Falin has been nearsighted since she was little, and has a habit of squinting when she's looking at things. —Delicious in Dungeon World Guide: The Adventurer's Bible

she should have been at the optometrist's

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I think it's fascinating that the quotes:

"Have you forgotten sir, we were at war? A fight with an alien race for the very survival of our species. I feel I must remind you that it is an undeniable, and may I say fundamental quality of man, that when faced with extinction, every alternative is preferable."

"When you spend every day fighting a war, you to demonize your attackers. To you, they're evil, they're subhuman. Because if they weren't, what would that make you? What I'm trying to say... is I've been afraid to see you for what you really are. You're our brothers. Our sisters. And the things we've done to one another are unforgivable."

"These guys want to use us, take us away from our families, and send us all over the dad-gum galaxy just to test if their agents are ready for the big fight? Well... guess I'm interested in showin' em exactly what a big fight is all about! So I'm not ordering you to go. I ain't even asking. You do what you gotta do, Private."

came from the same series whose standard fare is lines like:

"What in the hell are you two doing?" / "We're being executed by our own men, sir." / "Cut it out."

"I only drink the blood of my enemies, and the occasional strawberry yoohoo."

"You always said I could sleep when I’m dead, Sarge, and guess what? I am dead. This purgatory is about to become purga-snore-y, yawn!"

...and both categories manage to be a poignant statement about the nature of war and what it does to the people in it.

The red spot is a chili flake

The red spot is a chili flake... (context)

i gave my hot microbio professor a christmas/thank you gift (it was a little mug with pathogens on it) and when i handed it to him he was like, “aw mello you didn’t have to do that. that’s very sweet of you.” in the softest tone and i was like BDGSYAGDYSHS SHUT UP BEFORE I TRY TO KISS YOU OG MY GOD

No thoughts in my head, just them.

Left column: chapters 47, 62, 98

Center column: chapters 137, 175, 175

Right column: chapters 201, 225, 225

Best thing about Human x Cybertronian couples (for me) is when the huge alien partner squishes their smaller human partner in a boop-like smooch.

New kink unlocked: angry demon lords rushing in to save their boyfriends

POV: you can’t stop thinking abt ur crush

So since Sun and Moon seem very willing to try human food... Opinions on try lemons?

(That would probably be playing with their confidence, but it would be so fun to give them something bitter or spicy)

asgsjfjdhsksll are you a mind reader?? i'm in the process of writing a scene with lemons! Sun would like lemons, Moon would not as he prefers sweeter foods😋 imagine pranking him with a super sour/bitter push pop - or toxic waste sweets!! omg

That thing he does with the side of his mouth

Thinking about Illari, and where she fits into the larger Overwatch universe.

Of course, the default assumption is that she will join Overwatch, but then I also started thinking...what if she got recruited by Talon?

She's young, alone, emotionally compromised and therefore extremely vulnerable. I'm envisioning a scenario where her powers get out of control again (I imagine she still doesn't have full control over them yet, and still experiences deadly "bursts", especially when she's battling strong emotions), and, after a particularly bad outburst, she gets approached by Doomfist. He shows no fear of her, and tells her that her power is incredible, but that she needs someone to help her learn to control them. Of course there'd be pushback from "I don't need anyone" Illari, but Doom plays the long game, especially when he wants something. And God would he want Illari's power on his side.

Illari is tough and incredibly strong, but she's barely an adult, she's got nobody in the world to look out for her, and, maybe most dangerously, she's purposeless. A charismatic person like Doomfist assuring her he could help her make the world a better place, that she could master her powers with Talon's help, that she could ensure what happened to her at her ceremony never happens again...I don't know. I think she could be manipulated into ending up with them, at least temporarily (though of course I would hope not - poor girl needs recovery, not Talon's BS)

DABI

BNHA/MHA

reference: Lee Changsun x Lee Changsun

Me: Has been here for almost 10 years, has seen Louis shirtless many times

Also me when he gets his tank top ripped off on stage and is now shirtless: 😳😳😳😳😳🫠🫠🫠🫠🫣🫣🫣

i love that both barbies pull ken's shirt over his chest or try to just touch his shoulder through the shirt bc they wanna be respectful and not touch ryan's bare chest

i have such a normal, domestic carmy fic sitting in my docs right next to the most filthy, feral carmy fic i've written thus far.