"But I..." starts Obito.
"Zip it," Kakashi wills Obito's mouth to shut. "Now go."
I love how the fandom has gotten excited about Kakashi edo-tenseing Obito! ❤️
While everybody's discussing the possible sick angst of it (and a bit of fun, too), my brain has supplied some outright crack..... I'm incorrigible xD
Thank you @malifiquemakes @hairybeardtongue @cool-thymus and @badninken for the new brainrot 🤭
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Closet experience
Based on that one tumblr post I couldn't find- loud noices in a closet and the other comes out bloody and happy and the other covered in kisses and looking traumatized xDD
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*18-year old Naruto going to Sasuke’s house for dinner*
Sasuke: Such a long walk out here … but I guess it helps us build an appetite for dinner, eh?
Naruto: True.
Sasuke: Mom’s really excited that you’re coming, you haven’t been able to come in so long. Her and Itachi have been in the kitchen all —
*Naruto abruptly lets go of Sasuke’s hand as they come within view of the house*
Sasuke: Hey … why’d you do that?
Naruto: Don’t want him to see …
Sasuke: Him? Oh, you mean Madara?
Naruto: Yeah. I’m pretty sure your grandpa hates me, dattebayo.
Sasuke: He’s not my — he doesn’t —- well okay you’re probably right. But to be fair he hates pretty much everyone.
Naruto: He doesn’t hate you …
Sasuke: No, and I can’t really figure that out. But Itachi thinks that maybe it’s because I remind him of his brother Izuna.
Naruto: Whatever the case, I know he thinks I’m not good enough for you, Sasuke. Last time you left us alone he called me “an inferior carrier of the Uzumaki genes” and insulted Kurama so bad I almost lost control of him!
Sasuke: You think that’s bad? Obito brought Kakashi over two nights ago because Kakashi wanted his permission to “court” Obito, right? He didn’t even get the words out before gramps tried to impale Kakashi with his cane. Took everyone in the house to hold him back from trying to take out Kakashi’s sharingan with his soup spoon.
Naruto: Wait … does he expect that? Like, should I have gone to him for permission to date you??
Sasuke: He expects a lot of things as the clan elder. But we’re already dating. Asking “permission” seems a bit unnecessary.
Naruto: It’s unnecessary but like you said, he’s your clan elder. It’s probably a respect thing to him, dattebayo. Okay! It’s too late for it tonight, but next week I’m going to come at him full-force. I’ll wear a kimono and bring gifts for everyone in your family, the biggest present of all will be his. I’ll kneel in front of him and formally ask his permission to marry you!
Sasuke:
Sasuke: M-marry?!
Naruto: Yeah! If he’s gonna try and kill me anyway, I may as well go all the way with it, right?
Naruto: Oooh I know, I’ll do it on Tuesday, my birthday! That way if he says Yes, it’ll be like I’ve gotten that one dream present I’ve always wanted; my Sasuke! *kisses Sasuke*
Sasuke, blushing: A-and if he says no?
Naruto: Then I can be one of those cool people who can say that their birthday and their death-day is the same day, dattebayo. Man, suddenly I’m super hungry. Let’s go! *runs ahead of him to the house*
Sasuke:
Sasuke: He goes from saying the sweetest thing imaginable to the dumbest shit possible. And the sad thing is I want to marry him more than anything.
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Guardian
A new doujin! For @obito-week. Prompts: HOLE, teamwork.
"Having made the hardest decision out of love for the world and for him, you unknowingly molded me back into him who you loved."
A bit of tough, disciplining love that reshaped even the flames of the inferno into the tender warmth of a sunrise.
Previous -> Treasure || Next -> Why worthless me?
A related meme 🤭🤭🤭
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