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I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'
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#indiana jones#indiana jones and the temple of doom#henry jones jr#harrison ford#poll#meme crop#blog
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Short Round surprises Dr. Jones!
[Ke Huy Quan surprises Harrison Ford at the Hollywood premiere of “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny” - Disney/Lucasfilm - 6/14/23]
We’re not crying we swear…🥹😭
— WDD
#harrison ford#harrisonford#harrison ford movies#ke huy quan#dr jones#henry jones jr#short round#indianajones#Indiana Jones#indiana jones and the dial of destiny#dial of destiny#lucasfilm#disney#james mangold#phoebe waller bridge#mads mikkleson#the last adventure#hollywood#red carpet#movie premiere#harrisance#witness the harrisance
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nsfw alphabet with…
cw. mdni.
a - aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
like any man after sex, he’s going to become incredibly tired and is bound to fall asleep a few minutes after you two are done. he needs it, especially after the hell he goes through whenever he goes on his archeological adventures. but in the small window of time before he goes to bed, he spends that time pampering you with love. he’ll shower your neck, shoulders, and chest in kisses while he has his strong arms wrapped around your body.
b - body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
it’s no secret that indy is a bit of a womanizer and in his years of experience, he has grown incredibly confident in his own skin. with that being said, i think to say that his favorite attribute of his has to be either his hair or…y’know…the schlong.
yours though? i think it’s safe to say that he’s a sucker for your beautiful eyes and thighs…hey, that rhymed!
c - cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
indiana would 100% respect your boundaries. you don’t want him to cum inside? that’s perfectly fine— is your chest a suitable substitute?
d - dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
n/a. sorry! i can’t really think of anything for him. i feel like he’d be an open book to you when it comes to all things sexual and wouldn’t want to hide anything from you.
e - experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
of course! indiana has lots of experience, so there is no need to worry when he’s taking care of you.
f - favorite position (this goes without saying)
missionary or doggy. i will not elaborate further.
g - goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
if he hasn’t been able to see or touch you in weeks or months because he’s out somewhere in the world on another one his adventures, by the time he gets back home he is not a force to be reckoned with. he would be deadly serious and a touch from you would calm him down in a heartbeat. of course, he has a goofy side to him. he is not afraid to be a bit corny.
h - hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
realistically, i think he’d try to keep it trimmed. he has a well amount of body hair, but nothing too overwhelming. if you don’t believe me, just look at his beautiful chest hair. awooga!
i - intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
it truly depends on his mood. indiana could praise and cherish you as if you were some sort of ancient deity one night and treat you the complete opposite the next.
j - jack off (masturbation headcanon)
yes, he does jerk off, not a lot, just when you’re not around to help. he mainly does it on his expeditions since you’re safe at home and he can rest easy knowing that you’re not about to get yourself hurt trying to retrieve whatever artifact he’s searching for. but the truth is that his hand pales in comparison to you…
k - kink (one or more of their kinks)
something tells me he has a ‘daddy’ kink. he’s fond of any name that gives him a sense of power and he also loves being called other things whether that is ‘sir’, ‘doctor’, or even ‘professor’.
l - location (favorite places to do the do)
strictly the bedroom, but if you’re nice and persuade him long enough, then maybe he’ll have some fun with you in his office.
m - motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
nothing folds his man quicker than seeing you in a skirt or even a nice dress. though…he will admit that he just loves seeing you get all coy and shy around him. you not to mention the noises you make when he fucks you get him even more hard than he already is, especially little high pitched squeaks you struggle to hold in but they escape past your lips nonetheless.
n - no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
no blindfolds, handcuffs, fearplay, or anything like that. indiana has been captured times countless times and evaded many foes. going into the things listed before would throw this man for a major loop.
o - oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
indiana finds oral a little weird at first, but you were able to change his mind real quick. he usually prefers to receive but always makes sure you’re satisfied, whether you cum on his tongue, his fingers, or his cock. but he’ll have you have free range when you’re going down on him, but when it’s his turn? he’ll make sure to be gentle with you…unless you prefer him to be a bit rough with you. he is at your very command.
p - praise (are they complementary toward their partner?)
oh, absolutely! you already know this man is going to call you every pet name in the book when you two are making love. honey, sweetheart, you name it.
q - quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
i am a firm believer that indiana would take his time with you. so, no funny business! while he doesn’t necessarily support the idea, he definitely won’t reject the idea if you were to offer.
r - risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
no. nope. absolutely not. he’s a professor, for goodness sake! he has a reputation to uphold. of course, if you were abroad on a vacation, trip, or adventure…then that’s another story entirely.
s - stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
in a row? indiana usually go one or two before he passes out, but he makes it for in stamina. he’ll probably fuck you until the break of dawn if you were to give him the proper chance.
t - toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
n/a. i am not knowledgeable in sex toys from this time, so i don’t think i can really answer this part. sorry!
u - unfair (do they like to tease their partner?)
hohoho, you’re in a wild ride. indiana can be a huge tease when he wants to be, he enjoys how dependent you are on him for pleasure and sometimes he’ll leave you on the edge just to hear you whine and beg for him. he’s a master at knowing when you’re just about to finish and he’ll pull back while you shake, so close it hurts.
v - volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
i don’t think he’s all that loud. in fact, i think mainly narrows down to grunts and lots of praises (bonus points if his voice cracks or is raspy in the moment).
w - wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
n/a. i got nothing…
x - x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture, or words)
in terms of length, i would say that indiana is slightly above average.
y - yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
about average, but with all those expeditions away from you? it might as well have increased his sex drive because he can’t stop thinking about you. he needs to focus! those artifacts aren’t going to find themselves, after all.
z - zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
as i said before, it doesn’t take long…i’ll give it abouuuut…5 minutes tops.
#indiana jones#henry jones jr#harrison ford#indiana jones x reader#indiana jones imagine#indiana jones smut#indiana jones x you#smut#indiana jones fic#indiana jones/reader#raiders of the lost ark#the temple of doom#the last crusade#the crystal skull#the dial of destiny#classic
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One of the funniest moments in the last crusade is when Indy panics and makes disguises and a backstory for him and Elsa. He makes a whole rant about tapestries only for him to deck the guy. Why did he do that 😭, man just wanted to play dress up.
#Indiana jones#indiana jones and the last crusade#the last crusade#elsa schneider#henry jones jr#funny moments#comedy#80s movies#adventure movies
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I grew up watching this series, and in celebration of the new movie, I decided to draw the character I wantedd to grow up to be
Indiana Jones shaped my childhood alongside Jurassic Park
#indiana jones#henry jones jr#dr jones#temple of doom#raiders of the lost ark#the last crusade#kingdom of the crystal skull#dial of destiny#animalified art#cat version#my art
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So I'm going this Sunday to watch Indiana Jones 5 and of course, me being me, I rewatched all the Indiana Jones film.
I loved the film as a kid and I still love them. They're great film, seriously.
So here you have a little drawing of our dear Doctor Jones where I try some things.
#indiana jones#Doctor Jones#raiders of the lost ark#Henry Walton Jones jr#henry jones jr#harrison ford#Dr jones#80s
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Similarities between horse scenes from two of my favorite movies: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and The Mask of Zorro
1. Hero calls for horse by whistle
2. Horse comes at the call
3. Horse assumes the position to receive its rider
4. Rider jumps only to be tricked by the horse
#my post#similarities#parallels#comparison#movies#indiana jones and the last crusade#the mask of zorro#indiana jones#henry jones jr#zorro#tornado#prank#horses#alejandro murrieta
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A father/son chat
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Dr Henry Jones Jr 👓
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if indiana jones 5 was so set on not giving us the time travel movie we deserved, they could've at least done something else fun. make that bitch find atlantis or something
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just when I thought they couldn't make this 47 year old man any hotter they gave him daddy issues
#indiana jones#henry jones jr#harrison ford#indiana jones and the last crusade#meme crop#blog#im dead serious thats the sexiest thing they couldve done to him
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“Harrison Ford has a new Peruvian snake species named after him”
"These scientists keep naming critters after me, but it's always the ones that terrify children," Ford told Conservation International. "I don't understand. I spend my free time cross-stitching. I sing lullabies to my basil plants, so they won't fear the night."
"The snake's got eyes you can drown in, and he spends most of the day sunning himself by a pool of dirty water — we probably would've been friends in the early '60s," he said. "It's a reminder that there's still so much to learn about our wild world - and that humans are one small part of an impossibly vast biosphere,"
(Link to full article below)
(Harrison Ford responds to snake species being named after him - BBC - 08/16/23)
— WDD
#harrison ford#harrisonford#indiana jones#indianajones#indy#henry jones jr#snakes why’d it have to be snakes#I hate snakes jock! I hate em!#indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark#indiana jones and the dial of destiny#bbc#snakes#snake#species#animals#conservation#harrisance#witness the harrisance
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The Indiana Jones franchise up to Dial of Destiny! The adventure comes to end, but here’s the journey of it, and what a journey it’s been! Grew up with this franchise and have always loved it, so I had to take the new film releasing as an opportunity to draw something in celebration for it!
#indiana jones#fanart#indiana jones fanart#harrison ford#raiders of the lost ark#kingdom of the crystal skull#temple of doom#the last crusade#dial of destiny#crystal skull#movie fanart#movies#1980s#1980s movies#nostalgia#UFO#holy grail#sean connery#henry jones jr#henry jones sr
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Kingdom of the Crystal skull is a comedy you don’t get it…
Marion: Oh cmon! Do the math it’s not that hard… he’s your son!
Indy and mutt simultaneously: Nuh-uh!
Also haven’t seen each other in like 20 years and Mutt has to block his parents from immediately making out in the jungle.
#Indiana jones#indiana jones movies#indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull#marion ravenwood#mutt williams#mutt jones#Henry jones jr#Henry jones III#Indy x marion#Indiana jones x marion ravenswood#Indiana jones/Marion#Indiana jones/ Marion ravenswood#harrison ford#Karen Allen
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