hang it in the louvre

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

jesus. fucking. christ.

clip is from emgoesgreta on tiktok

Oscar piastri the man that you are....

he is a man slut and I will elaborate

the glasses. the smile. the dimple. the hair. the unbuttoned shirt. the body. the posture. This is SLUT BEHAVIOR

vicky.fatu and sophiefatu

My little Sophie and Charlie Hunnam 🥺❤️😍 Their incredible bond was so magical and heart-melting to watch 🥰🥰 See #LastLooks movie in theaters on February 4, and we cannot wait to see our baby shine alongside Mel Gibson and Charlie! 🎬❤️ #SophieFatu #CharlieHunnam #MelGibson

I can get used to this fatherhood thing

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Floyd Leech, the laid-back and carefree student of Night Raven College, was strolling around the campus with y/n, enjoying the sunshine and the beautiful scenery. As they walked, they noticed a young kid crying under a tree. The child was lost and wanted to find his family.

Floyd walked up to the child and kneeled down to his level. "Hey, little buddy, what's wrong?" he asked in a gentle tone.

The child looked up at Floyd with teary eyes and hiccupped. "I can't find my mommy and daddy," he sobbed.

Floyd smiled kindly and took the child's hand. "Don't worry, we'll find them together. What's your name?"

The child told Floyd his name and they started walking around the campus, looking for the child's parents. As they walked, Floyd talked to the child, cracking jokes and telling funny stories to make him forget about his worries. Y/n watched in awe as Floyd effortlessly connected with the child and made him smile.

After a while, they found the child's parents, who were frantically searching for him. The parents were overjoyed to see their child safe and sound, and they thanked Floyd and y/n for their help.

Y/n looked at Floyd with admiration and thought to herself how good of a father he would be. She imagined a future with children with him and felt a warm feeling in her heart.

As they continued their walk around the campus, Floyd put his arm around y/n and said, "You know, I could get used to this whole fatherhood thing."

Y/n's heart skipped a beat as she heard Floyd's words. She had always dreamed of having children, and the thought of starting a family with Floyd filled her with happiness. As they walked, she found herself lost in thought, imagining what their children would look like and how they would grow up together.

Later that night, as they sat on the couch in their dorm room, Y/n couldn't help but bring up the topic. "Hey, Floyd," she said tentatively, "you know what you said earlier about fatherhood?"

Floyd looked at her with a curious expression. "Yeah, what about it?"

"Well, I was thinking... I want to have a baby. With you," Y/n said, feeling a bit nervous.

Floyd's eyes widened in surprise, but then a smile spread across his face. "Really? You want to have a baby with me?"

Y/n nodded, feeling her cheeks flush with embarrassment. "I know it's a big decision, and we're still young, but... I just can't stop thinking about it."

Floyd reached out and took Y/n's hand. "I understand, Y/n. And I want that too. I want to start a family with you."

Y/n's heart swelled with joy as Floyd's words sank in. They spent the rest of the night talking about their plans for the future, imagining what it would be like to have a child together.

I am emotionally unwell

sooooo i went and wrote a mini enishi wip cause i’m in the monthly pains and i needed some comfort. does anyone want it published?

HE’S SUCH A DAD I LOVE IT

I COLLAPSED AND GASPED HE LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD

Shout out to my teenage self who thought people were exaggerating baby fever, cuz like yeah babies are cute and all but surely it's not that bad?! At 26 years old I can confidently say it absolutely is as bad as everyone says. Especially when your friends start having babies and you get to hold them and they stare at you to memorize your features but it feels like they're looking at your soul. And when they coo and smile at you?????!! I am unwell.

Stinka man 🫶🏾

The chokehold this picture has on me, I swear to God... 😮‍💨😩🥵

Oh he’s got my ovaries SCREAMING 🫠

The way Levi loves children 💕