Hey I need your input on something @itsapmseymour

Windshield wipers...but for glasses. Like tiny windshield wipers you simply click onto your extra pair of eyes that like windshield wipers on a car wipe away the water from your glasses when it rains

just roll what if: what if rolan and rand kissed

as a aromantic sitcom enjoyer, i find it frustrating that romance always ends up being part of the overarching plot

like where’s my show about an all aro friend group that just live life together with a bunch of cats or some shit??

WHAT ABOUT A THREESOME W AFAB ZHONGLI AND NEUVILLETTE 👏👏👏👏🤑🤑🤑

Frozen would’ve been a god-tier film if Elsa had just murdered people. the moral dilemmas would’ve gone hard.

"but it’s a kids/Disney film—"

a n d ?

I know how I will make my fortune. I'm gonna release a series of word-a-day calendars that contain the unabridged text of War and Peace over the next two thousand years.

Remember AMV's? I think people would forgive them for being embarrasing if people actually didnt just use the same few emo songs lol.

like why isn't there an AMV of Outcasts "Roses"? Themed as being a breakup between Stein and Medusa, ending on Medusa being cut up with Stein laughing on the outro repeating "crazy bitch, crazy bitch, crazy bitch"

Or the "real eyes, real guys guy for down to earth girls" and it just shows Marie.

Idk, maybe I'm delerius from my fever, so ignore if this sounds unhinged

Reversible crew jacket that says BOY one way and GIRL the other is that something

they should make something a step below pepper spray called onion spray that is for when someone isnt doing something warranting pepper spray, but you feel too uncomfortable around them

Where is the Always Sunny game, built on a Saints Row / GTA / Mafia engine, that is just like 40 hours of missions in open-world Philadelphia where you can choose to play as one of The Gang and choose different dialogue options to influence the outcome of their crazy schemes? And you get points for how many lives your choices have ruined? And some are specifically from the show, but others are in the same vein? And the cast and writers from the show work on it?

I'd even accept the player being a new bespoke character, like a crazy cult member who hooks up with them because The Gang thinks they can play the cult to get money and sex out of it, so you "advise" them for the cult and get to choose what any of them do on the missions. And as you play you get more and more corrupted by them until you leave the cult to just become a drug-addicted criminal they then abandon in a dumpster or jail.

It would basically be a mod with lots of machinima. All you'd have to do is make a general facsimile of Philadelphia with existing assets, and how accurate would that even have to be? The bulk would just be the writing, voice acting and in-game cutscenes. Very doable.

I'm not saying it would be the best-selling game of the year, but you'd certainly make money with it.

how do you get in touch with hal because I have a great idea

It's like Build-a-Bear but it's all Kirby characters so like you can choose a Kirby character plush and go stuff them and maybe put a voice in and then get them clothes and accessories.

Go to the Custom Kirb Store and get a Kirby plush that says "Poyo!" when you squeeze him and dress him up in various copy abilities or outfits. Or get a Dedede and choose his robe or put him in pajamas and get him his hammer. Or find Meta Knight and make him a gentleman with various hats and bowties so you can eat dinner with him.

There are also rare anniversary-concert themed outfits, accessories that are seen in the games, and they'll have a once in a lifetime special where you can make Meta plush's mask removable!

Enter the Custom Kirb Store with a Kirby game to get a character from said game. Got Return to Dreamland? Magalor plush. Got Super Star/Ultra? Marx. Planet Robobot? Susie. Triple Deluxe? Taranza.

Enter sweepstakes every year to maybe win a special character like Galacta Knight or Morpho Knight or Dark Meta Knight.

And there is a sister company store that is just for Waddle Dees. Dress up your wanya like Sailor or Bandana or Parasol or various professions. Make a sparkle wanya. Special discounts on certain Wednesdays.

a voodoo doll that can squirt

they should invent a back that doesn't hurt

random adhd idea: know how you can laminate paper? i want that, but for my smartphone. it makes it fully water proof and you won’t need a case or screen protector anymore.

i can hear the comments now.

what about being able to use the speaker? why would i want that? i already don’t use the phone part of my phone.

what about charging? wireless charger.

what about headphones? bluetooth.

what about the button that makes the phone silence alerts? you turn that off?

there are no downsides.

I'm going to make it BIG in the cosmetic industry.

I'm coming out with a new perfume, Fast Food Parking Lot, which smells exactly the way you think it does. How am I making it, you ask? Easy! I go to the nearest McDonald's, ask the poor lad working overnight to buy the old deep fryer grease off him, and put it in a lovely decorative spray bottle.

Business idea

Piñatas, but glass…