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Pantera - New Level

I need this man to break through my front door hunt me down pick me up carry me to my room throw me on the bed rip my clothes from my body shove his face between my legs eat me out until I'm fucking sobbing and begging him to stop and then fill me up until his cum is what I'm crying.

Life wasn't always as complicated as it is now– if you're able to revisit the idea of simplicity, you can nourish your core self and reach new levels of inner peace.

Currently on: level 54 “Stairwell of spirals”

Finally. I’m out from level... I don’t even know what level. I guess I just discovered a new level.

I’m tired. No, that’s wrong word: exhausted.

If you ever go to that “Shiny boutique” (I named it that, atleast for now), find an empty room with silver, glittery walls. 

Then, there should be also silver-glittery stairs. 

Go down the stairs. Soon, they’ll start looking normally. And then you know you’re at level 54.

I’ve been sitting on the stairs for a while now. I got used to the roted smell. 

I’m actually quite happy - I’ve discovered new level, survived and even got spare clothing.

Not that bad, right?

I guess that level wasn’t that bad. I found a way to escape.

But not fully by myself. One of the facelings gestured me like they’ve wanted me to go with them. So I did. I came to this silver room, and then they showed me the staircase. With their long nails, they scratched out on the wall a giant “ESCAPE”.

So I went down the stairs. And now I’m here.

Anue it and called it f4r years since a tot, HUmans have too and need too look 👀 at them selves in the mirror 🪞. All will be revealed about you as a ℹ individual. Selfishness will hinder you and will lean into bitterness and vanity which will destroy you in the end (broad perspective)… the glass is always full 💜🤎👼🏽💙🖤❤️🧘🏾‍♂️🖼

Sometimes you just have one of those moments where the progress we've made as a culture get thrown into stark relief. You look at something and go "Holy shit, that would never have happened when I was a kid."

Today, I had one of those moments when I realized that the teenage boys I'm working with are just. genuinely, openly enthusiastic about going to Build-a-Bear for their outing.

These are sixteen and seventeen year old boys! They just had a whole conversation about what to name their "cute", mostly new squishmallows! They're genuinely excited that they're going to Build-a-Bear this weekend and asking other kids to pick up specific accessories for them!!

Holy shit, that never would've happened when I was 16. None of the boys would have dared to be visibly interested - and neither would most of the girls! There would have been a million gay jokes and "Haha, you're a girl" jokes and "What are you, a baby?" jokes. Teenagers weren't even supposed to care about anything back then!

Less than 15 years later, and I'm watching three 17 year old boys treat all that as not even worthy of comment.

So let's call that a reason for hope. Even when the kids aren't alright, in some ways apparently they are alright. Go Gen Z, honestly. It's so lovely to watch you guys just openly doing and saying stuff that, when I was a teen, would've been a social death sentence.

the "tumblr community invents a whole mafia movie apparently directed by martin scorsese with an official soundtrack, movie posters, screen caps, and all enough to make one question if that movie really did exist at all like a mandela effect" was not part of my 2022 bingo card

Pantera - New Level

Level 2024 unlocked! Congratulations on completing level 2023, and here's to a brand new year of adventures (with 366 stars to collect since it's a leap year)! ⭐

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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

Starkid is one of the absolute best arguments for supprting independent art. The fact that the shows you're invested in can't get canceled by Big Daddy Streaming, the quality is always amazing, the love of the cast and crew doesn't get squeezed out by surprise budget reductions, the fact that since crowd funding provides almost all costs up front (plus the presence of voluntary digital ticket/in person tickets for additional funding), the fan base can access the full material for whatever cost they can contribute (even if you can give nothing monetarily, you will still get a professionally shot version of the material eventually, without surprise fees or password crackdowns, AND with captions/completely accesible regardless of location). The same goes for Tin Can Bros, Shipwrecked, and all the other associated theater and web series companies loosely connected to Starkid. Like, I cannot believe the amazing content provided to us at the same level as Broadway or streaming services with billion dollars at hand, with almost none of the catches that come with others. Like, I cannot believe that we get all of this right at our hands.

squid game : red light green light blue light.

Greetings, fellow squid gamers! This is one of the scariest and most enjoyable levels we've created for the Squid game thus far. Due to the fact that so many people have completed this level in our past year squid game, our sponsors have asked for a few minor adjustments this time around.

As usual, the rules are straightforward: when the light turns green, you go towards Younghee. You stop when the light turns red. Younghee shoots you right away if she sees you rushing or moving your body in any way during red light. Blue light is our new introduction to this level. We refer to this stage as the most exciting phase since you, gentlemen and ladies, are the first to see this brand-new event in the annals of squid games. While the light changes to blue, you now proceed in the same direction toward Youghee as you did while it was green. However, there is a slight catch: Younghees' hands will fall from the darkness, and they might land on you or the player next to you. So be cautious and keep an eye on the sky, the ground, and your back. Glass serves as the ground. Due to Younghees' hefty hands, they will likely fall and knock the glass over, as well as the players you are running with. This is a real obstacle course, and you have an hour to complete it. Those who don't comply with the rules will be shot to death immediately. Time is limited. My beloved squid gamers, have a wonderful game.