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magiclcss · 1 year
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happy sinday. i think kaede should be allowed to fuck a demon.
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twistedprodigious · 16 days
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"Be careful, my dear, you're creasing my trousers with your pathetic grasp"
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bisexual-cryptid · 2 years
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steve: that was so hot.
eddie: i literally just called the person who flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them i hope they get dragged through the streets.
steve, getting on his knees: i’m so in love with you
eddie: oH?!
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weirdplutoprince · 11 months
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backseat gaming
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DID THE YELLOW ALIEN WOLVES JUST SNIFF MIKA'S ASS????
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Next and final chapter of "Stupid Sexy Priest" by @connorsjorts is out! It was such a pleasure to be part of this fic. I love it more than words could tell! Go read it here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50047492/chapters/129203848
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³ᴰ ᵐᵒᵈᵉˡ ᵖᵒʳᵗˢ ᵇʸ ᴹᵉᵗᵒʳⁱᵃ ᵒⁿ ᵀʷⁱᵗᵗᵉʳ
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magiclcss · 2 years
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“Do me a favor and make me a sandwich.”
“That’s what I told your mother last night after I fucked her brains out.”
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ladykissingfish · 1 year
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Deidara: *sits up in bed when his alarm goes off at midnight*
Deidara: It's heeeeeere, hm!
Sasori: *sighs* Oh, no.
Deidara: Oh YES. It's my birthday! Do you know what that means??
Sasori, grudgingly: I do whatever you want.
Deidara: That's right! *leans over and starts kissing Sasori* Can you guess what I want you to do first?
Sasori: A blind person could see what you want, you horny brat. But what about after?
Deidara: *taking off his clothes* I'll let you know in about 4 hours, hm.
Sasori:
Sasori: ...four hours? Really?
Deidara: Mm. *crawls into Sasori's lap* Don't sit here and act like you and your puppet body can't go that long, Danna.
Sasori: Well, yes, but --
Hidan, through the wall: Shit, I should have borrowed puppet-dick for *my* birthday! The old bastard couldn't even last 20 minutes!
Kakuzu, angrily: I told you I had a stomach ache from all that damned cake you made me eat! And you better not go to Sasori; I'm not spending all night picking splinters out of your ass!
Sasori:
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kyuhu · 11 months
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Hot take: Liet should poison more people
I think he'll start off as the "I'm not gonna use poison ever I have morals I'll do a fair fight and that's it" type of guy which quickly changes because he doesn't want Feliks to whine ages about a stab scar on top of his "why did you kill me?!" screaming he already has to deal with. Also he has the best knowledge about herbs and plants, I think even nowadays Liet could go through a random forest and make a quick poison in his kitchen out of the ingredients he picked up on his walk.
So yeah, Liet probably poisoned as much people as he ended up in bed with, which is a lot haha.
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