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blerb-f1 · 10 months

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"Let them talk" - 2008!Sebastian Vettel x Engineer!Reader (platonic???)

This one is again based on another Song called "Lasse Reden" (Let them Talk) by Die Ärzte. I really like it so give it a listen if you want to.

Let em run their mouths

Did you do something that normally no one does?

Are you wearing high heels or even a hat?

Or did you wear too skimpy of a dress,

Without asking your neighbors for permission first?

Sebastian flipped the newspaper open, staring disgruntled at the articles badmouthing him. For some reason, German Media weren't a Fan of him. A young, overly confident upstart they could step on easily is what he was to them.

Of course, now you'll be treated with contempt

You're a disgrace to the whole neighborhood

You don't even know their names

And they're already running their mouths about you.

You just stared at the awful stuff they said about him. Just where exactly did they get that stuff from? What made them get those ideas? Were they so miserable in their own boring little lifes?

You leaned forward, comfortingly holding Sebastian's right hand.

"They don't know you Seb, that's why they're able to pull shit like this"

Sebastian looked at another article, eyes scanning the rude words laid in front of him.

"I know that THEY don't know me. That's why they are so rude. I mean, I've just joined Red Bull properly. Taking over after David Coulthard won't be easy but what do they expect? If Horner wants me to be Driver 1, I have to become Driver 1. That's how the Business works. Bashing Me because they wanted Mark to get the spot is idiotic. It's not like we two have that many choices to make in that regard"

You eyed a smaller article, reading the insults that were hurled at you. Being Sebs' equally young and inexperienced Engineer at Toro Rosso was already pretty special but Christian Horner invited you to follow him to the Main Team. Like a Buy one get one free deal. Pretty nice money and friendship wise but pretty bad gossip wise.

Let them talk, and don't listen to them

Most people just don't have anything better to do

Let them talk, day and night

Let them talk - they always have, anyway

Apparently, something you didn't know about yourself,was that you were the lover of Helmut Marko and got Sebastian into this position by fucking said old fart on top of the RB03. Interesting. Another, even meaner comment, had implied that somehow Sebastian was a paid driver that got in thanks to Flavio Briatore and you had planned Crashgate. Considering that you were just a little engineer at Toro Rosso, that seemed very outlandish. Furthermore, something about Briatore always irked you the wrong way so there was no way in Hell you'd be caught dead around him. Being the same age as Sebastian, you didn't think that people were taking you as capable of stuff like that. A 21y.o. planning something like Crashgate? And even if you somehow were that big brained, in what manner would Fernando Alonso winning the Race benefit Sebastian? You just shook your head at the brainfarts that managed to get printed.

You've certainly robbed a bank

How else could you afford your rent?

And you've been banned from the United States

Because you're Osama bin Laden's lover

Seb sighed as he read another news out loud: "Michael Schumacher reveals: Vettel too cocky for his own good. The 7x champion despises being around the moronic Rookie". As he finished reading and slouched back into his seat, you just stared in shock. Michael liked Sebastian. He appreciated him as a driver, a young fresh talent and as a fellow German. He treated him more like a son than anything. He was a better not dad than most of those so-called journalists must have had growing up. You stood up from your own booth seat, sliding over to Sebs Side, bumping into his side while sending him a Comforting Smile. You both sipped the bad Coffee they served in Hospitality, trying to form fictional race tracks out the stains the mugs left on the table.

Do you shave your women's-beard daily

Or do you have a few corpses buried in your garden?

The neighbors surmised as much

So don't be surprised when the detectives drop by

You pointed at another article. "See this one?". The young man moved his eyes to the next page, gazing upon the article squished between ads for most likely racist books and lawnmowers. "Fernando Alonso actually deceased, replaced by a driver that got plastic surgery."

He chucked at the thought of someone learning to be like Fernando Alonso. Some poor bloke forced to do that bunny dance on top of an F1 Car. How even would one imitate a Driver? "Imagine getting someone to look like Coulthard? Would they put new bones into that chin?" you joked while pointing at your chin. You then hollowed out your cheeks, stretching your face. "Or imagine someone looking like Mark. Like, how do you initiate that?”

Seb started laughing along with you while pretending to give himself a longer chin:"Sebastian Vettel imitates Michael Schumacher. Has this rookie gone too far?"

The laughter coming from deep down your stomach was so loud that some of the other people in hospitality turned around, staring at you two. Normally you’d hide away in some empty office, eating your cold food there while racing against Sebastian on your two PSP’s that he won in a raffle.

Let them talk and just don't listen

Most people don't mean anything by it

It's their monotonous life that bothers them

And the day becomes much more interesting when you tell stories

Mark, who'd heard your imitations, while walking in, came over and scooted into the booth you sat in earlier while giving you two a comforting smile. "That's the correct way to deal with those stupid fake news" he stated, while stretching his legs under the table. "They'll always think of something stupid to talk about. What are they supposed to report, if not stupid shit like that? You think normal people buy the headline 'Red Bull Racing' s new Talent Sebastian Vettel is a kind bloke'?"

Seb seemed to tense next to you for a second before relaxing again." You mean, this will go on forever? "

" Yes", Mark answered bluntly. "That's how it's always been and always will be."

And they probably don't feel ashamed

They lack discretion

And repeatedly prove: [that] they are petty,

inescapable, xenophobic

"Look at the stuff they write about Lewis Hamilton, for example" he said while smiling sadly. "Your slander is just normal slander, he's getting hate simply because his skin colour isn't on their approval page. Formula 1 features people from all over the world, so they pick the easiest target who could be someone who's from a minority group like Lewis or a young fool like you. Those people can span from idiots to hyenas. You gotta learn how to ignore them and especially, not feed them. Fake articles can be fun for a hot minute but blow up and grow into some massive thing "

Did you hear, and say, did you already know?

That is to say, you earn your money through prostitution

You work the corner by the bus station

The colleague of a brother-in-law saw you the other day

"So my Advice for you two: Don't run with what they say about you in public. Be so kind that it hurts. Y/N, don't mention that Crashgate stuff anywhere. The Brazilians won't be happy with your jokes and the media will spin it like you're actually involved and somehow hate everyone from there. Seb, don't treat Me different just because People hate Christian Horner putting you in this position. That's on them, not you. Just be polite and let your racing do the talking. "

His statements were the whole damn truth, leaving you and Seb too stunned to speak. Mark took this chance to take the newspaper away from you, just to chuck them into the trash bin." Let me resolve those issues for you. Drivers need to look out for one another, don't they? Someone gave me the same advice back then so i’m giving it to you now," Seb nodded in agreement, watching the tall man leave catering while the newspaper quickly got covered by leftover Spaghetti.

Let them talk, just laugh it off

Most people get their information from Bild*

Which consists of, who knew,

Fear, hate, tits, and the weather report

Let them talk, because this is how it is:

As long as they talk, that's the worst they do

And you can afford a little hypocrisy

Stay polite and say nothing - that annoys them the most.

Seb stared at you for a short second before getting up and holding out his hand towards you like a knight to his princess.

" Y/N, may I invite my strategic Genius to play an evil round of Gran Turismo 4?"

You grabbed his hand, pretending to flip your skirt.

"Of course, Mr. Evil. But you take the Mad-Catz Controller"

Seb stared at you with fake shock. The audacity. The Mad-Catz Controller was reserved for poor younger brothers around the world normally. You lost your other proper one during the move to Red Bull though and this one was the one Horner had gotten you after asking you for a new one.

"How dare you make Christian Horner's secret Love Child take the shitty Controller?"

You stuck out your tongue towards him. "I'm sorry Sebastian Horner, I think having Helmut Marko, Flavio Briatore and Bernie Ecclestone on speed dial makes me the instant winner of the original Controller."

While Mark had told you to not make fun of that stuff, doing it once or twice won't be too bad, will it?

*Bild is like a shitty german newspaper with clickbaity titles known to stir hatred, show lots of nudity and general stupidity. Also yes, i'm having Seb Brainrot rn.

#Sebastian Vettel x reader #Sebastian Vettel x you #F1 x reader #blerb writes

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sweetcreatxr · 1 year

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♥︎ Always been you ♥︎

✰ Part 1. If the world was ending ✰

Chris Evans X singer!male reader (29)

⚠︎ Warning : angst, sebastian being the best big brother (???), Feels talk, post break up, Drunk Chris and sad Y/n ( these are not really Warnings but we never know !)

A/N : ♡︎ ok so first of, this is my second time writing in English because I'm French so pls if there are any spelling errors don't insult me or anything else pls ! I'll try to do my best ! シ︎

Part 2 !

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Pov y/n third person

Y/n was sitting, arms crossed and cross-legged on the edge of the stage where he was going to perform in less than three hours.

His fingers rapidly tapping on his phone and his furrowed brow showed his anxiety and inability to stay calm.

Sebastian, who had promised to be present and who was sitting in the same place as his brother, noticed that he was not well and came to hug him.

"Shuuuu it will be fine y/n, I'm sure he's mad at himself as we speak, he's just an idiot but an idiot madly in love with you."

Y/n was crying in his big brother's arms, his emotions having taken over everything else.

He had been in a relationship with the one and only Chris Evans who happened to be one of his brother's best friends.

They had met during the filming of the first Captain America in June 2010 and the two men had quickly created a strong bond despite their age differences.

It wasn't until 2014 that their relationship became official worldwide, making Chris the happiest man in the world by his side.

"You guys are meant to be together, this breakup is only a painful passage. I'm sure of it! You're like mussels and fries, one will be never be without the other!"

Y/n chuckled lightly, amused by the sort of joke his brother had tried to pull off to cheer him up. But the breakup with Chris came back to him just as quickly and he started crying again but this time he got up and stood in front of Sebastian who was looking at him with a sad smile.

" Seb Chris has been ignoring my messages for more than 5 months, my calls yet he sees them but he doesn't do anything about it! He acts as if he and I never existed when we've been together for more than 8 years! 8 fucking years!"

He stopped to catch his breath and immediately continued

"We had plans! We wanted to build a family, get married too! But damn it I can't take it anymore, I'm tired! We left each other for bullshit , just because of a fucking misunderstanding seb, a misunderstanding...."

He finished his sentence while trying himself on the ground and folding his knees on his chest.

"I love him so much if you knew, I could die for this man and he doesn't give a damn about it"

" what are you saying y/n, he's also at his worst, he loves you mad too, you are everything to him!"

Y/n took his phone and put it in brother's face before returning to his initial position.

It was Chris' Instagram where you could see that he was in a nightclub surrounded by several girls and guys who danced with him and some who touched him.

" It doesn't look like he's at his lowest, he seems to have endless fun, it's like he was just waiting for this..."

There was jealousy in his voice as well as sadness, a lot of sadness. How could Chris forget 8 years of a relationship in just 5 months?

" I'm going to go talk to him, okay?! I'm gonna ring him and bring him back to you, I'm gonna go now and wave to me when the show starts, I don't want to miss your entrance!"

Sebastian walked towards the exit of the performance hall leaving a tired, sad and angry y/n.

POV Chris third person

Chris was currently sitting on the edge of the sidewalk which was loosening on an establishment in which music could be heard at miles, cigarette in hand, heavy heart and breathless.

He only smoked on rare occasions, breaking up with the person he considered and considers the love of his life, being an excellent one according to Chris.

He had no idea how he ended up there, unhappy and alone when he could have been in the arms of his lover. His own brain refused to function properly, only remnants of their argument came back to him.

"Are you kidding me or what?"

"You're so naive y/n"

"Chris stop it, I fucking love you! You have nothing to fear!"

"Liar! Don't pretend you didn't notice!"

"Chris I don't know in what language I have to tell you again but NOTHING HAPPENED BETWEEN HIM AND ME! He's just a friend!!"

While Y/n was climbing the stairs to take refuge in their shared room, Chris spoke again and it is exactly THESE words that he will regret for the rest of his life.

"That's it ! Run away! That's all you know how to do anyway! And while you're at it, WHY NOT GO AND MASTURBATE EACH OTHER THROUGH YOUR PHONES AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS LIKE THE WHORE YOU ARE !"

Y/n had turned around, his face filled with tears, deeply shocked by what his boyfriend had just thrown in his own face.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF CHRISTOPHER AND I SINCERELY MEAN IT !"

His brain not allowing him to hear the other words spoken by him as they were so violent Chris then remembers leaving their house, for a walk refresh one's mind.

He ended up heading to Scott's house, his brother, without telling him about their big fight. He first didn't want to blame himself but Scott's accusing face and Sebastian's threats (being his best friend and his ex-almost-brother-in-law) had made him realize that it was entirely his fault.

But being stubborn and proud as he was, it was impossible for him to return home. Chris stayed for more than 4 months with his brother, not finding the strength to return home, being alone, knowing Y/n on world tour, he didn't know exactly what city he was in, but he knew he was still in the US.

Chris didn't have time to think more that his phone rang, displaying the name of his best friend: Sebastian.

But Sebastian was above all his lover's big brother and he knew that this one was the reason why Seb was calling. He hesitated all the same, not wanting to be scolded even if he thought he deserved it.

"Ha-hallo?"

"Chris, damn finally I've been trying to reach you for days ! You better explain to me what went through your head to do such a crap"

Chris knew that Sebastian was referring to his argument with Y/n but he didn't have the courage to express himself.

"I-I"

Before he could formulate an apologetic sentence, sebastian cut him off.

"You know what? I don't even want to know, get your ass back here and quickly. According to your geo-location you're only 1 hour away so be quick!"

"But I don't know where you are..."

"You'll find out by yourself like a big boy, and by the way, sober up before you come, you smell alcohol even through the phone...bye!"

Chris sighed and got up trying not to stumble, he had only assimilated half of his best friend's words but he was sure of one thing: he wanted to fix things with Y/n and returned to the course of their peaceful life, loving each other madly.

He walked to his car which was parked not far from the club where he had spent the night drinking and smoking endlessly.

Taking the road drunk was certainly a bad idea, that's why before taking the road he asked a barman for $100 to pass him some ice cubes, the barman complied without asking him for anything. It wasn't every day that a celebrity gave him big a tip!

Chris left with his huge bag of ice cubes and headed back to his car. He looked at the bag while sighing.

"That'll teach me to get drunk, come on Chris, you can do it! For your man!"

And he poured the contents of the bag over his head while letting out one more shrill cry which made turn the few passers-by who were present.

Among them, certainly paparazzi being informed of the presence of Chris Evans in a Bostonian club. Chris could not give a damn about them, all he wanted was to find y/n the love of his life! settled in his car being still wet and retrieved his phone then went to the geo-location app and looked for Y/n's

"They can't be far if it's only an hour's drive"

Chris thought while looking for y/n's geo-location.

Turns out Y/n and and Sebastian were in Boston as well but across town.

"Well, looks like they're really close..."

He trailed off and sighed. He hoped despite Sebastian's words that he would have a little more than an hour to think about his apologies. How he was going to do to be forgiven by Y/n, knowing that he had hurt him deeply.

He threw the address on the GPS and started the engine, he was definitely not ready but one thing was sure, he wanted to be by his boyfriend's side in any way possible.

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Part 1 completed ! ✅

Argg I'm so happy to begin this mini journey with you guys ! At first I wanted to make 1 part only buy I figured out that it was way to long to do it in 1 sooo there's probably going to be like 3 or 4 max ! Anyway hope you enjoyed it because I did !!

#Spotify #male reader #chris evans x male reader #gay love #gay #chris evans #chris evans fanfiction #chris evans characters #chris evans one shot #angst #sebastian stan

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mxlfoydraco · 2 years

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What are your favourite fics with Draco in them?

This is a bit broad though isn’t it? I can name a few with varying degrees of Draco focus.

I’m gonna cheat and name Here's Looking at You Kid by @little-shit-soph first, which is a George/Blaise fic but the latest chapter was Draco POV with Drarry and it was brilliant! Also reccing the fic as a whole, I love it.

The Man Who Lived by @e-sebastian (253k)

Draco breaks a cup, and one thing leads to another. A story of redemption, tattoos, dreams, mistakes, green eyes, long conversations, and copious amounts of coffee.

Set in New York twelve years after the war.

Heal Thyself by @astolat (46k)

"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”

“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.

“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.

Away Childish Things by @letteredlettered (153k)

Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.

There Is Always the Moon by @firethesound (159k)

Draco's life after the war is everything he wanted it to be: it's simple, and quiet, and predictable, and safe. But when a mysterious curse shatters the peace he'd worked so hard to build, there's only one person he can trust to help him. After all, Harry Potter has saved his life before. Now Draco has to believe that Potter will be able to do it one more time. (A remix of If the Sun Goes Black by pasdexcuses)

Nor All That Glisters by @sweet-s0rr0w (110k)

Lonely and frustrated on house arrest, with no prospects for the future, Draco begins brewing Felix Felicis in an attempt to improve his lot. Just in the short term, of course. He isn’t a total idiot.

But before long he finds himself with a thriving business, a nice flat, some actual (albeit irritatingly Gryffindor) friends, and a very satisfying sex life. What’s more, no-one is hexing him in the street. And Harry Potter is single, and gorgeous, and giving Draco decidedly interested looks.

Stop taking the Felix? You must be joking…l

All Life is Yours to Miss by Saras_Girl (114k)

Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.

A Big Black Sky by alexmeg (90k)

Draco shifts his head as he turns to look at Scorpius, his cheek touching the pillow. "Did you know that…" He pauses, his throat convulsing, and it sounds audible in the silence, besides Michael's steady, even breathing from the other bedroom.

Scorpius is staring back at him, in wait of something new to learn, a beautiful and intelligent child. He has Draco's mind. He has Draco's eyes and nose and mouth and hair. He is his. All his. All he has of Michael are his wild curls and the green of his eyes, and sometimes he looks into them and imagines that they aren't Michael's, but someone else's.

Draco leans his head closer, biting the quiver out of his lips before he breathes a laden and shuddering exhale, and he whispers, "You are my star in a big black sky."

Sourdough by @academicdisasterfic (17k)

Draco writes romance novels and doesn't leave his apartment much. Harry bakes bread and sells it to Draco. Draco is quite weird. Harry might like that.

Waiting By An Open Door by @femmequixotic and @noeeon (29k)

Draco starts following Potterwatch secretly during the War. He wishes Potter would come save him too. But that sort of thing only happens in fairy tales, and Malfoys don't get fairy tale endings, do they?

Soup-pocalypse and The Great Curry Cataclysm by @norelationtoatticus (104k)

Eleven years after the war, Draco Malfoy leads a quiet, boring, and perfectly respectable life, thanks very much. Or, at least he does, until a sudden and very unexpected veela awakening causes him to throw soup all over Harry Potter in the middle of the Ministry cafeteria.

you've got the antidote for me by Kandakicksass (20k)

When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.

He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.

Kept in Cages by @sweet-s0rr0w (76k)

Deep in the heart of the Ministry lies the Beast Division: a hidden room where ancient beasts roam, and winged creatures soar, and grumpy giant ferrets eat all your biscuits unless you keep them well hidden. Draco Malfoy would know – he’s been working there for five years now, after all.

Meanwhile, on Level One, ex-Golden Boy Harry Potter is stuck in another interminable policy meeting, completely unaware of the mysterious comings and goings just three floors below. But when a giant snake emergency requires the assistance of a Parselmouth, Harry finds himself thrust, unprepared, into Draco’s weird and wonderful world – and naturally, he can’t keep away…

Modern Love by @tackytigerfic (61k)

Harry Potter, of all people, knows that life isn’t always fair. And no one gets to be happy all of the time. But surely there’s something more—something better—than a rubbish Ministry job, and a lonely old house, and that feeling that everyone out there is doing a better job of living than Harry is.

And it really doesn’t seem fair that Draco Malfoy is back in Harry’s life, all of a sudden, and even though he’s wandless, and living with Muggles, and making his mother cry with his lifestyle choices, he’s happy. So what's he doing right, that Harry isn’t?

Because things don’t really change, do they? And if Harry can’t be happy, he’ll settle for a good night’s sleep, some posh antiques, and the opportunity to find out what Malfoy has been up to for all these years.

And that’s what starts it all.

Here's The Pencil, Make It Work by @6balls (49k)

Harry thinks "Why is Malfoy working in a coffee shop in muggle London?" is a much simpler question than, "Are you going to accept that auror offer and, if you don't, what will you do?"

Burn the Witch by @lettersbyelise (95k)

When Harry Potter is sent in to investigate Draco Malfoy’s successful potions company, posing as Draco’s bodyguard, he doesn’t know the case will launch a series of events that will change his life — and Draco’s.

A story about choices, scars, Chopin piano pieces, and finding all kinds of love in the most unexpected places.

Who we are in the shadows by @quicksilvermaid (99k)

What happens when you’re forced to become the very thing you despise?

Ex-Auror Harry Potter, tossed out of the Ministry for something he had no control over, has been looking for a way back to his former life. When he comes across Draco Malfoy in the criminal underbelly of Wizarding London and in need of protection, Harry figures bringing him in to face the Ministry's justice is his ticket back to everything he's lost.

But nothing is exactly as it seems. Not even Harry himself. And as he gets drawn further and further into Malfoy's world of honour and deception he finds himself questioning everything he thought he knew—about his childhood nemesis, the Ministry job he misses so much, and most of all, about himself.

What happens when you’re forced to see that you were wrong?

Changing Tides by @carpemermaidtales (109k)

Draco has spent half of his life spouting the things his father has taught him without much thought about how he feels about what he says. When he unexpectedly comes face to face with the Dark Lord, he grapples with the harsh realities of the world and struggles with his changing views on life. Instead of doing what’s expected of him fifth year, he joins Dumbledore’s Army and learns how to defend himself, how to make his own choices, and how he can be something greater than his father’s example as he grows into his own man rather than his father’s shadow. The choices he makes change both his and Harry’s fates, intertwining their paths until they converge.

#drarry #drarry fic #drarry fic rec #drarry fic recs #draco malfoy #harry potter #fic recs #@me please remember to update your goddamn masterlist💀

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sansebastinae · 6 months

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(3 days before flight)

"Rocky, should I untether Mark from the pipes?"

"Don't even think about it Sebastian. I don't want to get into trouble !"

»»» 11th Day of Mission

Load LOG : // SL-21-20XX-28-12_01…

(alternate title : fuck characterisation, hello OOC. get OOC pain'd.)

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23:04:26:85 UTC +1 CET

Recording? Ok...so today-

("Talking into your diary again like a girl, love? ")

"Fucking…" clunk "It's my logging session. I'll throw something at you."

("Did you forget where you are?")

"Fick dich."

("…I hope that's German for 'I like you a lot?' ")

< clunk >

recording terminated due to lack of sound / voice activity.

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END LOG SL-21-20XX-28-12_01

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Load LOG : // SL-21-20XX-28-12_02…

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23:11:33:02 UTC +1 CET

…Ok, the light is on, it is recording now.

This morning the Earth looked bluer than usual, and I really liked it, so I grabbed the camera and quickly snapped a picture. My photography skills are good enough!

NASA's Jackson called us the noisiest astronauts ever. Fair... But he did remark on how efficiently Mark and I get the work done around the station, given the state and the age of the machines. We would really just split the massive amount of maintenance into two and made sure we tied up any loose ends, and they were always impressed.

Today we had to do a pretty massive job of putting on the NOAX stuff on the many of the station panels. It was our second time doing a spacewalk in only eleven days, so that's a big thing. And it was…four hours outside, putting basically space caulk. Heat really gets to these big guys! The application was less than fantastic though, as we had to use spatulas to put them on…it was a really careful science experiment. There's Mark and me, stuck to only the metal railings of the station for our lives, putting state-of-the-art things with some ma's spatula. It's hot doing this the whole day, just mashing this stuff in! Sweating in space is not fun…

I looked up the stuff when I got back from the work. They use these things in Formula 1 cars…? Well you learn something new everyday and experience new things too, but I'm not sure how this caulk thing will benefit that much… probably only useful if Michael Schumacher goes 27 thousand kilometres per hour, sure…

Ok, I have been putting off talking about Mark.

The previous recordings already have them, but for memory's sake, I will just mention it here. I know, I know, I'm going to be 24 next year, and here I am, still feeling like i'm in middle school with how I'm acting.

We've been co-workers for two years now, and we've had our fair share of being at each other's necks. Horner didn't help either. The only thing he had to say to us before we left was that we were like an old married couple. And to get "our shit sorted by the end of the trip".

Well…

It really is hard to put it into words. It was pretty obvious to everyone, so I am the idiot here. Hah... I tried not to think much of it, especially during the suit up procedure for the spacewalks. it needed two people anyway.

Before we went back into the airlock, the bastard went to unhook my tether off the metal railing! Fucker!! Do you know how screwed we'll get if I wasn't anywhere with the EMU? He had the gall to laugh in his suit. I should have just beaten his face in just now.

("You didn't mention me holding your hands?")

clnk

("oh shoot--")

recording terminated due to lack of sound / voice activity.

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END LOG SL-21-20XX-28-12-2

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#sebmark #writing #art

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reveluving · 1 year

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masterlist ; miscellaneous char.

— SHOWS & MOVIES

↬ triple frontier

benny miller : 1* – 2* – 3* – 4

— CHARACTERS

↬ warren kole & char.

˚ · . JEFF SADECKI

make it double (Phillip Graves & Jeff Sadecki mini series!) : 1* – 2* – 3 – 4

— Don't let the brothers' personality differences fool anybody. Their adoration for you is as identical as their appearance.

random HCs: 1 – 2 – 3

↬ sebastian stan & char.

˚ · . BUCKY BARNES

single father!bucky x milf!reader ; 1*

— Come & witness the chronicles of the Barnes' as the single mother next door unknowingly change their lives.

↬ michael dorman & char.

˚ · . JOE PICKETT

sweet treat

— Joe and his girls help the neighbourhood baker plan the seasonal menu.

↬ adam driver & char.

red lipstick (adam driver char. au)

↬ stephen lang & char.

i can be the one that takes you there (commander taylor x reader)

— It's just you and the commander tonight.

↬ other char.

twice shy (oj haywood x f!reader)

— When two shy idiots fall in love.

— ANIME

˚ · . JUJUTSU KAISEN

voyeur!geto* (ft. your hubbies gojo & toji)

˚ · . back to full m.list , pics found on Pinterest!

#reveluving #— reve's reverie 🌹#— reveluving's masterlist 🌹#bucky barnes x reader #bucky x reader #michael dorman #joe pickett #joe pickett x reader #adam driver #clyde logan x reader #jacques le gris x reader #flip zimmerman x reader #commander mills x reader #kylo ren x reader #cod mw2 #cod x reader #jeff sadecki #jeff sadecki x reader

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leanderballerprewett · 3 months

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Leander, Sebastian asked me to tell you (because he refused to do so himself) to tell Everett to tell Garreth to stop sending me flowers or else (again his words not mine) he will 'create a spell to merge you two ginger pricks together into a giant ginger idiot and then curse you eternally' Can you handle that task?

Sincerely, MC

Michael Cera,

I was a big fan of your work in comedy film "Superbad." People have compared me to you because I am also attractive in a fucked up way.

I cannot control Garreth. He is a force of nature. Also I don't want to because it's funny.

Good luck on Superbad 2 (didn't like Scott Pilgrim - too many women),

Leander "Big Fan" Prewett xox

#leander prewett #hogwarts legacy #leander baller prewett #leander answers

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siremasterlawrence · 1 year

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The Frat Initiative Part 7 - 8

Chris, Sebastian, Ian, Brenton, Henry and of course Colton have been vying for my super and glorious attention as they don’t deserve it.

Everything has been amazing up until now as I sit in my throne Chris and Henry stand at my side on guard to protect me for any threat.

The other four fall to their knees in awe and all due respect for me when I can hear light shard of glass hit the floor crushing into a million little pieces.

Chris springs in to action taking stance he so ready to fight despite his way too hot and expensive clothes and that designer hair cut of his.

Henry is a bad ass military guy top gun hit the level trigger happy motherfucker a man amongst men so aggressive he annoys me most times.

The lay on firm hand on my chest grasping me ever so tightly I pinned to the wall so no one can even approach me which is hot on so many levels.

I am in exhilarating swing upward in utter excitement so hyper now I can’t wait to see what unfolds as Henry has wicked smile on his face.

Chris is flowing side to side his skin is super tan glowing in a nice peach color to it their hands are like weapons with more powerful energy.

Henry took a step forward taking a key from my hand placing it in to the key hole he is in turning the key then pops it open lifting a gun from it.

He flips the gun in to one hand then throws another gun for Chris who would be extreme in his apprehension of using one if I had not need his protection.

“Who could that fucking be? Check it out guys.”

“Who should go Master?”

“Sebastian and Ian be careful “

“Always”

“As you wish”

“Chris and I will protect you “

“You only need me”

“Asshole!”

“Guys stop!”

“Fine!”

“Sorry sir”

“Ian report “

“Master found the culprit”

“Master it is Sebastian here”

“Report then”

“FREEZE”

“ FUCK!”

“YES! WE GOT HIM!”

“I am so proud of you “

“Thank you sir” in unison.

“Who are you?”

“What are you seeking?”

“You are evil, who are you?

“How dare you enter my home”

“I am a reporter”

“Fuck this”

“Inject him”

“No stop!”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“Check his wallet”

“Yes Master”

“His name is Stephen Amell”

“He is a reporter”

“I know him”

“He lives around here”

“Master look at him”

“Out the window “

“He has a camera”

“What are you waiting for”

“Get him dumbass”

“We will all go”

“Hurry up assholes”

“I am surrounded by stupidity”

“Idiots”

“Master Lawrence “

“We are across the street “

“Sneaking behind him”

“Drop the camera”

“Now”

“What did I do?”

“Invasion of privacy for one”

“Wait a second “

“Grab his neck”

“Inject him”

“Hell yeah!”

“The process is begun”

“His cock sprung”

“He is turned down”

“Yes, Master Lawrence “

The end

The Frat Initiative Part 9 - 10

Tyler Ray Michaels is the happiest man alive at this point having a successful magazine and is involved with a wonderful guy.

“Something is off with house.”

“I could crack the case “

“My magazine could go public”

“They call him Master Lawrence “

“I’ll sneak in”

“Here I go”

“Fuck! They spotted me “

“Run…run”

“You sneaky bastard “

“I knew it “

“I told Master about you “

“Block him”

“I’ll go the other side “

“Got you “

“Why are you doing this?”

“Because this is a cult “

“A cult! You honestly believe that?”

“You fool”

“You have no idea”

“He is our Master”

“You are a punk”

“A nobody “

“A nothing “

“Tape his mouth”

“Use the rope to tie him down”

“Carry him in”

“The rest “

“Drug him”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“I love you too”

“Tyler?”

“If you want him “

“Who? Who is this?”

“My dear “

“Tyler is unavailable “

“What did you do to him?”

“I freed him”

“What?”

“I saved him”

“Take absolute control “

“Set him free”

“What is that noise?”

“Listen to it “

“Wwwaaaa”

“Here the sound “

“Calming you “

“Feel the power of my voice”

“Reverberating”

“Over and over “

“Your mind descending “

“Collapsing to the void “

“I am all that matters”

“Your mind swirls away”

“Mwahahahahaha “

“STOP”

“Give in”

“Succumb “

“Falter”

“Sir Yes Sir”

The end

#stephen amell #tyler hoechlin #chris wood #robbie amell #mind control slaves #mind control chip #hypnosis #robot #android #The Frat

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antimonyandthyme · 1 year

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Athy Athy Athy i hope you had a nice day and i am sending you all positive vibes✨talk to us about Michael/Seb pls <3 not any particular au but just about them

🌻

my dear sweet sweet sunflower anon <33 unfortunately i am very bad at stringing my unhinged thoughts into coherent sentences but i will try! i will try for you!

i saw these tags somewhere i don't remember where but it was like, sebastian looks at michael like humanity looking at god and michael looks at sebastian like god looking at man and i've never been the same since

he said no pickles!

sebastian's the only one who will get away with leaving michael's fist bump hanging

it's that spiderman meme where you try to copy someone you admire down to the judging stares and peace signs

who else does michael tease like that, tell me, who else?

seb looking like he boutta pounce (i get it)

it's about michael looking so proud of him, every damn time

sebastian jumping into michael's arms with the full confidence that michael will catch him is something that will never fail to level me

they hang out

senpai notice me, hey, hey, heyyyyyyy, notice meeeeeee

mission accomplished: noticed

michael herding seb away like a lil puppy

me weakly from the floor: history

me weakly from the floor: parallels

me weakly from the floor: swag

also michael choosing seb (over nico) will never fail to make me giggle a lil

are you seeing this, michael, are you seeing this, it was a real effort to get to two you idiot

my idol and friend, michael schumacher

#athy texts #michael/seb #sunflower anon #hue hue hue (the sound of me crying)#it makes me feel some kind of way it really does

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mermaidsirennikita · 5 months

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Can you recommend historicals with the plot being the heroine wanting the brother/cousin of the hero?

Well, When He Was Wicked comes to mind--I maintain that while Francesca loved John and may not have been fully aware of her attraction to Michael when John was alive... she was attracted to him. You just don't ask your hot friend/cousin-in-law about his conquests while walking alone with him at night... platonically. It's weird.

Obviously, The Earl Takes All by Lorraine Heath. Again, I don't really think Julia was conscious of the attraction when Albert was alive. But Edward DOES kiss her when he's alive, and there's obviously a spark.

Waking Up with The Duke by Lorraine Heath has Jayne have an affair (for baby-making purposes and with her husband's consent) with Ainsley, her husband's cousin. Again, I think she sublimated a lot of the attraction for as long as she could... but it was absolutely there, and I think that first kiss for sure awakened her.

Notorious Pleasures by Elizabeth Hoyt has the heroine have an affair with her fiancee's rakish brother, and it is HOT.

Beyond Scandal and Desire by Lorraine Heath has the heroine fall for her fiancee's brother... not that she or her fiancee KNOW at that point. Mick knows he's fiancee's brother, however, and that's WHY he starts it, lol.

His at Night by Sherry Thomas has a bit of a variation on this in that the heroine is TRYING to compromise a man she wants to marry, but she ends up accidentally doing it to his brother and having to marry him. Her new husband (who's a spy pretending to be an idiot, lol) absolutely knows what she was doing and has a very low opinion of her at first. He.... comes around.

The Perfect Crimes of Marian Hayes by Cat Sebastian has the heroine fall for her husband's illegitimate son, lol.

#romance novel blogging #romance novels #book recs #lorraine always has multiple entries on these more controversial~ tropes bc a) her backlist is huge b) lorraine does not care

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sweetcreatxr · 1 year

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♥︎Always been you (2)♥︎

(Part 2 : Back to you )

A Chris evans x singer!malereader mini fic

Here part 1 !

Warnings : a lot of sadness, flashbacks, hurt feelings, Y/N having the best fans ! Sebastian shipping reader and Chris( still not warning but anyway !)

btw y/n has the same voice as Shawn Mendes because i freacking love his but feel free to pick another singer and also has the same energy and style as Harry Styles because that man is everything !

A/N : so so so sorry for the long wait, ive been overwhelmed with work for my school lately and i have sooo many importants exams so yeah, sorry again !!

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y/n's pov third person

Y/n wasn't an idiot, he was many things but naive wasn't one of them. So when David, one of his guitarist, offered him a drink for after their concert tonight, y/n knew exactly what David was referring to.

You see, David had been in love with y/n for years, long before Chris came into his life, so knowing the couple was on the brink was a golden opportunity for David.

Y/n knew it and despite that, couldn't get rid of him like that, the decision wasn't even up to him and moreover, Y/n was careful not to tell him that he was the main reason for the tensions in his couple with the Boston man.

No, he certainly didn't want to give him that joy!

Y/n therefore contented himself with ignoring him and thinking of something more positive, hoping to silence all the negative thoughts that had crossed his mind for 5 months now.

5 long months where he couldn't feel Chris' beard brushing against him while they kissed madly, where he couldn't feel his heart beating every time his lover appeared in the same room as him, of his smelling his body smell after one of their tumultuous sexual activities, leaving them in a most divine state, or simply not being able to catch a glimpse of his beautiful smile and laughter.

He still remembers a joke that had made him and the reaction of his man: "knock knock"

" Who's there ?"

"Who"

"Who who ?

" What are you, an owl ?

Chris laughed while taking hold of his left pectorals and tilting his head back but he quickly regained his senses before looking y/n as if he had done the most monstrous thing in the world.

"How dare you… use my own jokes against me, what a monster you are!

Armed with his strong Boston accent, Chris complained again and again while exaggerating his movements while y/n approached, a teasing smile on his face and wrapped his arms around Chris, this one being 10 centimeters taller than him, and took his gorgeous ass into his hands, causing a small cry in the mouth of Chris who stopped talking immediately and looked in disbelief, y/n who smiled innocently before leaving to their room while rolling his hips.

Y/n knew that his morphology drove his man totally crazy, especially when he used it to achieve his goals.

"So, are you coming sir 'I refuse to share my jokes'? I'll wait for you in the bedroom, hurry up…"

The rest of course being them making love for the rest of the afternoon, leaving them empty of energy for the rest of the evening, and the days to come.

Y/n was now shaking with tears sitting on the floor in his dressing room, he was trying his best to stop but it was so hard! He sincerely thought that he and Chris were meant to end their lives together, he had dreamed of it so much and now he could only do that, dream over and over again, wondering how their lives could have been without this fight.

He didn't have time to lament more than Sebastian rushed into his dressing room and came directly to take him in his arms without asking him any questions.

"Don't worry too much Y/n it'll be fine…I had him on the phone earlier and he's on his way, he'll come to see you and you guys will be able to explain everything together, everything will be like before you'll see!"

Y/n raised his head and was greeted by the devastated gaze of his big brother, sad to see his face flooded with endless tears.

"I send him hundreds of messages…he hasn't even opened them…"

Y/n finished his sentence with a small voice, getting ready to start crying again.

"He's driving, if you want him to come back to you, he better be alive right?"

Sebastian grabbed his brother's chin as he pulled him up and continued, "Listen, I know it might sound easy for me to say this but I think you need to pull yourself together! Your gig is in 2 hours and There are already plenty of people waiting for your arrival! They are just waiting for you and your good mood while you are there depressed…"

"You're right…it is very easy for you to tell me that, it isn't you who has your heart broken into a thousand pieces ! Plus, you're both actors! It's certainly easier since you are used to lying, hiding your feelings, but the only things I excel at are writing and singing…"

Sebastian took a few steps back, a small amused sneer on his face.

" So uhh, to begin with : that's not the job of an actor ! Given the lack of time we are facing, we will have this conversation later ! And precisely ! You are an incredible composer and singer and tonight I don't want you to act like everything is fine because that would be lying to yourself, but express yourself ! Sing until you cry!"

"So...About Chris…are you sure he'll be there..?"

"I can assure you that yes y/n. And to bounce on this story of asset, I may be an actor, I also like to sing!"

Y/n got up from the floor and began to choose the outfit he was going to wear before turning around to get his brother's approval, who gave him a thumbs up and a whistle.

"Everyone knows that you love to sing Seb but it doesn't mean that you KNOW how to sing…" replied Y/n with a small smile on his lips.

"And that doesn't mean that I'm gonna stop, you little jerk!" retorted Seb, throwing a pillow at his brother's face.

"Get out of here! I have to get ready to impress your dear friend"

"You know that even if you dress normally he would still be crazy about you?" Seb asked him while approaching the door of the dressing room

"I know"

Chris' pov third person

Chris was now sure, despite the fact that he loved this city, he didn't want to deal with this kind of situation ever again he was currently facing : traffic jams.

He was even more frustrated because he said to Sebastian that he would be there on time and he wanted on top of that not to disappoint anymore y/n, just thinking about him his heart sank as well as his hands on his steering wheel.

"FUCKING SHIT !" he said, honking his horn with all his might, causing a wave of honking all over the road.

Chris leaned back roughly and sighed, he was at his wit's end, he saw his couple tearing apart in front of his eyes and he couldn't do anything concrete but wait.

So he took his phone and started looking at pictures of y/n and him, happy, and without him noticing, tears were running down his cheeks.

He was very sober now and he had the ability to remember some things, like the time he had organized a surprise birthday party for his lover, but it had all almost gone wrong because of his touchiness. :

Chris had gotten up earlier than usual, just to carry out his plan: today was his boyfriend's birthday and he had planned a party for him in a small group but which will remain unforgettable for the young singer .

Chris therefore prepared himself at the speed of light and went down into the basement of their house, all without making the slightest noise, collected the gift(s) he had collected in advance the day before and left for his brother's house to drop everything off.

He then proceeded to continue the course of his day as if nothing exceptional was brewing in Scott's house.

Chris had all day paid attention to y/n's reactions who seemed really sad that his own boyfriend didn't wish him a "happy birthday", but Chris told himself that it was for a good cause and that of course he might getting scolded a bit but that the evening will end with y/n begging Chris to let him cum.

But what Chris didn't know was that y/n, really saddened by this day given Chris' utter ignorance, decided to spend his day at the first bar that came his way.

It was social media that alerted Chris as he tried to figure out where y/n might be. Lots of photos of him, drunk and on the edge of the abyss, were on different types of social networks and even articles with titles like: y/n l/n, all alone and drunk on his 29th birthday.

The evening ended with Chris picking up y/n from one of his bars and driving him home. All the way the singer was just asking Chris why he hadn't wished him a happy birthday.

"You…you left me rotting like a big jerk Christopher.. Why…why did you do that? Ignoring me like that…"

Chris felt the guilt growing inside him more and more, it was not his intention to upset his lover.

" I'm sorry love…I didn't want…I just wanted to give you a birthday party but don't worry I canceled, we're going to spend the evening together with a good old Disney, just the two of us, OK ?"

And that's what they did, just the two of them, they had fallen asleep on each other, y/n not letting go of Chris and Chris not wanting to anyway.

" I love you my baby "

Chris looked up from his phone, tears streaming down his face and as he continued down the road, his phone rang announcing his best friend's name.

Chris sighed and took the call.

" Halo ?"

"Where the fuck are you, the concert is going to start any moment! Don't tell me you preferred to parade Evans?! I'm warning you-

"How is he doing?"

"Chris where the fuck are you, that's my question!"

"And I just want to know how he is! Please…"

Chris heard Sebastian sigh and he spoke again.

"Bad, he's not well at all, I told him to get back on his feet at least for this evening but I realize that it's easier said than done…he wants to impress you tonight you know…"

"It's not up to him to do it but to me…it's me who must redeem myself!"

"I agree there…well I told y/n that the reason you weren't replying to his messages was because you were driving…if he finds out we're talking WHILE you're driving he's going to kill us both, and you know that he can do it…"

Chris laughed a little bit and refocused on the road which had become much clearer.

"I have my reasons, and before you ask me, it's just that I prefer to talk to him face to face"

"maybe but that's not a reason to totally ghost him, you know?"

"I know"

omniscient pov

"Y/N you come on stage in 3…!"

Y/n felt overwhelmed by his emotions, he had received confirmation from Sebastian that Chris was on his way and maybe even already in the stadium but the singer had great doubts.

" 2...!"

He wasn't sure if he really wanted to have this conversation with the actor, he felt broken both physically and mentally and didn't know how he could manage to get over it.

" 1...!"

He wanted to run away, run away as far as possible because he was afraid that his heart would break even more than it already is. But he knew it, it was essential for him as for Chris, if this one had for goal to give up their couple to go forward.

"Go Y/n to you!"

The singer put on his most fake and beautiful smile and entered the stage while hopping and waving his hands for the audience.

"How are you tonight Boston!!"

Screams that could be heard across the country took place and y/n took his guitar specially made for him and started directly strumming the strings on a tune that his fans had never heard before, and for good reason, it was a new song that he had no intention of recording in the studio but that, given the circumstances, was very appropriate to let his feelings speak.

" OK so now, i'm gonna sing a new song that i've writen times ago and i've just finished writing it soo, here it goes !"

He gave the green light to his team and began to sing

Took you like a shot

Thought that I could chase you with a cold evening

Let a couple years water down how I'm feeling about you

Y/n was standing there, standing on the stage and letting his heart speak

And every time we talk

Every single word builds up to this moment

And I gotta convince myself

I don't want it even though I do

he walked even further to the front of the stage and looked over to the VIP area where he could see his brother and a few of his friends but no sign of Chris, Sebastian confirming that by shaking his head from side to side.

You could break my heart in two

But when it heals, it beats for you

I know it's forward but it's true

Those lyrics were probably the most obvious to everyone, that song was obviously for Chris, but he wasn't even there.

I wanna hold you when I'm not supposed to

When I'm lying close to someone else

You're stuck in my head and I can't get you out of it

If I could do it all again

I know I'd go back to you

But what Y/n didn't know is that Chris was right now in the building trying to enter the room but one of the guards was stopping him because he didn't have of a ticket.

"But you know who the fuck I am?!"

"No sir, the only thing I know is that you don't have a ticket and therefore you can't pass."

The security guard remained calm while Chris got out of his hinges, he hadn't spent more than 2 hours in his car breaking his skull on his steering wheel all that to not get in!

"Do a simple Google search and you'll see! I- please just do this search I MUST get inside! My boyfriend is waiting!!"

The guard didn't have time to answer when another guard appeared and asked what was going on.

"Sir please I have to-"

But Chris was cut off by a scream and a huge smile from the security guard who hastened to add:

"Oh my God! I can't believe it! Ms. Evans! A great honor! My son and I are big fans of your character, Captain America, too! I-! Wow!"

"But what are you doing here? You can't re-enter?! Let's go, I'll escort you to the VIP section!"

Chris didn't even have time to explain the situation before he was pulled into an endless corridor with the inscription Very Important Person on it.

After a long time of walking, going up and down the stairs, they finally arrived at their destination, this moment of walking was still very pleasant for Chris who was able to chat with Dan, the security guard turned out to be one of his biggest fan.

"We've arrived Ms Evans and thanks again for the autographs and the photo!"

"No problem! Thanks again Dan!"

Chris walked back into the room and walked straight to Sebastian who waved at him.

"Finally!! Come and settle down!"

"Where is Y/n?"

Chris looked towards the stage but couldn't find him.

"He's just there, interacting with his fans, we'll never change him!" sneered Seb while shouting and encouraging y/n who was now dancing to 'You're the one that i want'

And it was in an instant, a short but powerful instant that Y/n and Chris had eye contact. Despite the distance between them, they could both feel that warm feeling filling their hearts. Despite their differences, they could finally look each other straight in the eye and understand each other.

Chris asking for forgiveness for everything he put him through and y/n for not trying to understand him enough.

Their exchange although short did not pass through anyone, everyone noticed and shouted, Sebastian first!

"Go find him!" he whispered in her ear

"But I-"

Sebastian took his arm and pushed him out.

" Go. Join. Him. He's just waiting for that, can't you see??!"

" I- Yeah what the hell !

Everyone around him shouted with joy and Chris snuck his way backstage as best he could and that's when he ran into Dan again.

"Dan ! Thank God ! I'll need one last favor…"

"With pleasure Ms. Evans!"

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OMGG Finallyyy ! Again sorry for the long waiting but i had really no time to write with everyone goingon with my life ! But here ! Part 2 ! Hope you guys will like it !!

#Spotify #chris evans x male reader #chris evans fanfiction #chris evans #x male reader #singer reader #celebrity #love #angst #sad #gay love #gay men

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milflewis · 2 years

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okay, how about, sewis+lying? 👀

i love you and i’ve been thinking about seb minding lewis’s scooter for like a week now and i think i might be slowly going insane

“Really Seb?” Jenson says again. “You’re minding his scooter? Can you get any more gay?”

Seb laughs, leaning back further into the sun, the warm metal of the motorhome behind his back. Lewis's scooter tilts with him, the handle worn and soft under his folded arms. Seb wonders if it smells of Lewis, of his sweat, and, not for the first time, wishes he could be a little more normal about the other man.

“I don't know what you mean,” Sebastian says, squinting into the sun. “I'm just minding a scooter for a friend.”

Jenson steps closer and Seb can make out the smile that he knew was there. It startles him, as it does more and more these days, when he registers how much Jenson's eyes crinkle at the corners.

“A friend,” Jenson says and Seb laughs again. “A friend,” Jenson repeats. “Wow. Say that again and I might even believe it.”

“You don’t think we’re friends?” Seb asks, smiling. “Oh, you’re friends,” Jenson says, rolling his eyes. “But you’ve always been more than that. Even in the beginning when you were pulling his pigtails just because you thought his ass was cute and it annoyed Nico.”

Seb cackles. “That's not fair.” Sebastian makes himself stop smiling. “I also thought his eyes were pretty.”

Jenson is in front of him now, kicking him in the ankle. “I'm glad, you know. That you’ve decided to be happy. That you’ve even decided to do something about it.”

Seb shrugs, looking at the sweep of Jenson's hair. At his nose. His mouth. He makes himself look him in the eye because Seb has never quite learned how to blink and even if he did Jenson deserves better than that. “I'm trying,” he says. “We’ll see what he wants. I'm tired of lying about what I feel for him. I'm tired of hiding it.”

Jenson looks at him for a long moment. “Oh, Seb,” he says. And it’s kind and soft and Sebastian loves him. “Of course Lewis wants you. Are you a fucking idiot?”

Seb scoffs.

“No, shut the fuck up, Sebastian. I’m asking a serious question here. Are. You. Stupid. I’d say I'm glad you’re not driving anymore if you’re this blind but that’s never stopped you before. The man has literally and I quote, said, ‘he knows you as a human being’. This is a man who values courage over so much else and when he says your name, he has said right after so many times. He named you - you - as his favourite rivalry. Not Michael and Mika. Not Niki and Hunt. Not Alain and Aryton. You, you fucking moron. No, don’t talk. I can’t listen to you right now, oh my god.”

Jenson stops and looks at him. Sebastian tries very carefully not to think about what he just said.

Jenson reaches out and tugs at Seb’s hair, smiling. He touches his headband and pulls it a little. Before Seb can stop him, Jenson lets it snap back. Sebastian swears, shoving him away. Jenson laughs.

“I do think it’s funny though that you think you’ve been hiding it. Like, mate, you don’t actually think that, do you? Because that’s next level delusion.”

#was gonna edit this before posting it but im stuck in a bathroom and going insane cause the fan is so fuckinh loud so here u go #might put this in my seb retirement fic but idk #sewis #f1 rpf fic #stuff i wrote #one! braincell bestie #fic.asks #niamh.asks

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justaredheadf1fan · 2 years

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French press afternoon and When We Were Young release

Hello hello, aren't we hot this week? Shit, this heatwave is driving me further into the 7th circle of hell 😂

An eventful couple 2 weeks, everything looking up at the moment, so fingers crossed 🤞🏻 I'm currently watching the press rounds and for now the most interesting thing so far has been Seb about to go drive that first Aston Martin for the centenary. Classic Seb is a mood.

Seb unhinged answering a question about the track limit violations in Austria saying it was difficult to avoid because they were trying to go as fast as they could. King. And he's obviously right, like he usually is. Way to critique the way race directors also do a crappy job changing the decision making process each weekend in a subtle way.

Now I'm watching the second press round and Pierre couldn't be happier, he can't help but smile, it's way too cute. He's very coherent with his answers, I don't know why it still surprises me, but it does for some reason. Checo is still an idiot, he's still clearly blind to his own mistakes but hey, he can keep DNFing, he doesn't need George for that anyway 🤷🏻‍♀️

So, I didn't want to make this a short post, and I've started watching the When We Were Young mini documentary made the FIA about the current drivers. It's not like I'm gonna finish this before 3am probably, but I wanted to do it anyway.

It basically goes back to when the drivers were so young and still dreaming of become F1 drivers. But it's really nice to see this, actually. Sebastian and Mick talking about Michael... I just started crying. And that was just 3 minutes in?

Now I'm listening to Charles talking about his lack of confidence... My dear boy hasn't really changed much despite all the incredible things he's done and the ones he will. And George showing the picture of him looking at Lewis and saying so proudly that that kid is now teammates with that guy he was looking up to. God, these idiots like making me cry 🥲

It was a nice little project to make with the boys, especially because it's short and shows what's important here, how these kids once were dreaming and now they're living the dream. And that speaks to all of us.

I'm gonna go to sleep because I'm beat, between the heat, catching 2 flights today and everything else, I'm dead 💀

More tomorrow, let's see what it brings us.

Peace out!

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chronological thoughts of twd 11x17

- saw sebastian and threw up a lil in my mouth

- saw negan and threw up a lil more in my mouth

- omg rick

- did judith start having an accent omg

- SEASON 5 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

- where r they

- omg lance hornsby girlboss

- daryl’s stupid scar pls

- DONT TALK TO MAGGIE SHUT UP NEGAN

- carol being the first line of defense iktr iktr ❤️

- omg daryl with the slay plan

- i hate negan i hate him i hate his screentime i hate him not a redemption arc let him die please i so viscerally need him to die

- this WILL NOT be the season i like negan shut up stop trying to make me

- oh a whisperers comeback

- omg that walker MACKIN

- i love my flustered angry boy lance 🫶

- its giving my math prof when his mic wasn’t working and he almost cried

- AHAHAHA lance got shot

- OMG DARYL

- lance is in his thanos i’ll do it myself era

- oh that scene of him glaring in the car was kinda sexy ngl hi sir

- i wish i could drive this good

- OH MY GOD THEY GOT SIDEFUCKED BY DARYL

- oh slay kill sebastian

- omg yumiko i haven’t seen her in a hot minute

- WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW WE WANT JUSTICE DELIVER SEBASTIAN NOW

- overthrow the government OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT

- let rosita take her personal day mercer get ur stick out of ur butt 💔

- ew i hate negan’s stupid dumb face

- oh who is april what is the tea

- negan killed her didnt he

- they should kiss maybe i think

- wait what is this plan are they sending negan in to keep the people in there safe?? how is this accomplishing that?? is he tattling on hornsby???

- oo “if no one else is playing by the rules why are you?”

- CAROLLLLLL

- OMG CAROL IN HER NANCY DREW ERA 🫶🫶

- her shirt looks so comfortable

- omg gracie called daryl a dumb loser idiot who sucks

- omg omg omg what is going on they look like they suck so bad

- do u think if u pressed the ice machine ice would come out

- OMG THE PHOTO

- no daryl why are you so sentimental with ur stupid picture of u and the kids u love so much

- wait no i think carol just has a picture of them omg 🫶🫶🫶

- OMG CAROL IN HER MICHAEL MYERS ERA W THAT KNIFE PLSS

- THE SHOT OF JUDITH IN THE CUPBOARD PLS ITS NOT FUNNY BUT IT IS

- JERRY IS JUST SO ?? HIMBO??? I LOVE HIM???

- yo what are you doin’ here man?

- “where is carol?” me throughout 11B man

- OMG A GIRLBOSS COLLAB

- they should team up and kill negan together and then make out

- how long do u think negan practiced that line in his head so he would look cool in front of carol be honest

- OMG NEGAN SPILLING THE TEA

- carol girlboss 🫶🫶🫶

- SHUT UP PAMELA WE LITERALLY KNOW WHO DID THIS

- omg the dad slayed

- yumiko should have just let them kill pamela

- HELL YEAHHH DOWN WITH THE MILTONS THE MILTONS ARE MURDERERS HELL YEAHHHHHH

- omg yumiko and magna back on their girlboss wlw relationship love them together

- OH NO JERRY GOT SEEN

- omg the commonwealth people got their backs

- UNION STATION????

- oh my god negan shut up carol does not care

- OMG IS HE SCARED CAROL IS GONNA KILL HER

- carol is like ??? u??? when my boytoy is out there fighting for his life???

- omg maggie and daryl both look so haggard pls someone just give them a hug 😭

- ewww theyre talking about leah

- GLENN NAME DROP

- ok daryl and maggie kiss now

- gracie’s cardigan looks so comfortable

- omg they’re so super stealth rn

- that man is such an idiot fr

- god rosita is so slay i love her so much its insane

- the sewer is so disgusting i would never go down there rip to them but i’m different

- annie leave negan for maggie challenge

- carol and negan r so bold

- carol is my girlboss fr fr 🫶

- IS THAT

- oh my god hes disgusting

- yeah that’s correct u suck so bad sebastian

- NEGAN SAYING “i have seen her pull bunnies right out of her ass with my very own two eyes” CAROL GOES 😐😑

- carol continuing to be described as the epitomy of girlboss in the show iktr iktr

- ARE THEY GONNA SHOOT THEM

- omg thats what negan deserved i have no pity for him

- pamela lies! sebastian kills! period!

- wtf are those walkers how did they get so close is nobody doing their jobs

- TEAR GASSING THE CROWDS??? R U KIDDING ME??? THATS SO FUCKED??/!-???

- omg am i mercer

- be the change you want to see in the world mercer kill pamela

- rosita pubging irl rn

- OMG TORN IN HALF REST IN PIECES FR

- people in power stop drinking when there’s trouble challenge

- no fucking way pamela is ‘boys will be boys’ing this shit no fucking way pamela istg

- OH MY FOS SHE HIT GIM

- omg carol is playing along with pamela to get what she wants thats so slay of her

- where did they get all of that rope to tie that walker up omg

- AHAHAHAHA GET HIM DARYL GET HIM

- nooo the smirk lance is insane he needs to go to therapy or smth fr fr

- omg angsty caryl moment my heart literally dropped

- boo negan should just leave boo negan redemption arc booooo

- omg negan slept with mercer to get into the commonwealth

- um he also tortured the love of her life for like a week ofc shes wary of him???

- ok but yeah he does owe it to maggie idc idc idc

- AHAHAHA LANCE LOOKS LIKE SUCH AN IDIOT WHEN DARYL KNIFE TO THE THROATS HIM

- if daryl yelled at me i think i would cry i hate it i hate it i hate it

#haruviews #the walking dead season 11 #twd #twd spoilers

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Fernando Alonso says Lewis Hamilton had an 'easier ride' to F1 glory compared to Max Verstappen

Fernando Alonso throws shade at Lewis Hamilton saying the British driver had an 'easier ride' to F1 glory compared to Max Verstappen suggesting he and Michael Schumacher owed their success to 'ONLY having to beat with their teammates' Fernando Alonso says Lewis Hamilton's championships are not worth as much The Alpine driver said Max Verstappen's title is worth more than Hamilton's He claimed the British driver has only had to fight against his teammates Alonso then reverted on his claims, saying 'all titles are well-deserved' By Philip Duncan, Pa F1 Correspondent and Ed Carruthers For Mailonline Published: 15:02 EDT, 29 October 2022 | Updated: 15:02 EDT, 29 October 2022 Fernando Alonso has claimed Lewis Hamilton's world championships are not as valuable as those won by Max Verstappen. Hamilton shares the record of seven titles with Michael Schumacher, but speaking ahead of this weekend's Mexican Grand Prix, Alonso, 41, suggested both men owed their success to only having to beat their respective team-mates. Alonso won consecutive championships in 2005 and 2006 with Renault - bringing Schumacher's era of dominance to an end - while Verstappen saw off Hamilton in last season's deeply contentious title fight. Fernando Alonso (pictured) has been speaking ahead of the Mexico Grand Prix tonight Alonso said Max Verstappen's (pictured) world title was more valuable than Lewis Hamilton's The Dutchman followed that up by securing this season's title with four rounds to spare in his superior Red Bull machinery. Hamilton beat Ferrari's Felipe Massa to win his maiden title in 2008 with McLaren. He also saw off Sebastian Vettel - in a Mercedes, which at times was not as strong as the German's Ferrari - to win the 2017 and 2018 championships. "I have a lot of respect for Lewis, but it is different when you win seven world titles and you only had to fight with your team-mate," said Alonso in an interview with Dutch newspaper De Telegraaf. "A championship has less value when you have fewer titles, but have had to fight against other drivers with equal or even better material. Lewis Hamilton (left) has won seven world championships during his career Alonso meanwhile has won two world championships, in 2005 and 2006 with Renault "In 2005 and 2006, I had a good start to the year myself and was able to create a lead. Then others might have had a better car, but I was able to manage that gap. "I never had to fight with my team-mate Giancarlo Fisichella to win those titles. Nor did I see Max fighting with Sergio Perez or Alex Albon to win races. "But Schumacher mainly fought with his team-mate Rubens Barrichello (at Ferrari) to become champion five times in a row, and Hamilton fought with Nico Rosberg and Valtteri Bottas (at Mercedes). That's different." Earlier this season, Alonso called Hamilton an "idiot", and said he only knows how to race from the front, following an opening-lap collision at the Belgian Grand Prix in August. Hamilton is currently sixth in the F1 driver's standings having not won a race this season Later on Saturday, he attempted to row back from his latest swipe at Hamilton. On Twitter, he wrote: "Please, all the titles are amazing, well deserved and inspiring. Incomparable to each other. Let's enjoy champions and legends of our current time." The two-time world champion, who has competed in more F1 races than any other driver, will leave Alpine at the end of the season to join Aston Martin. Advertisement Share or comment on this article: Fernando Alonso says Lewis Hamilton had an 'easier ride' to F1 glory compared to Max Verstappen via Formula One | Mail Online https://www.dailymail.co.uk?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490

#F1 #Fernando Alonso says Lewis Hamilton had an 'easier ride' to F1 glory compared to Max Verstappen #Formula 1

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