Do you have any Jed and Octy couple headcannons? You probably do, I just wanna hear more about your fun headcannons!

- NATM anon

YESYEYS i tried not to turn my last hcs ask into all jedtavius but oooh boy

- they have "movie dates" watching stuff on larrys computer, but they only ever watch the same 10 movies so it usually just dissolves into them yelling at the screen. how romantic

- they both literally have no idea what theyre doing in their relationship. octavius is always way overly formal and makes every date announcement like theyre going to war or something. jed doesnt even try, he just drags octy to random places like "yep, were on a date now"

- teddy and larry are usually the ones that jed and octy go to for advice in their relationship. teddy because hes actually good at advice, and larry because his advice is usually terrible and they can laugh at him (larry tries to give good advice but he has literally never been in a lasting long term relationship. he has no idea what hes doing)

- if they ever get married, octy is wearing a skirt. not like a long one, probably a suit-skirt that goes down to his knees. i need to draw this at some point but ehh im too lazy

- larry got the suits by going through a bunch of different websites and scouring the entire internet. larry is in charge of planning food and outfits for the minis, akh plans the decorations and seating, and teddy is there to make sure the entire project does not go down in flames (need to write a lil fic about this sometime but im too lazy)

i would write down some more but i cant remember them because my head feels like its about to implode. sorry

Can I give you a peace offering to make you be no longer scared of me?

-NATM anon

After the shit with the glitter, I don’t think I trust you.

The Feast

The tributes are informed that a feast has been set up at the cornucopia! Consisting of both food and valuable equipment, this announcement draws out every remaining tribute.

The top four tributes will progress

lmao Jedetavius isn’t cannon

Alright,

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Guys get the pitch forks and bring your people, we gotta protest mob style

OBSESSED with your Oct drawings do you have any more :>

indeed I do!! :D

enjoy <3

If you’re taking requests: something silly like Octavius trying to ride a small pony

Blows the Dusts off of this☺️

Wapam..drawing requests open my friends..

🤠❤️🗡️

THE THE THE THE- THE

JEDTAVIUS

I should probably specify, the box is filled with things that *I* think are cute

*releases a bunch of spiders*

Here you go :D

Octavius: There’s nothing to be afraid of, they don’t even bite!

Jedediah: But it could! That thing could crush my head with it’s pincers!

Octavius: You’re overreacting.

Jedediah: you’re UNDERreacting!

do NOT show sniper american opossums he would explode

everyday he loses a little more faith that god created these creatures

ive been hearing people talk about "the original natm 3 script" but ive never seen this around??!?! do you might know a link where i can read it

Hello, anon, and i'm sorry that I'm answering so late!

I haven't heard anything about an original NATM 3 script, but there absolutely is an original NATM 2 script, which you can find here. It was originally on Screenplay Explorer, but I think you get a 404 error there now. It's saved on the Wayback Machine, though (thanks, IA!).

I've posted about the NATM 2 script a few times, which you can check out here: (x), (x), (x).

Others have also posted about it: heyitsbumblebri (deactivated), and ahkmenrxh.

How do you think NATM movies would have went if both Jedediah and Octavius were woman, but still were time accurate to the time period they are from?

Do you think there would have been a lot of changes to the story? Or almost none at all?

well, it depends on your definition of woman. like, if they were both transfem, then it wouldve pretty much stayed the same. i believe there was a transfem roman emporer at some point but it could be one of those bogus facts people spread on reddit so uhh do your own research. (if im not mistaken, she was assassinated but like lets be real here who wasnt 💀💀)

if you mean cis women, then it wouldve been drastically different. theres still a chance jed couldve been leader, either by dressing as a man and impersonating one (or yk being transmasc heheheh) or by sheer elbow grease and willpower, considering the wild west settlement was pretty small and there are plenty of unconventional situations out there. however, there would be a 0% chance of octavius being leader unless there was some real funky frickery going on. so it would change their dynamic completely. yeah anyways i dont know much about rome or the wild west, i only know natm, so im gonna shut up now

It’s a red kind of wood. Honestly, if I remember well it goes by a different name also…

It’s actually really hard to find any information on it, so at this point it could actually be fake for all I know…

-NATM anon

And exactly what would I do with this said wood? I mean, if you it’s fake.

It’s not one of those kind of woods where it makes you hallucinate, is it???

BLOODBATH

The three tributes with the most votes survive

just realized that the only thing i've fuckijng contributed to ao3 is a bunch of presidential fanfiction and a first couple tag bc their tag didn't exist

When will may saturnalia bring me a gift of you update? I’m literally obsessed with your work 😭 not trying to rush you or anything

The next update for "may saturnalia bring me a gift of you" is in the works! Don't worry, I'm hoping to have it out and maybe a fourth by the last week of October if not, the first week of November.

Don't feel bad about asking for updates on here! Kick my ass into gear by sending me asks about updates for my fics, it helps when I'm writing!

natm drawing request: larry walking in on jedtavius? or maybe they get frozen together when the sun comes up and larry is like bruh. is this making any sense.

🧍 i hope i got that vision correct.