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Someone tell me why older men are so hot? Like who in the universe gave them the right? I'm genuinely perplexed by the phenomenon of men becoming sexier over the age of 40.

crying sobbing throwing up

mike you can't fucking do this to us.

know what. fuck it. only what I say is canon now. Norman is a poc with long hair. fuck you mike

i forgot i did art recently fdhskjsdf but some wc stuff! all my kits are apprentices sdfsDHKK

and my leader is soon to be murdered SFHKSD

I'm so sick of irl people my age. Internet people are fine. Older people I can work with. But face to face interaction, with acquaintances? With classmates? Hell nah. I don't fuck with that. Y'all are fine but seeing and hearing those people makes me sick.

Best genre of character is “they’re not tired of being nice, but they deserve to go apeshit”

Pest control

tumblr SHOULD make a stock market for posts. i think it would be funny and that is enough

I would like to formally apologize to the three people who interact with my content for the person I'm going to be. Frank Castle is back....and looking....so good. Again, apologies for the person I'm going to become.

reminder to never fakeclaim systems ever. you don't know whats in someone's brain and you don't have proof

People who refer to their strap on as their “dick,” “cock,” etc., what’s it like being the sexiest thing on earth?

i have such a hard time getting back into tumblr bc i keep flashing back to when I was 12 and was getting anon asks telling me to kms bc I came out as trans and was accused of copying someone I didn't know (or didn't know i knew?? i don't 100% remember if i knew them beforehand?? if i did it was probably nothing but a single message??

Have you thought of posting art about John? No pressure I'm just curious what he looks like, I always just imagine like a cowboy man with a beard and long hair

I... Have no more art of him lol. All gone. Oopise. But he is a cowboy man with long hair (and patchy beard). He doesn't like when people call him "Cowboy" tho, because he's never actually been actively around a cow. He doesn't know anything about the cow except they are big animals, sometimes they are brown. Very important is his hat that he goes almost nowhere without (he even sleeps with the hat on his face sometimes) and the coat he had for a... Very long time. It shows. It's very much not in best condition. Also the fact that he wears almost full black at all times...

Oakworthy: A boy that is wrong and a boy that came back wrong