Is the new Indiana Jones movie good? Kind of a boring question tbh

Do I appreciate that Indy mentions continental drift given that it would've been a groundbreaking scientific breakthrough in 1969 (given that it was posited as a theory in 1967), subtly noting that he has been keeping up with the science of history and how geology is beginning to impact our understanding of the continents? Yes, yes I do

Do I REALLY appreciate how many Nazis get punched? Oh most certainly yes

if indiana jones 5 was so set on not giving us the time travel movie we deserved, they could've at least done something else fun. make that bitch find atlantis or something

Finally, we've completed the CGI Abomination trinity.

Heir to the Empire movie, here we come.

Short Round surprises Dr. Jones!

[Ke Huy Quan surprises Harrison Ford at the Hollywood premiere of “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny” - Disney/Lucasfilm - 6/14/23]

We’re not crying we swear…🥹😭

— WDD

Phoebe Waller-Bridge as Helena Shaw in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

The way I am absolutely thirsting over her in every 60s outfit…give it to me

I just love how very much Indiana Jones does not give a fuck they made it to the moon.

Indiana Jones: I am content to die doing what I love.

Helena “Wombat” Shaw: literally no one is asking you to

*I'm going to look like an idiot if it's not about time travel

A few times in my life, I’ve seen a few things. I’ve been tortured by voodoo, I’ve been shot nine times, but I’ve been looking for this... all my life.

forever and ever and ever tired of the "they took Indy's happy ending away from him with the new movie" analysis like... don't you get it? life is full of grief and sorrow and tragedy but he wakes up and realizes there are still people who love him. people who care enough about him to tend to his wounds and bring him back and care about him. and Marion still loves him despite everything and she's there and he does have a family! it is cobbled together but he has it! it is a happy ending still. you have to see love when it comes to you despite the grief life weighs you down with that's the whole point............

Harrison Ford, Antonio Banderas, Phoebe Walker-Bridge, & Ethann Isidore in “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny” - Lucasfilm

“Snakes. Why’d it have to be snakes?”

— WDD

Friday, June 30.

Indiana Jones.

For Dr. Jones, every day is a good day for thumpin' Nazis. But some days it just hits particularly sweet. And would you look at that—it's only Friday, June 30, 2023, which can only mean one thing: it's the release of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny! Yay!

*cracks knuckles, whip*

Well, it's not just thumping Nazis that's on the cards, but nostalgia. Coming 15 years after the, well, best-forgotten fourth installment, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the latest film in the #indiana jones canon will in fact be the last. Or the curtain call for Harrison Ford as the iconic character, at very least. His daytime lecturer and night-time archaeologist Dr. Henry Walton "Indiana" Jones, Jr. is reluctantly thrust back into the action after seeking refuge in the quiet life of academia. After, *takes deep breath* Nazis and the Ark of the Covenant, The Thuggee Cult and the holy Sankara Stones, the Holy Grail and the Nazis (again), the Soviet Union and the Crystal Skull (*shudders*), Indiana is set to take up the fedora against the Nazis once more in search of the mysterious dial of destiny. This fifth film is in 1969 and finds an elderly Indy contending with the knowledge that the US space program has former Nazis in its ranks. Well, better get thumpin', friend!

That's it, folks. Happy weekend. Enjoy #indiana jones, the occasional thumpin', and enjoy the good things while they're there x

Ba-ba-ba-baaa, ba ba baaaaaa...

Thanks for all the adventures, Indiana Jones.

wow its Indiana Jones