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pineapple-memes · 2 years

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Peter Pan never grew up? Or did he just live..on another planet.. that had a time difference. So he barely aged but every time he went back, it was 10-20 years later on earth. Why else would he only able to be on earth for like 5-10 mins. I mean? It’s a fairy tale .. or do fairy tales have some truth? 😂

#peter pan #movie theory #disney theory #funny post #funny #funnymemes #dumb brain things #stupid smart #movies #movie conspiracy

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rainwalker-dragonblade29 · 2 years

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I legit think it was Mother Gothel's dumbest idea to tell Rapunzel her birthday.

Like dude you could have told her literally any other date! And then she wouldn't soo much have the longing to "go see the lights". No "I can't help but feel... they are meant for me." She would have the curiosity, even miss the lights on most years just become they were a "random phenomenon" or something.

(Rapunzel wouldn't have left for the lights then... she'd have still left for something else... but anyway...)

Gothel could have prevented the entire tangled movie from happening. Isn't that what you wanted Gothel?

#gothel you made the dumbest mistake of your life #guess a thousand years make you date sick anyways...#tangled #disney tangled #rapunzel #eugene fitzherbert #mother gothel #disney observations #disney thoughts #theory #movie conspiracy #disney theory

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unpretty · 11 months

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society is spiraling and culture is a wasteland. i know this because i looked and most people prefer things that are fun and easy, making fun and easy things extremely popular. this is the first time that's ever happened, historically.

#original #why is every post about books and movies and music and food like this #also the posts are always about tiktok like it's a mystery why the most popular app's most popular posts are about popular interests #please learn to accept when you are simply out of step with popular culture which i know you are because you are on tumblr #i know everyone hated hipsters and their interests being more obscure than yours but at least they recognized that they were the outliers #'hipsters suck because they think their taste is sooo much better than everyone else smh'#'my tastes are extremely normal which is why i can say definitively that popular things must be popular due to a conspiracy of some kind'

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professional-court-jester · 3 months

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i’m genuinely of the belief that the megamind sequel/tv show was meant to premiere on nickelodeon in like 2011 alongside their other spinoff shows, but then got shelved after the movie flopped financially and has been sitting around in some archive gathering dust until peacock decided to release it as “new content.”

like, can we just look at the visual evidence alone?

he fits right in with this lineup. peacock, i’m onto you

#megamind #megamind sequel #megamind vs the doom syndicate #dreamworks #peacock #megamind fans grab your giant robots of world domination or whatever #why does megan mind look like he’s from a ps2 game 😭#the fact that the animation is a major downgrade from a nearly 15 year old movie……#the replacement of famous main voice actors with ppl trying to imitate them……#they thought they could play us for fools. us! the megamind hive!#i’m cracking this case wide open baby #they did NOT just make this shit. this has to be recycled #new conspiracy theory dropped #my post #23

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pleading-the5th · 10 months

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ALLAN CONSPIRACY: WHY CAN ALLAN HEAR THE NARRATOR?? DOES IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH HIM GOING TO THE REAL WORLD??

(not spoilers, all from trailers)

#barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #mattel #barbenheimer #greta gerwig #greta gerwing barbie #michael cera #margot robbie #ryan gosling #im just ken #barbie and ken #allan barbie #allan doll 1964 #allan doll #barbie doll #allan conspiracy #allan theory #allan is precious to me you dont understand

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wouldicatchyoudreaming · 2 years

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the primary gestures of Angel Torres: staving off anxiety or staving off a migraine

#nope #nopeedit #angel torres #i was originally just going to do the back of the head ones but then i saw all the forehead ones and... ta-da.#oj haywood #emerald haywood #nessie didn't have a last name did she? just nessie.#(do we like that the resident conspiracy theorist's co-worker shares a name with a famous cryptid? yes we do.)#my gifs #nope movie

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seem-never-interview · 15 days

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#conspiracy theories #summer #untitled #偷情 #gay smut #self worth #outlander #pantylover #sonic movie #teen wolf imagines #mistresslife #Jordan

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iridescentpsychopath · 9 months

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"The movie messes up the TV lore" 🥺🥺🥺

Bro the TV lore messes itself up. Master fu destroyed the most important temple ever cause he wasn't allowed to eat for a day.

#bro when i tell you #the only reason why i started watching this show was cause the concept was nice #but the execution is dog shit and now im just seeing where its going.#they didnt add worthwhile plot till season 4 bro #season 2 and 3 was just world building #and season 3 sucked so like a season and a half if plot max #and the FIBALLY OF 5 PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH #i wanted adrien to punch his dad in the face as himself not noir #i dont like redemption arcs the movie made #but i perfer it better than me coming off as a doomsday nut job conspiracy therorist #yelling on youtube how convient it was hawkmoth was defeated but agreste died in the process #his weird butterfly motif in his house #his aloofness started arou d the same time hawkmoth showed up #any design shown on screen was ugly af so hes not studying fashion in his free time thats for sure #i am the charlie day pepe silvia meme in this universe canonically #oh shit the actual tags #miraculous ladybug #miraculous awakening #chat noir #adrien agreste #marinette dupain cheng #ladybug and cat noir the movie

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sphnyspinspin · 1 month

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Hey, do you know what the trope is when men, specifically in the cartoon medium, wear a red Hawaiian shirt with white flowers on it?

The only men that come to mind are Denny from Robots In Disguise 2015, Rango from Rango, and Master Fu from Miraculous.

I know for a fact that there are more but I just can’t remember any at the moment.

Is it, like, a reference to a really old trope in Hollywood?

Is it secretly symbolic in western animation, specifically geared towards the male demographic?

Do artists just like to draw it because men’s fashion is simply boring and they steal that one character design aspect from previous characters that they drew inspo from in the first place?

Am I reading too much into this?

I. Need. ANSWERS. PLEEEEEASE!

Tagging y’all in case you know something I don’t:

@novafire-is-thinking @autistic-fool-with-ideas @celestite-caroline @frosty-tian @viewer-of-many @gelu-the-babosa-multiversal @luciolefire @mysticfoxdesigns

#sphny speaks (𖦹<𖦹)•*°⊹#writing tropes #animation trope #cartoon tropes #movie tropes #fashion symbolism #fashion #conspiracy theories #hollywood animation trope #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #I’m just gonna look towards my fellow TF fandomers for this one just in case

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spacebugarts · 1 year

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Just rembered that Stiles' grandfather is canonically named Elias and I'm just... why would they name Derek's son Eli? Why make him so sarcastic and similar to Stiles, distinctly mention him PASSING OUT at the sight if his fangs, give him that strangely close relationship with the Sheriff, and even go as far as to have Stilinski PERSONALLY GIVE HIM THE JEEP???

At what point does it no longer count as subtext?

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ruby-static · 3 months

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Basically Arcade and Riley's first outing together:

Vault 22 was definitely... a choice for a first adventure together. That much can be said.

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ghostforum · 1 year

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alright so, i just realized someing bear with me:

A. the opening scene of the Barbie trailer is a reference/ mimic of a scene from 2001: Space Odyssey, (cool amazing love some little girls going batshit)

B. the film that opens on the same day as Barbie, Oppenheimer (ew) is directed by Christopher Nolan (also ew) who says that 2001:SO was a massive influence on him and his films and he loves it a fuckton

so, in conclusion i believe that barbie intentionally put the reference in there as a power move over the film it's destined to curb-stomp at the box office

#ive personally decided that its a battle of the sexes Man Movie v Woman Movie and im watching so intensely #barbie trailer #barbie movie 2023 #barbie #im sorry for the wild conspiracy that doesn't really make sense i will happen again

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tentacion3099 · 5 months

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#conspiracy theories #movies

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patrochillesvibes · 10 days

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Het were achilles and patroclus cousins? It's never been said in the illad yet people say that patroclus's grandma is achilles's great grandma , even though the illad never says this??

Maybe.

Here's Achilles' family tree per my Caroline Alexander translation:

I don't have a digital copy of Emily Wilson's translation, but it is relatively similar.

As you can see, Patroclus is not in the family tree.

Homer does mention Patroclus' father, Menoetius, a few times. He also mentions that Menoetius is the son of Aktor (or Actor). No mention of a mother.

Pindar suggest's Menoetius' mother being Aegina. Sound familiar? It should because Aegina had Aeacus who had Peleus.

Weird, right? Wouldn't that make Patroclus a peer of Peleus. Of course Aegina is a nymph and and nymphs are immortal, so a generation could have passed between her having her two sons.

I remain skeptical. I think if Patroclus had such a famous mother she would probably be mentioned by Homer as Thetis was mentioned. BUT THEN AGAIN these people were SUPER sexist so 🤷‍♀️

Here's the infamous Google family tree to explain the possible relation:

Here's a better one.

What is that like first cousins once removed?

So given it's not explicit in Homer and the connection and understanding of other sources is dodgy at best, it's really a matter of how /you/ want to define what is canon.

Is your canon The Iliad? Is it the entire Epic Cycle which we only have parts of? Or is your canon all works of Ancient Greece?

I mentioned this in another post, Greek mythology is fucking frustrating for this very reason. We know of a bunch of ancient authors who wrote about mythology and they each had their own headcanons. And of course no two headcanons are the same, just to fuck with us some more I swear.

For emphasis, here's a summary of the different hcs for Patroclus' mother:

But back to the cousin thing...

At least in various civilizations in Europe, marrying your first cousin was a thing up through the mid-20th century. Just Google search any European royal family. We mainly only now find it "weird" or "creepy" bcs of our modern understanding of genetics.

Google is telling me it was common in some periods and some areas of Ancient Greece. So if they were cousins, it most likely would not have been considered "icky" by their contemporaries through Homer. I mean those ppl in Athens created ritualized pedophilia so I think cousin incest is pretty tame in comparison

Many of the headcanons floating out there by all these dead famous white men are contradictory. For example: there are multiple versions of how Achilles gained his powers, there are multiple versions of Achilles' death. It can't all be true! So pick what you like and move on. Or better yet, make up your own canon for yourself! Don't stress about it.

#don't ever let the armchair historians of tumblr make you feel bad for your hcs #fight them instead #ask #patroclus #patrochilles #achilles #it is fun to research these things and chat about it but it's nothing to get worked up over #oh and not to be /that/ person but yes the Troy movie is valid #it's a shitty white cishet hc but they have the right to make up hcs too #and yes we have a right to make fun of them #gosh i love chatting about patrochilles hcs and conspiracy theories

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dryersheetbear · 2 years

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troy and abed peeking over/out of things

#troy barnes #abed nadir #trobed #conspiracy theories and interior design #for a few paintballs more #nbc community #community #six seasons and a movie #dryersheetgifs #danny pudi #donald glover

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captaincleverusernamehere · 7 months

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I would like to take some time to appreciate how disgusting they let Scully be in Fight the Future. Like. She spends half the movie covered in dirt and the other half covered in goop. Every emotionally charged scene she’s in, she’s got messed up hair and a dirty face and the same clothes she was wearing the day before. At the close she still has facial marks from hypothermia and Alien Disease. And they finally show her sleeping without a full face of makeup on. Gross woman rights tbh

#she UNCOVERS CONSPIRACIES and SHOOTS ALIENS for a living thank you costume/makeup department for Showing Some Consistency this time around #negative points for her wearing a skirt in the beginning tho she hasn’t worn a skirt or dress since literally season 1 fhdgjfdh #the x files #x files #fight the future #dana scully #x files fight the future #x files movie #scully

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