The Raven Boys Rizz Ranked
6. That one cray guy who tried to seduce his crush by kidnapping his crushes little brother and stuffing him into a car which is suprisingly not effective. Heard he died which is kinda awkies.
5. In almost dead last is ironically everyone’s favourite evader of death. You guessed right! Gansey boy!!! Reading through his first interaction with Blue was so painful I almost permanently died. However, credit were credit is due because he did somehow get with her at the end but he is just lucky Blue is deadsexual.
4. Ronan - bless his heart he tried but fuck is he embarrassing to watch sometimes. I’m not even going to detail all of the second hand embarrassment I had watching him flirt. But hey at least he didn’t call his crush a prostitute and then try and set them up with his bestie because of his saviour complex and crippling lack of self worth. Also his lil gifts were so sweet like A+ for effort.
3. The bisexual king himself Adam Parrish who could pull anybody in Henrietta with complete and utter ease. His only downfall is being kinda creepy being possessed by a forest and all but you know what some people find that hot (not me of course …). ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT ADAM IN A LEATHER JACKET BECAUSE WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT ENOUGH. Also you know the line in call down the hawk where he was like I need to take off your clothes!!! Damn he is kind of being robbed at 3rd.
2. My husband and everyone’s favourite man whore DECLAN TADHG LYNCH. My boy pulled 3 Ashley’s is a row and the goddess that is Jordan and he had me giggling at every single turn. Nothing is more seductive than a plain white guy with stomach issues and an art kink. Everyone hated you because they weren’t you and that’s why all of the bitches who slut shamed him *cough*Gansey*cough*Adam*cough*Ronan *cough* are ranked lower than him. Also his murder spree in Greywaren is the sexiest scene ever written, you cannot argue me on this. PSA: before anyone comes with for me for putting him above Adam just remember there is textual evidence of Adam literally learning to flirt off of Declan after observing him in trb. HE WAS THE TRENDSETTER.
1. Noah - Sometimes being creepy and dead can have it’s benefits. He saw his opportunity to kiss Blue and he fucking ran with it. He really said I know someone you could kiss 🤭 and I admire that confidence which I firmly believe makes him extremely deserving of 1st place. The ability to pull bitches whilst literally decomposing is quite frankly unbeatable.
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post where i liveread a book i already read not even two months ago instead of posting updates on goodreads like any sane person would part 1
"The Lowe family had always been the undisputed villains of their town’s ancient, bloodstained story, and no one understood that better than the Lowe brothers."
girl shut the fuck up it hits differently now 😭
why is hendry lowe just noah czerny of these books
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"Hendry looked like he was fantasizing about meeting a cute girl, judging from how he kept fiddling with his curls and smoothing the wrinkles in his sleeves.
Alistair was thinking about death. More specifically, about causing it."
he is just so dramatic for no fucking reason
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“I hate that fucking book,” Alistair growled.
me about this but like affectionate
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"But most of all, he hated to imagine his brother grieving him. They had never been without each other."
I'M LITERALLY SICK THIS IS SICK FORSHADOWING INSANEEE
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my fav part about these books is how there are 7 champion families but book very clearly says you should give a fuck only about 4
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"Nobody loved Gavin enough to protect him from the impending slaughter."
i know someone who will tho but first he will try to kill you for like 700 pages
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"But Hendry never liked to be woken before noon."
he is just like me
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"Alistair Lowe was extremely good-looking. Not that it mattered.
“I’m going to kill you,” Gavin said aloud, jabbing a finger into the center of the photo."
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"Want implied a choice he’d never been given."
You deserve better Gav bby
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oh it's the chapter where alistair is looking for hendry... ahah..hh..h
"Hendry had always been the favorite: more charming, more handsome, more loved."
you have no idea actually ☠️
"Hendry would understand what this conversation meant to Alistair. Just his presence, just a smile from him would be enough to fix this very wrong moment."
christ alive
“Where is my brother?”
worst thing i ever read -1000/10 do not recommend
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“No one wants the Lowes to win,” said Elionor bluntly, responding anyway. “And the Grieve champion doesn’t have a chance. If we work together, we can eliminate them easily.”
the way this lead to certain events lmao
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isobel i get you even if no one else does <3
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"Gavin realized Alistair was swaying back and forth, ever so slightly. He wondered what possible reason the favorite to win this tournament had for getting dead drunk right before it started."
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"This boy had everything, and he had nothing."
LEAVE HIM ALONEE HE IS SAADDD
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“For that,” he said, each word enunciated with a careful sort of rage, “I will kill you slowly.”
crazy how that is crazy how that will be
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"Alistair sat at his family’s banquet table, surrounded by those who had murdered his brother."
i hate theeeeem
"Without Hendry, Alistair was lost."
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“It’s funny.” Alistair glared down at his mother. “For years you told me stories about monsters. But all along the monster was you.”
yes
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"She felt an unexpected pang of sadness for him."
#me
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briony is so insane for what she did 😭
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"Gavin had glared at Alistair Lowe and his brother from the back of the pub and wondered what it would be like to have someone in his life like that. Someone who knew him. Someone who saw him.
Someone who would celebrate when, not if, he came home."
I AM SO SAAAAAAD
fuck
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"Everything was terrible, and he was tired."
god he gets me sm
that's enough for part 1
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