I am, Rod. I can't trust her after that. Especially after her trying to set me up with one of the ugliest motherfuckers I've ever seen."
"What about me?" He said pulling away and sitting on the edge of the bed
"Well, you're," I stopped, searching my mind for the right words, "Well, you're just, you are so handsome. You've got the most amazing blue-hazel eyes, and your hair is such a rich brown, and you're built, y'know, your musculature makes you look strong but not intimidating, however that may just be a giant to normal person thing. Oh, and your voice is calming to me, except when you're cutting a promo. I mean I would object to your choice in shirts, but only because the idea of other women seeing how muscular you are through the way your shirts cling to your body gets me a little pissed off."
"I make you get jealous, really?" he teased.
"Don't you dare." I warned, trying to stop him from aggravating me further.
"Does the idea of women fantasising about me gets you riled up with fury?"
"Rod, don't do this."
"Does the idea of me posing with another woman in my arms anger you?"
"Roddy, shut up."
"How about the idea of me kissing another woman while drunk?"
"Roderick. You shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you."
"What if I laid on the beach with just a towel coverin' my crotch, in full view of a bunch of ladies, how does that make you feel."
"I warned you, three times now, don't you go getting me angry, boyo. You'll see how vengeful I can be, Roddy," I pondered for a moment before changing into a knee-length amber coloured dress along with my spiked black heels, my leather jacket and a thin layer of apricot scented lip gloss and headed out, "Bye Roderick."
"Wait no, baby, come back."
I closed the door and fast-walked down the corridor, heading towards the stairwell, hearing Roddy open the door just as I started down the stairs.
He caught up with me about five minutes later, while I was waiting outside, handing me my wallet and pressing a kiss to my cheek, before whispering in my ear.
"I'm sorry I got you jealous, now can we please go out to somewhere, nice."
"If you're so sorry, you won't try that trick again, right?"
"Oh absolutely, I don't want you to do that again."
I kissed him and started walking down the street, Piper's hand just above my ass and his plethora of sweet nothings once again flowing from his lips. We headed out for the evening and by the time we got back to the hotel, a now drunk Roddy laid down and passed out before I even got the chance to kiss him goodnight.
END OF DANCING IN THE DARK or JEALOUS RAGE
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reply roundup!
a few days late because we were busy getting ready for my partner to be out of town -n-
highlights from the past couple weeks include [pumpkin carving], a [christmas comic] in october because no one can stop me, and [space] doing super well for reasons unknown.
also please remember to vote if you’re at all able to! it’s not a magical cure-all, but it actually can make things concretely better. (for example in my city there’s a ballot measure to allow the city council to reduce the duties of the sheriff’s department.) (this is mostly addressed to US folks, but applies to everyone who lives in a system of government that includes voting!)
from the ask box:
@shslweirdo asked: Ever seen the Kirby on the Telephone animation?
yes! I love it very much :> (the animation is on youtube [here])
on [playtime]:
@the-aqua-life said: the only rendition of kirby that matters
awwww that is a high honor indeed
on [bedtime]:
@okspacekid said: sleebycore :>
ohhhh sleebycore :o wonderful
I love everyone’s tags on [monch]. that is exactly the vibe I was going for.
on [leaves]:
@kiripimaa said: OH TO BE A KIRBY RUNNING INTO A PILE OF LEAVES! THAT IS THE LIFE
living the crunchy dream!
@incrediblue said: the best part of raking leaves
the only reason to even let someone talk you into doing it, unless it’s your own yard and you gotta be like. a responsible adult or something.
@dragonofcupcake said: I miss being able to do this. Either way... the leaves look good woah
thanks I used a brush preset XD (snowgum from the organic pack that comes w procreate by default)
thank you for everyone’s enthusiasm on [pumpkin], I do not have a lot of experience with carving but I have done a lot of other crafting, so I figured out how to go slow and really approach it more like peeling than cutting pretty quickly. (not immediately tho hence the toothpick lol)
on [feet]:
@inexplicably-spookified said: ah. a... a perfectly normal kirb...... nothing wrong here
very normal. factory standard. on-model.
on [spider]:
@macro-microcosm said: hey I too am an autistic person who watches Jenny Nicholson! and I find that I do project it on characters I like (but I usually don’t realize it lol)
same remarkably specific hat! I appreciate how comparatively even she keeps her voice, and she mentions autistic folks more than once and it’s literally never as the butt of a joke, it’s pretty much always to be like “hey this seems like a rude portrayal” or “hey sometimes theme parks are a lot”. plus I just love hearing people talk at length about obscure stuff they enjoy, like theme park drama or aggressively mediocre YA films.
on [vote]:
@the-halo-of-my-memory said: [story abt their ballot] itll get mailed back to me again right? anyways this is super cute!!!! i adore every post
if it just got dropped back in the mail in its original envelope, instead of getting filled out and put into the return envelope, it should get sent back! and thank you :>
on [space]:
@okspacekid said: i want to stargaze with kirb.....
I bet it’d be a great picnic activity.
on [juice]:
@0-jayless-0 said: Juice boxes are the best
true. something about drinking juice out of a box just tastes better than a bottle.
@inexplicably-spookified said: he’s drinking dark matter tears. tastes like fake cherry flavour
is it......... black cherry? *badum tss* (because. because dark matter is drawn like a black void. :v )
on [hearts]:
@cloudminty said: Awww that's so sweet I want a love like that someday!
I’m sure your person or people are out there! and they’re as excited to find you as you are to find them :)
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