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cyberr-v0id · 5 months
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I should practice flute
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the-ocean-is-scary · 7 months
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Girlies my choir director is considering moving me from alto 2 to soprano because I can hit a B flat
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I don't want to go to sopranoland. Sopranoland is scary. I've been there one too many times.
And after all the work I did in middle school to switch to alto :(
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mossyriverrocks · 1 month
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I had a chorus concert tonight it was so hype it was so fun I loved it I GOT A BUBBLE GUN I GOT TO SHOOT BUBBLES AT THE END
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vexatiousviolinist · 2 years
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met a girl on tinder who’s violin is named edgar and mine is named victor pierre (of course) so now i feel obligated to take her out on a date so that our violins can have like a play date together or something
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
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ithinkdogshouldvote · 16 days
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Guardian swap au for 4/13 ^ ^
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curioscurio · 7 months
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I'm rewatching Steven Universe and I will never forgive Fandom for what it did to her
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rea-pancakes · 3 months
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misterpseudonym · 7 months
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teaboot · 5 months
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One time in grade 11 band class I let a girl go through my iPod and she started laughing and I was like "What's funny" and she read out loud, "Papa Roach, Breaking Benjamin, MCR, Get Scared, Marilyn Manson, Nine Inch Nails... and then fuckign Pussycat Dolls?!"
And I'm never gonna forget that
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If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical
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cyberr-v0id · 8 months
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Just agreed to ask the music teachers the details for orchestra, I am going to regret this
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the-ocean-is-scary · 7 months
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Yes it is
Yes it is
Yes it is
(The music list)
Okay, fair enough. I'm not going to post the whole thing since it's long and I have some personal reasons for not posting all of them yet
So for everyone else who is about to witness the Horrors, this is the music department/theater quotes list. Some of it.
"One of R's hobbies is horn. [long pause] FRENCH HORN YOU LITTLE PERVERTS."
"Shoutout to AJ. One down one to go." (not their actual name, but my real name was shared by two other people last year in show choir and it was funny as hell)
"K killed scooby doo."
"That bathroom. Was a PALACE."
"You wouldn't understand. You're not a GAMER."
"That's a big heehee"
"PUT THE BABY DOWN!!!!!!!!!" -choir director
"Your name should be Gregory."
"Oh my GOODNESS this is the SWEATIEST game I have EVER PLAYED."
"Slayyy, baby Jesus!" -choir director
"I am going to kick you in the anus."
"You should add more of me in there. I say some pretty funny stuff but you guys never hear me."
"I was talking to my friend, because I have those." -choir director
"Not squats. Seductive."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I HAD FIVE BOYFRIENDS??? THE ONE I HAD CAN BARELY HANDLE ME!!"
"Why are we doing thievery today?"
"Dude, you cannot dance with a gnome in your pocket."
"My knees are too long."
"I will shave you."
"Do not. Do NOT. DO NOT. Get in the Gulf of Mexico." -choir director
"There's a lot of people here. I feel like I should put pants on."
"They're rocks! And they're hard!"
"'Cause up in outer space it's like the Silly Silly South."
"Do you wanna have a threeway in marching band? I only have one dick!!"
"That's a lot of fuckin' Jesus."
"We're watching Frozen 2 because it's frickin' cold here." -choir director
"I'm gonna hit you WITH MY HANDS" -some guy from the show choir i was hosting at our comp
"Hey! Turn that down we're calling the Super Mario Brothers!"
"This is how true crime documenaries start." -choir director
"The butterflies are offended."
"I think God might be pissing on us."
"You see, I can curse too! (as quietly as possible) beeyitches." -choir director
"Do I need to slash someone's tires?" -choir director
"S you need to be the gladdest thing so you can murder the sun."
"No, I said schpenis."
"The amount of ankle strength this takes is absolutely absurd."
"Actually! I have dainty MAN pockets."
"I'm in my taxi era right now." -choir director
"I will breed all of your sims."
"Put your valve up bro. It's almost like having your dick out of your pants."
"Whoever is tap-dancing, I will murder you."
"We're going to Mars!" "You're going to hell, that's where you're going."
"Who's beefing with Wyoming?....It's me. I'm beefing with Wyoming."
"I'm pretty sure a spider crawled up my ass."
"It makes it easier to make fun of you when I unironically like Homestuck."
"The power of Christ compells you, bitch."
"That's it, I'm dipping my toes in your ice cream."
AAAAND That's all for today.
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mossyriverrocks · 1 month
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back in October my schools music department had a fun little Halloween party and there was a kahoot about the music teachers and various other things and
when the questions about the strings teacher came up EVERYONE looked at me. Kids were like “hey hey cmon I’m your friend right cmooon what’s the answer”
the strings teacher is my mother
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pants-lint · 1 year
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Just had a Thought and now I'm curious. What's you guy's strangest comfort media? It doesn't have to be strange as in like creepy/fucked up/whatever, it can just be smthn a lil odd.
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iphigeniacomplex · 5 months
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it’s very easy to tell the good satires and pastiches from the bad ones because the bad ones are too afraid to live within the form. like if you are doing work with fairy tales and you are refusing to look closer at the underlying logic and unspoken rules of what can seem at first to be a senseless form, you are not going to create meaningful work. to borrow a turn of phrase originally used by maria tatar, if you refuse to enter “the house of fairy tale” as anything more than a gawking tourist, you will miss the particular order to the way the table is set, the rooms that are locked vs the rooms that are simply difficult to enter, the set of the floorboards and the position of the furniture. whatever you build will then be a gilded imitation of how you believe the house of fairy tale ought to look, the table set according to your educated specifications and every door open. there can be no interrogation of themes from a writer who views the form as beneath them!
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