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strangestorytellersims · 2 years

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Same as usual: I was going to take several pictures for her profile and ofc it turned into 5 retextured hairs, 2 new ReShade presets, 7 recolored outfits, 1 new bonnet, days of work [ no complains, it was a pleasure - yet I could have slept that time ] and so on. Well, at least I’ve taken the pictures:

VICTORIA VERLOKUNG PROFILE

Huge thanks to @obscurus-sims, @remussims, @northernsiberiawinds and other creators for all their gorgeous genetics and makeup, without which half of these pictures would have looked very different and imo much worse.

Pls, no WCIFs this time, just have some patience - I’ll post Tori’s timeline lookbook later.

#i know it's long #Victoria #80s style is still the best #strangestorytellersims #ts4 screenshots #wow the third profile out of 27 is ready #within two years #how fast and productive I am #more sarcasm to the sarcasm god #she was so pretty in her youth #and then she became so beautiful #yes I am her fanboy and who isnt

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anna-scribbles · 8 months

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truly my only gripe with chalice of the gods is that percy did not use riptide once during the whole thing

#the closer we got to the end the more i was like. he’s not gonna swordfight is he.#he is literally not going to do the percy thing and uncap his pen and turn it into a sword .#i made my peace with it by the end but still #⁉️⁉️ rick you’re dragging him back into the line of fire #at least let me watch him swing his sword around. it’s one of his three skills #(the other two being water and sarcasm)#it’s okay i am really just here for a good time #and the percabeth did. did a number on me. girl i have nothing to complain about #but just would like to telepathically impart on rick for the next book that i would like to see riptide #that’s all #anna rambles #pjo #cotg #cotg spoilers #the chalice of the gods #pjo cotg

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coolguypluiplup · 7 months

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Ren and Tilly!!

Close ups under cut!!

#oh my GOD this took longer than i thought it would lmao #rendog #renthedog #rendog fanart #double life #double life smp #double life fanart #dlsmp #pluiplup's art #also yes im posting more double life ren art. what about it 🙄🙄 /sarcasm #trafficblr #traffic smp #life series

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alithetiredartist · 24 days

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The dramatic irony of everything happening with Jojo Siwa is so fucking hilarious

First she exploits a disabled child -not hilarious- repeats the cycle of abuse that she was subjected to on dance moms with her own show, allegedly cheats on her girlfriend, etc, etc. then she goes through her “switch” and goes through her 14 year old emo phase at 20.

Tell me why this kid has the audacity to sing a song called Karma.

She tries so hard. She’s trying so hard to make it seem like she’s making the most dramatic change of her generation, she’s completely changed, no more rainbow glitter dance moms now we have emo sparkle darkness revenge fairy. She wants people to think she wrote Karma. She talks about her writing process, and she says how brilliant she is for thinking it up, but she also says that it was pitched to her a few times so we can’t accuse her of lying.

I think on paper this plan was probably a great idea, a chance to break out of her reputation for bows and glitter, but the execution is nothing but a disappointment. I think instead of going emo and taking inspiration from things she doesn't understand and being genuine, the switch honestly could've been welcomed with open arms but she's not genuine and she doesn't want to make a natural switch. She wants to be risky because she thinks it'll make her look cool or someone higher up decided for her and she went along with it because that's what'd make more money or maybe her mom made her.

Once it came out that Jojo didn't only not write the song herself, she wasn't even the first one to record it, that's when the irony of the situation kicks in. I know absolutely nothing about Brit Smith but she's and icon and I love her with my whole heart.

Brit Smith releasing her version of Karma and it doing better than Jojos is my favorite form of dramatic irony because of course this all happened to a song named Karma.

#I honestly do feel bad for Jojo to an extent because of what happened on Dance Moms but everything that's happening is happening #because instead of going to therapy or doing something else to heal she decided to repeat the cycle #her mom reminds me a bit of the Kardashian mom I forgot her name tbh #but I don't think that Jojo herself came up with the transformation #she might've but it seems more likely to me that she was told to do this #I also see her get a lot of completely justified hate toward her for being friends with groomers like James Charles but I think to an extent #she doesn't really get that part because she is still a kid I mean she's only like twenty and when you were raised up around groomers #chances are they do what they do best and groom you #it's not the best excuse because if she came out of her bubble for ten seconds she could see why it was bad but still #idk #karma #jojo siwa #brit smith #karmas a bitch #also i'm staying dramatic irony because I wnst it be clear i'M tla lo ng about the writing technique and not #and not sarcasm irony #god how is the world real #karmas a bitch I should've known better #if i had a wish i would’ve never effed around

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dreamytones · 21 days

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I wanted to come on here and say, thank you to those who are protesting. You are speaking for a bigger collective that do not wish to be harmed in any way and/or simply cannot. The compassion is felt through more people than you realize, it means more than words can describe and you are all honored. Thank you. We are all doing our best and what we can to the best of our ability, even those who are forced silent by threat. They cannot silence us all.

Humanity NEEDS to operate on a humanitarian level, how dare the government put monetary value on life; it is CRUEL and IMHUMANE. It should not be like this. It won't be like this for any longer. I promise.

There is something underlying, and there always has, you are not crazy. It is all enforced. It is on purpose.

Free Palestine. Free Gaza. Free Congo.

#free palestine #free gaza #free congo #human rights #humanitarianism #healthcare #housing #free speech #class war #eat the rich #mental health #can't even believe the humanitarian values tidbit need to be said #like do people not have basic empathy or sympathy #(dont answer that)#it's just sad that disabled people are also basically forced into poverty #yeah its rant time i dont care its tags #too poor to afford to be treated like a human being it seems #because wealthy people are much more important /sarcasm #way to go at enforcing the idea that poor people don't deserve healthcare and food!!!!!!! are you happy??? /sarcasm #the new american dream is to get the fuck out #dont get me started on how chruch with state (and the much alteredly fucked up text of the “bible”) is literally white supremacy-#-wrapped in a religous package so no one attacks it because “thats hate speech” so sad so sad #give the natives their land back #stop genocide #gentrification #-because apparently the “Christian God” are now WHITE MEN in politcal power #its so obvious #im just so upset #anywho yes im totally fine #rant over

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gwydionae · 3 months

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Anyone have that post about "you ask for better female characters but you couldn't even handle Katara" because after two episodes of the live action, I feel like I need to send it to the writers.

#avatar the last airbender #this is only slightly sarcastic #uh how to tag #netflix avatar #i'll use that in case i post anything else #mild spoilers in the tags #look it's not a terrible show #there are some things it drops the ball on SIGNIFICANTLY though and one of those is katara's characterization #as in: she currently has like zero #i was ready to throw hands when aang had to get HIMSELF out of the avatar state at the end of episode one because God forbid katara do it #was surprised they let her hug him tbh (sarcasm not sarcasm)#sokka and zuko are the standouts so far imo #and i liked the combination of episodes used in ep 2 it made a lot of sense #i won't get into more than that here as i have a lot of Thoughts TM and these tags won't cut it lol #but i had to get that out about katara #i just - ugh that scene from southern air temple was mutilated and i wanted to scream #changes are fine and often necessary but that one was Bad with a capital B #and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool #(that stands for pool)#...don't mind me XD

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crimeronan · 8 months

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like 5 weeks into hydroxychloroquine i'm regaining the energy to be giddily excited about stuff which is fun because i keep getting flappy about luz and hunter and other various fandom-related and original-fiction-related things & the happy wiggles power me enough to write and do chores and work and such. the lupuses had robbed me of 98% of this energy for an entire year so it's delightful to rediscover this in myself, i'd legitimately forgotten how it feels. every bit of excitement is a new and fascinating treasure

the downside of this, though.

is.

i am. SO annoying.

#i'm not gonna stop being annoying anytime soon because i want to have fun more than i want to self-censor for boring unfun people #but oh my god. i can feel myself being annoying. i havent had turbo autism for ages #lupus cured my turbo autism. now it's back. what do i do about this.#/SARCASM. THE REMOVAL OF THE TURBO AUTISM WAS NOT GOOD IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM #autoimmune tag

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piplupod · 7 months

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showing SOOOO much restraint by not asking about "well what does somebody do for coping if they are in an inescapable abuse situation?" and also for not getting upset when the dbt teachers say that [REDACTED] inescapable situation is a bad example to use for the DBT skill actually because it's too dark and sends the wrong message. hi um. i am in an inescapable situation currently. i would like some coping skills for that. and also maybe do not fucking leave out the dark stuff just because "oh nobody here would be dealing with that" :))))

#PLEASEEEE #''these skills are ONLY for crises which are SHORT TERM and END.'' okay but what does somebody do if the horrors DONT end....#they also said some kind of stupid and not tactful shit about substance abuse being used as an example for everything #and im just. hey. if u say that about substance abuse. then ppl who are struggling w it in here are going to feel shamed. so thats great /s #(/s = sarcasm - not enough room to type it out in that tag sdfjkl)#THEYRE JUST SO STUPID SOMETIMES SORRY. i hate the hospital staff SO FUCKING MUCH.#and i LIKE both of these teachers. esp one of them is really nice and cool. but god. they are not professional enough for this #i could do such a better job of teaching dbt i swear to fucking GODDDD #maybe slightly hypocritical of me idk but i need to request that they dont talk about eating as an example of destructive coping mechanism #(to replace for an example since substance abuse is ''too heavy''. theyre also mentioning gambling and shopping too much as examples)#because that shit fucks me up to hear about fdsjkl i already struggle too much w guilt around eating Anything Ever so i dont need more fuel #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

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acearohippo · 8 months

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#dislyte #the hippo speaks #just what we needed #another currency #and more gacha struggles #heavy on the sarcasm #thank the gods i already have li ling maxed #could you imagine this releasing while i was still in my everything-but-li-ling era??

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chaiaurchaandni · 9 months

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therapy is not for losers, it is for the brave! imagine how strong you have to be to rip your beating bruised heart out and present it to a stranger. do you think you're brave?

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ykw. i used to be a very sensitive little kid, a total crybaby. when i would get upset or frightened by something (like a honey bee that i couldn't differentiate from a wasp), my dad would hold me gently and call me a 'brave girl.' he taught me that bravery isn't about never feeling fear, rather, it is about understanding your own fear and finding a way to overcome it.

my dad passed away when i was almost 7. his absence and my grief have haunted me all my life.

but. god. isnt it amazing that i made a sad little post on the internet and added some bitter afterthoughts in the tags, like whispering my sorrow to the void, after days of experiencing the most intense suicidal ideation of my life, and a stranger read it and took the time to send an anonymous message

and isnt it amazing that you somehow picked the exact words that reminded me of the person i love the most, words that my dad might have said to me if he was here today

for most of my life, i have felt haunted by reminders of him. but this message felt like being held by him again. i feel like you have returned to me all the hope and strength that had been slipping through my hands

thank you so much anon

#this one of those moments in life that feel like poetry #god. u really never know the impact ur words can have on someone #i love humans #and i love humanity #peoplehood #dad dad club #tw suicidal ideation #tw parental death #tw death #therapy #on hope #on strength #anon #ask #yes i want to be brave #it is so much more easier and convenient to stay in the shadow of sarcasm and bitterness #bec its familiar #and it really does take courage and effort to venture out and seek help and open up and be vulnerable #but it is truly worth it #your happiness is worth it #your recovery is worth it #your healing is worth it #even if the chances are small and youre afraid it is all still worth it #you will never regret helping yourself.#and you will never regret being kind to yourself #and gentle and forgiving and patient with yourself #all these reminders are for me and whoever needs them !!!!!!!!!!!!#grief #dealing with grief #dealing with ocd and ptsd

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talentforlying · 3 months

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LET ME ASSIGN YOU AN AESTHETIC WORD.

CAFUNÉ. cafuné means running your fingers through someone's- perhaps a lover, hair. it's such an intimate, affectionate way of showing love. if you got this result, you're a romantic at heart; very sweet, delicate, precious wandering soul. aren't you scared of your heart being too big for your body? somehow, you remind me of that pretty coral pink that bleeds into a soft indigo when the sun is slowly setting.

what i'd like to tell you is that we can't save everyone, and that's okay. you're doing your best, and it's enough.

tagged by: @danversiism!! <3 tagging: you!!

#there's literally a post at the top of my drafts Right Now talking about how much of a romantic he actually is #under all the sarcasm and bullshit he's a genuine fucking softie. he Craves love. he gives it away freely.#cafuné specifically makes me think of when he first got back together with kit ryan #and one of the first things they did as a couple was stay in bed together for 3 days. didn't leave the flat #just had nothing more important in the world than being with each other and that's how he is in MOST relationships motherfuckers!!!#justice league dark's womanizing dickhead has rotted people's brains!! commitment issues my ass this man WANTS to settle down!!!!#anyway. VERY passionate about this if you can't already tell #( character study. ) A WALKING PLAGUE OF A MAN.#( dash games. ) ALRIGHT YOU OVERGROWN LARPERS! HERE!#idk it's always 'wrecked-looking husk of a man' THIS and 'wall-licking little cryptid' THAT and 'where's that gif of matt ryan in leather'#NAH MAN. bring me the guy who spent almost a full fucking day at the shops trying to find kit the perfect christmas present!!#bring me the guy who took a depressed god out to share a coffee bc the god just looked Too Fucking Sad to leave alone!!#bring me the guy who started singing the beatles in the bar & got everyone else to join in just bc someone seemed to need a leg up!!#where is the man who took abby arcane out dancing!! tucked her in!! bought her breakfast in the morning!! all because she seemed lonely!!#that's this motherfucker!!!!!!#and yeah he is ALSO a wrecked-looking husk of a cryptid who ROCKS a bit of leather but that other guy is still in there too!!!!!#idk. IDK. i feel many things about constantine's softness always being cut away by the sharp edges of his tongue and his suffering #40th birthday party constantine lives rent-free in my skull forever and you can never take him away from me

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widevibratobitch · 1 year

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thinking about Athos standing under that scaffold and getting drenched in the king's blood Carrie-style... truly one of the most scenes ever. Dumas served absolute cunt in 20 Years After.

#yes yes i know canonically he only gets a few drops on his face cause he steps back in time for the blood waterfall to miss him #but still #this and Aramis's Charenton battle moment are literally the only two scenes ever #that's not true at all there are so many more that are fantastic but these two are just. so iconic.#god help me im thinking about 20 years after again #looking at the bright side tho: at least when im busy thinking bout 20ya im not thinking about vicomte de bragelonne #anyway im trying to reread the three musketeers but i keep stopping every few pages #thinking about how baby and silly and innocent and yet not innocent at all they all are here #they dont know! i do but they dont! it's making me insane #also im picking up on so much more of Dumas's blatant sarcasm this time that i did not quite catch when i read it for the first time #d'artagnan really is so fucking stupid. bless.#the three musketeers #les trois mousquetaires #twenty years after #vingt ans apres #alexandre dumas

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morgansmornings · 29 days

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SHIPPING INFO /

/ Answer the following for your muse(s) so people know how shipping works on your blog.

REPOST. Don’t reblog.

What’s your OTP for your Muse(s)?

@brooklynislandgirl While I have gone on to the point of endless circles about how Jayden loves Beth. It is more than a love of being friends. There is such a deep connection, may be not soul-mate status, but close enough that if it were true, then I would have no reason to argue against it. They are a close as they can get as friends, as family, and more. Beth and Jay were created, on paper with pens and pencils, sticky notes and yarn to connect the dots. Looking a lot like a conspiracy board to outsiders. But Turtle and I spent a solid six months, if not more, working out details of the girls' lives and how they fit together with each other. Across different verse and timelines. How they know that the other will be there when all hope is lost and there is nothing left but each other.

All of my ships are near and dear to me. To know that there are those out there that are putting in the time and effort like I am to make the Ship, no matter what shape it takes, to work. I can't give specifics as to why one is greater than another when the reality is that I see them all as stars in my night sky of written words.

What are you willing to RP when it comes to shipping?

It would be easier to state what I will not write when it comes to shipping. Meaning I will NOT write things like Non-Con, Age Play, Daddy/Mommy Kinks and closely related themes to the listed ones. I refuse for many reasons that do not need explanation further than I'm just not going to do it.

The Following are Available if the Muns are friends for at least Six Months and are consenting to: Dub-Con could only come up as a suggested plot if I have written with you over a regular basis and that we talk near constant OOC. Toxic and Negative Ships can be brought up provided that we the Muns have a healthy understanding and plot it out over several weeks.

Sex and BDSM topics can be talked about after two months of OOC of conversation. Or if we the Muns feel comfortable enough with each other to talk about such things. But that is a preference of mine.

That being said, I am open to most types of shipping from romantic, to friendship, to familial, and even frenemies. With the clear statement being that, and let me say it loudly for those in the back of the auditorium, COMMUNICATION IS KEY!

For me to be able to write out certain things, I need to know where my partner is at. I will check in with them at every reply, ask questions to the point it might feel like an interrogation to the outside the thread. If it becomes clear that the ship is starting to harm or make my RP Partner uncomfortable, I need them to be honest with me and I will terminate that specific ship and all threads relating to it.

I am not here to get my jollies at the risk of my partner's; mental, emotional, and physical health. Nothing is worth hurting another human being for.

How large does the age gap have to be to make it uncomfortable?

Age gaps do not really bother me so long as again, We Communicate. I do prefer the Muse in question to be over 21 as I am not going to even pretend to enter the Underage thing. It honestly creeps me out now that I am older in real life. I get a few years, but after they are approaching being about five years younger than Jay is where I draw a hard line.

Are you selective when shipping?

I have to say that I am to a certain point. I like the semi-realism of watching Muses meet, grow and interact. Seeing that relationship develop and blossom gives the Ship a certain fondness for me. Something I can look back on and go "Yeah, that was the moment it became something real." I have stated that I am a slow-burn kind of girl, but that doesn't mean we can't plot the past and jump into an established friendship.

I am open to figuring out pre-established romantic relationships, so long as it is not fresh following each other. I need to know you a bit more than a name and a "hey baby, how you doin'" if that's okay.

I will be honest, unless I have known the Mun for a spell and it is something that we have plotted for, Jayden is not going to just drop her panties and say please within the first ten minutes. That is something that I don't feel right about as I think it betrays who she is as a person. Yes, she is an OC of canon characters from a show. But she is more than her parents. She belongs to no one, except maybe Beth and even then Jay does not always listen. She can make her own choices.

How far do steamy moments have to go before they’re considered NSFW?

Personally, I like to stick to T.V. standards. If it would be considered rate R, then of course I am going to tag it as such. But for me, I like to take it somewhere more private if the Scene goes to Third Base. Mostly because A) I do not have a lot of experience with writing for the public, and B) It takes days if not weeks to make sure that I am follow where my fellow Mun wants to take things.

Who are other muses you ship your muse with?

I have several ships that I will go down with. But I understand that life happens. To list them all would keep us here for several hours. And even then I would feel like it wouldn't do the Ships justice. Because I love them all in different ways.

For those standing Ships, it takes a weight off my soul to know that my mutual Muns have taken the time to chip away the near indestructible wall of Jayden's exterior personality to get to that soft gooey center. That they can see she has flaws and still choose to love her on purpose. No matter what that love is.

Does one have to ask to ship with you?,

Don't get me wrong, I would like a head's up that it is something you, the Mun asking, is interested in. If it happens by accident, that is awesome. I'll be fair and honest, unlike my Muse, I am in real life oblivious to people flirting and the associated actions. So if you are subtle about it, I won't see it. And my goal is to not intentionally hurt someone because I was "Madam Not Getting the Hint."

And if I am asked, then I have a better grasp of what direction we want these stories to go. And yes it will change how my Muse interacts with yours.

How often do you like to ship?

I am not looking to force anyone into anything. As it has been a very large Issue in the RPC. Only getting followed for sex and nothing else just isn't my cup of tea. Not to say that you can't do that, I'm just respectfully bowing out of that.

I want us to know each other, to be able to be friends before putting a label on what our Muses are. But I would like to hope that our Muses could have at least and "I tolerate you" and "I would save you from being on fire" kind of ship.

Are you multiship?

I am. Each ship is in their own bubble pocket universes and timelines. Think of them as Pants of Time. There are two choices, and each one taken changes that timeline differently.

That is not to say that I can't enjoy watching other relationships come into being. Even if there are multiple crossover verses with several Muns, UNLESS TALKED ABOUT BEFORE HAND, there is very little butting into someone else's relationships. There is no "Oh my God, Becky you're dating my man! How Dare?!" Honestly cheating plots are not something I am all that interested in? But that is just me.

Are you ship obsessed or ship more-or-less?

I mean, kind of More or Less. If one happens I am here for it. But even if one never comes up, that is okay too! Sometimes you just see Bob Joe at the park when you walk your dog and exchange a "Still breathing?" in passing.

I have had a standing Mutual that at first our Muses would just annoy the shit out of each other for like a year's worth of multiple threads. And we as Muns were fucking tickled pink by it. To this day I am not sure if He considers Jayden His friend or that woman the bane of His existence. I am looking at you my feathered friend.

What is your favorite ship in your current fandom?

I have so many that it is silly and that there is very little time to explain them and why I will die on their respective hills.

Finally, how does one ship with you?

Talk to me. Be honest with what you want to see and I will do my damn best to make it happen for you. I sadly cannot read minds from my desk chair. SO in order for us to write something we are both enjoying, I need to have a head start and a map to get to the right path we want to take our stories into.

Tagged by: @brooklynislandgirl

Tagging: Look over there. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a Meme you are now tagged in!

#More Memes for the Meme Gods | Meme #About the Stoat of Sarcasm l Mun Things #OOC | Notes from the Stoat

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weaselishmcdiesel · 1 year

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Sooo remember the person I was griping about having more classes with this semester. Yeah they only asked to be friends on switch 😊twice.

#this is why I’m trying not to tell people things about myself bc then someone I don’t like will Know those things #they asked in person and over text #fucks fucking sake leave me alone #I don’t want to friend them 1 bc I don’t like them and 2 because I don’t want ppl I don’t know well to know when I’m online n what I play #it’s not your fucking business and god knows the last thing I need is this person finding more topics to bring up with me #sincerely fucking cornering me pls omg fuck off #I DONT know how to politely deny #fucking Christ #I don’t KNOW you #good news is the pepperoni pizza today is spicy mmmmm yum #that’s not sarcasm it really is tasty

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heroswine · 2 years

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i just watched tango’s latest episode of double life and oh my god he’s gone completely off the rails hasn’t he

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nhaneh · 1 year

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listening to Mandela Under the Sun on repeat today and obsessing with the part that goes

Can you see me Waving in the crowd Time to start believing Today.

look it’s half of what inspired this image

it’s like... I tend to think of Kea’s personal story as a very queer story in a lot of ways, because it’s really a lot about identity - about being given the space to discover yourself and being allowed to be that self, to follow your heart and your convictions and becoming someone you can be proud of being.

But it’s also very much a story about hope.

#kea lurvis #honestly it's a big part about what I love about the game #it takes ideas of the power of love and friendship and plays them straight #with not a single hint of irony or sarcasm #it rejects the idea that needing others is a weakness #and embraces how being able to rely on others is a strength #how friendship can carry you through even the darkest of days #and gods know our world could use more of that

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