The Crew! Part 1!
A series of Incorrect quotes with Birdy!reader and the Hazbin Crew!
Birdy: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
*Part 5 essentially*
Alastor: Pros and cons of dating me.
Alastor: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Alastor: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Angel: Bonjour, Husk. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Husk: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Angel: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.
Vaggie: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Angel: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.
Lucifer to Charlie: Stop saving the world and get a hobby.
Husk: Is this gaslighting? Am I being gaslit?
Alastor: If I were gaslighting you, you’d never know it.
Husk: Is THAT gaslighting?
Alastor: Shut up.
Birdy, teaching Charlie to drive: Okay Charlie, what does a green light mean?
Charlie: Go!
Birdy: A red light?
Charlie: Stop!
Birdy: And what about a yellow light?
Charlie: If you floor it, you can make it!
Birdy: …No—
Angel: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
Alastor: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Alastor: Not you Birdy. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
*Squad is playing Among Us*
Lucifer: I believe Vaggie is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Alastor, what were you doing?
Alastor: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!
Vaggie: What's this?
Chalie, hugging Vaggie: Affection!
Vaggie: Disgusting.
Vaggie: ...Do it again.
Vaggie: Any idiot would know that.
Nifty: I knew that!
Vaggie: See?
Lucifer: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.
Charlie: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Angel: Cohesion?
Vaggie: Teamwork?
Husk: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Lucifer: And Birdy is not here.
Husk: Oh, and that, yeah.
Lucifer: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Alastor: That’s not a lot of inches.
*in a group chat*
Angel: First one to reply is gat.
Angel: *gay
Angel: Wait...
Birdy: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Everyone: Cannibalism.
Birdy: *confused chewing noises*
Angel: Here’s the cold medicine you asked for.
Husk: *dumps 3 shopping bags of wine on the table*
Birdy: ...Thanks.
Birdy: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Alastor: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
A/n: Hope You enjoyed!!
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