RWBY: Couch Shopping
[Furniture Store]
Blake watched, annoyed, at Weiss constantly getting up and sitting down on the couch.
Blake: Ugh!
Weiss: Yeah, I still don’t know. *turns to the salesman* I’m sorry I just wanna make sure that I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says, "kids welcome here." But that also says, "come here to me!"
Blake: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Weiss: No! No! No! The "come here to me" is y’know for the ladies.
Blake: *stifles laugh* Weiss, honey, it’s a nice couch. It’s not a magic couch.
Salesman: You picked a great couch.
Weiss: Yeah?
Salesman: Yeah. Could you just sign right here please? *hands her a clipboard*
Weiss: Oh, sure.
As soon as Weiss looked at the price, her heart sank.
Weiss: Whoa-whoa, what’s this? The delivery charge is almost as much as the couch!
Blake: Wait! No, that’s ridiculous. Come on, she lives three blocks away!
Weiss: Yeah, y’know what? I’ll take it myself, thank you! All right Blake, let’s go! *picks up one end of the couch*
Blake: *laughs sarcastically* Are you kidding?
Weiss: Oh, come on it’s only three blocks! And-and, it’s not very heavy, try it! Come on! Come on!
Blake: *manages to pick up couch* Oh. Oh! I can do it!
Weiss: Yeah!
Salesman: You two are really gonna enjoy that couch.
Weiss: *blushes* Oh yeah, we’re uh, yeah we’re not together.
Salesman: Ohh, okay. *laughs* Something didn’t quite add up there.
Weiss: *ahem* Not that it’s any of your business, but we did go out.
Salesman: Really?
Weiss: Yeah! Blake?
Blake: Come on! I don’t really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch!
Weiss: *hisses* Then tell him quickly.
Blake: Fine! *turns to salesman* We went out.
Weiss: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times! *sticks out tongue*
Blake: Weiss!! *mega blush* Oh my--ugh!! You kept count?! You are such a loser!
Weiss: A loser you did it with 298 times!
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RWBY Fandom Slightly Obsessed With Bumbleby
New challenge, look up Freezerburn, Whiterose, Ladybug or Monochrome. Just like any random ship that includes two main characters.
Check back in five days and see if there's any new content.
Now look up Bumbleby.
Check back in five days and scroll for twenty minutes to find one post you saw five days ago.
You can tell what ship the fandom favors. Which isn't a bad thing, I offer no hate considering my only RWBY ship posts are usually Bumbleby related
I'm just saying we've picked favorites as a fandom
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