Ppl will bitch about how Alutegra shippers only ship them bc "oh they don't know how they met lol" as if it wasn't the first fucking thing we saw in the manga and Ultimate

I do think Alucard x Integra is not a canon ship because (classifying them into only one type of relationship) that would strip their relationship off opportunities to be interpreted by fans in a variety of ways (which probably was Hirano Kohtah's intention too since the ending was quite open and he didn't intend for a sequel or addressing the "after that") but it is baffling to completely deny the implication of romance because as I said "open to interpretation" INCLUDING romantic route. Besides that, it's lowkey rude to just assume every alucard x integra shippers are "new" fans, I have seen fanworks older than me. The least we could do is respect our predecessors. And let's not assume other people's interpretation as "mischaracterization" because Alucard and Integra relationship have several points where you can interpret as "romantic" or at least "sexual". And I don't even want to mention that the whole point of shipping is delulu, if you think Alucard x Integra is a stretch therefore "unshippable", you might as well treat every of other ship with the same attitude since besides Pip and Seras, none of Hellsing ships are canon??? And talking about canon couples, Mina Harker is married to Jonathan Harker, it is vague in Hellsing but in the novel she did not have a romance with Dracula, while in the Coppola's movie adaptation, she did have a sorts of romance with him? idk how far was it was hypnosis or romance but to each with their own interpretation i guess? And while we are at it, in that movie adaptation Mina Harker was a reincarnation of Vlad's wife, and they signified it by using colour coding, specifically speaking was dressing her (Mina Harker and Vlad Tepes's wife) in green (This motif had been incorporated into various of later adaptation like BBC Dracula or stageplays). Now who in Hellsing wears dominantly green? Wasnt that Integra? It is clearly a delusional stretch but that's the whole point of shipping?

i’m glad steve harrington can have a ghost boyfriend who’s actually cool now

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

shipping win! they have different but equally terrible coping mechanisms

favorite ship dynamic moodboard

a couple of eepies

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

until the special comes out i'm just going to write it myself

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

i wake up and i am immediately thinking about those characters. i eat breakfast and i am thinking about those characters. i do chores and i am thinking about those characters. i do any work, i study, i walk the dogs, and i am thinking about those characters. i go to bed and i am thinkign

When all this is over, will you stay with me? For good?

I want vaggie to confront alastor’s manipulative ass about Charlie’s deal and I hope it’s a musical number 😩🙏🏽

i am starting a collection