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bunnakit · 1 day

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my stand in ep 4 thoughts, feelings, etc

WOW WA WE WAA THAT SURE WAS AN EPISODE HUH - happy to report i went back through the episode slowly this week and took notes and really tried to gather everything i wanted to say (but i will inevitably forget something)

🌸 ok disclaimers because i have a lot of them for this particular episode 🌸

i'm just a silly guy on the internet, i'm not an expert in mental health, psychology, body language, whatever. most days i can't even take care of myself. i'm just saying things recreationally.

PLEASE do not put novel spoilers in my replies, reblogs, or tags without a warning notice. i've got an itchy blocking finger for it these days.

i am treating ming and joe and everyone involved in this show as if they were real life human beings. ming was not born some mustache twirling villain sent from hell to make joe miserable. joe is not some pure angel descended from the clouds to do no wrong. everyone in this show exhibits very human behavior and that can be distressing under certain circumstances. i'm just going to comment on them as humans. i'm not interested in a round table discussion on why a character is irredeemable, the scum of the earth, etc. i'm just putting my thoughts out there and you can take them or leave them.

🌸 alright yucky disclaimer time over 🌸

the episode really just picks us back up where everything left off - and yet joe still made ming breakfast, and ming isn't stupid (well right now at least,) he knows something is off.

i am confused why tong needs to get married on this specific day. and like bro how fast are you getting married? relax. the whole thing is just unstoppable force (trajectory of this producers career) meets immovable object (tong's fuckass stubbornness) and the collateral damage is massive.

and then there's the question of did joe ever want to play a lead? or did he let his impulsiveness and hurt put a target on his back? (only emphasized by the fact that everyone assumed joe would turn down the role)

i DO apologize for all my doubt surrounding wut. he, ja, and may are the only people in this show with any god damn sense. maybe jojo and yim. we'll see.

getting into the confrontation at joe's work, i really don't think it's that surprising when we keep in mind ming genuinely has no fucking clue what is going on. all he knows is joe woke up, was acting weird, didn't come home, and then told him to pack up his shit and leave with ZERO explanation. like, joe's completely in the right, but i'd also be confused as fuck. (i wouldn't go to someone's work about it but, y'know, we know ming acts in extremes.)

and to me this is where it really became obvious that joe has always been able to overpower ming, to get away from him, as we have seen joe's physical prowess, we've seen what he's capable of, but he never uses his body to move ming away from him - that's not who joe is, he's not someone that would put his hands on another person like that. it's just another way ming and joe are the direct antithesis of each other.

it's my thought that the argument escalates because ming is used to getting everything he wants - except for tong, and now joe. when joe begins to push him away and deny him his substitution for tong i think ming lashes out in his hurt with a thought of "it's happening again, why doesn't anyone want me?"

i will say while i do believe sol has good intentions for the most part his white knighting is getting a little irksome. while convenient, it just shows how much he's still hovering and laying in wait for a chance with joe - he, too, is not respecting joe's wishes. no is a complete sentence, sol.

and then things continue back at home and joe finally, finally throws ming's words back at him: if i'm so terrible to be with, if you're so great, why are you wasting your time with me?

and ming doesn't have an answer. what ming DOES have is another back embrace, arms wrapped around joe as he asks "don't you love me anymore?" but is he asking joe or tong?

"although i'm not as good as tong" even now joe's rampant self worth issues are still at play but at least he finally knows he's worth more than whatever this is.

then the phone rings and to me, ming looks skittish. he looks shaken. he's never seen joe so angry and he's scared and as the call progresses that fear morphs into rage when sol calls joe. and the thing is, regardless of who played the main role, ming was never going to be happy. it was either going to be joe or tong playing opposite sol and neither of those things would have been acceptable.

and then i said, out loud, in my quiet office: OH! and promptly lost my shit in the group chat.

ming doesn't look wholly present after his act of violence. his face is vacant, like he isn't completely seeing or grasping what he's just done. i get the impression that ming isn't mentally well; stress and fear and anger have a way of making people do really fucking stupid things and as these things happen you risk falling into the sunk cost fallacy - you've already gone this far, you can't stop now - which all aligns with the obsessive behavior we've seen from ming in the past.

as joe wakes up and they talk once again joe doesn't blame ming, he blames himself for not seeing the writing on the walls even though it was written in invisible ink.

"all these times we were together did you ever love me?"

"you can't tell?"

again, so much of the blame and emotional responsibility of their situationship is put on joe and ming refuses to communicate any of his feelings, perhaps because he doesn't know how to after repressing everything for so long.

WE DIDN'T GET HOT KINKY CHAINED UP SEX THOUGH, WHY DOES GOD HATE ME SPECIFICALLY

but the way joe looks at ming as they linger there in the wake of joe's request looks like a goodbye, the way his eyes soak in every detail of ming's face. despite all of this and the nightmare it has turned into he did love ming, perhaps still does, and he does have some of those good memories he was so desperate to keep.

though like.. joe.... maybe we could consider a different career path??? instead of just jumping to risking our lives? like sure food service sucks, cashiering sucks, etc. but you aren't in danger of falling off any cliffs, you know? and let's be real, he could just go into modeling with those looks.

it's my impression that when ming calls joe he looks haggard, like he's lost numerous nights of sleep (and we really don't know how much time has passed) but either way it does seem like he's at least done some amount of reflecting. his voice comes across soft, subdued, and sincere.

and after everything, back in the present, we see ming. he's still in the apartment, desperately calling joe's name all these years later, still unable to sleep and waiting for joe to come home just like he asked him to years ago.

maybe ming never wanted to enter the entertainment industry before, but he has now. perhaps it was never for the attention or the money, maybe he chose to promote those watches because it was a reminder of the gift from joe. and maybe this job, in this specific industry, is the closest he can feel to joe now. and maybe with new influence and connections ming can find out why he was never able to tell joe he loved him before he lost him.

WHO KNOWS, NOT ME, CAN'T WAIT TO FIND OUT THO

#bunn meta #my stand in #my stand in the series #usersasa #clairedaring #i can never find a good place to mention it but in like ep 1 ming knows how joe takes his coffee #after just like 1 day with him so like ming IS paying attention and DOES care for joe #as we see reinforced with his little gifts and the way he went shopping with him and stuff #the things ming does to show his love and care are very blink and you'll miss it #and it's hard for me to squeeze in my thoughts on that between everything else going on

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aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee · 3 days

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*turns up in a bright pink limbo and rolls down the driver's window* guess who's back in the inboxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (with another short ramble ft. our favourite plane guy)

(not a request!)

(would this be nsfw ish? For like one paragraph lol no idea)

hmmm.... maybe harvey w/ a farmer who has the strongest scented cologne EVER like it smells faintly of oranges and/or ginger and GOD he's obsessed...... ,, and also farmer has moobs because. because.... *explodes*

ok but ??1!(3?£+!!??? EUHGGGHHAAAAKKEJFJ HARVEY JUST COMING HOME FROM THE CLINIC AFTER HELPING A REALLY DIFFICULT PATIENT AND STUFFING HIS FACE INTO FARMER'S MAN CHEST. INHAILING.

ngl would /hj

harvey who's glasses get foggy due to early winter rain but farmer reaches to them before he can and suddenly farmer's the one to clean his glasses and pull him into a kiss

harvey who's straight up smitten for farmer because he loves listening to him chat about planes

harvey who craves farmer's touch because he's so warm during winter and so cold during summer???? Like he'd think how it's possible but the minute he falls into his arms he loses his thoughts (positively)

harvey who loves the rain during fall because it means evening cuddles with his and farmer's cat + farmer himself

harvey who's surprised that farmer gifts him a build-along plane set complete with paint, and it's his favourite one, too

harvey, who's so inlove and feels so lucky to have had farmer move into the valley

ok this wasn't as short as I thought it'd be

oops!! 🤭 harvey ml <333

- 🫚anon

AJAJAJWSJDJDJDJD JESUSSS THE 🫚 ANON IS BACJ OG MY GOD

Harvey,,,,, teeheee he's so silly omg I love that man, he would do such things yet still be super embarrassed and shy because anxiety go brrrrr

Spoilers for date night mod if you married Harvey

You don't get to pick the timings of the dates or where he will take you he just will bring it up.

I have this mod where I have date nights with the person I'm married to(Harvey) and he either takes the farmer out to go shopping with him just because spending time at Pierre's and you can have a kot of choices to get whatever you wanna get and you can pay for the stuff when Harvey says he'll be paying but you can still pay for it and it gets Harvey all blushful when you insist on doing so and then when you're done he whispers into the farmers ear abt having some fun time at home like woah!!

Or going to that hot air balloo again as a date teehee

OR going to the saloon for a date and there's just the farmer and Harvey in the room he rented out and they can either play pool, or go outside and walk to the beach to stargaze, the farmer play pool and he tries to win and then yada yada they head home and he brings up Spivey time WHICH DAMN

anyways :3!!

For the stargazing one he is rather a sad man, not shy, he says he wasn't happy with his life and he wished to yoba something could change his life, and he made that wish the day before the farmer showed up and then he says he got what he wished for and then the two of you kiss and head back home, and yes he does bring up if you get there fast the two of you can have fun together back at the cabin and then the farmer instantly runs back.

Ive been wanting to share for so long

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cerealmonster15 · 2 months

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[TWST OC TEMPLATE SOURCE!!!]

wip shots of The Lads.... my twst ocs that haunt my brain...

i've been goin back and forth on what they should be wearing cause im trying to go a lil dif from the just straight copy from the dwarves' rsa uniform lol, and to show a lil personality....... but if there's one thing about me it's that i do NOT know how to design clothing LOL

the bio is also in progress, i'm just jotting ideas down and may switch some things around as i try to flesh out their interests more in my mind palace... i think i ended up drawing a much bigger height dif than 5cm lol. maybe ill fudge the numbers or maybe youll just have to forgive meee <3

i'm also gonna do a second one w/the scarabia background for dañarte for his... post expulsion/transfer to nrc 👀....

#cereal tries to draw #twst oc #ocs #oc: char #oc: dañarte #twisted wonderland #i have color blocking for dañarte but not char lolol we'll see how it GOESSSSS AUGHHH #im trying to actually take my time on these so ive been workin on em during lunch breaks over the past few days #i guess i coulda just put a white blob behind them so you could see better lol. oops.#WHAT EVER it's a PROGRESS SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#of. my silly guys. whatever. WHAT EVER!!!!#me on pinterest searching up What Do Normal People Stand Like #jk i just looked up some poses and went with some generic ones teehee #anyway i still havent decided if char has a UM/SS yet #i toyed with it on the lemon post. but i dont think i liked those options and that was mostly for sillies #'the lemon post' i say like anyone saw that post jSDJKFLSDJFKL well i mean. it's still there. i just dont think ppl saw it LOL but that isO #it was kind of lame. but /I/ thought it was mildly amusing :3 #anyway. dañartes magic came to me easily enough but fuckin char i just dont know. im truly not a creative person at my core and it's showin #so idk maybe chars a late bloomer third year who hasnt discovered his UM yet!!! or maybe ill think of it later. I DONT KNOW!! BYE!!

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bloominglegumes · 10 days

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i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

#either that or hilariously dysfunctional or both #tf one #orion pax #d 16 #megop #megatron #optimus prime #my art #saw one post pointing out in the trailer that a like5 frame shot of megatrons cannon that was snuck between their mahoushoujo type transfor #mations and like.messed up deeply messed up u see how goofy best friends orion and megsy are theyre just silly guys but in every telling of #their story they always end up enemies ok like in a meta multiverse hopping way think about it.like oh my god prewar tfp megop was already j #juicy and earthspark divorced-remarried megop is like.RGHFH tf one is going to destroy me bc this is what they had Before do u get me #before the war before they fell apart before friends became enemies and hands were stained before the beginning of the end im so so normal #like ok.this silly tight goofy buddy dynamic thats shown in tf one so far is.is what they had before. its what they could have kept if only #if only things turned out differently. but in every world optimus prime and megatron end up leading opposite sides of the bloodiest war ever #ok.its a universal fact and everyone who knows any transformers knows this BUT THE CHARACTERS DONT THEYRE POWERLESS TO PREVENT IT #ill clean up these tags in the morning but like im so.so normal about fictional robot guys #anyway i was intending to draw a background for this but i got lazy and also spent too long on the hands!!!!so whatever

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anonymousbathtub · 1 year

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Some character designs I created for my uni course last year as part of a “trope smashing” brief! I really enjoyed how these guys turned out - I see them as a private investigative pair in a fantasy victorian-esque setting, with perhaps some sci-fi elements. And yes, they’re husbands.

(silly doodle under cut)

#character design #concept art #illustration #orc #fantasy #brains and brawn #i dont think i ever came up with names for these guys BUT i did come up with mad backstory and setting lore #fae mafia my beloved....i will use u in another project #brains guy comes from a noble family off-planet and they all kinda view him as the wierd cousin who's taking his gap year #to do silly little detective stuff #they don't really know and dont really care. they're idle rich hes allowed to be eccentric and not earn anything #he goes home to the big family reunion every space-fantasy christmas and they're all happy to see him #make various affirming noises about whatever case hes excitedly talking about #slight dissaproving sniff at his boytoy stealing the cutlenery Again but theyre FAR too polite to bring that up #(brain knows. he acts oblivious but encourages this. he thinks its hilarious.)#(boytoy= theyve been married for 20 years and counting. his family is STILL hoping its a phase)#(its not these bitches are ride or die for each other)#anyway yeah space fantasy holmes and watson who are gay married and take cases for free purely on the basis of what interests them most.#if they dont like you they charge u tho sorry #brawn has the most insane swimmer physique btw its ALL in the upper torso #rabid dog of a guy who Bites #no thoughts head empty motherfucker #they are so sickly affectionate to each other its unreal. type of guys to constantly do the bit where they pretend to meet each other for #the first time and flirt immediately. you think its sweet until you have to hang out with them for longer than an hour. its insufferable #love them <33 #anyway sorry for long tags!!! got carried away #art #my art #digital art

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keeps-ache · 7 months

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souP..

#just me hi #sou p #now That's a word #//it's 5 a.m. and i woke up like 4 hours ago for whatever reason and i've been scrolling the hurt/comfort tag on ao3 for like 2 hours hfbvs #do you ever realize that you aren't very interested in many things sometimes? bc it's definitely a Feeling loll #like it's nice! i don't get very overwhelmed with things i like but also. very sorry that it's so hard to get invested hbhdb #/i Know what i wanna read and unfortunately anything less and i will mentally file it under Ah. Okay :/ fvsh #and ALSO the things i am currently interested in are either my own Ocs (<///3) or shows made in the 50-60s that have nothing written at all #'why don't you write it yourself' 1) that's what the Ocs are for babyyy (and i don't trust myself to get other characters right HFvbs)#and 2) sometimes you just wanna read. you know. reid #oh and also Books written in the 40s. i cannot win out here Lollll #love Farewell My Lovely but also i can completely understand not really wanting to interact with it after reading fhfshc #the main guy is just So silly-putty to me. anyway #there was another book but i aem forgretting the Nayme #//anyway shoutout to the shows and books and my own projects that on every existing state of being i just Can't be/stay interested in hfhsb #:)

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megshummusic · 5 months

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slow dancing in the dark

#duality smp #dualitysmp #sparkbox #hey you ever think about dying #hey guys I’m normal about my silly minecraft character #they are so special to me #gayliens #minecraft #god i love minecraft roleplay #meg art #so basically spark gazing lovingly at jukebox amd seeing them for who they are or at least who they pretend to be and jukebox #feeling her embrace eyes closed and not seeing spark. is kinda ….#hey u ever make yuri so tragic #YOU LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS SOMEONE EEEELSEEEE OH WELLLL CANT YOU SEEEEE #I DONT WANNA SLOW DANCE IN THE DARK #u have no clue u have no fucking clue my plans for these gay little freaks #anyways if ur new here look up Megan Shumway vods on YouTube or whatever #who give a shit #me when baby though I’ve. closed my eyes I know who you pretend I am #me when. me when sometimes I look in her eyes and that’s where I find a glimpse of us. WHAT EVER DUDE #WHAT EVER I DONT EVEN CAAAARE #anyways anyone in these tags like yuri #it’s midnight and I’m drafting this up on my iPad #i have work tomorrow but who give a shit #Drew this in procreate btw I just started using it #this was before elias sent me all his cool tasty brushes though so expect even cooler art later thanks 2 Jim #fuck I don’t wanna delete the last tag and retype and I’m on ipad. *him #ok bye

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crazyw3irdo · 11 months

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saw jaws for the first time today and i can’t believe despite knowing so much about it through cultural osmosis i had no clue matt hooper existed and i love that funky little guy

#he’s just autistic about sharks and i love him for it. i forgive him for his crimes (being rich)#also his line about ‘having enough of these working class heroes’ or whatever. i was ready to fight him for that one #i knew about concerned police officer and weird old vaguely threatening fisherman but no one ever mentioned the silly little guy who just.#i knew when every jumpscare happened but i didn’t know one of the three main characters existed #he just loves sharks man. man was so funny. ‘hey i was told to tell you guys that you shouldnt all get in that boat’ ‘we’ll do it anyway’#‘okay! they’re going to die :)’#crazwaz posted #id seen the clip of matt discovering the body and the clip of them paddling to shore at the end!!!#but i’d never seen any clip of quint so i figured the one at the end was him and the body discoverer was a random character #he was wearing a wetsuit in the body scene and is seen from far away in behind in the final one so i have the right to not have realized ok #also weirdly enough my submechanophobia was not really triggered at all? which is wild. like one or two times it happened but like. that was #so weird to just. know that normally i’m scared of that kind of thing but it just. didn’t happen? like i’m scared of the jaws animatronic on #the universal ride! it scared me in pics and it scared me when i saw it irl! but bruce? nah she was just fine #that’s another thing i always think of bruce as she/her like. them all using he/him for the shark confused me #my brother mentioned she’s a girl in jaws 3d + in the wild girl sharks are bigger than boys so that’s probably what caused it #but i still think of godzilla as she/her and that one has like no evidence so maybe my brain just does that to them or smth

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chiropteracupola · 1 year

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hm. thinking about art-showing again.

#today's art adventure #it is really one of my favorite things ever but I am not the kind of artist who can really Do That.#hate saying things like 'make myself marketable' but I really Don't do that it seems #I love the way I draw and what I do draw but I do wish I was better at doing whatever I was needed to without a story to work off #and if I'm not excited about it then it plain doesn't happen. hands don't connect to brain anymore.#I can't just linocut a cool bird and call it a day and make a few dollars on cool bird linocuts #no instead I've got to go absolutely silly in the head. fucking. uh. team fortress 2 homoerotic smallpox inoculation incident. what.#it sure is something. maybe the 1am morbing but it's not like this feeling is new.#guy with very few skills he can consistently do has troubles about them again. news to nobody.

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martyrbat · 1 year

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#im bout to be whiny before getting nauseated at being kimda vulnerable and end up deleting this but just #shoutout to my friend (who was the only person i ever shared my writing with for over a year)#just telling me they've always just skimmed my fics AND infodumps because they dont care. like has read at most a handful of me talking &#usually skips any rare audio message that i sent when SUPER excited and made up drama to have an excuse to change topics #again. for over a year.#then getting guilt trippy when i was hurt by it until i apologize instead which !! lmao fuck ok !#its just... very hmpth :/ bc it eas already a shitty night and week of nonstop migraine. and then this #and taking into account im someone who NEVER blocks any of my friends tags or doesnt read and invest myself in their interests #even if i dont like it; i love seeing people (even strangers) excited and talking about what they like so of course im going to #at least watch them talk on it and/or actually research into it because i want to be able to understand their happiness!#and because its whats important to them !! i dont expect the same and im not shaming anyone for not doing the same its fine I guess #but to tell me? and to say they dont read my writing or give a single shit about me talking about something #when i always put 100% into their interests? am i that shitty of a writer and that obnoxious to listen to lmao #like i feel shitty for even being hurt over it and even venting because you guys arent here for that and its mean to force it on ur dash #and i dont want to be too whiny but also. jfc man #ill stay silly starting tomorrow and post about batmans balls or whatever. sorry for the vent just. bleh.#that ‘december please bro please im begging just a break please man’ post but its me throughout this February too apparently

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transurgender · 10 months

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Texas is simultaneously the funnest yet most frustrating character ive ever drawn my god

#benjitalk #arms and shoulders FUN hat and hair need to DIE #i cannot tell what style his hair is meant to be at all. slicked back mullet???? maybe????????????#speaking of hair dont get me STARTED on julies. i thought it'd be FUN it was NOT #not to mention his face is like. the direct opposite to everything ive ever drawn.#minus his nose. i thought itd be hard but i got it to something i like first try #oh yeah i watched the texas-ify it episode and he IMMEDIATLY shot to my number one favorite. i love texas SO BAD #silly little guy. puts him in my pocket like a rock #im currently ig studying?? the motorcity character designs to transfer them to my own style or whatever #and its fun but also.uhm. prev tags.#thank GOD i found the character turn around sheets or id be lost #JULIES PANTS DESIGN IS SO INCONSISTENT ON THOSE THOUGH. NO CLUE WHERE THAT STUPID PATTERN IS MEANT TO GO

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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year

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sorry i'm. just walked breaking dawn part 2 and i think this might be the funniest fucking movie i've ever seen. like yeah dw there's love and sex and stuff. and body horror. and underage relationships. like what a movie.

stephanie meyer is so goofy honestly. and so is this movie. there's even a whole sequence like 'omg guys we need action for the ppl who don't want the vampire melodrama!!' as if i would have watched this far if i didn't.

anyway. love your beloved media so good. i'm sorry i can't take it too seriously but i think that's such a huge point of it <33 genuinely one of my favorite movies to watch while i'm sad.

no no please don't apologize that is exactly how you should be viewing this it truly is ridiculous. out of the core 4 books breaking dawn is my favorite because it's just like WHAT is happening here

and oh my gosh that "omg we need action!" sequence is a whole thing. I wasn't alive to experience it fresh in theaters, but the stories I've heard about the way people screamed...oh if only I could've been there. I probably would've gotten miffed at the inaccuracy to the storyline before I got upset about Carlisle, but still.

you're so right the only reason I got this far was because I've become obsessed with this silly idiot dramatic vampires, I don't need a dramatic movie fight. I need to watch Jacob and Rosalie be petty and Charlie grumble about everything in the whole wide world

It's been too long since I watched the movies, I should watch them all. cannot take them serious. I cringe so hard watching them but it's so fun. I own at least two of them on dvd, I just need to collect the others now to indulge fully

so glad you watched and thought of me, at least enough to share this. i am the twilight mutual </3

#quil's queries #xanadaus #it's just. WAGH #i think I have made like one serious post about twilight ever in my life #it was the jacob until ur heart stops beating one #i should post about twilight more #indulge the demons or whatever #<- referring to vampires with edward terminology #he's soooo pathetic <3 #smeyer wants him to be morose and introspective and pessimistic in an artful way #but jokes on her she made the most cliche emo teen possible I canNOT take him seriously #i...am a monster...without a soul....cursed....without a god...#you :3 are a silly guy :3 with such silly little thoughts :3 #what was I talking about wait a minute

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nostalgicfun · 11 months

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My boyfriend was on the phone with his dad yesterday so I went out to sit on the patio to pet the geese and play on my phone for a bit, and while out there I came across a comic of baby Grimace (yes, that Grimace) being sad because everyone hated his milkshake and saying he wished he never had a birthday. Then there was a follow up where tons of people had commented saying they loved the shake and wished Grimace a happy birthday, and that made him happy again.

This, for whatever reason, emotionally devastated me. I was sobbing. I was ugly crying so bad that even the geese waddled away side-eyeing me.

After a while my bf yelled from inside, "Okay, you ready for dinner?" and I was forced to accept I had to go back in the house a defeated sniffly little wreck.

My boyfriend, who has only ever seen me cry once in the whole year we've been together, looked horrorstruck. He assumed the worst. Someone got hurt. Something was wrong with my family. Someone was mean to me (a cardinal sin). The panic that washed over his face was unparalleled.

He, upon seeing me, (somewhat theatrically) rushed over and grabbed me by the shoulders. "What's wrong, what happened? Are you okay?" he asked, frantic. "What is it?"

I realized how ridiculous the whole situation was and just shook my head.

He was growing more panicked. "What is it? Why are you crying?"

I then had to stand there and look him, this completely normal human being, in the eyes, and blurt out "Grimace"

Confused silence followed.

"....Grimace?"

I nodded.

"...The McDonalds guy...thing?"

I nodded.

"What...what did...Grimace...do to you?"

I then tearfully recounted the silly internet comic that had absolutely broken my heart. And this poor guy--this poor, wonderfully sweet, nice, patient guy--kindly stood there trying to figure out how to comfort me that Grimace was not, in fact, sad. (Nevermind that he's a corporate mascot who isn't real)

This morning my phone rang just after 5am. It was my boyfriend. It was my turn to panic, to assume the worst.

I didn't even have time to say hello before he started excitedly yelling, "Look at the TikTok I just sent you! Look! Open it!"

Confused and not entirely convinced I wasn't still asleep, I opened the TikTok.

An official release from McDonalds confirming Grimace (who still isn't real) did, in fact, feel special on his birthday.

#he is legitimately my true love

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adobecult · 5 months

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dr who is like….. really bad sometimes ??

#txt #not all the time. i loved eccleston and most of tenant has been good so far. But #the shit with the doctor not only being a cool silly guy who likes to hop around and help people #but also The Most Inportant Guy Ever #who warrants near-constant praise from literally everyone #is really irritating #bc then they like.. try to remember what it was like when the doctor was like. a normal flawed person with a complicated history #and write an episode where he just fucking loses it and causes a woman to kill herself #and i know he will probably be totally redeemed and forgiven by the next episode or he’ll die or whatever and it won’t be brought up again #it’s really fucking sloppy lol it’s not very good writing #maybe i’ll change my mind by the end of this arc or whatever #but fucl it’s like you’re away from donna for 2 weeks and you become an egotistical time lord supremacist freak? its so boring I Don’t Care #i’m not making a watch tag for this I don’t give a fuc

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heartshapedskittles · 1 year

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top ten moments I feel like I'd fucking explode and die if I didn't have self shipping as a coping mechanism because . ok. Ok! ok.

#vent #I’m fine <- lying through my teeth #Not gonna say what happened bc what then fuck holy shit #this situation is too Much rn to say on tumblr dot com especially bc the news is so fresh #reis solo is on fucking repeat tho thank christ he has such a soothing voice bc I'm still going insane but itd be worse without it #about to drag that twink out of his stupid game bc . man. do I need a hug rn from fucking anyone at this point #I usually dont like venting on here like I used to but 😐 holy SHIT what the fuck #if even a fucking week ago if someone told me I’d be going through this I’d say they’re lying this is some soap opera type shit .#whatever. what fucking ever maybe if I think about my silly ‘vampire’ enough and our ‘straight’ guy this will all just go away

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homophyte · 1 year

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watched the new john mulaney special and honestly it made me very happy. a lot of it is like deeply worrying shit ofc but i think its rlly clear that hes comfortable by how ridiculous it was and glad to be in a better place so thats nice. very much the same comedy and im glad for it bc hes earnestly rlly funny and i still enjoy it. i think society would improve more if we stopped paying attention to twitter,

#myposts #as a trans person yeah i have complicated thoughts abt the chapelle thing #but i dont necessarily see my enjoyment of his work as in tension or conflict w that yk?#mostly i dont worry about that kinda thing now and i feel better for it #but i do think its...a little funny how quick and absolute the 180 is? like now hes unfunny and ugly and smarmy or w/e #it cant just be 'this was politically bad' it has to dismantle him as a person w any kind of value in the first place and its just...silly #esp bc contrary to what ppl will say....they are VERY much holding the divorce thing against him.#like it is very much the first thing they bring up. and thats just so fucking stupid to me #like okay even assuming that he did cheat on his wife why am i supposed to care. thats not...positive proof hes a misogynist or smth #at most hes like. kinda interpersonally an asshole i dont actually think the moral judgement there is justified not that it usually is mind #but when i think abt that its like...the lie that he ever rlly was a wife guy and how thats invented ad hoc by fans #like trying to fit him into the box of type of guy for fandomization reasons #and also just how fucking stupid this recent trend of moralizing divorce is #seeing ppl talk abt crowders wife leaving and how mulaneys still an asshole for leaving his wife the same day. is. hm #i dont have a thesis there or anything its just so strange to see infidelity and divorce as inherently products of misogyny #far closer to both being products of MONOGAMY....but whatever i really just cannot bring myself to give a shit lol

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