back on my skateboard ollieing over small objects again

I need to scream into the void a bit, but I don't even know where to begin. I don't know what companies I'm cleaning for are open or not tomorrow. I wasn't given enough prep time to put together a schedule for cleaning effectively AND the one clean I did have planned got thwarted because I didn't get the correct keys until too late.

I'm exhausted and sore and crabby b/c it's that time of the month and I'm still recovering from not having a vehicle and traveling 60km a day for 3 months this spring.

Idk if I should chance leaving all 3 cleans until tomorrow or not. I'm really upset because I was planning on building myself a new door tomorrow so that the heat retention in the trailer would be better and now I can't.

Like, just...

FUUUUCK

self portraiture is so fucking hard. i am in spain

I CROUCHED DOWN FOR A SECOND AND MY CAT CLIMBED ON MY LEG SO NOW I CAN'T GET UP???

Re: “Cath, the fuck does this mean?”: I’m of flesh and blood, but also I’m just marionetting my own body. I’m a Something in the shape of a person. 👍♥️🫡

Great, thanks cath . Now i know youre one of the plants living on my back porch, hope you enjoy being watered, tomorrow we’re covering you all with blankets

My hips, ankles, and back always hurt, I’m always dizzy and literally can’t stay awake when I get back from work- i crash for like an hour before I have the energy to do anything, it’s been this way since I was like 14 but I can’t tell if I have some sort of undiagnosed chronic illness or if it’s just the horrors of capitalism

My entire bottom half hurts

i’m never going on a run again

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

Messi of Monte Carlo 👑

my body is in complete shock. i have never done an athletic thing in my entire life and just decide to pick up ice skating. holy fuck i can barely move

I’M HAVING FUN THO

Guys I’m in a shit ton of pain and can barely walk. I’m about to spend my some of last few dollars on a cab. And I would like some compression socks before I miss out on class even more.

C*sh*pp: $thediditaylor

marco being the only real phoenix left and phoenixes have the ability to both impregnate and carry eggs as a sort of fail safe against extinction leaving sabo and ace to make sure marco is carrying eggs. They single handedly repopulate the phoenix race lol

Listen the E in Eggs stands for equality and everyone so after Marco carries their first clutch to term hes like nah, im good i dont really want to carry more eggs rn im alright but i also want more kids lol

Ace is like well gee babe you give us no real choice except to be incubators then huh to which Sabos like WHAT?

Ace is flabbergasted at his response like dude youre such a freak and you loved Marco full of eggs and his eggnancy and you draw the line at doing it for him once yourself ? Wtf and Sabos like were not BUILT TO DO THIS

Ace; sounds like quitter talk and the sabo i know and love aint no pussy as bithc

Ofc that makes it a competition

Eggnant Sabo is the pissiest creature ever loool loser i love him

Jason, having achy pains in his legs because hypermobility and sciatic nerve is a shit combination: I want to sue my body this is so homophobic

Militia guy: Boss I don't think you can do that, unfortunately, would you like a heat pack

Jason: I want happiness

Militia: Sir I can't microwave that

Heart: Fight me!

Mind: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?

{Later}

Whole: Why is Mind lying on the ground?

Soul: Heart kicked him really hard on the ankle.

i need a walking.cane SO bad my bones HATE ME