Yes it is
Yes it is
Yes it is
(The music list)
Okay, fair enough. I'm not going to post the whole thing since it's long and I have some personal reasons for not posting all of them yet
So for everyone else who is about to witness the Horrors, this is the music department/theater quotes list. Some of it.
"One of R's hobbies is horn. [long pause] FRENCH HORN YOU LITTLE PERVERTS."
"Shoutout to AJ. One down one to go." (not their actual name, but my real name was shared by two other people last year in show choir and it was funny as hell)
"K killed scooby doo."
"That bathroom. Was a PALACE."
"You wouldn't understand. You're not a GAMER."
"That's a big heehee"
"PUT THE BABY DOWN!!!!!!!!!" -choir director
"Your name should be Gregory."
"Oh my GOODNESS this is the SWEATIEST game I have EVER PLAYED."
"Slayyy, baby Jesus!" -choir director
"I am going to kick you in the anus."
"You should add more of me in there. I say some pretty funny stuff but you guys never hear me."
"I was talking to my friend, because I have those." -choir director
"Not squats. Seductive."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I HAD FIVE BOYFRIENDS??? THE ONE I HAD CAN BARELY HANDLE ME!!"
"Why are we doing thievery today?"
"Dude, you cannot dance with a gnome in your pocket."
"My knees are too long."
"I will shave you."
"Do not. Do NOT. DO NOT. Get in the Gulf of Mexico." -choir director
"There's a lot of people here. I feel like I should put pants on."
"They're rocks! And they're hard!"
"'Cause up in outer space it's like the Silly Silly South."
"Do you wanna have a threeway in marching band? I only have one dick!!"
"That's a lot of fuckin' Jesus."
"We're watching Frozen 2 because it's frickin' cold here." -choir director
"I'm gonna hit you WITH MY HANDS" -some guy from the show choir i was hosting at our comp
"Hey! Turn that down we're calling the Super Mario Brothers!"
"This is how true crime documenaries start." -choir director
"The butterflies are offended."
"I think God might be pissing on us."
"You see, I can curse too! (as quietly as possible) beeyitches." -choir director
"Do I need to slash someone's tires?" -choir director
"S you need to be the gladdest thing so you can murder the sun."
"No, I said schpenis."
"The amount of ankle strength this takes is absolutely absurd."
"Actually! I have dainty MAN pockets."
"I'm in my taxi era right now." -choir director
"I will breed all of your sims."
"Put your valve up bro. It's almost like having your dick out of your pants."
"Whoever is tap-dancing, I will murder you."
"We're going to Mars!" "You're going to hell, that's where you're going."
"Who's beefing with Wyoming?....It's me. I'm beefing with Wyoming."
"I'm pretty sure a spider crawled up my ass."
"It makes it easier to make fun of you when I unironically like Homestuck."
"The power of Christ compells you, bitch."
"That's it, I'm dipping my toes in your ice cream."
AAAAND That's all for today.
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