Honey-Do

Tony is full-term and on full bed rest. He's also nesting, and not being able to get up and clean in preparation for the baby is driving him crazy. So, Steve tells him to make him a honey-do list of all the things he wants done.

Not that I read mpreg all that often (not really my thing generally speaking) but I came across some "Sanji is pregnant" fics in the sanzo/zosan tag, and not nearly the same amount for Zoro. It got me thinking about the trope. I think the lack of Zoro fics here is a tragic oversight. I think we as a fandom are absolutely and tragically ignoring the potential comedy gold of Zoro being the one to be pregnant instead.

Because when people write Sanji, the general trend I'm seeing (upon scanning through some of the fics quickly) is that he's cautious about it. Conscientious, careful to make sure things are okay. Which - arguably I could see, Sanji is probably the more practical of the two (not by a whole lot but still)and he didn't have a good childhood. Sanji being pregnant is usually a fic about his heaps of parental issues, childhood trauma and angst - which is fun to read. It's good. It's amazing, even.

Zoro being pregnant is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT gonna be a COMEDY. We're talking about a man who once tried to fight Kuina holding like 20 bokkens. We're talking about a man who got stuck in wax and thought the reasonable solution was to cut off his legs.

The entire crew spends the next 9 months tearing their hair out, preventing Zoro from doing stupid shit (exhibit A: cutting off his own limbs). They spend the same amount of time trying to stop Luffy from gum-gum-grabbing Zoro and yeeting him anytime he needs to get them out of a sticky situation.

The crew (mostly Sanji) is on 24/7 prevent-zoro-from-drinking-alcohol duty (impossible). Chopper is constantly stressed in the later months cause no one puts it past Zoro to get lost somewhere, give birth out in the woods and come strolling back with a baby tucked under his arm. They have to start hiding Zoro's dumbbells.

Franky and Usopp design and build a nursery and spends the entire time suspiciously teary eyed. Sanji tries to pretend he's unaffected but spends an entire night creating a 9 month meal plan of all the nutrients Zoro and the baby are gonna need. Not even a day later, one of the crew finds him up at 2 am making a mountain of food because Zoro made the mistake of offhandedly mentioning he had particular pregnancy craving within earshot of Sanji. In the end Zoro has to sit on him to stop Sanji from running himself ragged.

Robin keeps spouting morbid childbirth facts and quotes from parental advice books in equal measure. Nami keeps going on shopping sprees for cute baby clothes and adding the cost of them to Zoro's debt. Brook keeps writing lullabies and trying to sing them to Zoro's stomach. Zoro 100% uses his pregnancy belly as an excuse to walk around without a shirt 24/7 without getting nagged.

Somehow word gets out that the famous pirate hunter Zoro is pregnant, and at the next big fight with the Marines, half the soldiers refuse to fight him and instead start telling him to sit down, take it easy, shouting advice at him etc. Etc. Zoro loses his shit a little bit and cuts their boat in half.

Mihawk, upon finding out, tells Zoro in no uncertain terms that that is his grandchild and he's expecting them to visit so he can meet the baby when they're born. Zoro vehemently denies that Mihawk is his father (he is). Zeff upon finding out, is almost as bad as Sanji when it comes to being a mother hen. Perona buys even more baby clothes for the baby. She buys one singular shirt for Zoro as a joke, and it coincidentally happens to be the exact same brand of "mama" crop top he was forced to wear in that one filler episode. Zoro tries to chuck it into the ocean (he fails).

I'm essentially saying it would be absolute chaos, and it would be the funniest thing I've ever read. 9 months of Marimo wrangling. Can you imagine the look on Zoro's face if one of the opponents he was fighting were to tell him that he's "glowing"?

PLEASE, I would actually wheeze myself to death. The best part is you can still have plenty of Sanji angst. He still has parental issues except now they're flavoured with "I'm not ready to be a father" and "I'm terrified I'm gonna become my biological sperm donor" and "please don't die because of childbirth complications, that happened to my mother(sort of, I know she died after but it kinda counts), and I can't handle that happening again to you". Lots of cute/tender moments of Zoro comforting and reassuring Sanji. We can even have Zoro angst. He probably views protecting his crew as the one and only job he's good for (not true but that's probably what he thinks). Not being able to fulfill that is probably not helping his self esteem, and that sense of uselessness warring with his need to protect the baby - but the contradictory thing here is that to protect the baby he HAS to sit back and let other people do that FOR him. That plus all the other restrictions, people treating him differently, but him at the same time refusing to view his own child as a weakness. Imagine the havoc that would wreak. Oh my god.

Y'all don't understand, I don't even read mpreg that often and yet this is literally my ideal fic HAHAAAAA

[CW: Labor/Childbirth]

[Fetish/Kink Blogs DNI]

My hand slipped and I accidentally spent two days drawing zosan labor sketches. I have some reservations about posting these, since mpreg is already out there (for some), and a lot of people think labor is gross. But I've always been oddly fascinated by it, how ALL life comes from pain and work. I also think it's peak hurt/comfort, and I really loved drawing Sanji encouraging Zoro and trying to kiss away his pain.

Zoro is my favorite because he's a character who revolves around strength, and his anxiety of being strong enough. So this strong character, the strongest on the crew second only to Luffy, is made vulnerable by childbirth? That's poetry to me bby

I don't want to pigeonhole myself into coming across as only a mpreg blog, I do want to start drawing other stuff soon, but I need to bloodlet years of pent up mpreg ideas (that sounds a little silly when I say it out loud). I'm also working on a fan fic rn to help with that, but if anyone has one piece suggestions of normal things I should draw, feel free to send them my way.

Also if this post gets reblogged by any fetish blogs it's immediately getting privated. I really don't want my art, especially with subject matter like this, on fetish blogs so :/

peter calling to tell tony he's pregnant but pepper picks up the phone instead and gives him a speech about how tony's finally gone back to her and is done with him

Mates Tony and Peter going to the maternity clinic for Peter's latest ultrasound to see their unborn pup.

@fluffbruary 2024 day 1 : downy | clinic | nuance

One day late, but I was able to finish this year's Christmas drawing.

The superfamily with Harley as the second son of the Stony. 

Happy Holidays!!!

Also @professorsparklepants and I both spend a lot of time talking about getting Sanji pregnant (cycles through fem!Sanji, trans Sanji, and bog standard mpreg depending on how we're feeling that day) and ANYWAY

I want Sanji to be clearly miserable and complaining about his sore ankles and aching back and acid reflux and loose hips and also REFUSING to sit down or take it easy on the meals like NO this is HIS job he's not going to just lay back in a deck chair with a book, stop trying to make him sit down! And they stop. And he starts bitching again..

He's fine, he just wants to complain.

And he will still bite some heads off of they try to request MORE work of him, specifically Luffy and Zoro.

Don't ask him to do more. Don't tell him to lay down and relax. Don't make him stop complaining. There are no right answers except letting him bitch about the situation.

Please think about pregnant Sanji being forced to sit down for a bit, and Nami tries to be nice by peeling a few tangerines as a snack since Sanji is waddling now.

And it segues into the two of them telling LET ME HELP YOU DAMMIT because Nami wants to help the very pregnant person and Sanji has worms in his brain about being useful to Pretty Gorls.

And as @whirlibird put it:

losing it thinking about sanji in the 3rd trimester trying to kick someone crew, horrified Sanji, about to tip the fuck over Chopper: BED REST. ABSOLUTELY VITAL YOU BE ON BED REST. Sanji: I feel fine though. You said I was fine last week. Chopper: THAT WAS BEFORE YOU TRIED TO AX KICK ZORO.

"Sanji, you're glowing! Pregnancy really suits y--" "Eat shit and die."

Also, thinking about Zeff holding his grandchildren.

Someone goes off to get him because Sanji made an offhand comment about wanting his adoptive dad to be there for the birth and so THEY GOTTA GET ZEFF.

For a plotty element, also...

Possibility: One of Sanji's kids is trans and after some awkward "I am going to be supportive and hope I don't show any of my Kamabaka memories on my face" conversations and some time (a few months? Years, if they aren't totally sure yet?) to adjust later, Sanji calls up Ivankov like

"Hey, so, I haven't discussed it with the person on question yet because I'm not sure I have enough goodwill with you, but... there's this person I know who'd like to transition..."

Ivankov BOOKS it to help Sanji and whoever the friend is. Almost cries upon figuring out it's Sanji's own kid.

Prof:

Sanji is crying. ivankov is crying. The kid is crying. Everyone is ugly crying.

(IDK if this is a setting with trans Sanji or fem Sanji or someone else was pregnant or the kid was adopted or what, just that the canon-esque tension is there so it was notable and important that Sanji works on it.)

Part 2 of Steve and Tony watching a movie

Clint craves chocolate mint chip

just a happy little steeb :]

Going on mission are always so hard. But if I can get that one good luck kiss then I’ll be alright.

Thank you @thebrooklynnway for making this amazing moodboard for me! I’m hoping it will inspire me to write the fic! I guess I’ll drop the summary too

Summary: Hydra’s target is Billionaire Playboy Tony Stark. They send their best agent, Captain Rogers to pose as an undercover bodyguard for Stark. The mission should be simple, but when Steve and Tony grow close, Steve realizes too late that he can’t go through with his mission.

Peter getting kicked out because he’s pregnant and Tony taking him in

Omega mates Peter and Tony dealing with dual pregnancies due to having had their heats at the same time

Vivid image of Zoro disbelieving he could be pregnant because he’s been on T for five years, and Chopper giving him a stunned look like “Zoro you know T isn’t birth control. Zoro please tell me you know that. Please tell me you haven’t been fucking nasty without out some kind of birth control.”