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If you ever find someone you can really speak to in that deeply connected way, never let them go. Seriously, use the good rope on them.
Dec 18, 2013
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It's sad people feel more empathy for a hurt animal than a human. I cage those people up with animals that are total fucking assholes.
Some get angry that animals are being used, until the animals start squeaking shit about the person's mom or making fun of their weight.
Dec 13, 2013
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What's funny is wearing gloves so as not to get your hands dirty, and then getting a face full of gore. That's sitcom stuff right there.
Dec 13, 2013
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I dub over videos I've taken of people in my basement screaming with pop songs so it looks like they're singing. I'm a comedy genius.
Dec 9, 2013
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On the worst days, the voices in my head respond loudly, incessantly, and in the mindless voice of a teenage girl mob.
Nov 26, 2013
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The worst poisons don't kill you, they just change you enough to make you wish you were dead.
Nov 8, 2013
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Being Mexican, I take pride in making so many new ghosts for everyone to enjoy on Dia de Los Muertos.
Oct 26, 2013
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It's not the nightmares that get me. Those are just neat. It's the good dreams that fuck it all up.
Oct 21, 2013
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Some people, I'm actually glad they got away. I'd do it all over again, sure, but maybe they'd get away again, too.
Oct 14, 2013
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Halloween's a day to actually ENJOY scary things, so it makes me sad people don't show up anymore to have glass fired into their faces.
It was the one day of the year I felt I had a connection with the community, and now the sight of my glass-cannon just makes bums me out.
Oct 13, 2013
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For the curious, killing someone with multiple personality disorder does not release a shitload of ghosts. I'm as bummed as you are.
Sep 26, 2013
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What the…Buried my shovel along with the corpse I was burying. How do you even do that?
Sep 15, 2013
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The problem isn't the dreaming, it's the ever sleeping, really.
Aug 15, 2013
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Sleep's already bad enough so why do dreams have to be such assholes?
It's like "Hey, check out this world where you didn't destroy everything or stab it in the heart 100 times with a sharpened peanut!"
Aug 14, 2013
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It's too late for me to have anything good. Good thing I have so much bad to distract me.
Aug 14, 2013
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I'm sick of looking in the mirror and seeing someone I hate. Time to scrape that dude's face off my mirror.
Jul 30, 2013
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I once killed someone's face but left the head alive. You can do anything if you just apply yourself.
Jul 27, 2013
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