somrthing just reminded me of me and dew communicating with head tilts like damn cats
19 notes
·
View notes
i was so utterly shocked until i realised it was talking about they both die at the end 😭😭
but.... hear me out.... au where this DOES happen:
in s1 victor goes to save patricia instead of miss andrews because in this he thinks she's joy's osirian
so rufus steps out of the car first but victor doesnt come out yet (pun very much intended)
and instead he starts the car and starts coming towards rufus in an attempt to scare him so he like runs and gives victor a chance to rescue patricia
but in his desperation -and rufus' refusal to back down even though victor was sure he would- he accidentally runs him over
i feel like him dying would be too much here but also angst
so rufus dies and victor gets to keep the elixir and rescue the "osirian" (which is really gonna add insult to injury when he finds out) but he also has to live with the eternal guilt that comes with killing your nemesis who you may or may not have had a thing with in your youth
thats it. idk what this was
17 notes
·
View notes
you're if a girl had migraine as her obsessive lover
The only lover who's never gonna leave me i don't even have insecurities with it
5 notes
·
View notes
Lloyd would definitely take out anyone that got in his way of having you. That’d be the twist though. It would scare you when he killed a lot of men around you and in your life and then you would runaway from him, maybe flee the country, so he at first is angry but then gets really excited he has to chase you across the world.
“Baby when I find you, I’m going to fuck you where I catch you.”
Yes bc Lloyd loves tracking you down, the thrill of the chase. It turns him on more than anything else😌
16 notes
·
View notes
i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
83K notes
·
View notes
one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
58K notes
·
View notes
i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
53K notes
·
View notes
the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
278K notes
·
View notes
i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good
108K notes
·
View notes