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aspirationalbrand · 20 days
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kochei0 · 2 months
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I turn to Ares.
Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK
⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon
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movedtodykedvonte · 10 months
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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moonlightperseus · 3 months
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brennan’s revenge against player fuckery (emily and ally’s shenanigans to be specific) has been both been bird themed. brennan you are not beating the bird guy allegations
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im a simple guy! i think about puppy Barnaby. i promptly explode into bloody heart-shaped confetti
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The vulture magic items are the funniest things I’ve ever seen omg. “You summon 1d4 vultures. They are not under your control.” I WISH I could come up with something as beautiful as that
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henbeaka · 4 months
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bye netflix is actually #1 byler shipper
editing to thank @starbylers for reminding me to add that eleven was in individual costumes versus will and mike being in couple costumes
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bitsbug · 9 months
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Me, my bloodthirsty child, and our 7ft long dog
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hmtaxidermy · 6 months
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Shoutout to this massive buck that had a third antler growing in
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pmpwbrrs · 1 month
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new scug oc :)! The Vulture.
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it was experimented on by an iterator to be vulturey but everything failed miserably and it's just a walking wet mistake who not only barely can do vulture things but also scug things. read more under cut.....
It can't fly it falls apart piece by piece it's slimey as heck everything's wrong with it i love it
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It would have been killed by its creator, but it was already karmically attached to the world, so by killing it it would have woke up -> killed again, horrible endless cycle. So! it was instructed to just go to the Void Sea. It didn't and just left :) and it met other iterators!
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troutreznor · 1 year
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9.22.2022
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aetherean-alchemist · 4 months
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QSMP February drawing of the day
Day 2: Q!BBH updated design/concept art
An agent of destruction and a reaper of death
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pherre · 5 months
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read hbomberguy's interview with vulture and these two answers in particular are extremely real
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moonlightperseus · 3 months
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the vulture dimension is my tactical yorbies moment
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its-the-sa · 9 months
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Hi! I'm somewhat new to the blog and was wondering, how the Scav-King managed to change Artis Mind after all what happend? Also are she gonna adopt new Kids at some point if she feels ready?
hello! dont worry, you haven't missed much, lol
the simple answer is, he didn't change her mind; she changed her mind on her own. all he did was give her the chance. all the other scavengers hated her because she hated them, which is fair. but the scav king could see that her hatred was coming from a place of grief, so he pretty much let her take her rage out on him until she was ready to let go of it.
and yeah, i think she will end up adopting eventually. but it will take a while before she's comfortable with the idea of being a mother again. she has a very strong maternal instinct, so she instinctively wants to take care of every child she sees, but she doesn't trust herself to be able to protect them. she 100% blames herself for letting her pups die, and now that she's not distracting herself by diverting that blame onto random scavengers, she has to actually face her guilt and work through it.
i imagine that children naturally flock to her like stray cats though, so that will probably help. whether she likes it or not.
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awkward...
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cannivalisms · 3 months
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hi everyone, long time no see! coming back to tumblr with a pitch that one friend rated 12/10, another 15/10, and no one less than a 10 (that i will be mentioning for the purposes of this post).
so basically me and my girlfriend are in our final year as university undergrads, and are fighting for our lives for stuff to put on our cvs / master applications that falls in line with our degree programs and interests (english literature for both). as much as i'd like it to, 'spending well over 80 hours mapping out dnd sessions' for some reason doesn't tend to appeal to employers or admissions offices.
this is where VULTURE CULTURE comes in.
we've laid out the principal tenets on the 'about' page, but a tldr for whoever is interested:
At Vulture Culture, we aim to take the works of people they may not necessarily feel the best about, works that may not otherwise see the light of day, and give them a ‘home.’ We believe that there’s no such thing as a story not worth telling. By not charging submission fees (be so for real) and keeping our guidelines few, we also hope to erode some of the traditional barriers in publishing, and create a more accessible space for all.
in other words, GIVE US YOUR LEFTOVERS.
we are a literary magazine that will accept anything that exists in the mid range of what you love and hate. have you ever wanted to be published but where do you even start? here. are you unsure what to do with that old work that's been sitting in your drafts forever (it's good enough to post, but not good enough to be picked up by anyone of significance)? hi.
our first issue theme is NEW BODIES, and we are just as curious as you to find out what that means. deadline is march 1st, 2024.
come help us be employable or whatever. also in return you get to clear up some draft space and see your name in print. together, love wins 🏆
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