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"Que guapo eres, muchacho."
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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I was watching GO season 2 with two friends who saw it for the first time. When this scene rolled in, they both laughed and said Crowley's so whipped".
We know. He loves it.
#crowley's whipped#angel is the whipper#no lies detected#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#consenting bicycle repairmen#air conditioning#aziraphale#crowley
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scent marking > anything else
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i...don't have a valid argument. you win. 🏳️
NSFW beyond this point. MDNI or zl's dick will shrivel up bc you're too young for him. possessive!zhongli. scent marking.
but being with zhongli at some type of event or party. and he's watching another dude chatting you up from across the room, but his mouth is just a little too close to your ear. so zhongli makes his way over to you and nonchalantly asks to have a word with you.
down the hall, he pulls you into a nearby storage closet and next thing you know your back is dragging up and down the wall as he fucks his fat, glowing erection into you. his mouth is right up against your ear, commanding you to tell him who you fucking belong to.
so with your ankles digging into the musculature of his flexing ass, you answer him in broken whimpers, "y-you, zhong- hhhah- zhongli! only you, baby!"
he smirks. "that's right. now to fill you up with my musk so they know that as well-" his breathy words are cut off by the choked grunt that forces its way out of his throat when his large cock starts to jerk inside you. "hnhh fuck, that's it-" he growls, "take it all."
with little regard for your own satisfaction, he buries himself to the hilt and empties the warm, creamy contents of his heavy balls inside your weeping cunt as they spasm against your taint.
minutes later, you're walking arm in arm with him as a fat glob of his thick dragon seed oozes from your still-needy hole, past your inner thigh, allllll the way down to your ankle. if another man gets close enough now he'll need only breathe and he will instantly be put off with the knowledge that you've been claimed and mated by a far more powerful male.
#kel.answers 💌#fax only 📠#no lies detected#gospel truth#zhongli#zhongli x f!reader#zhongli x reader#zhongli x you#zhongli x y/n#zhongli thirst#zhongli smut#please SCENT MARKING ZL DOES THINGS TO ME#LOVELY WONDERFUL THINGS#I COULD CHEW NAILS RN#why do y'all make me write such FILTH??#DELICIOUS DEVIANT DEGENERATE /FILTH/#i can not be held responsible for the things y'all leave in my ask box 👀
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Phantom notices the various pieces of macramé that are placed around all over the ghoul den. An intricate wall hanging here, a complicated mat there. The whole band have matching bracelets, but Phantom doesn't know who made them or when. He assumes they are made by the craftier ghoulettes or Mountain as the earth ghoul has an impressive collection of plant hangers.
He finds out that his assumptions are completely wrong during the first day of travel on the tour bus when he finds Dew sitting in the back of the bus, engrossed in a project and listening to Mountain reading a book.
Turns out, Dew started making plant hangers after his elemental change to keep his fingers pliant and work up their grip strength.
Dew gives Phantom and Aurora each their personalised bracelets at the end of the tour.
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"Everything she does is amazing, genius. [...] Joanna Newsom is better than everyone else." James Acaster, comedian and truth-teller.
#joanna newsom#no lies detected#joanna writes only masterpieces#thanks james#james acaster#love joanna#jnew
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Virgil: Why do you always let me win the race up the stairs? You’re faster than me.
Roman: I like seeing you smile when you win.
Virgil: *to Janus* He’s staring at my ass, isn’t he?
Janus: Yeah, he’s staring at your ass.
#no lies detected#thomas sanders#sanders sides#cw swearing#cw suggestive#roman sanders#sander sides#ts roman#incorrect sanders sides#virgil sanders#Janus sanders#prinxiety#ts prinxiety#romantic prinxiety
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No no no- continue.
#omg who wrote this 😭😭#fnaf#fnaf security breach#security breach#fnaf vanessa#vanessa fnaf#fnaf cookbook#no lies detected
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casually dying over this tiktok comment
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Well, I can buy that
That pretty much sums up the dynamic here
#stranger things#eddie munson#jason carver#munver#tigerfreak#no lies detected#hellcheercaine#mine#munver texts
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I think we're al glossing over the "Do you really think I toured this through America? I don't wanna get fucking shot!" Dan pls 😭😭
#I snorted when I heard this#no lies detected#unfortunately#dan and phil#dnp#dan howell#wad#wad 2024
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Mountain cries when he's stressed.
It leads to him having to comfort others when he suddenly starts crying.
The first time Aether sees Mountain cry, he is unsure what to do especially as Mountain insists that it's fine and puts on a smile, trying to explain why learning a new song made him cry.
Mountain and Phantom/Aeon/new ghoul end up laughing over literal spilled milk one morning, realising they react just the same.
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Me :
BUT WHERE'S THE LIE THO?
#blue exorcist#ao no exorcist#ao no exorcist manga#ane manga#blue exorcist manga#ane spoilers#ao no exorcist spoilers#blue exorcist spoilers#ane#ao no exorcist 142#ane 142#blue exorcist 142#rin okumura#shiemi moriyama#RINS FACE 🤣🤣🤣🤣#BUT HE IS RIGHT 👑#no lies detected
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