You Love That Which You Can Lose

words: 15k

warnings: suicide attempt, light gore, murder, smut

pairing: obi-wan kenobi/anakin skywalker

summary:

Nothing could’ve prepared him for the sight in front of him. For a split second, Vader thought it was an apparition, but Obi-Wan Kenobi stood looking exactly the same as he did before Anakin Skywalker cut him in half and watched him roll into a river of molten hot lava. No tricks, no blue haze, no flicker of a hologram. It was purely, incredibly, disgustingly him.

Or the one where Obi-Wan Kenobi returns from death, again and again.

Scary dog privilege

obiwan leades anakin to the council 21 BBY holophoto in color

let's face it, Obi-Wan is only a stickler for the rules in comparison to Anakin. this guy thought lightsaber nunchucks were cool as a teenager and jumping out of politicians windows was cool as an adult. he regularly sasses the chancellor of the republic. he saw Anakin and Padmé being super obvious and decided it was none of his business. he sits pussy facing the world in important meetings. hes's a lonely single in your area. he won one (1) fight against a sith lord and decided they were his speciality despite getting his ass handed to him by Dooku multiple times. he's annoying on purpose as a battle strategy. every man he meets desires him carnally and he doesn't notice. he puts one foot on Han Solos ship and is like "damn bitch you live like this" despite having spent 20 years in a desert hole. he gets himself killed to one-up Vader one last time. he's winning the idgaf war

When your former padawan disobeys the council for the 63846336th time.

a grave for two

why is this so fking funny out of context

When two characters who don't have a happy ending because one (or both) of them die, gets fanart and fanfic of them growing old together.

deja vu

wtf did they get arrested for 😬??

Obi-wan getting picked on by padawans.

making some bad decisions!!

Meanwhile, the object of their mutual hatred: knife cat meme.jpg

Anakin the weighted blanket

Attempts at Waterbending 🌊

Avatar Anakin, native fire bender, just can't seem to get water bending down. "He's too hot headed and impatient." says water bending master Obi-Wan, who happens to be the only one willing to put up the Avatars crap in order to train him.