wip

Want to do more rendering on this one

I need to see them having some hot steamy threesome where magmatron breeds his two babes in turns

the two most decorated soldiers of the offputting wars

what do papang phromphiriya & neo trai have in common? yes, both being side characters in offgun shows, yes, both collecting all the gmmtv men, yes, both having rock hard abs, yes, both wanted a piece of mark pakin in only friends... but more importantly, are there two other actors who are more in EVERY GODDAMN SHOW than them?? I don't think so. they're the backbone of the entertainment industry, you could tell me they've been in 100+ shows each & I wouldn't even bat an eye. and, to be fair, their surrepresentation in thai dramas is VERY MUCH appreciated. keep going kings, I want to be unable to watch any thai drama without you popping up on my screen, su su na 🙏🫶

Every time someone draws/writes pyro tf2 as a gay trans man, or a trans butch lesbian, or a nonbinary bi or pan or poly creature, or any of these plus being aro or ace, or being just aro/ace being the only queer part of their identity, or any mixture or combination of the above or any other queer label ive not yet mentioned, an angel gets its wings <3 hope this helps

So I was thinking about Mettaton, and something hit me

Mettaton Neo has a very angelic design. I may be stretching it, but considering what a certain other angel looks like

The resemblance is very much there. Mettaton's Ex and Neo forms look far more human than anything or anyone in the underground, including Frisk themselves during the Genocide run. Mettaton Neo is specifically a form used in a last case scenario to stop you. Now depending on how you view the Neo form, this can probably mean a few things. My two cents is that its Mettaton trying to keep himself and you fooled. Mettaton first and foremost is a showman. He's a TV star, and even if he may no longer have an audience, there's no way he's going off air lying down.

Now why would this relate to his Neo form resembling the Angel? Well he's bluffing, whether intentionally or not he is bluffing. He can't beat you, and deep down I think he knows too. The best he can do is stall for time to get as many people out and evacuated as possible, to inspire hope. Its why he stays in the underground, and its what he's good at: inspiring. So he fights you and blocks your path, in the face of a demon he uses the visage of an Angel as the last line of defense for Monster kind. Undyne has fallen, the Asgore will fall too, but Mtt cannot let the monsters hopes die too. I know this isn't in game, but this kind of idea is even further expanded with this cover of Power of Neo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI0CxTgpA6Q

It uses a bunch of leitmotifs, and one of which is Bergentrückung, the other theme of someone who tried to bring hope to the Monsters, and the theme of who will fall after Mtt. This is also apparent with how Power of Neo is a more techno Mtt themed version of BAATH to begin with. At every point in the Mettaton Neo fight, from design to music to personality: Mettaton is stalling and pulling an intimidation act as a last ditch effort, since he doesn't know Sans is waiting in his church to play ball with Frisk. https://www.tumblr.com/dn-838/738700806141952000/how-aborted-genocide-affects-the-mettaton-neo?source=share This post goes more in detail on other aspects and Is generally just really interesting. But what I want to point out is what this means for Spamton Neo. By this logic, Spamton ALSO uses the visage of an Angel. Just for funnies, lets compare sprites too!

I know im using fan made content again but after UTY, that really isn't too bad I think, especially for a more for fun exploration like this. Speaking of fan made content, lets see where that sprite came from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkDjXdp2Ayc&t=69s

Notice how it only uses the first part of the loop, it doesn't go on and doesn't continue Power of Neo fully. It doesn't have the full meaning of Mettaton's heroic sacrifice to help people, as instead of an Angel to save the Underground, Spamton is that Angel of Death in Undertale's prophecy (in the Snowgrave route anyway). Like Mettaton, Spamton also uses the visage of an Angel to achieve a goal, but no matter what route it is its a dark perversion of Mettaton's goals. Mettaton wanted to inspire the Underground and achieve his dreams, trying to stall and kill Frisk to either save them from Asgore, or save the survivors from You. Spamton wanted his freedom and attacks and tries to kill Kris for their soul so he can be free. He also assists in the Snowgrave route, being an accomplice to many many deaths for 15 minutes of fame. This idea is more properly conveyed in the last parts of Big Shot with the use of Power of Neo. Oh yeah this was a Mettaton analysis whoopsie Ok so I know this was a Mettaton Neo thing at the start but man I just wanted to gush and gush about Mettaton cuz man I really can't get enough of him. He's the only one of two characters in Undertale to directly have connections with the Angel prophecy when it isn't just the Delta Rune itself, he inadvertantly saved the Underground because he's what made Alphys get the Royal Scientist posi--OH WAIT YEAH THATS SOMETHING I CAN TALK ABOUT OK SO SIDE TANGENT METTATON UNINTENTIONALLY SAVED THE UNDERGROUND AND I FIND THAT REALLY REALLY COOL! Because Alphys used Mettaton as a project to show to Asgore to become the Royal Scientist, this let Alphys work on the amalgamates and also create Flowey. Without Flowey, the barrier wouldn't have broken and no one would have been freed. Yes I know this isn't all solid since Mettaton didn't somehow cause 6 random kids fall down but you get the idea. Mettaton transitioning saved the world totally I NEED MORE METTATON AUS GRHEYCGDHWUDYGHJWYDH IM GOING TO GO FERAL!!! HE'S NEEDS IT AHHHHHHH!! Ts!Underswap is honestly amazing for Mettaton. I mean Mettacrit. He doesn't get his JoJo body, but is that going to stop him? OF COURSE NOT!

HE'S METTACRIT! AIN'T NO ONE STOPPING HIS DREAMS! He's also a wonderful little gist of Mettaton's whole character, just get rid of Alphys (sadly). Someone who wants to achieve their dreams, wanting to share the love and kindness around, with of course the sassy show stealing charm he needs.

But what if that wasn't so easy

SURPRISE! UNDERFELL TOO! We got the whole holy trinity of Undertale au's, specificallyyyyy

I MAY BE READING TOO FAR INTO THIS BUT I LOVE METTATON GAMMA SO MUCHHHH Its still our same ol Mettaton, but now his dreams are falling on deaf ears. He's Spamton in nature instead of Fabulous. Everyone is violent and blood hungry, so a simple cooking show with a touch of murder won't be enough, or another beautiful rendition of Oh My Love~! Its clear (to me anyway) that Mettaton in this au is nowhere near as big a star as he is in the normal Undertale continuity. In his intro monologue he brags about the audience he brought in, and during the fight he's much more focused on what the Audience wants rather than the show HE wants. Something OUR Mettaton just wouldn't do. This is the same sexy rectangle who basically just broadcasts whatever he wants. I forgot the exact dialogue and screenshot but its just not something Undertale Mettaton really does. Underfell though? A different story. He's bound to his viewers in a bad way till Frisk comes along. He's even more bound to Alphys in this AU as her little science fair project. GOD I LOVE THIS GAME ITS WHAT I'D WANT FROM AN ACTUAL UNDERFELL GAME! Oh my god I haven't even talked about Deltarune Mettaton and Mike and how that works OK SO THIS IS ENTERING MY PERSONAL FANON BUT Y'know how Spamton and Mettaton have their parallels? Y'know how the internet has been down in Deltarune?

Chapter 3's dark world is definitely TV themed, there's no way it can't. I know Tenna is the big TV related baddie now, but Im using Mike in this take. If Spamton is the more passive parallel to Mettaton, Mike in this chapter 3 take would be the darker direct parallel. Instead of the dreamer from humble beginnings who, even if he can be vain and self centered at times, still means well deep down like Mettaton is, Mike would be the cynical producer type who's fueling problems in the industry to make it big on top. A dark Mettaton if you will. Basically like this

https://www.tumblr.com/paintedhen/703948707502145536/determinators-determinators-mettaton-has?source=share

WHICH SIDE NOTE METTATON IN DELTARUNE IS DEPRESSING IM SO SORRY FOR HIM

https://www.tumblr.com/everysongineverykey/691083816166686720?source=share

I KNOW I KEEP LINKING OTHER POSTS BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT EVERYONE IS COOKING! GRAHHH Mettaton's such a character man. He makes me think lots of things and I wish I could gather my thoughts more clearly

listen i know the gay cannibal tumblr’s in love with is in indiana jones but pls PLS for the love of god do not romanticize the nazis i swear i will track down anyone who does and tie you up and subject you to a six hour minimum lecture about the nazis from an exhausted historian who went to college in the town where the nazi scientists recruited by NASA lived and worked. do not try me. the best thing about the the new indy movie is that it revived in the US a passion for punching nazis in the face.

Others have probably said this more eloquently than I, and I know I've griped about related issues in the past, but let me just say again, it is downright criminal how little food manufacturers and retailers care about people with food allergies.

My daughter has EOE. It's not life threatening in an anaphylactic sense, but it does severely limit quality of life for her, and impacts every facet of her existence. We're in the process of identifying her triggers, one of which we know for sure is dairy. The amount of stuff that's unnecessarily made with dairy is awful; it's even worse how much stuff gets casually contaminated, and companies aren't required to label it.

Those little "made in a facility with/that also processes" tags? The "may contain" warnings? Voluntary. Optional. So unless it's made in a dedicated dairy-free facility, it could have traces in it, and we simply wouldn't know unless they decide to be kind.

The worse part is, in our case, we don't always know what food did it. EOE is a delayed reaction. It could have been something from yesterday, or last week. Trying to pin down which foods are safe and which aren't becomes a billion times harder when we can't rely on labeling. Sure it doesn't contain milk or whey or caseinate or butter, but could it have been made in the same processing line? Who knows! The manufacturer didn't bother putting that on the label!

And grocery stores and restaurants aren't much better. Those deli meats are sliced on the same equipment as the block cheeses. The lettuce is right next to the shredded cheese at the taco bar. I watched an employee use the same serving utensils for the ice cream as the dairy free sorbet.

And we're lucky! Her allergy isn't going to kill her outright if she gets contaminated. But it is turning out to be extremely sensitive, so we're struggling. I spent two and a half hours the other day trying to shop for 10 things, because I had to keep researching the different brands' manufacturing processes and ingredient sources. I had to go to three different stores. Again, we're lucky; we live in an area with a pretty big market for vegan and "specialty" foods.

We're facing down the very real possibility of having to also eliminate soy and/or wheat in the near future, and I'm so exhausted just thinking about it. Soy is in everything. Wheat is in everything. Dairy is in everything. To avoid it, you either have to eat exclusively from the produce section and/or pay through the nose for one of about three specialty products that have an extremely limited distribution. Just going fully dairy free alone has almost doubled our grocery bill, and it's not like we were splurging before.

It's just frustrating. And if it's this bad for us, who have the luxury of not needing an epi pen and an emergency plan, I don't even want to imagine how bad it is for people with near-fatal or anaphylactic allergies. People shouldn't have to jump through a billion hoops and pay quadruple price for infinitely fewer options just to not die.

some cortex model studies + doodles bc i wanna draw him better

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Also Tumblr:

[ does nothing about the billions of porn bots that follow ppl, TERFs, the pro-ana community, neo-Nazis spreading phrenology and antisemitism again, etc - oh, and does nothing about Tumblr Live which a.) Hosts a bunch of porn videos and B.) Collects your data ]

WE'RE SO BACK!!!!!

this will be a controversial opinion, but I actually think (from the trailer! might change my mind later) that aungpao is really right for the role of dynamite in cooking crush. this role needs to be hyperactive, mischievious, bold & silly, and all love to mark pakin but I don't think he could pull it off as well as aungpao did from what was shown in the trailer. as for the age gap, there's been way worse ones out there & I'm not certain this ship will even have a kiss scene or anything much physical, so atp I don't think it's a huge issue. I do also trust gmmtv in the handling of minors in their shows bc they've had so many over the years, and so far none of them have come out to say they were mistreated or oversexualized. actually I'm excited for this side ship! it's gonna be fun!

i feel such intense kinship with this sequence of panels i feel like this so often