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photozoi · 14 days

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"What? It was just a tiny taste!"

the Imp, Silken Windhound Busted.

#the Imp #silken windhound #sighthound #photozoi #original photos #4-2024 #out on deck #garden #tongue touching is a no no #no tasty the flora!#snootblr

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sick-ada · 13 days

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Hypothetically.if. hypothetically. if flora were to eat a food…. What would he be craving…

ANY food? slime mold from rain world. he would shovel that in his mouth so fast you'd just see a vague orange blur

if we're talking Real food though flora's body is 90% junk food. she has to get healthier when the leftovers start doing turf stuff bc her ink was actually greasy it was gross

#cicadart #cicadasks #oc: flora #splatoon #agent 4 #mostly projecting my desire to eat slime mold onto flora #they look so TASTY #slime mold sauce would go so hard you know i'm right #fun fact i went to look at the slime mold page on the wiki to check the colours and it was so incredibly broken. but nobody had noticed bc #who the fuck is looking at slime mold on a tuesday evening

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ballwizard · 7 months

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mspaint flora again

#cool swag art #professor layton #flora reinhold #first one with some filters and editing second one is unfiltered raw mspaint ver #just kinda wanted 2 draw her chilling having a tasty drink. whats she drinking..?

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transtrucy · 23 days

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worst part of being a huge vs fan is that while i have this whole space in my brain dedicated to phoenix and hershel’s relationship during the seven year gap influenced by both series, i don’t know how to casually reference it without the majority of readers being like professor layton????????????

#THE URGE TO CASUALLY REFERENCE HIM VS NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE ACCEPTING VS INTO THEIR HEARTS!!!!!!#that plus if you don’t play the layton games you may have a slightly different view of him from vs than if you do #phoenix asks hershel for parenting advice? hershel is gonna bullshit his way through an answer while ignoring flora #vs makes you think layton is relatively well adjusted and a good father figure #this man is a RUNNER he is TRAUMATIZED he doesn’t open up to ANYONE he’s AVOIDANT and he is a pretty shit dad!#i love him flaws included #but his relationship w luke is so successful compared to the other three bc (TO ME) luke goes home to his parents at the end of the day #that and they’ve hashtag trauma bonded #anyway ive been debating casual references to vs and hershel and luke for red tape for literal months #im procrastinating and pacing and thinking about hershel and phoenix friendship #phoenix disappointment in hershel for how he’s treated flora…that’s a different fic but. tasty.#ANYWAY. LUNCH. THEN EDIT. THE UPDATE.#chatter

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kaeyx · 25 days

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Hello everyone. Nikolai waking you up in the morning by straddling your face and putting his cunt on your mouth the second you open your eyes.

#leo.spam #mnnxmgmb and it's right after he's woken up too so you KNOW that shits tasty #sorry i am. going through it. the smell. the taste UGH #FLORA IF YOU SEE THIS KNOW THAT IT'S YOUR FAULT!! I CAN SENSE THR MUSK KINK COMING IN AND IT'S BC OF YOUR TOJI THING #ily very much you're making me worse mwah <3

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taffywabbit · 1 year

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Commission for juicebun on twitter! Specializing in plant-related magic makes a lot of sense for a rabbit, because you can command nearby flora to defend yourself and channel sunlight to bolster your abilities, but you can ALSO just summon a tasty little treat for yourself whenever you want 😋🌸

#that's a buny #plant magic #floramancer #mage #bunny #rabbit #furry art #fantasy illustration #commission #taffy art

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geraskierfanficprompts · 10 days

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Prompt 11

There's a forest near Redania that is lush with color and flora. Every time Geralt camps there, he gets the best sleep of his life. There's always plenty of game for when he's hungry, and the birds follow after him, singing him songs. Every time he comes back, more and more odd qualities of the forest show. Most recently, flowers spawn wherever he or Roach steps. Roach finds this amazing (and very tasty), Geralt meanwhile is starting to find this suspicious. He's begun to hear a song in the breeze, and that's when he kicks roach into high gear and gets the hell out of there. But no matter how far he travels, in the back of his head, he can still hear the sad song, sung from a shaky voice. Eventually, he finds himself along the trail of the forest, and decides to risk it. The voice swaps immediately to a happy tune, and Geralt is being showered with deer and rabbits who are suspiciously suddenly always just near his camp, fish literally jumping out of the river toward him, birds flying after him to drop flowers on him. He decides that whatever is controlling the forest must be harmless, and even wishes it well as he rides off, only to hear the sad song start again as he leaves. He assures the forest he'll return again, and the song lightens to a cheery jig once more. When a monster known for spreading rot wherever it goes suddenly appears in Jaskier's forest, Jaskier knows his only chance is to sing his witcher back (and perhaps convince him to bring Jaskier with him next time.)

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radioisntdead · 26 days

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(To maybe save our hearts from the angst, how about a cuter idea? could be any gender really and be seen as platonic or not just very vague fluffy fun)

A reader who is similar age to Susan and is the opposite type of old person, a gentle Grandparent who has old person candies at all times. Most importantly however is the only one who can calm Susan's feral chihuahua energy, only when they need to of course.

They play cribbage on weekends, and definitely both chat about the youngins- maybe playfully feud on which is better Knit or Crochet

Good evening my dear! This is a little shorter then I wanted but I did write it in a hair salon, where at the time of posting I'm still in.

Bitter and sweet

Warnings!!!

Cannibalism, Reader is GN but gives off old lady grandma vibes, this is written in little drabbles mainly because I wrote them in an hair salon

Susan had a neighbor, she lived to the left of her house, while Susan's house was more stale and strict appearing her neighbor's was more soft colors, with gnomes outside and a lovely garden filled with all types of hell's flora,

You'd think the two would be at odds but they got along well, going out for tea each day, on weekends they'd go to bingo or play a game of cribbage, although they did get into tiffs about what was better between crochet and knitting, like how crochet is easier for some to pick up with the sole hook, or how knitting uses less yarn then crochet, They were dear friends, and this is some tidbits with them.

You and Susan had opposing aesthetics but that didn't stop the two of you from matching outfits in some way or another, she wore her usual pinkish dress? You were two feet away from her in more brighter attire.

"Kids these days are getting more and more foolish each day, fucking crying in the middle of the streets!"

Susan said, sat on a bench looking across the street at some poor cannibal gal sobbing as her dearest assumingly ended things

When you didn't respond she looked over at you only to see that you were gone,

"Where the hell- [Name]!"

You had dashed over to the gal, swatting at her former lover with your handfan, scolding him for breaking things off in the middle of the streets inside of somewhere private or inside a restaurant as the girl sobbed into your arms,

"Shh, it's alright you deserve better, someone with manners!"

You said patting her back, glaring at the unmannered former lover while Susan groaned from her seat, you just had to butt into other people's business didn't you!

Like she didn't do the same at times.

......

"You uncultured, red-40 looking, bad dental hygiene, modern technology radio man!"

Susan raised her cane to the Radio Deer man, you had just entered Rosie's Emporium for a snack,

"Susan! No! That is terribly rude!"

You shouted dashing over quickly before Susan could do anything, pushing down her cane, while apologizing,

"My apologies! I'll escort her out, here buy yourself something tasty"

You said taking the radio demons hand and placing some money and a few pieces of candy into it before linking an arm with Susan and taking her outside while scolding her as she grumbled, leaving the Radio demon lowkey stunned and missing his mother.

You were how he imagined she would've been if she lived to be elderly.

.....

"For fuck's sake! Why are you in my house?"

Susan shouted as she walked into her kitchen only to see you adorned in an old lady apron chopping away at some vegetables while some type of meat simmered on the stove,

"Making us lunch obviously! I have news about that lovely gal we met on the street a few months ago! She's going steady with my nephew, the one with the good job not the one that's married, and I must tell you what her scandalous ex lover had to say-"

You rambled on, mixing up slang from different decades Susan could care less about the gal who was sobbing on the streets but you seemed to hellbent on telling her about the 'tea' as you called it.

.....

"Susie, let's listen to what the princess has to say before booing her off the stage, this is why she called you an old bitch''

You said linking an arm with Susan before shouting over at Charlie as Rosie pulled her aside,

"My apologies!"

You chased down Charlie at a later date to give her some candies for her troubles with Susan,

You paid visits to the hotel after that, bringing treats for the residents.

....

"Knitting is superior, it uses less yarn then your hook, knitting takes far more skill and that little crochet thing seems easier.''

Susan said knitting a scarf as you sat across from her, crocheting a net.

"Susie, you are my dearest friend and I love you, But I can and will surplex you into a wall if you say that again."

Hearing that while you wore the sweetest smile would strike fear into the average sinner.

......

"Are we thinking barbecue? Grilled? Perhaps baked? Oo I recently picked up some new seasonings we could try!"

You shouted over to Susan as you threw a net at an exorcist pulling them down and stabbing them with an angelic weapon before discarding them to the side to harvest their wings later,

"I don't give a donkeys ass as long as they taste good!"

.....

"Susie?"

"Hm?"

"I'm dying again."

"Don't be dramatic!''

She smacked you gently on the head with her cane as you broke out in laughter, angel wing in your hand and gold around your mouth.

Good evening folks! I am actively dangling Susan around like a keychain, I should invest in a Susan keychain, are Susan keychains a thing???

#hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x you #susan & reader #hazbin hotel susan #hazbin susan #hazbin hotel

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rrinku98illusts · 5 months

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The Heart Flower is one of the native flora from the Sky-type's natural habitat, specifically the floating continent that was named "Skyloft". Commonly consumed by any type of the Links to "extend" their lifespan.

The Twilight-type seemingly not interested in consuming the flower, but he did somewhat help the Sky-type Link to reach the freshly-picked Heart Flower we brought.

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Tbh it looked tasty though, kind like one of those red cherries on top of ice cream 👀🍒

#twilight princess #skyward sword #twilight princess link #skyward sword link #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #chibi #digital painting #2023art

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molabuddy · 9 months

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i'm having Thoughts so. collection of headcanons about the different home planets in pikmin:

Hocotate - Everybody's favourite :] a small planet that's hot and arid all around, and a little bit boring in the flora and fauna department. Notable for brutal summers and so-so winters, an environment really only suited to growing its famous and unfathomably delicious vegetables.

Vegetable cultivation and shipping is its main industry, but it's also a notable manufactuer of sub-par, barely up to code BUT dirt cheap spacegear :]

(extra hc: while pikpik carrots (as well as hocotate onions, garlic and other veggies) can be cultivated on other planets, no matter how closely those other planets can simulate a hocotate climate, the resulting carrots are noticably different and less tasty. Botanists can't figure out why!)

Koppai - kind of an outsider planet in terms of its culture as well as its literal distance from its neighbours. On the outside, it looks very advanced, with sprawling modern cities, but as we know Koppai has been struggling with a food shortage for a while :(

Notable for leading advancements in space technology, as well as inventing the kopad - a model of tablet which quickly became the base for space travel squad tablets built and used all across the galaxy.

(under the cut = some pikmin 4 planets - minor spoilers abound?)

Giya - Home Planet of Shepherd, Russ and Colin, as well as the Rescue Corps HQ. a Big planet, definitely in terms of population and industry, possibly even in terms of literal size.

Its a major hub of space travel facilities and technology, as well as a big hub for planetary immigration! Lots of people from other planets move there, so its got a very diverse population. It also has a large variety of climates as well as flora and fauna (Giya is generally a very "earth-like" planet I think)

Ohri - Home Planet of Dingo and Yonny (though both probably live on Giya most of the time.) A planet famous for its extreme climates both hot and cold, and the abundent and occasionally deadly wildlife in every nook of the planet barring the most developed cities

Ohrians(?) are very passionate about the natural habitats on the planet, and many places have remained protected and undisturbed, but it means that off-planet tourists and Ohri locals alike are just one wrong turn away from danger.

(extra hc: the reigon Yonny grew up in is notable for its poisonous creatures. he discovered his love of medicine while being taught how to make remedies and antidotes by his mother)

#pikmin #pikmin 4

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yanderelinkeduniverse · 6 months

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Hey I’ve got something in the works for Halloween but it’s probably going to be late, so it’s going to be more like a mid-November thing. But I’ll at least whip up some tasty art because you guys deserve something nice for the holiday.

Anyways, in the meantime I wanted to share a line of thought I’ve had for a while about Wild’s memories and his attitude towards both himself and Flora.

It’s kind of an analysis/speculation type of thing where I look at the memories in “Breath of the Wild” and see how these memories could have affected Wild’s current mental state in the actual comic, so not explicitly yandere.

All art belongs to Jojo!

So first things first, something that I’m sure a lot of people have pointed out is that Link’s memories in Botw aren’t actually about him so much as they are about Zelda.

From a writing standpoint, this at least makes a little sense since Zelda is supposed to be an important character in the game and since she’s currently preoccupied with keeping Calamity Ganon at bay, using the memories to explore her character is a reasonable thing to do.

But from an in universe perspective, this doesn’t feel very fair to Link. We rarely get to see events from his perspective and instead see things from the perspective of Zelda or some other character. Plus, we get no memories that truly focus on Link himself before he became Zelda’s personal knight. Anything we do know about Link is derived from comments characters make(like Zelda mentioning Link’s father) or diary entries.

Logically, this would all make Link kind of alienated from his past self, a stranger to this “Him” he used to be.

And we know that Link only ever regains memories of the Princess and not of himself, because when Zelda talks to him after he regains the final memory, she says this:

Note how she says “of us” and not just “all your memories from 100 years ago.” So there aren’t any little gaps in between shown memories where Link collects memories beyond the time he was with Zelda, at least none that exist beyond headcanons.

Anyways, I want to talk a little about Urbosa because for as well meaning as she may have been, I think some of the things she says in two memories in particular relate pretty heavily to Wild’s self esteem in the comic.

There’s two things she says in particular that I think would’ve stuck with Link — and thus — Wild.

The first one is this:

We don’t know what order Wild collected his slate memories in the comic, but if we assume that he decides to collect them in the order of which photos came first on the slate then what Urbosa says would most likely affect Wild heavily.

He’s basically got no solid self image of himself or especially not the self he was 100 years prior. So one of the first things he learns about himself being that he was “a living reminder of Zelda’s own failures” when he goes on to recover more and more memories relating to Zelda and her failures just feels like unintentional set up for Link to develop some more self loathing issues.

But being fair to Urbosa, she is basically Zelda’s surrogate mother and by this point has known Link for maybe a day or two. She’s not obligated to worry about him. Plus at the very least she does add on that this is how the Princess sees him, not what he actually is.

The second comment from Urbosa is this:

Prefacing this with saying, again, Urbosa does clarify that Link doesn’t hold any blame for the way Zelda sees him at this point, so good on her for that.

But still this is almost the exact same sentiment being repeated, Link’s own struggles are ignored in favor of focusing on how his success is interpreted as Zelda’s failure. Even if Urbosa adds on that this isn’t his fault it’s just how Zelda is, from Link’s perspective that’s got to leave some kind of impact on him. Perhaps guilt?

So to summarize, because of the selection of memories we know Link collects in canon, it’s logical to assume that Link’s view of himself in the present and from a hundred years ago would be rather negative.

And this perfectly reflects how Wild acts in the comic.

I don’t know about you but to me Wild has always had a particularly toxic view of himself from 100 years ago. He barely sees his past self as himself, instead calling that past iteration “Him” like he’s talking about a separate person. And he’s always given me the vibes of both resenting his past self while simultaneously wanting to be him again.

The way he talks about his past self being capable of feats he could never see himself doing shows that Wild in part seems to see his current self as “lesser than” his past self, especially when it comes to how the Master Sword responded to him at different points in his life. So it’s not a stretch to say that Wild may want to “be” that person again, especially since we see him use the sword at least one time.

But because of his perceived “failure” and possibly how he made Flora feel, he also resents the gifted prodigy he once was, not seeing that he was and has always been a human person with his own struggles.

Anyways this is sloppy and messy but I wanted to get this off my chest because I think it’s really interesting.

#acrylic talks #linked universe #lu wild #not yandere #lu analysis #breath of the wild #urbosa #princess zelda #lu flora

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skaldish · 3 months

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hi! i was trying to find resources about this online because i lost a tumblr post or ask about it but i've had no luck! i was wondering whether you had any answers or places to point me?

when it comes to husvaettir: do they only exist as they do in folklore in europe? i.e. would it be relevant or make sense to do practices associated with germanic or scandinavian folklore if i do not live there?

what happens if you try to make a connection with the local husvaettir and then you mess up? i know they dislike having offerings being missed and may be upset if you don't upkeep your house, so as an anxious disabled practitioner i have no idea how to balance this. is it better off just not reaching out?

(upg) on that same note, do they inherently exist in every home space, or do some not have any? if so, does not reaching out make a difference?

sincerely, a heathen with a deep love for spirits but no idea how to syncretize this into my modern practice, if at all? (and also a heathen lacking proper sources since my computer broke)

All houses have husvaetter, because spirits live everywhere, including alongside humans. "Husvaetter" isn't a "species" of spirit, but rather a word that refers to any kind of spirit that likes to dwell (and is known for dwelling) in a domestic setting. Nisse/Tomte (gnomes) are one example, but so are ghosts.

The husvaetter I've cohabited with aren't always Scandinavian. You get a mixed bag here in the US with spirits. Just like every place has its own flora and fauna, so too does it have its own spirits. (Though some Scandinavian spirits did come over with the diaspora.)

I've lived in residences that had a Nisse, but not all of them do, and this is true even in the Scandinavian countries. If you want a Nisse for a neighbor, you need to set your place up to be enticing for one, similar to how you need to set up a bathouse if you want bats. A Nisse is more likely to move in when you set up the environment for one.

As for messing up...spirits aren't really concerned about people "messing up," because "messing up" implies they care more about our performance as assets than about our character as people. They don't.

(Additionally, if you're concentrating on trying to "do things right," then your focus is not actually on your relationship with them, but rather on your relationship with your performance. They find that rude in my experience.)

It's not neccessarily clutter or uncleanliness that Nisse dislike—it's inhospitality. The story of the Nisse throwing a tantrum about not getting butter on their porridge? It's about being the Nisse being a picky eater, sure, but it's also an allegory about a host who did not care.

Keeping a space clean is just a way of showing hospitality, the same way making sure the food's hot and tasty is a way of showing hospitality. Curating a space for the Nisse and giving them gifts they like is another way of showing hospitality. It's demonstrating care, not fulfilling an obligation, that makes a Nisse happy to be your neighbor.

Just make sure when you interact with spirit, it comes from a genuine place.

#answered #norse paganism #norse heathenry

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canyourfavesurvivecastledracula · 26 days

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Steve Minecraft

Pros: - strength depends on whether you measure how much shit he can carry (like some people have done online), in which case it's near infinite, or based on the fact that he doesn't turn zombies to mush with one tap. Let's go with the second one, to make it more interesting. Still pretty strong though -- he can kill an average person in 20 punches. - he doesn't need to eat unless he moves or needs to heal. this won't come up, but it's weird - he can heal from essentially anything as long as he has food - his main enemies are undead and explosive plant creatures, he definitely believes in the supernatural - probably more i didn't think of Cons: - his blood is almost definitely standard human blood, and thus tasty - he cannot climb walls unless there is a ladder - he loses his ability to run if he gets hungy - probably more i didn't think of

We've talked about Minecraft Steve here, although you have brought up novel points. The critical factor seemed to be Dracula's 50 double-chests of breakable dirt, though you bring up a fair point of how he's going to get at them without going down the wall the first time. But Jonathan describes a ledge, so while there's no ladder or vines, there may be the possibility of parkour.

I did not even consider the possibility of Creepers spawning inside Castle Dracula. That's a whole different set of problems. (Are Creepers flora?? Iiiinteresting)

On this note, does anyone know how to make my index work via mobile? Tumblr's search function is notoriously poor, but I'd like to do whatever I can to make it easier for people to check if their fave has already been subjected to the horrors.

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charlesoberonn · 4 months

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What long since extinct flora and/or fauna would you like to eat?

Definitely mammoth.

Our ancestors hunted them to extinction so they must've been pretty tasty.

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ichinisankaku · 5 months

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Event Translation - Spotlight ~St Flora Side~ (Part 2)

Muku: It's almost time for the lessons to start. I'm getting a bit nervous…

Yuki: They're called "special lessons", but really, it's just practice. You'll be fine.

Plus, our tutor is…

*door opens*

Music Teacher: Ah, it looks like everyone's here.

I believe you've already been told, but we've invited a tutor for the special lessons this year.

Homare: Greetings, dear students. I am an alumni of this school who shall be your special tutor for the Chorus Contest, Arisugawa Homare.

I'm glad to be working with you from today on!

Muku: So it really is just like he said this morning.

Yuki: Not wearing the uniform though, of course.

Homare: In my middle school years, I led the Chorus Club to national victory, and was known as "The Boy Loved by God."

That's why you have nothing to worry about - just follow my lead!

Student A: This guy's sure got a lot of presence, huh… But he seems like he might be reliable.

Student B: I know him! That's the poet Arisugawa Homare-sensei! To be taught by Arisugawa-sensei… wow!

Student C: Oh, I've heard about "The Boy Loved by God" from the guys in the Chorus Club before!

Yuki: It's suddenly all noisy…

Muku: These lessons really are going to be fun.

Muku: Thanks for teaching us today, Alice-san! I learned a lot.

Yuki: The lesson was more proper than I thought it'd be.

Homare: Thank you. I felt as though I'd gone back to being a student myself, it was very enjoyable.

…I know. You two, would you mind accompanying me for a bit, if you have the time?

Yuki: Do you want to continue practicing at home?

Muku: You mean, like some secret special training…!?

Homare: I see, special training does sound fun as well.

However, I was referring to what students do on their way home… That is, taking a detour!

As such, I would now like to recommend a cafe to you both.

Yuki: Muku, this chocolate cake here looks good.

Muku: Yeah, it looks super cute and tasty…!

Homare: I'll be having the carrot cake set. Hm, and what drink should I get?

Yuki: I'll have this, then.

Muku: I'll go with this.

Homare: Understood, I'll order right away.

Homare: …Once again. Thank you both very much for accompanying me today.

Muku: Thank you as well, I'm really happy you invited us!

Yuki: Well, I was hungry anyway.

Homare: That's good, then.

Now, as fellow students of St Flora, let us talk to our heart's content about the memories of our youth!

Yuki: Uh, you're not a student anymore.

Muku: Um… In that case, can I ask you something, Alice-san?

Homare: Oh my, what exactly?

Muku: How did you find the Chorus Contests when you were in school?

Yuki: Good question. I might be a bit curious too, it sounds like you were really active in the Chorus Club.

Homare: …

Muku: Alice-san…? Did I ask something weird?

Homare: No, I was simply thinking back to that time.

Right, my memories of the Chorus Contest…

Employee: Thank you for waiting. Here are your cake sets.

Homare: Ah, thank you.

Before I speak of my memories, shall we enjoy our tea first? We wouldn't want it getting cold now.

#a3!#a3! translation #act! addict! actors!#homare arisugawa #muku sakisaka #yuki rurikawa

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yandere-wishes · 5 months

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QUICK with which Genshin characters do you ship your mutuals with, why and ship dynamic!

This wasn't quick at all, it took me like four whole days to write this. Most of my mutuals aren't really into Genshin but here are the four who actually play the game,

@yandere-romanticaayandere-romanticaa: Ovious Childe, like come on who else am I supposed to ship her with? She's gone on record to say she's ABSOLUTELY FERAL over him~💖💖

But…If I were to get creative with this. I'd say Ana and Alhaithalm would be a super wholesome couple. Dates would include, cuddling together as Alhaithalm reads her a romance novel. Or maybe a cute, aesthetic cafe date. Eating sweets together and staring into each other's eyes with longing.

Like Ana come on he'd be the perfect husband for you, he's 85% Lana del Rey coded.

@feedmestraycats You would literally be perfect for either Tighnari or Cyno. In both cases, it's because you get so passionate about something and need to tell all your friends about it. Tighnari and Cyno would absolutely adore you for this trait, commenting about how adorable you get when you talk about your latest passion. They'd also spend hours talking to you about their obsessions.

Cyno would teach you how to play TCG and buy you the prettiest cardholder. He'd also take you out on dates in the desert, enjoying the sun and sand as he shows you a new card combination attack he learned.

Tighnari would take you out on picnics in the forest/jungle. Having prepared numerous tasty snacks and treats, plus a nutritious meal. He'd show you all the different flora and funga. He'd spend hours explaining their traits to you. He'd be so happy to be in his favorite place with his favorite person.

All this being said, I can also see you and Albedo being together. since you both share a love of art. He'd definitely would try out a surrealistic medium and gift you his best works. Would also take you on dates to Dragonspine and make you hot chocolate as you cuddle by the fire and watch the snowfall.

@minteasketches I know you're a huge Scaramouch lover…BUT hear me out, KAVEH. you guys are both so passionate about your art. Pouring your heart into your work, leaving fragments of your soul in your creations. Kaveh would 100% refer to you as his muse and hang your art on the walls of his buildings. He'd also personally design the ring he proposes to you with. Asking you to be his eternally with rosy pink cheeks. He'd try to propose outside during a full moon. Wanting everything to be PERFECT just like his darling.

@surveyycorps This one is obvious but DOTTORE. I know how much you love Genshin's resident mad scientist. So I'm putting the two of you together for this assignment. If you two met during his Zandik days, then cute study dates at the library would be a must. He'd tutor you in every subject wanting you to exile. But you'd also have to comfort him on his more…moody days. Assuring him that "He's the best genius in the entire academy".

If you two started going out during his Dottore time period. Then I could see him taking you to expensive restaurants and high-end malls. Wanting to spoil you. But he'd also lock himself in his lab for days on end, so the relationship could be rather lonely at times. DW he'd totally make it up to you later.

So in conclusion I'm the best matchmaker in history (cupid who??). That's everyone Anon. Now I'm kinda curious who I'd be shipped with lol 🤣🤣 Let me know in the comments/askbox

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