I was walking my neighbour's dog & found this SWEET-ASS KNIFE in the bushes. (I reported it & the cops said I could keep it)
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Vegas & Pete | Vampire smile [KinnPorsche The Series]
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Found this bitch at Walmart
🐍🐍🐍
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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay
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they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee
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cute ocean themed bedroom where its pitch black no windows full of fucked up shrimps and steaming hot chemical vents. the bed is a whale carcass
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I looked up To No Avail on Wayback Machine cause I was board and clicked on one of the band members (Nick) not expecting it to work... It somehow did then I clicked on Brad's,s for shits and giggles and the only things I'm gonna show are these
Which is cool (if they are real bands)
gonna make a “i hate nick club shirt” brb!!!
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people saying louis should be on his own and go to therapy and get a healthier sense of self outside of relationships. well where's the fun in that
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Danny, Dani, and Dan get deaged by a wish gone wrong.
They get picked up by a loser in a furry costume.
Batman, having only been on scene for about half a year, still making mistakes and eating shit when he doesn't stick the landing, finds the trio of babies stashed away in an alley.
Batman's not doing so hot; he'd just fought a new rogue with strange abilities and only barely won thanks to being thrown through a case of occult antiques in the museum. In the end he'd managed to restrain the being by opening an ancient vase and imprisoning the villain in it.
The Dracula-themed villain had been a very difficult fight, and said fight had only proved to him that he had to train more. Get better. He was on his way home, actually.
Clearly someone left them there to pick them up later, given that there's a diaper bag with all of their names on it.
He drops them off at a baby drop-off and goes about his night.
Except he got attached.
The very next day he's so overcome with guilt he immediately looks into being a foster father for them. The process takes awhile, but he gets to foster them.
So by the time Dick comes into the picture, there's already three hellions toddling around, and he gets to be a big brother far sooner.
Also, the noise the toddlers produce helps him ease into life at the manor.
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I genuinely mean it when I say that life becomes at least 30% more manageable whenever you allow yourself to become obsessed with something that is a little bit silly
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