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ithinkdogshouldvote · 18 days

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Guardian swap au for 4/13 ^ ^

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sweaty-confetti · 9 months

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i got super ill about the homestuck kids’ accents and wrote a whole thing

john: your stereotypical american accent that one thinks of, californian but diluted basically. says you guys a lot. pronounces wash kind of like warsh. also sometimes uses weirdly formal language, like television instead of TV, refrigerator instead of fridge, even automobile instead of car - dad’s fault. trained himself out of it cause he thought it was embarrassing, but slips up sometimes.

rose: somewhat of a transatlantic accent, including the speech patterns. picked it up from old tv shows and movies because she didn’t want to sound like roxy-mom (who has a thick mixture of a new york/boston/rhode island accent). but growing up with roxy-mom, she has a bit of that accent too - so it’s this weird mixture of 30% stereotypical American, 50% transatlantic, 20% boston accent.

dave: texan accent, courtesy of dirk!bro, who spoke in the most stereotypical drawling texan accent ever. as he got older he started to think it wasn’t cool, so he started masking it, but it’s still there. gets stronger when he expresses emotion or when he forgets to mask it. gratuitous use of the word y’all. doesn’t say it over text but it’s a habit in real life. drops g’s at the end of words, like singin’, fuckin’, etc.

jade: obviously had no outside contact with other people other than with grandpa, so she has a slight british accent - kept up with learning to talk by watching youtube videos, so the accent isn’t very strong. also, even before going god tier, had weird canine vocalizations picked up from bec, like growling, whining, even sometimes howling, etc.

jane: very similar to john’s, but sounds…older? not transatlantic, but similar to late 19th century-early 20th century accents, with song-like intonation and faint r’s. heavy emphasized consonants and slight vowel merging with e and i, such that pen and pin sound virtually the same. all in all, what you’d imagine a canadian from the 1800s talks like.

roxy: the goddamn heaviest stereotypical new york accent ever. a weird super heavy mix of queens and staten island accent she learned entirely for shits and giggles, and also to annoy rose-mom. not very nasally though, unless she’s trying to annoy someone on purpose. a lot of the word like thrown in. doesn’t say it over text, but it’s a habit irl.

dirk: the flattest most unplaceable standard american accent ever, apart from a hint of a texan accent. learned to talk from the internet and robots, but when he was very young used to repeatedly watch videos that dave!bro left for him and programmed around the house. dave!bro had a heavy texan accent, which is where he picked that up from. drops g’s at the end of words, like singin’, fuckin’, etc.

jake: really heavy, stereotypically posh british accent that sounds like what an american thinks a british person sounds like. but he’s 100% genuine about it and there’s no real explanation for why he does it, other than the fact that when he was very young he used to repeatedly watch grandma’s favorite movies - old british movies. now it’s just a habit and he can’t be trained out of it.

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rockybfdi2763 · 18 days

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happy Homestuck day I think. Hope you guys can get out of the house soon

#autism #homestuck #john egbert #homestuck fandom #rose lalonde #dave strider #jane crocker #jade harley #jake english #homestuck trolls #homestuck humans #i hate/love this webcomic #god bless

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angeles-0rgan · 4 months

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Thinking of doing charcter redesigns!! Dunno which group I should pick tho

:3!!!

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robins--corner · 8 months

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more homestuck stuff

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #homestuck art #homestuck humans #homestuck alpha kids #homestuck dirk #homestuck jane #homestuck jake #jake english #jane crocker #dirk strider #dirk fanart #jake fanart #jane fanart

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prospitsdreams · 2 years

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woohooey some quick ms paint sketches!! drawing with my mouse is impossible omg

#jade harley #rose lalonde #grimdark rose #prospitsdreams #homestuck #homestuck humans

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terezigoestowalmart · 2 years

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#my art #homestuck #caliborn #egbert #homestuck cherubs #homestuck beta kids #homestuck humans #john egbert

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chocomilkling · 1 year

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So um. I hope I'm not late

4.13 art cuz why the fuck now. Ignore how shitty some of it looks, it kept on crashing my tablet and I really wanted to rush it

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regicidal-optimism · 2 months

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first time homestuck reader in 2024 moodboard

#homestuck #homestuck liveblog #this human emotion called friendship #grace dot text

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newttxt · 18 days

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its actually the most self-indulgent day of the year!

#one piece #luffy #trafalgar law #zoro #sanji #uh…#homestuck #:///// its 4/13 homestuck day and i will never tire of drawing some crossover between homestuck and my current interests #i actually have a whole page of human eustass kid and troll luffy but its like. implied nsfw?!?! idk i wasnt thinking clearly #sorry for the homestuck jumpscare

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aftonsparv-bugzz · 1 month

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:33 < iHATE having to fight EVERYTHING for the SMALLEST amount of representation in this community. therians get SO MUCH representation in this community, nobody talks of objectkins, or fictionkins, or plantkins, or conceptkins, or elemental kins, or space/voidkins, or songkins, or LITERALLY. ANY. "UNCOMMON". ALTERHUMAN IDENTITY. it is SO UNFAIR ON THE REST OF THE COMMUNITY THAT WE LITERALLY HAVE TO FIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL JUST TO GET THE SMALLEST REPRESENTATION IN THIS COMMUNITY. WE NEVER GET TALKED ABOUT. EVER. (also, ihave NOTHING against therians. iam one. but iwont post about it because iwant to fight for representation of "uncommon" kins.)

:33 < shout out to alterhumans/non humans with NO kin identity, just saying they arent human. youdont "need" to have an identity and fit into a box. youre perfect just the way you are.

:33 < shout out to plantkins. every single plant/fungi. from the DEADLIEST venus fly traps to the BRIGHTEST boquet of roses. have a fresh ray of sunlight to beam upon you, youre shining so much its insane.

:33 < shout out to all the objects. whether it be a small eraser, or your favourite plushie, youre still valid, and awesome, and soooo cool /gen

:33 < shout out to elemental kins. burning fire, cold breezes of wind, all elements. the most HURTFUL, DEADLIEST elements to the ones that arent so dangerous. your kintype is never too dangerous for me. keep living life the way youwould

:33 < shout out to fictionkins. the weirdest characters, the "prettiest" characters, your favourite characters, your hated characters, your least favourite characters, characters from an uncommon source or from a common source, all of you.

:33 < shout out to songkins. from the strangest, most unusual melodies, to the songs everyone knows. you are the most beautiful, melodic songs ever. you keep being you bro.

:33 < shout out to placekins. youre a little cottage in the woods ? thats awesome. youre that corner shop down the street ? so cool. youre massive theme park, with flashing lights and fireworks and everything ? genuinely so amazing.

:33 < shout out to daykins/monthkins/seasonkins/yearkins. all the several days, seasons, months passing by us is so beautiful to watch

:33 < shout out to number/letter kins. all the numbers formed to make mathematics, all the letters we have in languages today, all so beautiful

:33 < shout out to spacekins. all the stars, cosmos, voids, even those who identify with being space as a whole. so beautiful.

:33 < shout out to conceptkins. strangest concept to comprehend, the easiest concepts, idont care. yall are amazing.

:33 < and shout out to any "unusual" or "uncommon" kintype ihavent mentioned.

:33 < yall are SO BEAUTIFUL !!

:33 < if you identify with an "uncommon kintype" PLEASE interact with this blog iwant more cool people to follow /nf

:33 < and if you are a therian blog iwould hope you to repost this so youcan show awareness for other kintypes in this community. (but youdont have to !! idont mind if youdont, do not worry !! :3 its perfectly ok with me not to reblog it, I understand why you wouldnt !! :33)

:33 < /nf

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cringefail-clown · 21 days

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see my vision

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #bro strider #the signless #the sufferer #ultkri au #kind of #i need everyone to jump on this ship with me right this second #like OFC this piece of human garbage would be the one to make even troll jegus want to punch his face

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chomplicated · 30 days

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Please draw more humanstuck Serkets, I love your designs.

#thank you :)#homestuck #vriska serket #aranea serket #humanstuck #drew this a while ago! hard to think of aranea as a human for me #doodles #asks

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kabutoden · 1 month

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I have no idea if you've already done it, but I request bug versions of the human shitheads

this is genuinely probably one of my favorite pieces so far. like idk why but i totally prioritized this ask because you called them the human shitheads. thats just so funny to me. these DORKS!!! the SILLIES!! also bc these guys arnt aliens. like the humans are humans they dont gotta be bugs. but fuck i just love anthro bugs!!! so much. like theres no stopping me. Rose is a rosy maple moth, but she wishes she had darker more goth coloration. Worked perfect with her name and associations with seeking light dangerously, too. Jade's a wooly aphid because they're cute and fuzzy, i particularly love their shiny wings and whispy fur. Dave's an assassin bug--but they're also called wheel bugs for the cog-like shell on their back. Super deadly an agile bugs, puts a lot of expectations on him... John might just be my favorite though. With his love of slimer and association with ectoplasm, he's a spitbug!! they're just bright green and silly little guys. perfect!

#homestuck #bugstuck #buggy trolls #buggy humans #literally so silly of me to do this #dave strider #john egbert #rose lalonde #jade harley

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dyrehound · 2 months

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