beatles opinion kinsey scale
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heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]
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physically im not here but mentally yeah im not here eitherÂ
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I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
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Before you post on Tumblr, THINK!
T – Is it Terrible?
H – Is it Horny?
I – Is it Ignorant?
N – Is it Nautically themed?
K – Is it Kringe?
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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
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This meeting could have been a fresh autumn pear
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little thing about seeing the eclipse with my family and some kind strangers
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idk waht to write for this one,
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