#fuck that old man
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Paul Newman (Paris Blues, A New Kind of Love)—those blue eyes! that cleft chin, that jawline! plus his company makes that really good organic salad dressing!!!!!
Christopher Plummer (The Sound of Music)—you can't tell me your sexual awakening was NOT this man staring julie andrews down in a dark garden somewhere in 1940s austria
This is round 2 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
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“Interview with the Vampire” S2 trailer // “Perforated Heart” by Eric Bogosian
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Masterpost of Hot Old Man Round 1 Polls
Paul Newman v Richard Burton
Omar Sharif v Tony Curtis
Red Skelton v Burt Lancaster
Christopher Plummer v Keir Dullea
Anthony Perkins vJack Lemmon
Kirk Douglas v Alain Delon
James Dean v Marcello Mastroianni
Harry Belafonte v Jean-Pierre Cassel
Marlon Brando v Robert Wagner
Sammy Davis Jr. v James Garner
James Coburn v Rock Hudson
Peter Cushing v Rex Harrison
George Chakiris v Sidney Poitier
Dean Martin v Sean Connery v Jeremy Brett
Tab Hunter v Toshiro Mifune
Howard Keel v Peter O'Toole
Robert Redford v James Mason
Steve McQueen v Charlton Heston
Dick Van Dyke v George Peppard
Elvis Presley v Peter Falk
Oscar Micheaux v Rudolph Valentino
Joseph Schildkraut v Buster Keaton
Jimmy Stewart v Ray Milland
Cary Grant v Claude Rains
John Wayne v Errol Flynn
Clint Eastwood v William Holden
Douglas Fairbanks Sr. v Sessue Hayakawa
Carman Newsome v Harold Lloyd
Noble Johnson v Charlie Chaplin
John Gilbert v Conrad Veidt
Ramon Novarro v Robert Earl Jones
Slim Thompson v Gary Cooper
John Barrymore v Paul Robeson
Edward G. Robinson v Clark Gable
Humphrey Bogart v William Powell
Leslie Howard v Ronald Colman
Peter Lawford v Vincent Price
Harold Nicholas v Mel Ferrer
Joseph Cotten v Danny Kaye
John Carradine v Keye Luke
Ivan Mosjoukine v Gilbert Roland
Benson Fong v Spencer Tracy
Guy Madison v Felix Bressart
James Shigeta v Ronald Reagan
Montgomery Clift v Ricardo Montalbon
Peter Lorre v Frank Sinatra
Bob Hope v Gregory Peck
Fred Astaire v Paul Muni
Bela Lugosi v Cornel Wilde
Cesar Romero v John Garfield
Basil Rathbone v Cantinflas
Henry Fonda v Turhan Bey
Boris Karloff v Robert Mitchum
David Niven v Van Johnson
Gene Kelly v José Ferrer
Robert Preston v Tyrone Power
Jack Benny v Donald O'Connor
Fredric March v Lex Barker
Michael Redgrave v Gene Autry
James Edwards v Alec Guinness
Fayard Nicholas v Fernando Lamas
Ray Bolger v Johnny Weismuller
Orson Welles v Sabu Dastigir
Mickey Rooney v Laurence Olivier
Rex Ingram v Glenn Ford
Bing Crosby v James Cagney
@hotvintagepoll
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I can remember if I’ve posted this edit on here before, but here it is again anyway. For the purposes of propaganda for Buster’s entry in @hotvintagepoll
Buster Smiles and Laughs in the Roscoe Arbuckle films
Music: When You’re Smiling by The Benny Goodman Trio
#buster keaton#roscoe arbuckle#hot vintage poll#fuck that old man#comedy#silent movies#1920s#benny goodman#smiling
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Could've made a version of this with Ashton
#critical role#critrole#critrole memes#cr3#cr c3#fearne calloway#fearniture#callowpea#text post meme#fuck that old man#fucking that old man#cr memes#cr shitpost#courtesy of me#cr campaign three#crit role#critrole meme
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Can't wait for spring 2024 when the hashtag #HEFUCKEDTHATOLDMAN will cause the Twitter and Tumblr servers to crash.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#daniel molloy#armand#fuck that old man#old people sex on tv#i will stop some day but that day is not today
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randomly saw a month old nyp article against my will and decided to try blackout poetry!
#henry kissinger#<- tw tag!#lol#fuck that old man#cant believe its almost been 2 months already! thank god#blackout poetry#joke
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holy shit I just had a CRAZY Ludinus endgame theory
(spoilers thru c3e89)
we learned in e89 that Ludinus is building something on Ruidus
we know that the Ruby Vanguard have promised the loyal Reilorans that they will be relocated to Exandria when the mission is fulfilled
we also know that Ludinus's prior inventions include a siphon for sucking the powers and indeed liveforces out of other creatures, and that this is how he's survived so long
What if the huge device/machine/THING that's he's building is a MASSIVE siphon to draw the lives/power from everyone on the moon??? What if the value of 10s of thousands of Ruidian lives (Reiloran and otherwise) is, to him, enough lifeforce to propel him to godhood? Or, conversely, what if it's enough lifeforce to break open a local divine (prison) gate and feed that power into Predathos (wither-and-bloom style)?
Also a tickle at the back of my mind says the Somnovem plot in Aeor and Ludinus's plot here are... if not actually parallel, then at least rhyming in the basics. (Dunamancy got us into this mess, let's pray to the Luxon that Dunamancy gets us out.)
#idk I'm just pondering#theories#critical role#campaign 3#spoilers#cr spoilers#c3e89#ludinus da'leth#fuck that old man#(derogatory)#predathos#ruidus#Reilora#also I just have Cady worrying about the Traveler going 'what is the faith of 200 people worth'#campaign 2#that campaign bleed tho#the thing is#this would track with the ABSOLUTELY horrifying callousness with which Luda treats all lives except his own#siphon all those people for his own ends?#more likely than you might think
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I love the Capaldi era, but I'm instinctively skeptical of the idea that the Capaldi era wasn't as popular, particularly on Tumblr, because The Doctor wasn't young and hot anymore. To me it reeks of sexism accusing teenage girls of being shallow and only liking nerd stuff if it has cute boys in it, which is unfair. I think the real reasons there is perceived to be a decline in popularity during the Capaldi era was
a.A lot of people were still measuring Doctor Who's popularity in tv ratings rather than streaming and tv ratings were declining across the board creating the illusion of more of a decline than there was
b.Doctor Who was also taken off Netflix during this period.
c.By this point the idea that Steven Moffat is a cartoonish supervillain who tortures puppies for fun was so engrained that even the absolute peak fiction that was the Capaldi era with it's often progressive politics couldn't reverse it.
d.people grumbling about how it's gone downhill is basically inevitable with any long running franchise
I'm not necessarily saying that wasn't at least a small factor though. Like if The Doctor had been played by two hot young women in a row and been replaced by a woman in her 50s there would probably have been some straight and bi men who stopped watching.
All this is preamble to saying that on the off chance I'm wrong and people not crushing on Capaldi was the real reason, than the Capaldi era was ahead of it's time because if it had come out when Tumblr was at the height of it's "posting about wanting to fuck old men" era it would have been the peak of the show's popularity on Tumblr
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Propaganda
Jeremy Brett (My Fair Lady)—"...he was beautiful. A strange adjective to use in describing a man. I use it not to suggest effeminacy or a kind of male prettiness, but in the same way I would use it to describe a throughbred stallion, Michelangelo's David or Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue. There was with Jeremy Huggins [Brett's non- stage name] a perfection and sublime symmetry in his features that was beautiful." [quote from "Bending the Willow" by David Stuart Davies]
Gene Kelly (Singin’ in the Rain, An American in Paris, The Pirate)—It’s hard to know where to start with Gene Kelly because he did so, so much, of such a high quality, from the ballet scenes in “An American in Paris” to the classy suave movie star act of “Singin’ in the Rain” to the incredibly camp, sexy “The Pirate”. He just never stopped finding cool ways to do things and he’s just brilliant to watch, especially when he’s dancing, but even when he’s doing drama or being silly! He’s one of those guys who could genuinely do it all and just radiates charisma through the screen, literally an #icon in every sense of the word.
This is round 4 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.
[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]
Jeremy Brett propaganda:
"according to critic Kenneth Tynan a 'too beautiful' Hamlet."
“Please take my humble offering of propaganda for bisexual icon ✨️Jeremy Brett✨️ and his early career!"
"he’s such a himbo sunshine boy in my fair lady"
“not technically propaganda because it won’t let me save the images but just found out my bi king jeremy brett played patroclus https://www.jeremy-brett.fr/crbst_183.html and also apparently dorian gray in the 60s and basil hallward in the 70s?? range.”
"...as a dashing D'Artagnan in The Three Musketeers (1966/67) (Duelling is no problem! XD)”
“dropping to sleep - Jeremy is far too handsome to play d'art and also too tall, lol”
Gene Kelly propaganda:
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"he was genuinely kind and supportive to judy garland when she was going through a rough time. she was having heavy trauma/addiction responses in 'Summer Stock' which led to her being late all the time and being too scared to come on set, and he actually faked twisting his ankle to distract everyone from her and give her some time off! so yeah, maybe he was a hardass, but when his friend needed him he was 100% there for her, and I think that's worth noting."
#gene kelly#jeremy brett#hotvintagepoll#fuck that old man#round 4#sherlock holmes vs—no i shant say it
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Because Daniel needs some sweet vampire lovin' too, here’s to a year or so of slightly unhinged behaviour, spreading my gospel of truth all over Europe. Happy birthday, Eric Bogosian!
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I am so normal about that old man (gripping countertop while starring into the mirror)
I'm so regular about him (visibly sweating)
I've never been more calm (lying)
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every day this month I'm going to recommend a different spooky ghost fic! today's rec is:
Friday Nights at the Cinema Club - @writingjourney 13.9k, E
The handsome old gentleman who attends the late night showings is certainly the best part about your small town weekend job. But as the gentle attraction between you slowly begins to bloom, you realise that there’s more to him than meets the eye – and promptly find yourself chased into the woods by an unexpected monster.
𖤐 you know the drill--bookmark, read, leave kudos and/or comments!
(browse the other rectober posts here.)
#because we want to what?#fuck that old man#rectober 2023#papa i x reader#primo x reader#the band ghost fic rec#the band ghost fanfiction#reader insert#fic rec!!#papa emeritus i#papa primo
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Music: Jump In The Line by Harry Belafonte
#buster keaton#harry belafonte#comedy#silent movies#go west#the goat#Tars and Stripes#1920s#1930s#educational pictures#silent film#silent comedy#slapstick#hollywood#golden age of hollywood#1920s cinema#jump in the line#fuck that old man
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"He fucked that old man!"
or at least
"He kissed that old man!"
or even
"He BIT that old man!"
S2, we are COUNTING on you to fulfill at least ONE of these. (Preferably all of them but you know, patience and all that.)
#armand/daniel#devil's minion#old maniel#old people sex on tv#fuck that old man#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc
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"he looks like he would say a slur, and not just a racial one" - my sister, seeing Gant for the first time
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