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mfshipbracket · 1 year

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#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #round 1 #shrek #shrek x fiona #shrek fiona #kylo ren #rey #reylo #star wars #i have a no kissing img policy and the other intimate pic i could find was ? rey being dead 😭#ME SITTING THERE LIKE WHAT DO I DO….?#anyway. ngl this was the funniest one simply cuz i was doing the matchup system and realizing these two would be pit against each other.#sent a genuine shockwave thru my body ngl.#good luck everyone .

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stealth-black-leg · 9 months

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Thinking about the Cross Guild/Strawhat Tripartite parallel.

You have the ever-lucky clown and the trickster god

the current greatest swordsman and the next in line

and the transgenders

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writinandcrying · 1 year

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Sharing cuz this is way too funny ( leshyleaf from tiktok!)

#btw I’m not ignoring ppl matchup my life went into shambles this weekend lols #tmnt x reader #tmnt #rottmnt #tiktok #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt fandom #tmnt headcanons #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt x reader

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daitoko · 1 month

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various turn a gundam related things i never posted here. happy 25th anniversary :)

#gundam #turn a gundam #my art #loran cehack #sochie heim #kihel heim #dianna soreil #harry ord #and some others #the last one was drawn for the harry vs scirocco matchup in this years gundam march madness #in case youre curious #most of these are really stupid... sorry about that

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yutaan · 1 year

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I'm late to the CQL Hunger Games (and congrats to Wei Wuxian and Wen Qing!) but I just gotta say seeing the ChengQing matchup made my eyes and brain go HUGE

#the untamed #mo dao zu shi #jiang cheng #wen qing #chengqing #(...kinda)#Jiang Cheng's matchups were a wild ride #what an absolutely miserable time he had :D #doodles #comics #blood #tw blood #tw implied character death #tw needles

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medic-matchups · 1 year

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AND THE ULTIMATE HEALER IS....

MEDIC FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2 !!!!!!!!!!

(To, quite frankly, nobody's surprise)

Thank you for all your participation and congratulations for all the medical practitioners who battled it out in the tourney!

#medic-matchups #mod snake #team fortress 2 #medic tf2

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dozydawn · 8 months

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snake v bird makes for some of the sickest photos

#those electric guitar noises henry makes on lpotl #love even matchups in nature #animal death #predation #birds #snakes #constriction #serpentine #fave pics #animals

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shakingparadigm · 11 days

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genuinely one of the most damned frames of ALNST

#the wail i let out when ivans image went dark #look at this fucking matchup. david vs goliath. hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby #ok im off now for reals #alnst #alien stage #alien stage round 7

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jeankirstein4ever · 1 month

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Professor!Erwin who will smile and nod a little when he sees his best student already set up at the very front of the class, an hour before lecture.

Professor!Erwin who loves grading your work, adores the fluidity of your handwriting and the way you sign your name so neatly at the top.

Professor!Erwin who loves to see the look on your face as you read his encouraging marks across the page but even more so the look of shame when he leaves a discoursing comment, “I hope you are able to reevaluate how you spend your time, you’re clearly becoming distracted miss y/n.”

Professor!Erwin who has to bite back a scoff when he watches the rather obnoxious and duller one of his students ask you to tutor.

Professor!Erwin who watches you present for the class, having you dig his nails into his leg to keep himself focused while you’re damn near bent over trying to click through your slides.

Professor!Erwin who extends his office hours just for you, “wouldn’t want my best student to fall behind now would we?”

Professor!Erwin who admires how hard you work, “you have the most admirable drive of any student I’ve met.” He’ll lean over you to read your paper as you write it, his breath and cologne making your body painfully aware of how needy you wanted to be.

Professor!Erwin who groans when you press yourself against him, not being able to wait anymore , “Poor girl, been needing something other than some dumb college boys dick, huh? You work this hard for all your teachers or just the ones you want to fill you up?”

Professor!Erwin who’s hand is moving up you thigh, at an agonizingly slow pace, your hips already trying to buck for friction. His other hand holding you by the crown of your hair. Thumb pressing perfectly through the soaked cotton keeping you too far from him.

Professor!Erwin that goes soft as tears start to blister your eyes, finally moving aside the fabric to move two of his fingers swiftly inside your sopping wet hole. “You like this babydoll don't you?” His hand tightening in your hair making you whine so pitifully, “Answer or I'll stop.”

Professor!Erwin who feels himself strain against the fabric of his trousers and flesh of your ass; feeling you squeeze harder and harder around the cold metal of his wedding ring, pushing you further down on the desk.

Professor!Erwin who has to practically race to pull his length out before he ruins his favorite pants, his tip hitting your cervix with what he knows is not enough time to adjust, “m’ so sorry baby, just take it all in okay, I know you can, your my best girl, I know you can do it.”

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kangals · 3 months

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9 weeks vs 11 weeks... i'm losing my mind abt this

#i know its not an exact matchup bc im bad at stacking but like. he's gained like 3 inches in leg and length??#'zoe hes a puppy he is going to grow over time' WHAT DO U MEAN #kepcollie

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hotvintagepoll · 5 months

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Propaganda

Bela Lugosi (Dracula)—no propaganda submitted beyond this link to a Tumblr page

Cornel Wilde (A Song To Remember)—no propaganda submitted

This is round 1 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

#bela lugosi #cornel wilde #dracula #horror #old movies #today in matchups i find screamingly funny #fuck that old man #round 1 #hotvintagepoll #surprise! one more poll for tonight

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sushigeo · 8 months

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mfshipbracket · 1 year

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#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #round 1 #the good place #cheleanor #chidi anagonye #eleanor shellstrop #brooklyn 99 #peraltiago #jake peralta #amy santiago #CAN I JUST SAY. one of the more violent opening matchups

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sonicmalematchup · 1 year

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Round 1

#tumble the skunk #shadow the hedgehog #sonic male matchup #character tournament #sonic the hedgehog

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hot-take-tournament · 8 months

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HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT!

GREATEST HITS!

Submission 474

vocaloids (and all similar non-Yamaha-owned vocal synths) are bad. all of them.

It's a mockery of the human voice. Frye from Splatoon 3 of all things is the closest we will ever get to having any interesting vocal technique in a voice synth bank. Singing styles around the world are so interesting and take so much skill and you abandon them for a glorified MIDI file? I also blame them for the rise of AI-generated covers, because they first started the devaluing of the human voice and the usage of it as an instrument - a really boring one that will never know advanced or diverse technique. Congrats, Miku made Minecraft, now all of SpongeBob has sang Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. At least the SpongeBob characters have distinct and interesting voices.

[from follow up asks]

hello. vocaloid take submitter here.

i didn't expect my submission to gain as much traction as it did, i thought it was lukewarm at best. i thought there were more vocaloid haters out there. this is tumblr, though, so i guess not. still think vocaloid is ass though.

i will say, it might add context to my take that i myself am a singer and have natural perfect pitch. while i haven't sang in any professional capacity, i've still done some voice training and lots of lower level performances. i have very strong feelings about singing, and hold what the human voice can do in high regard.

i also have a better ear for picking up smaller things in the human voice (re: natural perfect pitch) and the difference between humans and vocaloid is extremely striking to me. no amount of tuning can make a vocaloid not sound lifeless to me, because i will never, ever hear a human voice, and instead of letting the lead of the song Not Be Vocals - which has never been a novel concept - they HAVE to put the voice bank in.

also, re: "frye isn't a voice bank dumbass", congrats! you took away something i felt was actually interesting! god i wish more people knew about more singing styles that they couldn't easily replicate!

while now i know that AI voices are not a continuation of vocaloid, sorry, still think it's bad, go to hell and learn to compose a song without lyrics.

also - still the vocaloid take submitter - to continue:

i will eventually send a link to a playlist of all of the Vocaloid songs i have ever listened to, because i am sure most of the people who think i submitted that think that i do not even know what Defoko is, or that i've heard exactly two Hatsune Miku songs. i know what Defoko is. i know she's entirely computer generated. i've listened to her voice. i still think it's bad. have any of you big shots heard of Big Al? i've listened to him. also bad. it's bad.

Submission 111

I think chicken breast is disgusting and I would rather blend it up into a shake than eat it with my teeth

It’s fast, it’s efficient, it’s nutritious if you add fruits and vegetables. It’s easy to prepare and you can drink it on the go. I need the protein but chicken breast tastes disgusting either way, and I’m tired of putting in so much effort to make the joyless rubbery meat taste good.

My friends and family are wrong, this is the future.

I see some of you not voting! That's cheating!

It's ok if you agree with neither take! Just choose the take you agree with slightly more!

Think of it like choosing the lesser of two evils!

Propaganda is always encouraged, and remember to reblog your favourite polls for exposure!

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destielbait · 6 months

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ROUND THREE MATCHUP TWO

#destiel #poll #bracket #round three matchup two

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