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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Ok y’all, I need you to drop links for free binder services. It’s November which means that parents won’t think it’s odd for their children to request that they not inspect packages. They’ll simply assume it’s a present for whatever holiday they observe. So please do your part by dropping links in the reblogs and trying to get this seen by those who need it
edit: I’m not going to guilt you into reblogging, because that might not be safe for you for whatever reason, but if it is possible, it would be greatly appreciated if you could reblog instead of/as well as liking. Reblogging ensures that more people see this, and the more people who see it the greater possibility for good.
edit 2: ok @the-maddened-hatter made a master list of what’s been added so far
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The Brightest Stars
this is the second post for my short story  The Brightest Stars, as always constructive criticism is welcome. Happy Reading : )
Kate had decided that she was not wasting any time or tears on Allison. If she was going to be a cheating bitch Kate was not about to stop her. Her only problem now, was that she didn’t have a partner for The Games. Now this might not be a big deal to most people, but to Kate The Games were everything. She had been watching them since before she could remember, and now, at 21 she was finally able to participate and she was not about to let Allison ruin this for her; she would find a partner. She would find someone and they were going to enjoy it whether they wanted to or not.
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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I hate you pay walls I hate you monetization of information I hate you I hate you I hate you
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Are you not a US biscuit or not a UK biscuit?
US,
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Quotes from debate today
“You’re only my side chick because they need a baby daddy”
“why do people think I’m gay just because I’m in a relationship with Olivia”- said by a girl referring to the girl who said the previous quote
not a quote, but the team captain accidentally showed us a detailed drawing of a dick
I’ll probably add more as I remember
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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DOOT DOOT
How dare thou come into my domain with the mocking sounds of this brass instrument!! A permanent ice spell upon thee so that thou shan’t ever be able to properly play again!!
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Who is in the official owl house server, because I need the link to get in please
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Oh god cavetown’s juno just hit me like a train on a fucking trolley track
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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What would nonbinary mer people be called, bc I don’t want it to be mer person. That isn’t alliteration and the other two get alliteration
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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not-a-biscuit · 10 months
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bitches get a new pair of sunglasses and suddenly think they’re the shit (it’s me, I’m bitches)
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Baby (not really a baby anymore 🥲) Nova
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Bathroom panic attacks really are such a mood
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Does anyone have any recommendations for books on Swedish folklore pre-Christianization
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not-a-biscuit · 1 year
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Love when someone you follow gets a new interest and it’s just like oh, I guess this is my life now
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