I do believe that was the GREATEST THING I'VE EVER WITNESSED ON TELEVISION. I laughed. I cried. I SCREAMED IN EXCITEMENT.

turn on the lights, this cannot last forever

watching and dreaming promo

God I love being correct (2.2 leaks incoming!!!)

“Jade saved Aventurine!!!” “Jade helped him out of the kindness of her own heart!!” “Jade is such a mother figure to Aventurine!!”

mmm yeah, definitely yup 100%

Honestly this fucking speaks for itself, and I’m so glad hoyo committed to the evil on her, she’s very compelling and that’s extremely cunty I must give her credit for it, but god do I absolutely despise the people who believe Jade and Aventurine have a healthy relationship, or that she “saved” him out of the kindness of her own heart or something.

To Jade, Aventurine is an investment, nothing more and nothing less, which is why she puts her faith in him, he’s a reliable business opportunity, but that’s not the same as caring about him personally and I really need people to get the difference

If Aventurine hadn’t proved himself useful to her, she would have left him to rot in prison or succumb to his death sentence, this isn’t saving, it’s exploitation.

Jade knows Aventurine couldn’t decline whatever offer she made, and anything is worse than death or slavery, the things he’s trying to escape, so she offers for him to join the IPC to make more money for them. That’s it, that’s all she wants, she doesn’t care about how bad being in the IPC is for Aventurine’s mental health, how he literally took on a suicide mission so he could escape being a stoneheart, how even if she “saved” him, his banner name is literally “gilded imprisonment” and his lightcone “inherently unjust destiny”, so damn she did a real good job at saving him and fixing his life, definitely didn’t just put him in a pair of gilded chains.

Also like can we talk about how weird Jades comment about his eyes were? Like it’s genuinely creepy to me considering Avens eyes are a) one of his biggest insecurities and b) people fetishize them, something which Jade knows and chooses to still comment about. I hate to say it, but I feel like if this was a male Jade saying that to a female Aventurine, yall would never let that slide and Jade would never beat the p3do allegations. Aventurine was likely a teenager/young adult in that scene, and either way there is a visible power dynamic between them (I mean Aven is literally in chains looking up at her), and I don’t think if the situation was flip flopped people would be treating Jade like some kinda hero. If they were the same gender I feel like people would be shipping them though 😭

So, yeah. Being correct feels amazing, pls use your brains and realize that just because one character sounds kinda nice to another, does not mean they actually care about them or are a good person!

ba dum tss 🥁❄️

hmmmmmmm thinking many thoughts about this scene

also thinking many thoughts about this particular photo

anyway mike wheeler watch your back 👍🏾

I FOUND IT

Hey hey, you guys wanna watch me go insane over music in television again? Becasue you're about to. BECAUSE HOLY SHIT THE ARTFUL DODGER??? It's so insanely good for every reason under the fucking sun and I am begging people to watch it, but holy shit the music is driving me insane rn.

For some reason I can't find the score anywhere so I can't even show exactly what I'm talking about, but yall know the music that they put at the end of each episode during the credits? The piece of music that kinda acts as Jack's 'theme'? Yeah well you wanna know what I'm like 80% sure they worked into the beat of Jack's theme music? Belle's heartbeat.

THEY PUT THE IRREGULAR BEAT OF JACK'S TRUE LOVE'S HEART INTO HIS MUSIC AND THEY WERE ACTUALLY INSANE FOR THAT AND ITS MAKING ME INSANE. IT WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME AND I ONLY NOTICED ON EPISODE 7.

can i just say that I really love how after belos was defeated, and hes back to being just phillip, he immediately tries to say it wasn’t his fault. that he was cursed with dark magic, that it forced him to do it. 

and when it becomes clear that it wont work on luz, he switches tactics. he gives up on the innocent act and just says they'd be no different. but luz and her family kill him anyways because, surprisingly, killing the man who almost caused a genocide and killed his brother and clones for centuries on end does not make you as bad as him

Honestly, it's probably a good thing Rick and Michonne were seperated for 8 years. They would've had a little league's worth of kids by the the time Alpha showed up and I couldn't take that kind of stress!!!!!

*GASPS* ITS HER

I WANNA BE FRIENDS PLS

i can’t stop thinking about how stringbean looks like the tiktok logo

JASMINE KENNEDIE •  drag race all stars 8.05 lip sync assasin

WAKANDA FOREVER SPOILERS BELOW

the fact that these namor x shuri scenes happened is STUCK in my mind:

1. the talokan scene: shuri looking around talokan in wonder, namor proudly telling her that he managed to create the sun for his people, HIM REACHING OUT FOR HER HAND WHEN THE SCENE ENDED LIKE I KNOW YALL SAW IT TOO

2. namor giving her his mother’s bracelet and SHURI TREATING IT WITH ABSOLUTE CARE EVEN AFTER EVERY THING

3. telling queen ramonda straight up with a SMILE on his face that there’s NOTHING he wants in exchange for shuri to be released (bro was ready for her to stay there for a long time and was probably already planning her accommodation)

4. after everything he has done to her, flooding the capital, drowning queen ramonda - he still addressed shuri as “princess” when he was inside the heat evaporation ship. like… he really said “PRINCESS”. it’s starting to sound like a pet name, bye.

5. shuri remembering namor smiling at her as she held the tip of her spear to end his life. do i have to say anything more about this?

like… what were the reasons

okay i finished watching the episode and i'm

IM ABOUT TO EXPLODE RAAAAAA

I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)

I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think

HE'S THE MANAGER AND HE'S WEARING A SUIT