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gregorsamsaisliterallyme · 1 year

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"the stars incline us, they do not bind us."

-these violent delights, chloe gong. page 360

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sylvahell · 2 years

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dirnk my oiter

#calico critters #sylvanian families #cute #doll #dog #doll photography #yellow labrador #golden retriever #my phone is on 5%#doll furniture

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bonesandthebees · 26 days

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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this #one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails #also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help #instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites #it's infuriating that it works so well #ramblings

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garttengroddo · 2 months

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assorted 🐕

#my art #sketchbook #nudity cw #my phone is on 5%#im locked in #just had 2 cups of coffee #its 4am

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saewokhrisz · 3 months

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2/2 "gift"

#happy 2/2 people enjoy #[shuts off my phone and opens p3r]#albeit im posting this according to japanese time because im too excited to sit on it more...#this is actually based on a real story i bought a pomegranate two weeks ago and found out it was rotten when i tried to peel it i was so sa #shuake #ren amamiya #goro akechi #persona 5 #persona #fanart #my art #comic

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rileyclaw · 1 year

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turn on the lights, this cannot last forever

watching and dreaming promo

#i woke up and saw that trailer had dropped 5 minutes before i checked my phone. something out there needed me awake #the owl house #toh spoilers #watching and dreaming #toh season 3 #luz noceda #amity blight #hunter noceda #gus porter #willow park #the owl house spoilers #this episode is gonna fuck so HARDDDDD its ticking all my fav trope boxes so far from just 44 seconds of promo material omg #guys im sweating sm i sat down chugged a monster and didnt move a muscle until this was done. my demons #hdhfdhfgdjhgd guys!!!! im so unwell

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disaster-bay-leaf · 9 months

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- From Eden, Hozier

coloured in

#just a 5 minute sketch on my phone but i needed to get it out of my head #imagining ineffable husbands art to hozier lyrics wasnt the most productive thing to do at work alas #art #fanart #digital art #good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 spoilers #go2 spoilers #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens season 2 spoilers #hozier #doodle #anthony j crowley #bayartx

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castielsparkle · 10 months

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my creation

#cas.txt #destiel #dean #cas #dean winchester #castiel #destiel confession meme #confession #confession scene #nov 5 2020 #spn #supernatural #lgbt community has hijacked me and made me one of their icons #mlp #happy pride #lesbian rainbow dash meme #hi my phone almost died making this

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risaonda · 1 year

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pokemon scary and pokemon violent

#venus ambassador give us a post #me trying to go into the tag: pokemon scar #my phone: scary #me: no not scary (mistypes violet as violent)#my brain nonstop the next 5 mins: pokemon scary pokemon violent

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the-wanderer-returns · 3 months

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yeah so I'm reading dungeon meshi too

#dungeon meshi #marcille donato #marcille dungeon meshi #edit #this was done in like 5 minutes on my phone so the quality is bad #idk thought it was funny

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doctorsiren · 2 months

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Redrew this thing from the beginning of August

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #phoenix wright #apollo justice #trucy wright #athena cykes #miles edgeworth #maya fey #ace attorney fanart #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #redraw #not sure how entirely accurate it is to how I actually draw them but it was just for fun #it was intended to be my WARM UP for today #but I accidentally spent 3 hours on the phone with my brother talking about AA #so uhh now it’s 5 pm Oopsie

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inumbrapugnabimus-maybe · 3 months

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The LU boys as things my brothers have done: part 1! part 2

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nanaslutt · 4 months

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horny uraume thots,, mdni :3

au where uraume is your servant and they slipped up on something small, something insignificant. but instead of brushing it off like usual when they bow so politely and say “punish me however you see fit” you decide to take them up on their offer, after all, if they don’t get punished they’ll never learn, right??….

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so you’re fucking uraume into the sheets of your king bed with your silicone cock, the straps of the harness wrapping snugly around your hips.

uraumes jaw is slack and they’re moaning pathetically against the sheets, a pretty red blush spread across their face. their eyes roll back in their head each time you thrust your strap inside them, the solid head of the silicone abusing their poor g-spot.

“loosen up, you’re so fucking tight around my cock i can barely move.” you growl, your hand gripping their hair roughly as you shove their face into the sheets. and they’re babbling and crying “i’m sorry m-master-“ because they really are.

they only want to atone for their mistake and make you happy, and they can’t even do that? how shameful. “don’t be sorry, do something about it.” you respond, thrusting the strap inside them harder to emphasize your words.

and instead of listening like the usually obedient servant they are, they cum, allllll over your strap without so much as a word. just their mouth falling open in a silent scream before their thighs were pressing together around your leg between them, the slender appendages shaking and jolting from the intensity of their orgasm.

“cumming without my permission? i thought this was supposed to be a punishment, no?” you chastised, continuing to thrust the cock inside them, working them through their high despite your harsh words. “surely you weren’t thinking of cumming without me and leaving your master high and dry, right?” you ask, a teasing tone to your voice that uraume is too fucked out to hear.

“n-no master i can go again, p-please, show me no mercy.” they whine through the aftershocks of their orgasm, their voice sounding shaky and strained. “oh don’t worry, i wasn’t planning on it.” you replied, planting your foot on the bed to get better leverage, giving them no time to recover from such an intense high as you fucked into them with no mercy.

#wrote this on my phone in like 5 min #i had to get it out of my head #uraume #uraume smut #uraume jjk #uraume jujutsu kaisen #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk x y/n #jujutsu kaisen x reader #wlw ns/fw #wlw smut

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greelin · 1 year

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please watch trigun 98

#trigun #phone at 5%. My final message

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marblepebble · 1 year

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Guys my dad works at Nintendo and he told me they're gonna announce Metroid Prime Fishing in tomorrow's Direct. Yeah she's just taking a day off with Kirby. Leaked pic below

#marble talks #nintendo direct #nintendo #i made this on my phone in like 5 minutes and it honestly might be my magnum opus #metroid #kirby #metroid dread #kirby and the forgotten land #metroid prime #direct #fishing #funniest part? kirby and samus canonically know each other. this could happen #gaming #meme #memes #samus aran

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literallyjustafish · 27 days

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bulborb is big strong and good at drawing @littleguysdaily

#bulborbposting #i made this in 5 minutes on my phone #it sucked but i was too lazy to do in on my computer

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